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Quote from: hubag bohol on September 30, 2010, 08:48:36 PM
Brotsa de papait? 

Brot ug kilawin 

 Hangyo-lubo nga mangayo ug recebo ky mao kanay insakto..haks..!

Ajee bazin lain klase sa h>ck3r  kana bang mag hack ug karne,,ang outcome ky "hackfleisch" toinks.

Mag hack as in magbughä?..dinagko na kana nga hack? naa pod mangbughä ug kuan..kadto gud kuan ba..hikshakhok.

Quote from: tsolox on September 30, 2010, 09:54:33 AM
l337 h4ck3r

ah kuyawa gud nimog prof. ky hacker man jud? 

Quote from: hofelina on September 30, 2010, 06:53:36 PM
Saksto si Scarb kay adunay Standard Operating Procedures labi na nga kini rehistrado sa SEC. Aron malikayan ang tahap ug corruption. Daghang kaponongan dinhe mao ang nakapokan, kay kon mogaya ang kwarta, ang namolo dili na makahatag ug tarong nga audit sa transactions.

Bitaw Manay, di ba deri sa atong nahimutang..they need the so called "schwarz und weiss" report wlay kulang ,wlay sobra ..jajaja

Daghang sila agongot pagkuot sa imo last cent..taxes nga dli mabangbang..pero daghan sad paagi mabalik ang uban nimong wawartz.

Anyway Manay kana atong church tax og solidarity tax..automatic nila e deduct pero naay percentage ana mabalik nimo. 

Pakapin: para sa wla pa kahibalo   (labina kadtong OFW)

-Deri sa gawas kada lihok nimo..money..taxes here and there..
- naay church tax, naay solidarity tax ..naay jobless tax..etc..halos mahurot na laman imo "brutto income" ug deduct mga taxes.
 -imo netto income igo na laman makalibot sa sunod sweldo..huuh

But.., wake up..naa sad paagi para makabawe or maulian ka sa imong nangabayad.
 -for example: kana magpadala tag donation sa kapelya or charity org.
-ang imo recibo ana imo e apil padala sa imong report kon mag file naka ug yearly income tax return..a percentage of it mahibalik nimo.

-Bizan kanang atong padala sa parents ky wla sila pension ug mga tigulang na..di ba consider na sila nga atong dependant?
- kana imong recebo sa banko pagpadala adto na under "family help" protocol -(under pauschal expenses)mahimutang
 -pwede sad na ma apil sa atong ITR..-mabalikan sad ta ana ug gamay.

Take note: U need a certification signed by Brgy.Capt. and other Brgy. officials
 -nga imo parents buhi pa and that they received your "sustento"

Oh man..oh je money..money²..ka bibo ba dinhi 

Hey folks, when it come to cases like this, there must be a "black and white protocol" (its an auditing idiom)
- mean.. it should be recorded properly thru "incoming and outgoing" invoices.
- any monetary transaction must be reported to BIR whether its non-profit,private or firm.

-On the part of a Donor whether private or firm,there must be an invoice or receipt testifying the said amount >given to a certain org.
-this outgoing invoice will be used for yearly Income Tax Return (ITR) and for Financial statement.

-On the part of Charity org. or whatever it is..as a recipient(incoming invoice) is necessary.
- Liquidation of money transaction from one beneficiary to another is a must.
- say.., a needy person received 500php(say for hospital dues), he/she must sign a receipt thus he/she handed the said amount.

The Charity Organization as a whole is liable in any failure (as to what the case-maybe),not only the representatives or officers.
  Members have the right to question where the money comes and goes.

-zitat- (my one cent opinion) 

uhm..me..? ah..underwears? sowe have countless black ytnap...
  uhmm aah..kuan man gud..kon asa ko mokuan naa pod koy kuan..
      kadto gud..kada ytnap nako naa juy kuan ba..
         ako gani ginahipos ang uban ky kuan man gud,,
               naa juy ahmmm kuan bah..


