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#1201
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 12, 2010, 08:00:06 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 11:10:11 PM
aris amo diay daghan.gihimo nlang display dire..

Healthy kaha na kay di ra ba mokaon sila fishy ug luja
#1202
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 12, 2010, 07:56:27 AM
Quote from: statesville on October 12, 2010, 05:16:15 AM
As an accountant, he forgot to do his calculation
                         before jumping into conclusion
Here's a word for you;  do not deport your wife
     keep on going green and make it more attractive
     buy a huge life insurance maybe 3 or 5 million dollars
     and have your young wife as beneficiary......
     
     
         

Bwahahahahahaha............ korek madam.. e-enjoy nalang nija ang nahibilin nija na time with his young wife. Kay kung ija kunuhay ipadeport na maghanap na pud sija ug young grass unja basin this time naa na jud daan nagsabsab na young bull....
Bwe....hehehehe.... hay naku... pasaylua nalang  manoy... isipa nalang nagbakasyon lang si young wife kadali then move on. Kay kung dili basin matigok ka sa heartache... sus maglabad ra imo ulo ana, masakit ka tigok...
#1206
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
October 11, 2010, 10:11:43 PM
When I Think of You... yon lang I think of you.... and all the sweet memories ;D
#1207
Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 05:59:08 PM
mo-audit pa gyod si madam cheers, humantikaan gyod mo.  (mora ra ba tog nangita ug big 'o' mao nga nagmantika ang kasuko, ajeje.) ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
#1208
Question and Answer / Re: Washing Machine or Hand Wash?
October 11, 2010, 06:02:49 PM
Hmmm.... yaya wash... bitaw, pag kubre kama, blanket ug tanan bug-aton na clothes ug de color, machine wash.... pag panlakaw labi pa puti na sinina ug nigpis na tela hand wash.
#1209
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 11, 2010, 05:56:43 PM
Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 05:48:31 PM
usik lang imong diamonds kay likayan sa piranha ning imong palitonon dinhi sa tb.  piranhas don't engage in cannibalism of their kind. ;D

Bwahahahaha... mao ba madam... hmm... asa kaha ko mamalengke anig bahug sa Piranha
#1210
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
October 11, 2010, 05:23:52 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:23:09 PM
unsay mao lagi na kung makakaon ka lang  sa akong nilutoan malimtan imong ngalan ug apilyido.

:o :o :o :o swhalan ba jud diay
#1211
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 05:09:18 PM

sympre....husay man gyud ang kinabuhi basta'g bawos-bawos ang pagpaubos.. :P

Mao lagi... kadtong duha... c bay Vits ug bay Hubs maajo kaajo to mopaubos
#1212
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 11, 2010, 05:08:42 PM
Quote from: islander on October 11, 2010, 05:00:32 PM
mao niy bato sa akong duwaan nga sungka.  di ko ganahan nga makuwangan ang mga bato sa akong sungka, mao nga di gyod nako ni gamiton ug palit ug lalaki.  kalooy sa akong sungka no kun ibaylo lag laki.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

daghan ako ana pampalit ug laki bahug tsa ako isdang pirangha
#1213
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 05:01:12 PM
...bisag mangutana pa ta nila... :P

:P :P :P :P :P I believe u bay bugs... ginapraktis gud na nimo ang magpaubos :P :P :P 8) 8) 8)
#1214
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
October 11, 2010, 05:02:29 PM
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 11, 2010, 10:25:47 AM
hehehe, the maniak's bliss...



Bwe... bwahahahahaha... si lolo baya ;D ;D ;D
#1216
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 11, 2010, 04:57:14 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 11, 2010, 11:41:11 AM
Padayon ang dawiraw ni Bay Bugsay: And where the heck are my clothes? And why are some parts of my body painful?

;D

Hmm... kakulatahan tsiguro ni sa mga tambay
#1217
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 11, 2010, 04:42:29 PM
:-X  =  "Hahayz, angay pa ba gud nang ipangutana?"

