MikeLigalig.com

For bringing up back this old thread,
I miss Queen, my lil red fighting fish (sob)

Yes, Bambi, I'm based in Tagbilaran.
I would love to have an EB before Christmas while you are here

A newspaper won't be enough to cover my face

Sure i'll meet you then-- I'll just leave my face at home

Anyway, I'm not giving up just yet.
I will continue to tinker with my forum profile info to finally upload my avatar.

Dear Macky,

Thanks a lot for your assistance.
I tried right away to post the link you provided (starting 4:00 AM local time) but I don't know... no effect so it seems.
I checked on Mike's tutorial and followed the steps but still -- nada.
Hmmm where did I miss?
I'm beginning to think even the internet doesn't want me to post an avatar at all. (Wow!)

And this reminds me of that old Oral-B toothbrush commercial on television:

Clip shows a man with his back to the camera, wearing nothing but a towel around his waster, and brushing his teeth in front of a mirror.

Narrator: "This man is a dentist. So we can't show his face on television."

Regular siyempre.  It's the caffeine that matters, di ba?
Otherwise, mag juice na lang ko.

DeCaf? How true is the report that this is really harmful to the heart?

Tea? Mas taas pa kuno ni og caffeine content... So I drink it only in a very hectic day at work    For EXTREME circumstances

Oh, did I post "cups"?

It should be mugs

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 09, 2007, 08:29:21 AM
GEC, cups or mugs???

Mugs, siyempre!

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 09, 2007, 12:13:11 AM


Ang key ana is "Drink with moderation".

I drink coffee moderately. Strictly, my consumption should only be between 5-7 cups a day

Quote from: Bohol on October 04, 2007, 08:43:34 AM


Ajaw palabi. Eat moderately.

Photo courtesy of Pizdaus, the Photo We Like

I can't eat my burger like this.
Where's the fork and knife?

And yes, the Tabasco, please...

Interesting topic...

I think it depends on--
1. What is the ideal
2. Physical agility
3. Mental capacity

Even if your body is up to it, but your mind is just not in it, forget it.

After all, the brain is the most important sex organ in the body.

Macky, my rich daddy,

I prefer the mystery man in the likes of ....   "Banker" of Deal or No Deal

BTW, I have trouble uploading a civet avatar. Can you please lead me to a friendster or multiply account with that civet picture? I know... this is almost like spoon feeding.

But then I remember The Matrix when Fishburn's character told Neo "I can only show you the door but it's you who must walk through it."

Gee, I can't imagine how it would feel when the ex-husband is forced to douse his burning hot rod with the lubricant inside ex-wife's wishing well

Quote from: Barbaro on October 09, 2007, 03:07:19 AM
for me i like God Must be Crazy   buhak buhak mo ug katawa hangtod maka ihi mo sa banig.

If it's comedy, the best for me was "1945" from the makers of "Airplane".
Gibikugan ajong tijan og kinatawa,

Nowhere Man

He's a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plans
For nobody.

Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man, please listen,
You don't know what you're missing,
Nowhere man, the world is at your command.

He's as blind as he can be,
Just sees what he wants to see,
Nowhere man can you see me at all?
Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man, don't worry,
Take your time, don't hurry,
Leave it all till somebody else
Lend you a hand.

He's a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plans
For nobody.

Quote from: Mari on October 09, 2007, 01:52:47 AM
lahi sad nang storyaha

She who has the flower rules him who has the gold

Ayayay

Star Wars

Because it's epic in scope... the jedi knights, the adventure, the action, and the philosophy.

"I am your father"

"Nooooooo"

Haha

Really I can't imagine how it ever occurred in your mind.

When you mentioned "ethereal spirit", I suddenly remember that Beatles song, "Nowhere Man"

Quote from: Mari on October 09, 2007, 01:45:39 AM
Golden Rule people and you will never go wrong. no fear!

He who has the gold rules?

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 09, 2007, 01:36:54 AM
Amen to that, Sir GEC!

Lorenzo,

You do have the capacity to show respect for your elders (not that I'm saying I am so, so much older than you are   ). It comes natural for you to address  the other members as "ate", "kuya".

