Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:58:42 AM
hahahaha,palag jud sya ay
D man, tawa lang ko sa pitot, kay klarex na lang jud kay wa may pili
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:58:42 AM
hahahaha,palag jud sya ay
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 09, 2010, 06:33:14 PM
Do You Know How to Play "Dama"?
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 07:41:43 AM
He he, wa na lang ana. Di ta apektado kay wa man tay pili, bwahaha!
bwahahahahaha... bahak jud ning pitota ni
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 10, 2010, 11:39:08 AM
hehehe mao ba? Cute diay ni si baby kai buaw man diay. Unsa man gi timpla nimo para nija? Promil?
Good to hear Justin is in good health. Close diay ni sija nimo kai pinangga man diay kaajo. Ug ma dako ni sija, close ni sija nimo, am sure.
Quote from: buwadsanga on March 06, 2009, 04:01:27 PM
ako barato lang ang bayad. all year round sale! heheeh
Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 10, 2010, 08:48:41 AM
Gasud-ong ani nga talan-awon...
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 07:52:41 AM
He he, bitaw pud. But I wish to imagine the desire for revenge taking shape not in the mind but in the uncharted depths of instinct and racial memory.
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 07:54:08 AM
Of course. One can't chastise himself enough.
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 10, 2010, 09:10:03 AM
Belle, luuy pood intawn diay si gamaytitoy nga nagkijos man diay sija sa hospital.
Pero , karon, kamusta naman imong baby boy?
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 10, 2010, 08:35:11 AM
Aw ana diay pud imo experience nga dili pwede pahatagan ug gatas formula sa hospital? Para nako murag martial law ni ilang gibuhat syempre kita nga bag ong mother mouto baya ta unsay ilang isulti. Nakalearn baya ko adto first born nako nga ug manganak ko balik moingon na ko formula feed akong anak ug ang ikaduha,ikatulo,ikaupat nga anak formula feed akong giingon sa hospital mao wala jud ko samoka ug lactation consultant heheheh pero pag abot sa balay akong gipadidi sa akong totoy hangtud nga nawala gyud akong gatas. At least nag try jud ko. Dili man dapat siguro pugson ang tawo labi na sa hospital nga padidihon ang bata kay choice man na sa parent.Ug moingon tag hatagan nato ug formula as supplement dapat mo honor sila dili kay ingnon nga di jud pwede.
Bilib ko nimo Luckybelle.
Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 10, 2010, 08:45:43 AM
Lisod na kay basin 5 years down the road naay engkanto mo-claim og paternity rights. Wa ta kahabilo asa nakamontar ang ilang deposit box, ma-shoot unya.
bwahahahaha....
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 07:29:44 AM
It's not only her intelligence that one shouldn't underestimate. One should be wary of her capacity for revenge.
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 09, 2010, 08:48:48 PM
By Marianne L. Saberon-Abalayan
Sun Star
"KILL the Filipino," came the chants of the crowd as Steve Grandeza climbed the ring, a grim reminder of the great odds he was facing in the biggest fight of his life.
They were cheering for his opponent and it was understandable. At the opposite corner of the ring stood Ghana's Al Hassan "Van Damme" Okine, a tall and muscular fighter who is very popular in Dubai because of his impressive fight record.
Grandeza, the Filipino champion, was never given a chance. He was small, they said, and would end up just being slaughtered by Okine.
They were all dead wrong as Grandeza went on to dominate Okine on the way to capturing the World Kickboxing Federation (WKBF) super welterweight crown and stunning the crowd at The Lodge in Dubai, United Arab Emirates.
"Everyone was rooting for him (Okine). I even heard someone told Okine during the weigh-in, `You can beat him, he's so small," Grandeza told the Davao Sportswriters Association (DSA) Forum Thursday as he recalled the night he won the world title against the highly-rated fighter from Ghana.
"During fight night, I was the one called first and so when we entered, the fans were shouting, ‘Kill the Filipino,’" Grandeza added.
But Grandeza said his brother-trainer Bryan reminded him of their meditation training where he was submerged into the sea.
"Bryan said I had to focus on my opponent and not on the negative remarks being thrown at me by the crowd. I emptied my mind just like in our water training. It helped me shift my focus back on the fight at hand, otherwise, I would have been distracted," he said.