I believe humility is a virtue ;)
#1218
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 11, 2010, 04:54:02 PM


#1219
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 11, 2010, 04:51:16 PM


#1220
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 11, 2010, 04:48:25 PM




#1221
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 11, 2010, 04:43:00 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 10, 2010, 11:43:59 AM
Bahak! Bwahahahahaha............pila man pud? 8) :P

Nangutana pa ko sa price mga gentlemen... kung kaya ba tsako mga diamonds












#1222
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:31:31 PM
tawa man ka  siguro daghan pud ka ug lucky sa una no?

:-X
#1223
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 11, 2010, 04:21:16 PM
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 11, 2010, 02:33:08 PM
"Old Carabao Likes To Eat Young Grass"

Only this time, there is a slight twist.

"Old Carabao Likes To Eat  Young Grass, but when the old carabao took a nap, the young bull devoured the basak.."  ;)


tsk tsk tsk   :-X

;D ;D ;D bwahahaha
#1224
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 07, 2010, 12:52:43 AM
sang pal mga babae  hang cebu para sang lalaki

Bwahahahahaha..... na sa ato pa sexy male flight attendant ang ibutang sa pal... unja pasajawon pud ;D ;D ;D
#1225
Travel and Tours / Re: Masbate
October 11, 2010, 08:42:51 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 11, 2010, 04:59:11 AM
my first degree cousin married a nurse who is claveria, masbate in burias island. the family of the woman happens to the local political kingpin in their area.

there 2 prominent families that kill each other during elections. family k and family e.

Hala kahadlok pud.
#1226
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 11, 2010, 08:38:32 AM
Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 08:35:29 AM
nadaut sa rule #9? ::)

Mao lagi...
9. Cguraduha nga sa balay mouli kung hubog na
#1227
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
October 11, 2010, 07:49:41 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:47:52 PM

pataka lang ka.mura gud ug chicharon baboy made in USA na perting parata ingon ana nga pagkaluto.

mao lagi
#1228
Quote from: KagWangGamay on October 11, 2010, 07:47:18 AM
kuan, kanang (hadlok man ko ni Lord uy ug mamakak ko!) duha ra jud to, kay hadlok man gud ko moingon ba!  ::)

;D ;D ;D ;D
#1229
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
October 11, 2010, 07:46:24 AM
#1230
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
October 11, 2010, 07:34:52 AM
#1231
Jokes and Humor / Re: Your naughty joke for the day
October 11, 2010, 07:29:14 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 11, 2010, 03:40:45 AM
usa ka muslim nibisita sa usa ka lugar. nagsakay ug trak de pasaheroan ug naa sa front seat naglingkod.

muslim: kahinay modagan sa mga trak dinhi maihap man ang tawo inig agi.
driver: (naglagot nga nakadungog ug gipakusgan ang pagpadagan sa trak.)
muslim: hinaya pud oi maihap pa man mga balay.
driver: (naglagot nga nakadungog ug gipakusgan pa jud ang pagpadagan sa trak.)
muslim: kahinay pud ani oi maihap pa man mga lubi.
driver: (nisamot kalagot nga nakadungog sa gipangyawyaw ug gipatudahan pa jud ang pagpadagan sa trak hangtud nga nabangga.)

nabuhi ang driver  ug ang muslim.

driver: sa imong kayawyawan nabangga na nuon. unya unsa na, hinay pa gihapon?
muslim: hinay gihapon mga igso, maihap pa man ang mga patay.

:o :o :o
#1232
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 11, 2010, 07:27:18 AM
Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 11:13:14 PM
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling... >:(

Oi basin wa ka kaabot sa tulganan, basin sa gawas ra uroy ka nakatulog sa kahubog ??? ::)
#1233
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 11, 2010, 12:53:10 AM
hehehe, claro kaajo 'maluuyon' ka, Belle. I can assure you that by the velocity of the blade's downward direction, then taking into consideration the thinness of the blade, the severance of the spinal cord at the C1 & C2 vertebrae will completely cut off all pain fibers traversing to the brain (CNS). Respiratory , cardiovascular, renal, and all other visceral organs will immediately shut down without neural interface. I assure you death by guillotine is quite merciful, and quick. For the one being executed, it is quick and painless. For those watching, it seems gruesome because of the spilling of blood. The latter is nothing but psychological. For the one being executed, it is the final and irreversible end.