But I can't help but be pleasantly amused when you address me as "Sir" ... What comes to my mind immediately are those knights with their trusty steed.

This is a situation that gives us strength and fortitude.

Hello! My day is just about to start in about 5 hours. It's 1:40 am here local time.
I'm excited what this day will bring!

I used to hang a note on my wall which says something that today I will achieve the things I'm set to do. It sets a positive attitude from the moment I opened my eyes and read the note.

I can't exactly remember how that note no longer hang on my wall...

Nonetheless, I'm one who just loves to maintain a positive outlook.

Spread love and sunshine, everyone!

Julai,

Dako akong kalipay nga nakabasa sa imong balak
Apan kinahanglan ba gayud nga magdugo ang imong dughan
Aron kami makabasa sa maanindot nimong mga sinulat?

Congratz Mari
But do keep your flower natural

Cheers

Oh no, da binz...

What have you done to me? Padung na unta ko mo shutdown kay matulog but karon...
I feel like eating again.
My mouth is watering.
I'm hungry na naman

Chat box, that I can understand.
But shout box? Does this mean we must always write in ALL CAPS all the time?

Mike, you are already a Bohol Citizen.

Why not call it a Boholano International Superstar?

I love to eat deep fried tilapia.
They are delicious and finger-lickin' good.
I won't get bored eating tilapia
once a month.

Quote from: Bambi on October 08, 2007, 02:46:46 PM


Hello GEC!

why should only women must have to receive love letters? making it personally, it is an expression to  someone who you cares. love is give and take, isn't? why should only men must have to do any moves? i used to put a word of surprises in my husbands pockets too.- he mostly posted his messages anywhere....bathroom mirrors and the last time, founded his love notes in my parked car outside where I work and stating therein....he likes to fly with me to Paris on springtime next year.  Love you can whisper it everywhere, anytime and in other ways. 

Bambi,

I agree that both the man and the woman should send love letters to each other as often as possible. If I can only have the opportunity, I will send love letters to everyone.

Spread the love and sunshine

Was the voting for Ms Tubag Bohol Online already finished?
I've been offline for a few days, you know.

So, what's the latest?

Wonderful work, Sig.
Again, your fingers are familiar
Ha Ha Ha

On TuBo's temporary shutdown...

I was afraid when Mike said some 1,2000 posts were deleted to clean up the mess. This got me worried because I made no back-up or file copies of my past posts.

Was it true that even old posts by other users were changed to periods? If it was true...

Then there it goes....
By the click of the mouse
It shows
Erased from from the screen
No more to be seen
And the thoughts and the dreams
Are now lost, so it seems,
And I wonder when
My soul could redeem
My dream in a dream in a dream

Quote from: buenavista on August 14, 2007, 04:18:50 PM
..."FORNIFICATION UNDER CONSENT of the KING" ( F.U.C.K. )
THIS IS THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD..

so,dili diay ni siya bad na word?

It's the way you say it, buenavista, that makes the word sound baaaad.

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 08, 2007, 08:09:45 AM



Huy nabali ka!!!

akoy tig himo...hahaha

wa gyud tawon ko kadawat noh???

That's really what I mean. Di ba women love to receive love letters?
And in your case you -- a woman -- is the one making the love letters.
So I'm saying I'm sure many woman would want that their man is like you --  kanunay mosulat og love letters.   

This highway is a shortcut to eternity

Ms da binsi,

I'm sure many women would want their man to be like you -- posting love letter anywhere in the house, or slipping in love notes under the pillow, in the drawer, in the purse for a pleasant surprise.

For me, we can read love letters even in the gloomiest of news -- the potential of showing love for people who need it most. An opportunity for us to show we care. There is a love letter there.

Na kunsiyus na man hinoon ko kaayo oi...


Mari, I'll say hi to you someday when your stylish internet cafe will open

Melrose, okay na ang yellow ribbon?

Sigbin II, your fingers look familiar! Ha Ha Ha

Quote from: Bohol on October 02, 2007, 05:36:04 PM
Now Melrose is holding the key that could unlock the GEC Mystery of Tubag Bohol.

Yeah, Melrose SHOULD know...
She should have known BY NOW...