Ala pay labortz sa akong terno² nga dessous..
  kana gud para special nga kuan..bah..
     naa pod koy kauza ra gi kuan..ahmnn..


preha ani gud nga mga kuan...

   

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 24, 2010, 02:56:52 PM
Unsa guy lampangasan, Ms. Isle. Morag imo mang gi-combine ang tampalasan ug lampingasan, bwahaha! 

Kon Scarbspeak pa, agik-ik, agak-ak, aguk-uk si Akitsch! 

Molagaak jud na imo ipok dana inig kahagbong nimos bangko ug inagik-ik..hikhekhak§

Quote from: islander on September 24, 2010, 10:01:11 PM
di na lang ba diay ko ma-wrong spelling usahay?

Dli na wrong spelling woi..new na nga word power..or its called "combi. of words" 

Mora rapod nas Labnatz-love ug hilanatz..achtchie..! urgh§

Quote from: islander on September 24, 2010, 09:58:17 PM
hahaha!  nagluha kog kinatawa nimo, scarbzy.  morag guilty ko ana da.  nabisto na pod ko nga di orig nga bisaya speaker.  duha na mong hubag nga nakabisto.  mga matecaong madre de cacao.

"panga, panga kaloy-i na
balik ning mga bukton koh..."

Pangay gihidlaw akitsch gid sa imo

Quote from: islander on September 24, 2010, 09:36:47 PM
arang kaharvatan ba diay ning akong idol nga scarbzy
wa gyod tingali niy uwat sukad masukad
kay nasagol man tawon ang sebo de macho ug manteca de cacao.
o ganahan ra ba gyod lang kag macho laktod
nga gamanteca?

Natakdan ko nimo nga hilig ka combi.-like lampasangan ug tampalasan ..sani ba to? whehehe

 little bit of both 

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 14, 2010, 02:56:33 PM
Maayo na lang kay wa masugamak sa bikog sa naghingapin nga kastigo.

Nagka labod² sa kastigo gyod to..dugay pa gapa alim..
  ug dli napod sya maka kab-ot sa macho de cacao
     ky gisirad-an and med.cabinet nya 

 Ahahaha Dandansoy...bayaan ko ikaw diay..? 

       

If you could sculpt one body part to perfection for next summer,
   what would it be?



Let me guess - six pack abs..!   

This Time Last Year..nag "hysterisch" ko coz of Jappy's (Orchid's) 1st death anniversary..
(died Sept.23,2008)..i was down and out..

-my ante died
-my uncle died

“The automobile has not merely taken over the street,
it has dissolved the living tissue of the city …
Gas-filled, noisy and hazardous,
our streets have become
the most inhumane landscape in the world.”

~ James M. Fitch ~


   

“The art of medicine
consists in amusing the patient
while nature cures the disease.”

~ Voltaire ~

~All We Need Is Love~
Everyone looks outside for everything, including love.
Love is all that everyone wants.
   Their purpose in life is love; to love someone, to be loved, to love their car,
      to love their dog, to love their garden etc.
But all these types of love are perishable and are destined to fade away.
  The love we really want is within us all the time. When we feel love,
      where is the love coming from?
    It is within us, that’s because we are love.
      So I need to sit in silence and get to know myself again,
          because when I get to know my true self I will find out that I am love.
I don’t need to look for it outside.
  I have an imperishable supply of the most sweetest love possible within me. 

 Thanks Gods ..! naestorya nako ako kuya today..im happy sa possitive updates..

    Glory be to the Lord..!

            UB40 Many Rivers To Cross

Mora ni sya twin ni Ms.Rastababes,
nga nag ampo atubang sa tree of life.
    Ang major mistake tali nya ky why nagpok-ong man na sya..
          tua da lagi migawas hinoon ija almouz tyahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 05:40:46 AM
He he, mora nig katunga lalaki, katunga berdeg dugo...

Or, katunga klarong Binisaya...  

Or bisaya nga nagpa "mischling" 

"Tom Edison stated that, when he was asked about the thousands of failed attempts to make the lightbulb;
     "I did not fail thousands of times. I simply learned thousands of ways in which not to do this".

