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Quote from: Sigbin II on February 13, 2008, 07:29:14 PM
_____,

There are so many things I want to tell you but right now I just want to say “Thank you.” for the times that you were there for me.
You are my constant expectation.  The mere sight, or sound, or scent, or heat, or touch, or thought of you gives me pleasure and puts a smile on my face.  And when I see you hurt or in pain all I want to do is hold you in my arms and be the shoulder you cry on.  If only. 
I long for you to whisper into my ear.  I long to look into your eyes until there is no need for words.  I long for the taste of you.  I long for the warmth of you.  I long to make love to you.
You make me strong.  You make me brave.  You make me want to be the kind of man who deserves you.  I dare to do the things that frighten me if it means being where you are. 
I cannot say in words what I feel for you but I hope you will understand when I tell you with the only words I can.
You mean the most to me.  And, yes, I love you.

All that I am is yours without condition,

haiaiaiai Paul!! shucks.... hehehe

hhhhmmm meaning? hey, are you suggesting that I join a nunnery?

hahahaha grabe na to! 

pastilan, pa thrilling jud! basin naay makaihi sa ka hinam2x ani!   

Florian, Farrah, Flordeliz

Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on February 13, 2008, 05:07:46 PM
Dear ______ ,

Why did you allow your officemates to read the letter I wrote just for you?
I was deeply hurt but I had forgiven you.


Sincerely,

hala!

faet ning mahigugma tas tago no?! joke....... 

Daryl, Daria, Doreen, Damian

Nice Ms Belle no? Kanus-a lagi ta mag confe-sing along oi! kantahon na nako! 

Quote from: Ginger on February 13, 2008, 04:08:31 PM
Dear ______,

I missed you! I really do. I missed our long night talks. I missed all the kind of voices you made when we talk. I missed when you cried out of jealousy. I missed when I teased and you get blushed. I missed everything about you.

I am sorry that I never had the chance to say goodbye. I am sorry that I was not home when you made the last call. And I am sorry that I mourned you for years when in fact I promised not to. It's just so hard loosing you at that time.

Thank you so much for all the love. And for giving me the reason to smile everyday of my life. You're one of the best thing that ever happened to me.

hhhmmm maong nagbuwag mo kay milarga ka?!

 

Lyndon, Lyra, Lorna, Leah, Laarni

Jemima, Jimson, janice

uy H na diay! hehehe


Hedeliza

Geraliz, Gerardo, Glen, Gener, Greg

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 13, 2008, 02:45:24 PM
nice, sheila. you like Jennifer paige?

yes Bran.

oist! naay gihunghong ang hangin nako!

Enrico, Eleazar, Errol, Eleanor

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CRUSH
by: Jennifer paige

See you blowin' me a kiss
It doesn't take a scientist
To understand what's going on baby
If you see something in my eye
Let's not over analyze
Don't go too deep with it baby
So let it be what it'll be
Don't make a fuss and get crazy over you and me
Here's what I do, I play it loose
Not like we have a date with destiny

Chorus:
It's just a little crush
Not like I faint everytime we touch
It's just some little thing
Not like everything I do depends on you
Sha la la, sha la la
Sha la la, sha la la

It's raising my adrenaline
You're bangin' on a heart of tin
Please don't make too much of it baby
Say the word forevermore
That's not what I'm looking for
All I can commit to is maybe
So let it be what it'll be
Don't make a fuss and get crazy over you and me
Here's what I do, I play it loose
Not like we have a date with destiny

Chorus

Vanilla skies, white picket fences in your eyes
A vision of you and me

Beth, Byron, Bernard

na, it's no brainer! kahibaw nako kinsa ang duha ka swan!!!!   
tagnaan pa lagi nako, didto pa lang sa thread ni admin nga "the longest love letter"... hehehe

Zahra, Zenaida, Zoya, Zsa-zsa

Oakley - shades

Dearest JDF,

I couldn’t forget the day when you told me these: “The fact is that you came along at a time in my life that was not a good one for me and the day I met you was the day things changed, so that alone makes you special to me. But I have also gotten to know you and I don't want you to be just another something I cannot have in this lifetime...”  I don’t know if I was just being too emotional but when you uttered those words, I cried.  I understand that there’s no way of knowing where fate will lead us, and how far our friendship will go, but I find solace in the thought that we are looking at the future together and working as one in getting there.