Quote from: Melrose on October 02, 2007, 04:44:03 PM
Mari: i know the guy at brew point. he's a friend of mine. he's a painter who writes poetry. i don't know if he's GEC, though. the connection is their talent in using words.

Sharp observation, there, Melrose.... 
But this is one thing I cannot confirm nor deny

And I still have to write her lemerick

Quote from: Bohol on October 02, 2007, 04:26:52 PM
First, let us ask GEC how he found Tubag Bohol for the first time.

Well, Mike...

It all started with that-girl-vader-and-where-is-she-now...
Imagine she's giving away her kidney?

Quote from: Ginger on October 02, 2007, 03:30:53 PM
If that's the case, you might need your metal gloves, GEC.

Oh, yes... How could I forget?  I carry them with me all the time, Ginger

Hi, I'm GEC... But I'm not a geek




Ginger, I'm LOST. I ran out of kapeng barako. Salabaaaat



Guys and Gals of Tubag Bohol: Most of you think Ginger knows me... Maybe    

Melrose? I appoint her as my representative. I'm still waiting when she will tie the yellow ribbon around the acacia tree.


But if you have read my posts, you know me already... As I said early on, we all shed a part of ourselves from our own writings. We leave a part of our identity with every word we write and say.

Quote from: Bohol on October 02, 2007, 02:01:06 PM
GEC, are you trying to make us guilty? 

On the other hand (no pun intended), since the girl usually holds only one hand of the boyfriend... it might be a tacit permission for the boyfriend's free hand to wander...

Quote from: Bohol on October 02, 2007, 02:01:06 PM
GEC, are you trying to make us guilty? 

Oh, no, Mike. Not at all....

That was just the conclusion I reached after meditating on your question for a week

Quote from: Mari on October 02, 2007, 02:33:17 PM
GEC i think i know you already. i have a feeling i have seen you or somehow know you.

Hello, my beautiful flower

So, can you hazard a guess?

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 02, 2007, 01:12:18 PM
Uy! the great GEC speaks again!

Wow... that blew me away!

Don Senior Lorenzo...  It's too early for you to sleep...
Have a cup of coffee to drive those sleepy devils away

Why do girls love to hold hands with their boyfriends?

To keep the boyriends' hands from straying to places where they should not go

Delaguna,

Your kids' names kinda remind me of the chopsuey

Mao ba ni ang inspiration?

tik tak tik tak tik tak tik tak... 

Quote from: David Dennis on October 01, 2007, 02:39:20 PM
I might add another thing.  The corruption in the Philippines makes personal relationships, and harmonious relationships between people, very, very important.  People in the US are far ruder and far less nice to others.  Certainly in the US I am almost never treated with the friendliness and courtesy I was in any Filipino store, however humble it might be.  I think the coruption makes the relationships better because they are more important than in the US.

If you throw away the corruption, you might lose some of the things that makes the Philippines a great place to live, too.

D

Heya Dennis,

I like this line of thought

Dennis, if ever you're in Bohol, I'd like to show some corruption to you, he he he.

Mike, has already corrupted me. He is such a bad, bad,  baaad boy.

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on September 26, 2007, 12:47:16 AM
Mao ni ang meaning sa DINUMOGAN.

Daghan
Imong
Naka-on.
Ugma
Maka-utot
Og
Gipanohot
Apan
Nagpahilot



Katawa pod GEC.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA




Pooooooooooottttt

Nah, Naka-utot na ko. Ouch!

Ang akong dinumogan
Gituslob sa kape
Nga sa init tubig
Wala pa mayab-i

Maoy gidangat
Naunsa na ni?

Quote from: Ginger on September 25, 2007, 11:09:32 PM
Unya, gusto ka kilatan or pa kurentihan, GEC?

Ngeeh!!!

                                On the other hand, do you know what needs to be done to make it happen?

Wow, ka swerte niya!

No more batteries will be needed.

He will just keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going,keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going....