Quote from: hofelina on September 22, 2010, 05:35:07 AM
scarb, palihug sulayi ang Allied bank, 5 euro taman 10,000 euro

Maghimo napod kog account didto? hagoo ra..

Exchange Rate

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58.00 Pesos = 1 â,¬


jehoo nagkataas na gyod 

Quote from: bugsay on September 23, 2010, 11:19:19 PM
bwahahaha......aw ipadala nalang nako ang giarbor nga underwear....hehehehe

Unja ang t-back nga makaon wla nmo gituthö ky strawberry flavor man? itschie..! 

Quote from: bugsay on September 23, 2010, 11:14:03 PM
dili, kay gusto nako nga masubay siya sa matarong nga dan sa kinabuhi...

Kaboutan sa ako silingan.. wlay pakapin dha? 

Quote from: bugsay on September 23, 2010, 11:09:23 PM
wa man....gibalikas hinoon ko, dayon'g ingon nga tawo lang daw siya ug makasala pag-usab...

Kon ikaw ang iyang kauban sa pagpakasalag uzab nahan unta ka nup? 

eww permi ngali ka moinom ana nga tea manoi-Huboi zha? 

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 23, 2010, 12:13:46 PM
Magbalantay, i think i know what you mean. Murag pilosipyo man ka , bai. Life is about making choices, whose effects can lead to negative or positive consequences to our own experiences, however, such is life and such experiences adds to the chapters we write in the book of life. Whatever mistakes we make, there is an essential lesson one learns (or not, one may repeat similar mistakes) that affects and influences one's thinking and regard towards one's own life. Behavioral Psychology (and Psychiatry)calls this as "Normative Age-Graded Influences." Essentially these experiences are what makes our lives ours.

Forgive me for applying a psychoanalysis...i can't help it.

If i may add, in short..mistake is a part of growing  napod jehehe

Ug..sa dihang nagdobli ang post ni manoi-Huboi ky ang kalabera wla nay umoy..bow..!

 duhay dala ana ija paghilak  nagbakho ky wlay nakatag-an sa ija toothpaste? 

 Here they dreamed, lived and here they died,, hala ka..!



Then they were young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used
And wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung
No wine untasted. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 08:15:50 PM
Taym sa. Di ba nearsighted ang kwaknit? 

Bazin butä pod mao cguro pataka ag dam-ag 

kinilaw nga Talaba.gigutom na hinoon ko dah..

   

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 23, 2010, 08:35:16 PM
orientation module 4:  paghinay nila ni vhinz, hubag, bugsay ug vito andoline.  kun babaye ka, nga maoy akong
                              banabana, magpaulitawo-ulitawo dayon ning mga opawa nga nangapo na.  (example: 
                              kanang mga avatar ni vhinz ug ni bugsay sila na, 20 years ago.)

Hie..Hi..Hai deny...! 

  si Vitok nagoul nga wala mahalin ijang namouz  peace


         

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 23, 2010, 05:46:51 PM
huna-huna ko ug unsay maayong imnon

Imna ang unä sa imong namouz nga mauz 

tempt me not aguh..

..so that they spend and succumb the night together with their agonieZimous
  suffer the wilderness of their dreams that leads them nowhere..! 

tyahahaha³

   

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 23, 2010, 06:09:28 PM
Motaob man o mohunas ang dagat, mosilang man o mosawop ang adlaw--way ibtanay! 

Mao na sila. bahalag mangaZizi og mangawakzit...veegaah na sad..! 

 Ato unya na pahimolbolan or pahimbizan ni silingan Bugs ug kamao ba pod na makig "arnis" nya? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 23, 2010, 06:07:13 PM
Kahy-asa bayah anih, mabughtoan man pud tag ginhawah... 

Ginhawah nya ,hangos ug bugtö² 

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 23, 2010, 06:19:02 PM
"Take nothing but pictures
Leave nothing but footprints
Kill nothing but TIME ^_^

NO TO DEATH PENALTY!"