His best friend and coach Edgar Alan Paulino said the water training was a good thing and it helped Steve to focus on the fight and that the negative chants of the audience did not diminish his determination.
Grandeza said after the decision was announced he became emotional that he cried when the Philippine anthem was played during the championship belt presentation.
He, however, confessed that there were premonitions he would be bring home the belt.
"When I arrived in Dubai, I dreamt of bringing this one (gesturing at his belt) home. I believe it was really my faith that made it possible. I was very positive about the fight. It's funny that in my dream, I was giving Okine a roundhouse kick and it did happen," Grandeza said.
"I cried when the Philippine national anthem was being played during the awarding. I had always dreamt of becoming a world champion. I'm so happy it came true. This honor is for every Dabawenyo and every Filipino all over the world. I am proud to be a Dabawenyo. I am proud to be a Filipino," he added.
He also thanked Team Pilipinas Phoenix Moo Duk Kwan consultant Ben Sur and sponsors Phoenix Petroleum Philippines, PAGCOR, NIS Motors Corporation, Davao Bayan Construction & Hardware Supply, Inc., Rockspec Gears, Davao Mayor Inday Sara Duterte and Vice Mayor Rodrigo R. Duterte for supporting his campaign.
Published in the Sun.Star Davao newspaper on October 08, 2010.
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 09, 2010, 11:21:55 AM
Wa tuyoa; sigi man gud nga makango mao nga sa tanto-tanto matangtang...
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 09, 2010, 11:37:03 AM
Si Jean Garcia gwapa jud bisan unsaon ang lawas pud ug iya nawong murag wa modagan ang clock sa iyang kabatan on. Maayo kaayo siya nga villain actress.
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 09, 2010, 03:22:03 AM
Wow salute jud ko aning inahan nga dugay nagpatotoy kay naa pud ko kaila nga 2 and half years na iya anak mo didi gihapon sa iya totoy. I always turn green with envy kay wala nako ni mabuhat pero ug ing cooperate pa ang nature nganong dili bisan pa siguro 4 years old hahahah. Si Michael Jordan ing undang na siya ug totoy sa iya mother 3 years old na.
Bad jud akong experience aning breastfeeding mao naa koy empathy sa mga inahan nga pareha nako ug experience di lalim. Katong akong first born gipatotoy nako for 3 months unya wala siya mo gain ug weight murag permi gutom tiaw 16 hours ko segi patotoy then ug wala ko mo ingon sa akong bana nga once a day ra mangihi among anak ambot di dagway to mo last akong anak ug dugay he slowy stave to death kay akong pagtuo daghan siya ug natotoy kay tag duha ka oras gud ko patotoy mao diay kay bisan unsaon ug sop sop sa bata walay makuha gatas. Kanang ilang giingon ug milk letdown nga mag awas awas ba to ang gatas wala ko ka experience ana.Both totoy nako ang makuha ra ug i pump tag one ounces.Paghatag namo sa bottle for the first time halos di moginhawa sa kahangop ug totoy akong anak.
Ang breastfeeding swerte swerte ra ug daghan ka ug gatas ug wala non sense nang daghan tips nga moinom daw ug sabaw or daghan herbal ipaapply kay ug wala jud kay gatas this means dili capable ang imong lawas mo produce ug milk. Gisuwayan nako tanan apil na tong lihi lihi nila wa gihapon.
I'm not against breastfeeding pero against ko kung pugson jud ang inahan nga murag gi black mail nga wa nay laing the best as baby food ang mother's milk ra.Mao ni nahitabo nako sa hospital pa gi ask ko ug magpabreastfeed ba ingon ko yes. Mao to gisegi ko ug atungan sa lactation consultant kay gitudluan then ang pediatrician sa akong anak ing recommend nga i formula kay nag loss lagi daw ug weight. Gi hatagan namo ug formula na kay nakit an mi sa lactation consultant iya mi gikasab an kay tabla ra kono nag poison namo sa among anak kay ang breast milk ra jud daw ang the best ing sunod intawon pud mi kay na black mail.Diha na ko ka realize after three months of trying. Para nako the best ang formula heheheh at least complete ug vitamins added. Unsaon man pagka the best sa mother's milk kung iyang diet is poor? For example ang hilig sa inahan junk food ray kan on di ba unsay gi take sa inahan mao poy moadto sa gatas. So para nako di the best ang breast milk labi na ug di pud healthy ang kinan -an sa inahan.Samot na ug walay vitamins nga supplement.
Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 09, 2010, 09:47:50 PM
Philosophical...but sometimes, not all pretty and beautiful are pleasant for the eyes to behold.
jejeje
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 06:08:50 AM
Self-centered nga mga tawo makalagot labi na kon way angay ikapanghambog bisan gamay.
Quote from: taga tigbao on October 10, 2010, 02:12:07 AM
Hahahaha. Ahong first kiss sa ahong partner karon is when she visited me kay nasakitan ko ug ulo. UNja she was very caring and as a reward for her aho sijang gikiss. (During that time, dili pa kami).
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 09:01:32 PM
"Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control."
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 08:47:31 PM
hehehe ob course, Belle, dili pood ni sija ipagawason nako ug mo dress ni sija ing ani. Sa balay , okay ra pood.
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 08:49:03 PM
hahaha ikaw pa. kahibalo man sigoro ka unsa'y rason sa ahong declarative-- 'kuyawa'.
Kining bajiha, conqueror-type man ni sijia.![]()
jajajajajajajajajajajajaja... mao ba dong Bran?

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 12:58:07 PM
hehehe. okay raman sigoro ni ijang sanina.

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 12:58:07 PM
hehehe. okay raman sigoro ni ijang sanina.
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 12:56:48 PM
kuyawa !
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 12:48:46 PM
Hehehehe. Lami bitaw pood sa tugnaw kai ug mo adto ang laki ug baji sa camping, mo set up tent. Ug ma tulug na, na, necessity man jud ang cuddling
()...for heat's sakes.
Ah, ah, ah ...
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 12:28:48 PM
Kining case jud, uniquely Filipino jud ni.
Kai ug dinhi ni sa America, ang tawo mag operate jud ni, with no hesitation. Ang American doctors pood mo insist ipa-remove ang parasitic appendages, kai it places a burden on the host's cardiovascular system jud.
Pero kining tawhana, dili sija pa surgery-hon kai na-luuy sa ijang twin. Mao lagi ni, this really does illustrate the Filipino Character.
Kining "Maluuyon" trait of the Filipino.
I am touched. Normally I would have been against his refusal for surgery, but his answer touches me. And I respect his decision.
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 12:25:03 PM
hehehe, pilipino jamo diay ning tawhana. Kai maluuyon man diay. hehehe.
God Bless his heart...literally..
Lagi, Pinoy jud
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 12:20:58 PM
hehe, psychological na man diay ijang basis sa ijang desisyon. Kai, ang ining sityuwasyon, ang parasitic twin wala jamo man ni sija ug cerebrovascular system ug walay thought processes. Pero understandable pood ijang desisyon, in regards to a host-parasitic relationship; he got used to the parasitic twin being there.
Luuy pood sija kai ijang heart suffers. Because of the extra appendages , this increases oxygen and blood demand, which results in increased myocardial and pericardial performance. Naa jud ni sija ug hypertrophic cardiomegaly...
tsk, tsk, tsk, luuy pood..
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 12:14:56 PM
Interesting case. Maajo bitaw nga gi tagaan sija ug option sa removal sa ining parasitic twin.



Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 08, 2010, 11:19:27 AM
Where can we buy delicious "puto maya" in Tagbilaran?
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 08, 2010, 11:05:17 AM
Oi, unsa man ning mamaha nga iya mang gipasubo ang ijang pangang anak?
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 08, 2010, 11:07:18 AM
Huwat lang mo. Naa unyay moyagyag sa iyang "kasinatian", matay pa...




Pagmakita nako smile ni bb, calls me mama, his laughter... he's very healthy and happy... carry na
Pag 10 months nija naghire ko ug nanny pero isa ra kaadlaw nisurrender kay bigat daw si bb, payat pud tawon si Inday. I even resigned from my job para lang maatiman si bb.
Quote from: bugsay on October 08, 2010, 09:39:03 AM
1.) Chicks nga artista
Quote from: bugsay on October 08, 2010, 09:32:25 AM
daghang lami..