I understand dong, pero para sa aho... unsaon naman lang tong nagtan-aw na mga minahal? Maajo pa lethal I kay di pa tanto sakit tan-awon.
#1234
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:30:33 AM
lipay siguro ug wa nay  lain....hahahaha

::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ngano kaha ni na comment... lipay siguro jud oy
#1235
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 11, 2010, 01:12:33 AM
hehehe. Thank You, Belle.

Pohon, I'd like to raise my own children and experience physical fatherhood, God Willing.

I cannot help but be interested in reading about mother's/father's stories in raising children.

Sure jud na dong. You'll experience the joy of fatherhood pohon. Something na dili ikabaylo. ;)
#1236
General Topic / Re: Manila
October 11, 2010, 07:15:04 AM
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 11, 2010, 04:07:02 AM
When I drove down Makati , I was really impressed. The width of the roads, the cleanliness of the district reminded me of the Capital region in downtown Washington D.C and downtown Manhattan, NYC.





ya, it's like a special place there
#1237
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:26:24 AM
hahaha,kamao gud kay sige man ko ug paksiw.

Hmm... mao ba... lipay diay imo habibi ;D
#1238
Question and Answer / Re: What do you think?
October 11, 2010, 12:28:16 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:25:45 AM
ambot ug asa na kaha to kay perting pangasaba man.pag suroy suroy lang sa mall basin imong makita to

mao nay nakaparat ug nakaabroad na  di na kamao  mohinay hinay ug storya looy baya ang manager iyang  gibalikas

Mao lagi... magrest nako bay... Nyt diha sa imo ;) Slp tyt :)
#1239
Quote from: islander on October 10, 2010, 11:48:06 PM
lethal?  just as deadly?

Oo, pero at least dili mafeel ang blade.
#1240
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:23:34 AM
hahahha,talong ug paliya...

Hmm... hala kaantigo lagi kas sagol... bura mag ahong mama... mao jud nay ija isagol.
#1241
Question and Answer / Re: What do you think?
October 11, 2010, 12:23:32 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:21:51 AM
unahag sagpa tong  nanawag sa citibank kay walay pulos

Bwahahahahahahaha... ;D ;D ;D ;D Aha ra pud to..ig kita ba pud ba ka ha naho?
#1242
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:21:13 AM
ingna lang ko ug  wa nay himbis aron butangan na nato

Unsay ibutang bay? Panakot ba?
#1243
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:13:28 AM
gikabuhi ka noh?aminin ;)

Bwahahahahaha......
#1244
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:12:34 AM
hahahha, wa na diay kay himbis ron dali ra ka on-onon

Wala man sab gihurot bay Vits. Pagkasunod date na pud daw.
#1245
Question and Answer / Re: What do you think?
October 11, 2010, 12:17:55 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:14:20 AM
hahahaha,nasagpaan na diay ka lucky?

Wala pa... managpaay pa ko.
#1246
Question and Answer / Re: What do you think?
October 11, 2010, 12:13:21 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:11:31 AM
hadlok lagi ang security kay taga america daw to bayhana.

ang comment sa akong kauban ingon na iya daw to sagpaon sa atubang kay hilas kaayo manulti.