Send them to Alcatraz 

     

 Dia ra manoi-Huboi, dli daw sya pa hangyo-lubo nimo...freewill nya nga makig fight nimo hekshiks

             

Dia ra imong pangasaw-onon DD, nag inom na daan ug anestisya b4 imo ma virginized ..peace..tyahahaha

"José Cuervo, you are a friend of mine.

I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.

Did I kiss all the cow(girls), did I shoot out the lights?

Did I dance on the bar, did I start any fights?"

~Shelly West ~

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 23, 2010, 05:47:43 PM
weeeee..naa tawn  saktong tubag ana dots

and...the winner is...Vitok himself..! 

Prize: Stairway to heaven..

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 23, 2010, 05:49:28 PM
hahahha.apila ug kaon ang botelya

Ask DD if he keep the bottle for yah 

Labaw pa ang nag ask wla kahibalo, 
Bawo etat..! peace 

Quote from: Datu Dagohoy on March 22, 2009, 08:56:35 PM
for me it should be intact.

Typical DD's post 

What is the best kind of tequila to drink out of the bottle?

This used to be a cheap way to get drunk. 

Take nothing but pictures
Leave nothing but footprints
Kill nothing but TIME ^_^

Exchange Rate

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57.50 Pesos = 1 â,¬

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 07:43:49 PM
Panday na lay kuwang, bwahaha! 

Basin si Panday paresan ni inday Tanday-mao na ako gihunahuna 

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 07:51:51 PM
Pila may grado sa imong mata, Scarb? Flat one? 

Bitaw, myopic astigmatism tingali nang imoha...

Bawo laman unza ni nga types of myopia...maau laman ug simple myopia?

Makabasa pa ko ana mamoi huboy nyahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 07:45:48 PM
Aw, kon mutant, maghimpos diay siya diris TB... 

Yatap§ maka kanta man lang ta anig..mizanay na..mizanay na gyud..la la la 

Quote from: luckybelle on September 22, 2010, 04:00:44 PM
And the Christian view after DIVORCE

Matthew 19:9

And I say unto you, whoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which put away doth commit adultery.

Huuh cargo de consencia man pod kon mao niy atong sundon..even after divorce..liber ana kalakiha dli ta kauyab uzob Belle? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 07:12:54 PM
He he, gitangtang lang una ang motor kay basin mahadlok si Miss Goaty... 

Bazin mutant napod na nga Ms.Goaty, ang brain ana sa tawo ky kamao man mokurabyot? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 07:29:31 PM
Kana hinuon, surrender ko. Word not found in my wide vocabulary, bwahaha! 

Kadaghan ba ana ija ginahandum? Pangay,Panda ug Panga? nyahaha 

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 07:31:05 PM
Basin tua pa, still using his hands? 

Aha mikonzulta pa ni Ms.MP..? hala..

Spartybabes, aprofo "naay grado ang windshield",mout ra ka..maau laman kon ikaw ray mo drive ana ky sigo sa imo grado sa mata?
Kon naay mobanos? Dam-ag..! Unza ka ha kon moabot na panahona nup?

 Nyahaha ako e.glasses ky para rapod sa pagpadagan sa karumata,unja kuhaon nako kon magbasa..huuh limbarok..! whop§

Nag 2 by 2 ko ron mobalik ba kog pa check up? nxt 6mos. pa man gud ang schedule..bunö..!

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 07:19:36 PM
He he, para way lalis atong huwaton si Bay Bugs. Segurado kong moangkon ko siya nga siya ni... 

Whahaha dli to motunga ky imong pa angkonon..mating pa..!

Quote from: islander on September 22, 2010, 06:22:58 PM
what can i do, what can i do
my life means nothing without you
forgive me darling if i'm wrong
come back to me where you belong...
       