You know how sometimes I'll be sitting in my room or be walking down the street and all of sudden I start to smile, even if my day otherwise isn't going so great, even if I forgot my umbrella and it's about to rain? Sometimes, all I have to do is think about you or remember something you said and it's just like that, all of a sudden and for no reason really I start to smile and I know that everything will be alright.

You have touched my life like no one ever had. You helped me in so many ways and you never failed to make me feel special. I am just hoping you know that I will always be here for you, we may be a world apart but you are being thought of warmly and that I care…..I thank God, I found you.

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 13, 2008, 03:24:18 AM
di man uy, lol.

try smelling the letter, Gai. Naa bay scent?

hhhmmmm SAKPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahahaha

Miss Sixty - Jeans

Xaira

Sige, kay naghuwat mi... 

hahahaha nganong murag marine man?

Quote from: lindy on February 13, 2008, 01:26:32 PM
tan awon nato kay morag daghan laki taga Bohol maajo diay motagik ug balak...

unja, nganong tigbasa ra man ka Sir Linds? Asa man imong Dear _________? hehehe

Valerie, Vera, Vanessa

hhhmmm Sige lang Sir Linds kay slowly but surely kunuhay akong style    Maghilom lang ko kay masuhong nya! wahahaha

Sir Linds, wa pa lang kakaplag ang uban nga girls sa thread namo, huwat huwata lang diba kay magbaha na! hahaha

Thomas, Tally

hahaha ikaw Sir Linds no, kung di ko nimo atikon, imo kung hadlukon! 

Quote from: lindy on February 13, 2008, 01:11:28 PM
don't go to high mapiang ta ug mahagbong... joke only!

Nah, dili gani high jud Sir Linds! wahahaha pina elsie pa, think it over basin magmahay ra ka! hahaha

Hala oi! wa na juy mapili sa made in china! Bisan dog food gipang pull out na! Karon hasta tsinelas?! kahadlok na ani hunahunaon nga halos baya sa butang na palitunon made in china jud! 

Quote from: swakee on February 13, 2008, 01:05:15 PM
Dear YM,

        You suck! you suck me baby... p*** ka! ikaw ang permi namong awayan sa akong cholo kay grabeee kaau ka mo-tental nako! kung dili gani ko nimo hunungan... sowee na lang kay di na jed ka kakitag 2009...

hahahaahha death threat na jud ni swaks! wahahahaha

Sus, unya kay ang akong heart's desire kay lisod man kab-uton?! 

Dear ________ ,

Pushing you away is perhaps one of the rare things I wouldn't regret having done. Don't think that I never loved you, in fact I have learned to love you so much, it's just that, I have to find myself because it felt like, I have lost "me" when I met you. It felt like I wasted 5 years of my life. It was like I just stood there watching my own life pass by. I know you have been very patient with my temper, tried to make me laugh when I was not in the mood, gave me everything I wanted, made things easier for me, showed me nothing but love and from the bottom of my heart, I thank you for treating me like a princess. I know you are still hurting, well I am too (believe it or not), but what I did has been done and I couldn't take everything back. I am so sorry for causing you so much pain, but I am begging you to please just let me go.

Quote from: teng on February 13, 2008, 12:08:50 PM
ug nganong ngil-ad sheila?

pakapinan nimog hinanggaw! kung ako pa na si C, labayon taka ug balde! wahahahaha

Sige lang Bru, be happy with the thought nalang nga malinawon na siya and wala na nag-agwanta.

kahibaw ko no, kung para kinsa na! 

wahahahaha ngil-ad jud ka Teng oi! hahahaha

hahahahaha

kaw jud bru....... 

Welcome Sixlittledocks! 