All the ladies will fall for him

I am a poor son-of-a-gun
I can only afford one dinumogan
Just one bite, it will be gone
Not even enough to busog my tiyan

How I wish meron ka pa diyan
So I can eat more dinumogan
Share three more to a loved one
So she will know what's in my dughan

I have to let this out aron dili butdan
Ang nagdagook nakong tiyan
Because of this delicious dinumogan

Seriously... like Mari, I like, too, dinumogan.
When I was small... and even now that I'm small no more
Dimumogan makes my day
Makes me happy all the way
I  wish I have dinumogan right now
So I can give to Mari
And she will be happy

Hmmm

All I know is kanang mag dumog-dumog sa katre

Quote from: Melrose on September 21, 2007, 11:46:06 AM
GEC, you're a mysterious mystery person. I don't like it! hehehe! I will not represent you. You have to be represented- by your self.

Please?

Oh, come on, Mely Snowy Whitey.... just represent me in the meetings. When want to let me know of the developments... and I am not online.... you can tie a yellow ribbon around the old acacia tree 

Hey, Lor... Don't feel so sad
just write fine thoughts to make it b-e-tter
Remember to keep him under your skin
Then you'll begin... to make it better


Man, your views have given more light instead of heat.

Lucino. Your family name means light bearer or the enlightened. Am I right?

Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?
Bruce Lee making a mess of himself
after eating Italian spaghetti with
over-sized chopsticks?

                                  beautiful flower

Ooops...

                 Er...   


                               Melrose will be my representative...

Quote from: Bohol on September 17, 2007, 01:17:37 PM
GEC, Mari, Snowhite may come forward and raise their right hands. 

I'm in, I volunteer!!!

Woweee!

I'm now processing the additional inputs from Lorenzo, Sigbin II, Junayag anf Ms da Binsi.

On the question as to what extent do I intend my dynasty will reach, I should say.... it's good to think BIG, I mean, REALLY, REALLY BIIIIGGG.

Your additional inputs are most welcome!

I think Aga is short for Agapito.

Perhaps the actor's real name is Agapito  Mulach?

Be safe, Mike
You still got a lot of things to do

Be careful, Mike
Walk on the safe side, that's what we all should do

Be watchful, Mike
Anything could be coming right at you

                         ... not just wayward buses but...

                         ... yes, pretty girls, too


Stay alive, man!

More learnings from Lorenzo;
continuing reflections from Mike, Ashton,Ms Da Bensi, c2h4, zamoralorna, Galen and Franklin
so far:

1. Identify the town where I have lots of relatives.
2. Prepare money, preferably more than 1 sack of it.
3. Identify and buy connections.
4. Take Dan Lim as teacher
5. Be a fisherman politician
6. Take plenty of sleep while tumbling in bed
7. Copy Marcos' technique on infra projects as illusions of development
8. Use the Church (and other religious groups)
9. Be like the acute businessmen, bring in foreign investors
10. Be a disciple of Mike Ligalig of Tubag Bohol Fame
11. Be talented, a friend to everyone (even to the enemies), throw away lots of cash
12. Be a political opportunist
13. Use the police to throw your weight around; any dissent must be nipped in the bud
14.  Fix broken window panes immediately

Hmmm we're getting a bit philosophical now

So more ideas?

15.
16.

What are the specs? How old is it?
It might interest me, ya know

Sometimes, even for just a few moment in  a day,
I wish I could be George.

M2M

Man2Maiden, I say: welcome to TuBo
Maiden2Machine, you'll be tapping your keyboard non-stop
Mainden2Mealtime, oftentimes you will skip to keep on tapping
Maiden2Midnight, you will not notice it coming

Now have some of Julai's tuba and drink up. Cheers!

Mak2, welcome here!

Are you one of Macky's version?

Barbaro has Atty. Barbarona...

And me, GEC348, is still wondering on the truth about GE (whom I have heard of for quite a time now)


Now bottom's up your bahalina, Cheers!

Now this is a bitch men would love to love!