                               -iningles nga sumpay sa bisayang kanta nga 'mitulo na' ni max surban
   

Nag huna² pod kos kanta nga My Darling Kordafing Spartybabes hee³

Mah darlin kordafing
Kahamiz sa imong aping
Ako nagtan-aw kanimo
Mihubag ang kalimutaw
Pakitaa kos imong anino
Ayaw nag pa antuza kining ultimo..lalala..

p.s: Sani bay "pangay" ha?

Bizan pic gali nas nagpost oh..mangil dortz..!
Naa oh morag naay agi sa ginamitan ug kawo.
   Naa nay sihag nga parte..nyahaha peace

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 07:10:52 PM
You mean, uyab nga menor de edad? 

Whehehe manguyab pod diay kag menor de edad? itsch..itschie..

Ingon ako doc. ok pa daw ako eyes² baby, unja kon magdungaw kos basahon dli mogamit sa eyeglasses ky nearsighted lagi.
Sani ba ni nga sa una makabasa paman ko gagmatoy karon ky morag magsapaw naman? 
   Last test ok pa daw pwede pa dli mag-ilis ug antiyohos ngeks

Now pa ko nga apil ang frequent daydreaming..schalan..!

 Akong tanod ,ako una tubag 


Nearsighted ko,pastilan magbasa gani kog iza ka kilometro nga post..malibat nako as in makabalik kos last line nga akong gibasa huuh.
Mao nga uzahay ako e linia² ako post instead nga izumpay² ang mga sentences ky inig review nako morag magsikbit..kafaertz..harag..!

Unja makadaut daw sa mata ang matulog nga basä(wet) pa ang buhok? Abir mga palpakert tubag..ops este expert diay 

Wlay motubag? bunö..! nyahaha ijara morag nanghazi zha? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 04:47:56 PM
He he, nahutdan diay kag kaffee nga espiso... 

Mora man gud kog gikabuhi, mora pod gidagat(motion sickness), gimingaw pa gyod sinangag mais nga kape..aguh

 Each new day is a blessing from God, so be thankful and use your hands and voice for Christ.


-Whops just read the highlight words 

Quote from: islander on September 22, 2010, 05:41:44 PM
hehe, di diay moadto sa wc si miga scarbzy at 3 a.m. 

(kining istoryaha, makahunahuna na pod to si hubag ug bugsay nga tingali si scarbzy baby anha la lang sa banig maningihi.  o kaha sa iyang botaka.)

Bazin pod baya si Hubsay nag katheter na jud ky dia na sila nagyampongad ..peace..!

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 05:36:17 PM
Mao. Morag sa kalabasa nga kuhaag unod unya himoong kawo ang panit...

Kana pod gamiton sa halloween..hala hapit na dire..!

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 22, 2010, 05:34:52 PM
diko magka intindi man sang mga ginag estorya mo haw

http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/help-announcement/how-to-post-pictures-in-tubag-bohol/

click ds link..how to post pictures..BLbL  - Good Luck

Ahoi dli pa ko ma rehab ky "none of the above" pa man ako status ron? 

 Kita baya kog video nga ang kwaknit gizugbä duh..unja gisawsaw sa sukang sinilihan..more pa dli jokes..

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 04:53:52 PM
Basin tuod panit sa bantiyong ang gihimo...

Mora btw. bantiyong nga gikuhaan ug unod gali?  

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 05:04:30 PM
Aw, o diay. Unya kon nasobrahan og duot, mahilos ang panit. Parehas pud sa namugos, mapaksit or makapaksit. As in, ayaw pugsa kay modugo... 

Kon imo uyab midugo na jud tungod sa imong hangyo lubo, lain napod na zha? mao ba na ang rape with consent? ugh§

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 05:06:31 PM
He he, parehas tingali tag wavelength kay mao rang kwaknita ang nagsakdapsakdap sa atong handurawan? 

Ngiga sakdap man jud ang term gigamit? Mora adtong Moth nga ga sakdap² sa lamparilya..pagkasipyat boom..sunog pa loi 

Quote from: islander on September 22, 2010, 04:55:42 PM
na, lupig gyod ang male gynecologist nga way kamot.