Hmm.. hinoon sab barato ra man ang bayad sa sagpa ;D ;D ;D
#1247
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:08:02 AM
imo na ba diay natawagan?basin gikan na ka didto nagpainterview. ;D

Gidaa lagi kos lawak, gihimbisan ;) ;D
#1248
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:08:52 AM
hahahha,naunsa ka lucky?mura man ka ug wa kasabot sa imong gibati

:-X :-X :-X No comment
#1249
Question and Answer / Re: What do you think?
October 11, 2010, 12:09:02 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:06:47 AM
hahahha,paghuman  ug panawag miadto pa jud sulod sa  fastfood ug didto gitiwas ang iyang  sapot..

wa ka arte ang security kay american citizen hadlok...

Hehehehe...... naku, ug ila nalang tana gipa-escortan ug mga gwardya dad-on sa presinto. Or nagtawag nalang tana jud ug pulis.
#1250
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:04:26 AM
hahahah,dili noh,wa gani ko kaila ana

Hmm... dili man to tinood si Peter. Naa lang gud mangil pangita, aron pag naa maatik... looy pud tawon. Member ra pud siguro diris TB.
#1252
Question and Answer / Re: What do you think?
October 11, 2010, 12:04:12 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:03:04 AM
basin wa nagpaila miadto sa mall nya nanuyo ug ingon ato.

Bahak! Lajo ra bay Vits. Maulawon mani ako mga neighbors.
#1253
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 11, 2010, 12:01:58 AM
pagpraktis para ready sa tanang higayon basin sadista diay to si peter

Bakit, ikaw ba si Peter? ;D ;D ;D
#1254
Question and Answer / Re: What do you think?
October 11, 2010, 12:00:59 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:48:23 PM
basin silingan na nimo lucky..

I wonder ::) Well-behaved man ako mga neighbors.
#1255
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:47:47 PM
hahahah,rolling eyes man  lucky

Napa-isip lang jud ko... ayaw ko maging favorite sa sadist.
#1256
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:54:51 PM
nakaingon siguro ni ug init2x ang iyaha kay paud 2x man

;D ;D ;D
#1261
Unja kon sumo ng pinabitaybitay, kani na pud



Note: Bugnaw kaajo labi pag winter, unja sa na freeze na lake maghimo
#1263
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:38:04 PM
perting lisura pud ni lucky ug maohon

Mao man nay imo ampay bay Vits ;)
#1266
Quote from: lumine on October 10, 2010, 11:15:14 PM
gamay pa man diay. pro kani ako,belle, kay ulitawong gamay na unya cge pa sunod-sunod.

Hehehe... ok ra na woi... maayo hinoon nga sa imo sya ma-influence kaysa uban.
#1268
Quote from: lumine on October 10, 2010, 10:48:49 PM
same jud,belle. if he can't hear my voice or see me for some minutes, ngita dayon. usahay ako bugawon to go out so he can play with his friends outside pro if dili ko mogawas,dili sad. how old is ur kid,belle?

Gamay pa oi, 13 months pa
#1269
Question and Answer / Re: What do you think?
October 10, 2010, 11:06:43 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:23:14 PM

hahahaha.taga america daw sya.basin kaila ninyo ha...

Grabe naman...ang daming... bu** at pu**** ina... sus me, nasuklam sa Pilipino, abay Filipino naman ang gamit ??? ::) ???
#1270
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
October 10, 2010, 10:44:58 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:42:00 PM
di noh!naay tiknik aron way fat.

Hmmm... mao ra na woi... rubbish
#1271
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 09, 2010, 10:24:14 PM
Kahinumdom man lang hinuon ta ni Lucky ani... Aw, painit lang gud ginagmay.

Oi, mga sadista ngano naman intawon nga giapil-apil naman ko nijo sa injo kasadista? Wa koy apil sa injo grupo noh.
#1272
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
October 10, 2010, 10:41:01 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:45:47 PM
chicharon na chicken skin,

Ewww... bad fat... hmmm... pero lami
#1273
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:33:34 PM
mao pud aron di ko mahago.reserve lang nako ni ug  tingkatugay na

Na mao man
#1274
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 10, 2010, 10:38:38 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 10:37:13 PM
Bitaw. Kay sa gikaingon na, ang bagyo adunay paglurang--ug ang tubol adunay pagkatagak...