Dear _____________ ,

With you, I learned how to love without asking anything in return. With you, I experienced how it was to be happy and content. However, with you I also felt how painful it was to be betrayed and cheated over and over. I know, I was not without fault, because closing my eyes to all your unfaithfulness was like prodding you to go on with it... But, didn't you see how much I loved you then? I couldn't help but ask myself, was everything we shared nothing but a sham to you? How could you throw 3 good years just like that?! How could you marry another woman?! A woman you have only known for a few months?! I thought you said you will marry no one else but me?! Remember how you went around introducing me to everyone as your future wife at your mom's birthday party?! Was it all a show? Until now I couldn't figure out what really went wrong. Perhaps, we were just not meant for each other? or Perhaps, everything then was part of the never ending trial and error phase for me? I know my closeness to your family will lead to our paths crossing again in the near future but I don't care anymore, because I am very much over you... but yes, I can't deny the fact that it's been 11 years and things with me has never been the same.

Kadaghan ba gud diay sa mga gipangtaguan nga feelings para sa kagahapon atong mga guys dah! hehehe

Havaianas - sandals (flip-flops)

hhmmm mao ba? Wa ko kabalo ani dah, naa diay Bran?

Unsa man, kanang magkawos kag tubig, magbugha ug kahoy, or dapat dad-an nimog imnunon ang amahan? hehehe

seriously, wa koy idea. 

Estee Lauder - cosmetics

Banana Republic - clothing

Quote from: teng on February 13, 2008, 08:41:43 AM

Things you don't want to hear during your own surgery:
-san yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang to?
-10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
-doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.
-kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?
-sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!

waaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

Quote from: teng on February 13, 2008, 08:34:50 AM
Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun

wahahahaha!!!! korek nay! umayos ka hap? hahahaha

Tungab 

bang, ban, nab, gun, nag, tan, ant, tuna, tun, aunt, bun, bunt, tub, bat, but, bug, gab, gut, gaunt, tag, tab, gnu (52secs)


buttress

Quote from: st. agnes on February 12, 2008, 11:21:35 PM
ahahahaha! mapatay ko ani ni Warak kadugayan bah...
asus! in love man nah sya anang Darren....
fatay.... mi sugod nako ug hasi diri....

Hoy pagpuyo! nagbutang ra kog name nga nag start ug letter D! What's the big deal?!


Quintin

Quote from: st. agnes on February 12, 2008, 11:57:31 PM
kang Attorney sad ni gikan na jokes Bru?
Obvious bah?

Bru, paregla naman jud ni imoha oi! wahahaha

Sus, love is in the air na jud kaayo oi!    sakto ra jud lagi nga di sa ko mosulod ug relationship sa karon kay feeling nako dili pa man ko complete. hehehe

hhhmmm so mag Centrum na ko dapat? 

*sigh*
*sigh*
*sigh*

Ayg utong2x diha! hahaha

Kung tinuod ni nahitabo ba, unsa kahay dagway sa judge while naminaw no? 

Guardson

Quote from: teng on February 12, 2008, 04:36:47 PM
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

mo hirit pa jud lagi, dili nalang molingiw! hehehehe

Quote from: BlueAngel on February 12, 2008, 04:37:28 PM
im dying here hilfe !- laughing

labihay na jud ni imo Ms Blue, ako murag maboang ra, ikaw kamatyunon na jud! wahahaha

Quote from: ligiah on February 12, 2008, 04:07:47 PM
hahaha! kuyawa pud ka Teng oi! Bag o pa nang abot... gihangak pa na si Agatha pahukaron na dayon nimo?

pahukaron niya gai pero para kang Teng jud ng bahaw! wahahahah gigutom si Teng klaro!

OT: gai, naunsa naman atong text twist oi!

Depende jud kay there are topics which needs discussion so nindot ug group study but generally, I'd rather study by myself.

Would you rather walk a kilometer alone in an isolated place or take a habal2x?! 

