Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 11:10:11 PM
aris amo diay daghan.gihimo nlang display dire..
Healthy kaha na kay di ra ba mokaon sila fishy ug luja
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 11:10:11 PM
aris amo diay daghan.gihimo nlang display dire..
Quote from: statesville on October 12, 2010, 05:16:15 AM
As an accountant, he forgot to do his calculation
before jumping into conclusion
Here's a word for you; do not deport your wife
keep on going green and make it more attractive
buy a huge life insurance maybe 3 or 5 million dollars
and have your young wife as beneficiary......

Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 05:59:08 PM
mo-audit pa gyod si madam cheers, humantikaan gyod mo. (mora ra ba tog nangita ug big 'o' mao nga nagmantika ang kasuko, ajeje.)
Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 05:48:31 PM
usik lang imong diamonds kay likayan sa piranha ning imong palitonon dinhi sa tb. piranhas don't engage in cannibalism of their kind.![]()
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:23:09 PM
unsay mao lagi na kung makakaon ka lang sa akong nilutoan malimtan imong ngalan ug apilyido.
swhalan ba jud diay
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 05:09:18 PM
sympre....husay man gyud ang kinabuhi basta'g bawos-bawos ang pagpaubos..
Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 05:00:32 PM
mao niy bato sa akong duwaan nga sungka. di ko ganahan nga makuwangan ang mga bato sa akong sungka, mao nga di gyod nako ni gamiton ug palit ug lalaki. kalooy sa akong sungka no kun ibaylo lag laki.

Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 05:01:12 PM
...bisag mangutana pa ta nila...
I believe u bay bugs... ginapraktis gud na nimo ang magpaubos
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 11, 2010, 10:25:47 AM
hehehe, the maniak's bliss...
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 11, 2010, 11:41:11 AM
Padayon ang dawiraw ni Bay Bugsay: And where the heck are my clothes? And why are some parts of my body painful?
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 11, 2010, 04:42:29 PM
= "Hahayz, angay pa ba gud nang ipangutana?"
Quote from: luckybelle on October 10, 2010, 11:43:59 AM
Bahak! Bwahahahahaha............pila man pud?![]()




Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:31:31 PM
tawa man ka siguro daghan pud ka ug lucky sa una no?
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 11, 2010, 02:33:08 PM
"Old Carabao Likes To Eat Young Grass"
Only this time, there is a slight twist.
"Old Carabao Likes To Eat Young Grass, but when the old carabao took a nap, the young bull devoured the basak.."
tsk tsk tsk
bwahahaha
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 07, 2010, 12:52:43 AM
sang pal mga babae hang cebu para sang lalaki
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 11, 2010, 04:59:11 AM
my first degree cousin married a nurse who is claveria, masbate in burias island. the family of the woman happens to the local political kingpin in their area.
there 2 prominent families that kill each other during elections. family k and family e.
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 08:35:29 AM
nadaut sa rule #9?
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:47:52 PM
pataka lang ka.mura gud ug chicharon baboy made in USA na perting parata ingon ana nga pagkaluto.
Quote from: KagWangGamay on October 11, 2010, 07:47:18 AM
kuan, kanang (hadlok man ko ni Lord uy ug mamakak ko!) duha ra jud to, kay hadlok man gud ko moingon ba!
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 11, 2010, 03:40:45 AM
usa ka muslim nibisita sa usa ka lugar. nagsakay ug trak de pasaheroan ug naa sa front seat naglingkod.
muslim: kahinay modagan sa mga trak dinhi maihap man ang tawo inig agi.
driver: (naglagot nga nakadungog ug gipakusgan ang pagpadagan sa trak.)
muslim: hinaya pud oi maihap pa man mga balay.
driver: (naglagot nga nakadungog ug gipakusgan pa jud ang pagpadagan sa trak.)
muslim: kahinay pud ani oi maihap pa man mga lubi.
driver: (nisamot kalagot nga nakadungog sa gipangyawyaw ug gipatudahan pa jud ang pagpadagan sa trak hangtud nga nabangga.)
nabuhi ang driver ug ang muslim.
driver: sa imong kayawyawan nabangga na nuon. unya unsa na, hinay pa gihapon?
muslim: hinay gihapon mga igso, maihap pa man ang mga patay.
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 11:13:14 PM
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling...
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 11, 2010, 12:53:10 AM
hehehe, claro kaajo 'maluuyon' ka, Belle. I can assure you that by the velocity of the blade's downward direction, then taking into consideration the thinness of the blade, the severance of the spinal cord at the C1 & C2 vertebrae will completely cut off all pain fibers traversing to the brain (CNS). Respiratory , cardiovascular, renal, and all other visceral organs will immediately shut down without neural interface. I assure you death by guillotine is quite merciful, and quick. For the one being executed, it is quick and painless. For those watching, it seems gruesome because of the spilling of blood. The latter is nothing but psychological. For the one being executed, it is the final and irreversible end.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:30:33 AM
lipay siguro ug wa nay lain....hahahaha
ngano kaha ni na comment... lipay siguro jud oy
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 11, 2010, 01:12:33 AM
hehehe. Thank You, Belle.
Pohon, I'd like to raise my own children and experience physical fatherhood, God Willing.
I cannot help but be interested in reading about mother's/father's stories in raising children.
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 11, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
When I drove down Makati , I was really impressed. The width of the roads, the cleanliness of the district reminded me of the Capital region in downtown Washington D.C and downtown Manhattan, NYC.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:26:24 AM
hahaha,kamao gud kay sige man ko ug paksiw.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:25:45 AM
ambot ug asa na kaha to kay perting pangasaba man.pag suroy suroy lang sa mall basin imong makita to
mao nay nakaparat ug nakaabroad na di na kamao mohinay hinay ug storya looy baya ang manager iyang gibalikas
Slp tyt
Quote from: islander on October 10, 2010, 11:48:06 PM
lethal? just as deadly?
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:23:34 AM
hahahha,talong ug paliya...
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:21:51 AM
unahag sagpa tong nanawag sa citibank kay walay pulos
Aha ra pud to..ig kita ba pud ba ka ha naho?
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:21:13 AM
ingna lang ko ug wa nay himbis aron butangan na nato
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:13:28 AM
gikabuhi ka noh?aminin
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:12:34 AM
hahahha, wa na diay kay himbis ron dali ra ka on-onon
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:14:20 AM
hahahaha,nasagpaan na diay ka lucky?
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:11:31 AM
hadlok lagi ang security kay taga america daw to bayhana.
ang comment sa akong kauban ingon na iya daw to sagpaon sa atubang kay hilas kaayo manulti.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:08:02 AM
imo na ba diay natawagan?basin gikan na ka didto nagpainterview.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:08:52 AM
hahahha,naunsa ka lucky?mura man ka ug wa kasabot sa imong gibati
No comment
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:06:47 AM
hahahha,paghuman ug panawag miadto pa jud sulod sa fastfood ug didto gitiwas ang iyang sapot..
wa ka arte ang security kay american citizen hadlok...
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:04:26 AM
hahahah,dili noh,wa gani ko kaila ana
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:03:04 AM
basin wa nagpaila miadto sa mall nya nanuyo ug ingon ato.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:01:58 AM
pagpraktis para ready sa tanang higayon basin sadista diay to si peter
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:48:23 PM
basin silingan na nimo lucky..
Well-behaved man ako mga neighbors.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:47:47 PM
hahahah,rolling eyes man lucky
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:54:51 PM
nakaingon siguro ni ug init2x ang iyaha kay paud 2x man

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:38:04 PM
perting lisura pud ni lucky ug maohon
Quote from: lumine on October 10, 2010, 11:15:14 PM
gamay pa man diay. pro kani ako,belle, kay ulitawong gamay na unya cge pa sunod-sunod.
Quote from: lumine on October 10, 2010, 10:48:49 PM
same jud,belle. if he can't hear my voice or see me for some minutes, ngita dayon. usahay ako bugawon to go out so he can play with his friends outside pro if dili ko mogawas,dili sad. how old is ur kid,belle?
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:23:14 PM
hahahaha.taga america daw sya.basin kaila ninyo ha...
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:42:00 PM
di noh!naay tiknik aron way fat.
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 09, 2010, 10:24:14 PM
Kahinumdom man lang hinuon ta ni Lucky ani... Aw, painit lang gud ginagmay.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:45:47 PM
chicharon na chicken skin,
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:33:34 PM
mao pud aron di ko mahago.reserve lang nako ni ug tingkatugay na
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 10:37:13 PM
Bitaw. Kay sa gikaingon na, ang bagyo adunay paglurang--ug ang tubol adunay pagkatagak...
Quote from: windgate on October 10, 2010, 10:34:56 PM
Last week, a 60 plus year old woman checked into the Four Seasons Hotel in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for
escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Damon - a very handsome man with assortedphysical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt.... You get the picture.
She figured, what the heck, she'll give him a call.
"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, she thought he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she said, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my roomnumber 420 at the Four Seasons Hotel and give me one. No, wait,
I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"
He says, "Oh my God ... That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.![]()
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Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 09:25:20 PM
He he, this is guaranteed to scare the pants off of you...
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:29:48 PM
wa man ko kaila anang imong gihisgutan
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 09:57:42 PM
Mao bitaw nga dili na lang unta niya problemahon. Hunahunaon na lang niya nga it's part of the package. Sa iyang edad di na unta siya angay madismaya sa mga isyu kabahin sa kamasalad-on sa tawo ug sa kahaguka sa pagbati sa mga anak ni Eba...
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:14:14 PM
usa ka baryo ang dal-on nimo lucky?
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:11:15 PM
ug ingon ani kadaghana di ba kaha mapusgay ang tinagoan tungod sa kadaghan


Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:06:12 PM
hahahaha,karon pa ko kahibaw ani nga naa diay pultahan,.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:52:47 PM
awg di na magpadugay dugay bai,sugot gyud na..hahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 09:49:17 PM
He he, mao diay daghang alaga nis Bay Vito kay atik man kaayo mamaba. Morag hapit na gani mosugot si Ms. Lucky...
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:47:12 PM
ampay diay nimo lucky ang baga ug ngabil.hahahahah.aw paak paakon pud aron magkamatis patas ang simod
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:47:12 PM
ampay diay nimo lucky ang baga ug ngabil.hahahahah.aw paak paakon pud aron magkamatis patas ang simod
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 09:43:28 PM
He he, ang nakadaot lang sa iyang whole cow kay gisayonsayon lang og syomoy sa usa ka young bull...
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 09:33:25 PM
Makit-an pa jud kinsay gagmayg pikoy...
tawa ko tawa
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:35:34 PM
hahahha, ingon ani kabaga dugay hilisson ni lucky...dugay 2x na paak gyud mahitabo ani
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 09:32:05 PM
Kon gusto siyag bata, kinilo na lang unta. He shouldn't have bought the whole cow.
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:29:50 PM
hahahaha,perting looya diay aning tawhana kung maohon.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:26:35 PM
paita pud na oi , di pa gwapo baga pa ug nawong, unsa kaha pud ang simod ani baga ba kaha pud?
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 06:11:44 PM
The old fool deserves all that mental anguish and then some.
Gamay nalang baja ija moments sa earth. Why not spend it with love and happiness? My good wishes for him... God bless the old guy
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 06:26:26 PM
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love. --Neil Gaiman
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hinay-hinay lang makarecover ra ka
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 08:43:08 PM
He he...
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 10, 2010, 01:05:38 PM
^ that method is too cruel, imho. The guillotine is better: Quick & Painless.
The crashing of the blade will sever the spinal cord at the level of the C1&C2 , and upon impact, immediately severing the central nervous system's afferent and efferent signals to the rest of the body.
Quote from: lumine on October 10, 2010, 06:59:14 PM
mao lagi oy.maski pa igo ra ko mag-ilis ug napkin or malibang,mouban.
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 10, 2010, 12:50:22 PM
hahaha. Ako galing baby pa ko, gi weened naman ko from my mother's milk at about 8 months. I was placed in promil , which is known for its effects in essential vitamins for infants. Ang effect ani is increased bone growth and high amount of essential vitamins ADEK and the rest of the continuum. Ahong igsoon baji , gi placed pood ni sija sa promil, as well as were my younger cousins.
As for the last of your post, Belle, sure ko imong baby dili lang na sija mo ingon ra 'how are you ma?'.
I am a solid believer child maturation processes in regards to parental presence and its effects being a strong parent-child relationship. Kining bata nga laki, mo develop man ni sila ug strong bond to their mothers even at later stages of development (not only during their pre-pubertal and adolescent years, but beyond). You see, a child (boy or girl) develops a special bond with his mother and the essential relationship of a caring mother results in a thriving baby. There are many cases of infants who were devoid of a caring mother figure, which resulted in children failing to thrive and had troubles with trust, as well as developed neurological sequelae (in their adult years). Essential man jud ning strong mother-child or father-child relationship (but there is a greater importance on the maternal relationship to the child, neuro-cognitively speaking).
Na, padayon jud ning imong relasyon sa imong anak na lalaki.
Extend a hug and kiss to your son for me.
Quote from: lumine on October 10, 2010, 12:48:15 PM
it's really true that when a baby is breastfed,close kaau sya sa iya mom. that's what happen to mamatt,dong. but at times,it's a bit irritating that i don't have the luxury of time to take a bath because matt is already looking for me or sometimes even follow me in the bathroom.
just like my boy he is always following me maski sa bathroom... swear jud... I find it very funny
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 03:31:26 PM
Kon sa beach, pwede umang ang gamiton nga pieces. Sayon ra ni sila tudloan unsaon pag-move...