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 07, 2010, 11:20:07 PM
What was your first impression of Manila?
Quote from: bisdakangdako on October 08, 2010, 08:55:39 AM
train your cockroach, and make some m0ney...hehe
Quote from: statesville on June 01, 2010, 12:58:43 PM
See, who's the boss..
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means
business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?! "
The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four
weeks pay; now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks,
"Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters,
"Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on September 19, 2010, 01:59:59 AM
bwahahahaha. be strong honey. almoranas is on the way.
ka-cute sa ilang I love you... igo nang pantambal sa almoranas nga moabot
Quote from: bugsay on October 08, 2010, 08:43:55 AM
fiesta sa amoa wala na'y rayna rayna.
Quote from: Scarb on October 08, 2010, 01:48:52 AM
@ Te Ville mao na style direct nga abono? Di ba mamuwak og tarong ang antuwanga kon buboan daw ug ihi?
Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 07, 2010, 11:13:10 PM
Hahahahah, mamatay man pod sa kauwaw akong mga paryente ana. Hahahhahaha

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 08, 2010, 01:57:30 AM
mao unta na immong gibuhat aron di mawala si daddy
Sakto lang pud na mawala sya sa ako life. I deserve best.Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 08, 2010, 03:51:32 AM
Breastfeeding pinakalisod nga task sa inahan labi na new mothers. I failed aning breastfeeding kay wala mi cooperate akong body ani lisod ang daghan demand walay supply sa lawas. Swerte ang daghan gatas kay makabreastfeed ug dugay ang pareha nako gihikawan sa lawas ug gatas way mahimo.
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 08:24:28 AM
Okay for 6 months, but so long as not for 6 years.
yeah... super na pud na
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 08, 2010, 03:51:32 AM
Breastfeeding pinakalisod nga task sa inahan labi na new mothers. I failed aning breastfeeding kay wala mi cooperate akong body ani lisod ang daghan demand walay supply sa lawas. Swerte ang daghan gatas kay makabreastfeed ug dugay ang pareha nako gihikawan sa lawas ug gatas way mahimo.
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 08:10:12 AM
A woman like this shouldn't be snowboarding and exposing her beautiful body to the frigidness of the cold. She should be massaged in olive oil with orange peels and adored with soft kisses...
My honest opinion.
Quote from: cheers on October 08, 2010, 08:05:01 AM
Certified Public Accountant ko, Auditor ko government employee, dili wakwak nga mag chat ug forum magabii.... resting time na sa Pinas hinatag sa GINOO. Kay ngano wala ba diay auditor sa government investigators?Ga jama2x lang gyud ning mga tawo nga mga way buto... Daghan palusot ug gabiing dako... Bahala gyud mo... Kung mag-inom pa dili unta maka computer ug sayong buntag.... Pag sure mo ba.... Kanang inyong pagpanaway kamo ray gapakaulaw sa pilipinas batok sa mga langyaw... abi na lang sa mga imigrants tua sa gawas mga ignorante ang mga Pilipino gaunay ug lalis sa ilang Pamalaod. Mao nang daghan ug corruption kay bisan ang taga media mo tolerate ug corruption nga mao man untay dangpan sa mga lungsuranon kung dunay wala magtarong sa gobyerno... Kung dunay taga gobyerno magtarong dauton kung koreksyonan ang taga medya... PAGMATA NA POD MO UY!!!!!! ayaw mo palabi ug pangwarta sa pagpangayo ug para limos pinaagi sa paggamit ug organization nga registered para sa inyong kaugalingong interest.... panginabuhi mog klaro ug mga sponsors sa inyong program ayaw mo pagpakilimos para sa inyong programa nga mopahimulos mo....
Ma'am Raqz sumpayi

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 06:29:08 AM
Isug jud ning claseng bajiha...
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 07:50:26 AM
Question of the day:
Do you have the receipt?
bahahahahahahaha............ sa charity works ba o sa uban pa??
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 08, 2010, 07:55:03 AM
he he he he.
Lami kaajo.
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 07, 2010, 11:53:06 PM
what's her name?
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 07, 2010, 11:26:32 PM
I think Rica Paralejo is now a born again Christian. She got married to a son of a pastor.
Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on October 08, 2010, 03:10:59 AM
I hope Peter would find soon his Julia Robbers...
Quote from: islander on October 08, 2010, 02:01:35 AM
an open message for hioctane, the guy who started this thread---
dear hioctane,
the directions of the ideas that are rippling through the pages of this thread that you started are getting more and more overwhelming. there's filipino humor and spontaneity here at their best. it would be great if you understood every nuance, every idiom. but that will come in time...
there's someone here who's at the top of the list of humorists. she's unlikely to sink even in the worst of heckles. she even seems to have managed to dodge life's punches through sheer grit. her name's luckybelle. something in me tells me that it would be nice if the two of you get to meet. who knows? with your modesty and good intentions, you might end up as the best of friends. we all know what or who comes from the most unexpected places.
oh, i believe there's a pm (personal message) facility somewhere in this forum where you can privately communicate with luckybelle. it's all up to you, really. the rest is up to her.
islander
Mama Isles ikaw na jud
Thanks.... red face, red face, red face........... thanks mga si-aw, makalingaw pud mo da... makawala sa tanan kalaay...hehehe
........ I may add mama Isles... the offer is until 2011 only..........hehehehe
Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 07, 2010, 11:20:59 PM
Korek, maskin gapatong na...pangisog gyud "dili to ako oi"...
Ako bitaw kahibalo man ko adto nga dugay na naay kwing-kwing akong husbandry ba..pero limod man hilom na sad ko maskin lagot.






Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 07, 2010, 10:44:26 PM
Am wondering why some poeple aired their grievances on TB when there is a right forum to do that. TB is for fun, information and rerlaxation not an avenue for anger, hatred and discontentment.
Just an opinion!
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 07, 2010, 10:41:17 PM
Filipina kisses - what's the difference?
Quote from: vhinz08 on October 07, 2010, 09:39:07 PM
Unsa man pod imoha Ms. Lucks.
Quote from: bugsay on October 07, 2010, 10:27:57 PM
mura po'g manok nga namay'bay...di mosukol sa lain.....di mosukol sa laing mga kamot...sa imoha ra gyud.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 07, 2010, 10:26:44 PM
lami man gud.lami sabakon ug pinatindog
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 07, 2010, 09:35:42 PM
Sa tanto nakong sunod sunod ug basa aning ilang kwarta-nobela usa ra akong ikasulti si Cheer giswelduhan sa atong mga taxes unya unsay gibuhat dia nabusy ug tagawtaw sa tubag bohol. Pag sure Cheer kay bisan baya ug forum ra ni makapekto pud ni sa imong job performance kay mahigh blood naman jud ka ug pangugat diri unya di na ka magkadimao sa imong trabaho kay makaapekto ning ingon ani oi emotionally.Ikaw ang alkanse kay ang nagsunod ug basa diri segi pangatawa kay sure nangugat na jud ka.
Klaro nga naa kay kasuko,kaligotgot sa Anchorman. Murag sangko sa langit imong kasuko ani niya sakto sila imo ning personal vendetta diri.
Quote from: vhinz08 on October 07, 2010, 09:35:00 PM
Murag taas kaayo iyang confident about sa iyang mga answer, completo pa iyang LIFE LINE:
1. call a friend
2. ask the audience; and
3. 50 : 50
Hapit na makuha ang MILION MILION na kwarta, murag taas taas na ang level.
::::::Abangan::::::
Bwahahahahahaha...hahahaha..tawa tawa ko... ligid ligid pa... hahahahaha![]()
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It's a Deal or no Deal?
Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 07, 2010, 09:33:23 PM
The wind of fate always took me to places I never dreamed to be a part of. I don't know if it was destiny or choices. But I was hoping that one day, I can go back to Bohol and build a hotel-resort in Cortes..too darn big of a dream, but big things start from a mole (am strong believer).
Quote from: jorgeanna on October 07, 2010, 09:28:46 PM
dli ko kay dili murag educated ang way sa pagtukis niya sa maong issue. if u are truly well educated, u dont call people names or threaten people with deportation... and dli ka maki-level sa kontra nmo... kung bu**** ang kontra, maging bu**** diay pud ka, di ba? malingaw lang ko sa comments ni Padre hehehehe