DaRReN

hahahahaha

mura jud kog maboang ug katawa pagbasa nako ani Haze 

Tally Weijl - clothing

pastilan kataas sa joke Haze unja ang imong reaction kay bola ra galigid ligid!  hehehe

when man ni ma divulge ang mysterious nga pultahan?! jati murag Nancy Drew novel: The mysterious TB door 

Welcome Ms Mehcar7y!!! I am sure you will enjoy every minute of your TB experience, as much as we all here do... 

Ang lesser evil lang hehehehe unsaon wa nay laing misantop sa akong utok!  sorry po!

gimingaw
gimingaw
gimingaw

Quote from: lindy on February 12, 2008, 01:20:33 PM
kamo maoy nasayod ana ug dili ba basin ikaw na!

tua ra! pasanginlan napud ko lagi! palagi nalang ako, ako ako! wahahaha

I'd rather be gardening.

Would you rather you're mute or blind? (wa na jud koy mahuna hunaan!) 

hahahaha

unja, naa kay idea kinsa ning secret ehem sa TB? 

hhhmmm so nagkasinabot na, pero mao pay pagkita in person?! hehehe

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty. ___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? _________________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid! ____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? ____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess. _____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? _________________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. _________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

Quote from: lindy on February 12, 2008, 12:15:25 PM
moabot gyud nang panahon nga kasal na mag abot...

you mean Sir Linds, mao pay pag ilaila sa kaslunon on the day of their wedding?! wahahaha

S - smart
H - humane
E - elegant
I - interesting
L - lovely
A - amiable

hhhmmm is this true or? wa man koy na notice....

Hello Agatha... 

Pa mysterious effect man si Balong, sige we'll just go along 

Quote from: Sigbin II on February 11, 2008, 07:07:05 PM
Sure. Whatever works, Ging.

sus, grabe! no second thoughts o! hehehe basta si Hazel na jud lagi. tsk tsk peace Paul!

Quote from: Ginger on February 11, 2008, 06:31:33 PM
hahaha na niguro man gyud!

hahaha basin mausab nya imong hunahuna ba, maayo ng naay ebidensya! wahahaha

I'd rather be crying.

Would you rather be eating Chinese or Thai cuisine?

False, for lunch I have: whole wheat bread (3 slices) and corned beef.

The next person to post will be going to the movies tonight.

hhhmmm I think i'd prefer living with a dentist.

Would you rather be living in the city or the countryside?

Quaker Oats - oatmeal

cuddle  (kung alone hap?)

Would you rather be wearing skirt to work or slacks?

Opel - car

Yatafs! FALSE kaayo  naa pa bay mas pobre pas makililimos karong Valentines, ako na! 

The next person to post is having cereal for breakfast.

happy to hear
you are ok

Unsay buot nimong ipasabot ana Paul sa "ok ra man siguro"?

Larry, Liza, Loida, Lemuel, Liezl

I'm not sure what those numbers stood for  but I think I'd rather drive a Mercedes S-500 kay I think mas pang laki ng porsche carrera 911

Would you rather keep your feelings a secret when you fall for a friend or be bold and let him/her know how you feel?

Congrats Julai!!! 

Helen, Henry, Harold, Hannah, Henrietta, Hillary

hhhhmm I never had a pet but if ever, I think I'd rather go for a dog (no particular reason)   

Would you rather play siatong under the sun with friends or with a playstation inside the convenience of your home?

DKNY (Clothing)

I'd rather go to Africa (and experience "African dream Safaris") 

Would you rather go lie on a beach alone or go to the mall and watch a movie with someone?

Quote from: John on February 11, 2008, 04:13:11 PM
Svet, don't worry sukol man kaha ka ug second hand, sulti nila bugnaw  na kuno na kay second hand, painita lang ug maayo

Paita pud ng second hand oi! hahaha It doesn't mean John nga kung wala pa miabot ang right person for me, I will just settle with practically anyone just for diversion.... I may sound like someone who is always on the lookout, but I can be patient if I choose to, and actually, I am in no hurry. Kay ang magdali, magkamali kuno!