My latest learnings from Lorenzo, Mike, Ashton,
and continuing lessons from Ms Da Bensi, c2h4, zamoralorna, Galen and Franklin
so far:

1. Identify the town where I have lots of relatives.
2. Prepare money, preferably more than 1 sack of it.
3. Identify and buy connections.
4. Take Dan Lim as teacher
5. Be a fisherman politician
6. Take plenty of sleep while tumbling in bed
7. Copy Marcos' technique on infra projects as illusions of development
8. Use the Church (and other religious groups)
9. Be like the acute businessmen, bring in foreign investors
10. Be a disciple of Mike Ligalig of Tubag Bohol Fame
11. Be talented, a friend to everyone (even to the enemies), throw away lots of cash
12. Be a political opportunist


This is great! more lessons are coming

13.
14.

All Hail Darth Macky!

May the Force be with you, rich daddy 

.

Great info you shared there, Macky.

The Order of Tuasan Malea is slowly taking its shape.
The philosophy of the Jedi Code can very well be adopted by the new Order and customized further to meet the present and anticipated future needs.

I'm sure we will be getting more inputs from those with like minds.

Inject the blood?

What if naay Hepa? Naay HIV/Aids? Yeewww ...

Quote from: Bos_Intong on September 14, 2007, 02:46:16 PM
dili jud na mao reason! 

Dili jud cla proud! Mga dato na baya nang uban nga RPC/UB Alumni. 

Like Macky... my rich daddy

Bos,

Maybe they are not computer savvy?

Seriously now...

I love:

John Grisham's genre in the likes of "The Bleachers" and "The Painted House"

Dan Brown's "Angels and Demons" (not much on Da Vinci Code because I previously read Baigent and Leigh's "Holy Blood, Holy Grail")

Robert Ludlum's "Bourne Identity" Trilogy and his "Holcroft Covenant"

Tom Clancy's franchise on Jack Ryan

Bennylynne's essay on the thread, "are all politicians prostitute?" posted here in Tubag Bohol. He writes far better than Conrado de Quiros (who, for me, is starting to become a big disappointment and a bore  )

Harold Robins, anyone?

Mari,

I gotta go to a cafe

                               it's chow time for me, he he

Ciao... and thanks for the flower

I don't like calling Tubag Bohol as TB...

I prefer ..... uBo! uBo! uBo! uBo!  excuse me...

No, not that... but  TuBo

That's great! What's your cafe gonna be called?

Macky has the sublime characteristics of a Tuasan Malea
I can see that with my third eye

Honeydrive... as in sweet overdrive....

Hahaha

I can pop up like a bubble anytime. Surprise!


Hmmm no name yet for your shop?  Cyberfleur... something futuristic, hmmm...

hot ice (no, that's already taken).... icehoney (that's what you call yourself sometimes)...

Gigajewel... (nah, too heavy)....

Where can I find it, Mari?

Quote from: C2H4 on September 09, 2007, 04:38:37 AM
Do things always have to go somewhere? Can't things just stay the way they are?

*just asking m'self*

Everything's got to go somewhere
It could be in the middle of nowhere
Or to places were could never dare
To be unless we bare
The nakedness that we share
Kept hidden by those lustful stare

Quote from: Melrose on September 12, 2007, 04:38:21 PM
mike, wala'y gikan sa mga guys? most guys find it hard to find words to express themselves man gud. we, women, like men to speak up, too. we also want to understand what they want. i also recommend what ms da binsi said about women speaking up. looy pod mga guys, trying hard to read our minds.

Melrose,

All I can say is.....







All I ....







I......





I just can't......

Nainom nako nga wala masaguli og tubig.
Nagasgas na hinoon akong tilaok...

Salabaaaaaattt!!!!!

Quote from: Ginger on September 12, 2007, 06:53:22 PM
Mari, GEC wants to cut the ribbon.

I can be the ribbon! Yipeee

Mari, How's your cybercafe?
When's the opening?

Ginger,

I need your salabat.

Napagaw ko og siyagit

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on September 12, 2007, 06:42:59 PM
I vote for GEC348. You can only see it through the third eye.

It is a sort of aura, very spectacular.

Wow, Macky!

You've seen through me...

You really are my long lost rich daddy!

Horay!!!

Quote from: Mari on September 12, 2007, 06:40:03 PM
hehehehe... here are the flower... please dont drown GEC! nyahahaha

You are heaven-sent, Mari
You've made my day!

Cheers!!

Mike,

I strongly disagree!
I strongly diagree
I strongly dagree
I strongly agree