Sani man gamiton Havianbabes? Bantiyong e hinol² or tuhil²? Kalmbreha..korog bukog..!

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 04:58:07 PM
Para sa catatonically excited, pwede pud biking...

Ang lisod kon masul-an unya mahimong criminally asinine, er, insane...  

Whoa manoi-Huboi..biking ra ba misantop pod sa akong uyok,,pero library ako nasuwat or gipili...
nagpreha na sad tag wavelength..sakto ba na? ngak§

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 04:51:41 PM

Ay kana diayng di pabalibad. He he, sakto, kay niingon diay ko nga "I'll not take NO for an answer..."

Pero nganong lubo man? Di ba lubo kanang pagtangtang sa lugas mais gikan sa pakaw? 

Agodoi basin pod idiomatic expression konohay ra na natong mga bisaya..basin dli na literally lubo nga mag tang² sa pakaw.,tadaa..

Speaking of lubo..di ba morag mapogos man kag pangusog sa imo kumagko aron pagdout sa lugas-mais? bunö..! 

Lain pod tong "Catatonic excitement" mao ba ning dli mahimutang morag langaw daw nga powag lubot, maghigwaza labina kon mag huna² sa ija darling-honeyboo ky magkuyog sila moadto sa library? 


Physically violent? Hani man na hilig ag boxing,  kinda person nga dli madalag smile..birahanay ijang diskarte? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 12:55:49 PM
Mga sagabay sa TB,

Giingnan ko sa usa ka binuhat: "Laina nimo, oi! Hangyo-lubo man nang imo, Bot!"

Unsa may iyang buot ipasabot? 

Nagpaabot,
Botoy

Matod sa akong science aw eh sa gamay kong uyok, ang "hangyo-lubö" mao kadtong dli pabalibad. Kana ba nga patalikdon-paAtubangon kag pasugot or uyon sa iyang sugyot/hangyo.Kana pod daw dli jud ka lom-an hangtud maka desisyon ka diha².

Ug sa maninglish pa.."You dont have the chance to disagree" whatevah napod..evah jud..kiber..mating pa..aguh 

Another form ,kana moadto kag palengke unja ngayo kag discount,Hangyo-lubo jud kas presyo kana hapit na laman pangayoon..! hee³

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 03:16:44 PM
Ah, unya suksokan og mga hiniwang karne?

Tsinelas diay ? Dli adidas?


Wla pakoy breakots..barakong layaw ra..





kaffee ba...

Hala ka Belle mora naman nag bantiyong sa garden ni Raqskie arwks

Ajehehe di ba nindot ang magkinamot zha? Lahi ra jud ang magkutzara ug maggwantes ky feel na feel daw ughs

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 07:44:00 PM
and may i know the term of this polar opposite, sir?  for a while there i was tempted to ask you to speak english please because i couldn't understand your post a tad.  either that, or i'm catatonic now.  surely the polar opposite must be way beyond polar bears as against penguins?

Aha there you are,,what kinda forms and syndrome ,,naman mo?  Hope excited forms pa ha?
Kinsa man pod ang..hyperactive as in hyperdokdokers ? ajeje

Unza gani pod tong Bipolar disorder? Mao ba tong alergic ug kwaknit nga nasaag sa Bear kingdom? nyahahaha

@Mags para nako maau pa madugtä sila sa prisohan kysa hinanaling kamatayon or silot thru lethal injection.

Life imprisonment ,the same effect ra lagi sa death penalty.



You have ur points too- salute..!

@ Ray, ang cp ky mora baya pod sa N73 tan-awa daku na ug display  unya wla napod kadtong preha sa motorola nga naay tonggoy²

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 22, 2010, 05:37:14 AM
Nia na pud ning makalibog. Naa diay laing buot ipasabot ani? 

Unja ra inig patim-aw ni Bugsay..ask ta nya kaila daw to ni Ms.Mariang Palad  peace silingan

 Agoizt morag suheto sa lugar ai