;D

Sus, diri na oud niabot imo story telling
#1275
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 10, 2010, 10:37:41 PM
Quote from: windgate on October 10, 2010, 10:34:56 PM
Last week, a 60 plus year old woman checked into the Four Seasons Hotel in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for
escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Damon - a very handsome man with assortedphysical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt.... You get the picture.

She figured, what the heck, she'll give him a call.

"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, she thought he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she said, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my roomnumber 420 at the Four Seasons Hotel and give me one. No, wait,
I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"

He says, "Oh my God ... That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line. ;D ;D ;D






Ngeek! Bwahahahahaha... red face.. red face.. red face
#1276
Weird and Extreme / Re: World's Scariest Bridges
October 10, 2010, 10:34:21 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 09:25:20 PM
He he, this is guaranteed to scare the pants off of you...

Tsagdi lang naa man pud kas likod naho inig tabok... sal-on lang nya nimo ang nahushos na pants ;)
#1277
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:29:48 PM
wa man ko kaila anang imong gihisgutan

Ajaw nalang ila-ilaha bay
#1278
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 10, 2010, 10:23:30 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 09:57:42 PM
Mao bitaw nga dili na lang unta niya problemahon. Hunahunaon na lang niya nga it's part of the package. Sa iyang edad di na unta siya angay madismaya sa mga isyu kabahin sa kamasalad-on sa tawo ug sa kahaguka sa pagbati sa mga anak ni Eba...

Bwahahahaha ;D ;D ;D
#1279
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:14:14 PM
usa ka baryo ang dal-on nimo lucky?

Dili na ko kabanay bay.  Kay Mr. Watnut na
#1280
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:11:15 PM
ug ingon ani kadaghana di ba kaha mapusgay ang tinagoan tungod sa kadaghan

Wala pag gisugot ana bay...
Ang uban niuli huy-hoy ang bukton tawon



kani nasobrahan ug inom kay ngano daw nabastid sya
#1281


Nia nay nagdala ug kabanay kay mangasawa daw

#1282
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 10:06:12 PM
hahahaha,karon pa ko  kahibaw ani nga naa diay pultahan,.

Naa kaajo

#1283
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:52:47 PM
awg di na magpadugay dugay bai,sugot gyud na..hahahaha

Aw, shalan ba gud diay ni, nilinya pud diay ka sa among pultahan bay Vits? Wa man ka magtell para tagaan ka ug priority number.



Nia ay niabot na ni sila sa dalan ug luminya.. asa man ka ani?
#1284
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 09:49:17 PM
He he, mao diay daghang alaga nis Bay Vito kay atik man kaayo mamaba. Morag hapit na gani mosugot si Ms. Lucky...  ;D

Hala manong Hoboi, wala ra ba gyod makaingon si grandpa Vits... labi pa kay daghan daw ni sijang habibi... tsk..tsk..
#1285
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:47:12 PM
ampay diay nimo lucky ang baga ug ngabil.hahahahah.aw paak paakon pud aron magkamatis patas ang simod ;D

Dili mao bay Vits. Lips so soft ray ajo... dili nang nahinubra kabaga
#1286
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:47:12 PM
ampay diay nimo lucky ang baga ug ngabil.hahahahah.aw paak paakon pud aron magkamatis patas ang simod ;D

bwahahahahaa.... ingon nya ka ani



Ngil-ara sa, wa na nyay mohawok nimo kay mahadlok na abi pa unya Mr. Oink na pud ka ;D
#1287
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 10, 2010, 09:48:54 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 09:43:28 PM
He he, ang nakadaot lang sa iyang whole cow kay gisayonsayon lang og syomoy sa usa ka young bull...  :P

Asus, nganong gaproblema ba sija, nga niuli naman sa ija ang cow... Mag-andam ra gud sija ug kwartahan na buyer inig mobalik ang young bull... basin diay naay gusto mopalit pud ug young bull ;)
#1288
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 09:33:25 PM
Makit-an pa jud kinsay gagmayg pikoy...

Bwahahahahaha.......klarex nalang di gyod ka motungtong ani nga trono kay mahibaw-an sa uban na gamay kag pikoy ;D ;D ;D tawa ko tawa
#1289
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:35:34 PM
hahahha, ingon ani kabaga dugay hilisson ni lucky...dugay 2x na paak gyud mahitabo ani

Burag di na mahilis bay Vits, makubalan na pud nya imong ngabil ana haskan bag-ang ug humawok di pa mahurot... bwahahahaha ;D
#1290
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 10, 2010, 09:38:05 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 09:32:05 PM
Kon gusto siyag bata, kinilo na lang unta. He shouldn't have bought the whole cow.  :P

Maajo manag whole cow kay hinay-hinay ra ug hurot pwede tiil unay lapwahan.... unja sunod buwan inig buhi pa ang cow pwede ang isa napud ka tiil... Libre pa minti ug gatas. Inig sum-ulan pwede ihawon ibaligya. Makaginansya pa.
#1291
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:29:50 PM

hahahaha,perting looya diay aning tawhana kung maohon.



Kiss me my darling Vits... Oink! Oink!

Love,

Ms. Piggy
#1292
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 09:26:35 PM
paita pud na oi , di pa gwapo baga pa ug nawong, unsa kaha pud ang simod ani baga ba kaha pud?

Oi, panipisnipisa lang pud ang simod...kay inig hilabihan ra pud ka baga mamora na nyang baboy... samot di masugot ;D
#1293
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 10, 2010, 09:25:11 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 06:11:44 PM
The old fool deserves all that mental anguish and then some.

Wag naman manong Hoboi, just because he's 72.... he has still the right to love and to be love ;) Gamay nalang baja ija moments sa earth. Why not spend it with love and happiness? My good wishes for him... God bless the old guy ;)
#1294
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 10, 2010, 09:17:05 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 06:26:26 PM
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love. --Neil Gaiman


:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( hinay-hinay lang makarecover ra ka


#1295
Weird and Extreme / Re: World's Scariest Bridges
October 10, 2010, 09:09:20 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 08:43:08 PM
He he...





:o

Sus Marosep kani maoy pinakascary... hmm...pero I would love to try crossing this bridge ;)
#1296
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 10, 2010, 01:05:38 PM
^ that method is too cruel, imho. The guillotine is better: Quick & Painless.
The crashing of the blade will sever the spinal cord at the level of the C1&C2 , and upon impact, immediately severing the central nervous system's afferent and efferent signals to the rest of the body.

Hay naku lethal injection nalang... kasakit pud ani.
#1297
Quote from: lumine on October 10, 2010, 06:59:14 PM
mao lagi oy.maski pa igo ra ko mag-ilis ug napkin or malibang,mouban.

jajajajajajaja... aper day Lumine... mao sab ni ajo naagian.... unja pag naa ko hinumulan ija kusuhon.... ngee... hehehe... ambot ning bataa pag di gani ko makit-an bura mag-emew... adto ko kitchen adto pud...hehehe... di na ta kaatik ani nga daga kay uban uban man ....
#1298
Quote from: Lorenzo on October 10, 2010, 12:50:22 PM
hahaha. Ako galing baby pa ko, gi weened naman ko from my mother's milk at about 8 months. I was placed in promil , which is known for its effects in essential vitamins for infants. Ang effect ani is increased bone growth and high amount of essential vitamins ADEK and the rest of the continuum. Ahong igsoon baji , gi placed pood ni sija sa promil, as well as were my younger cousins.

As for the last of your post, Belle, sure ko imong baby dili lang na sija mo ingon ra 'how are you ma?'.

I am a solid believer child maturation processes in regards to parental presence and its effects being a strong parent-child relationship. Kining bata nga laki, mo develop man ni sila ug strong bond to their mothers even at later stages of development (not only during their pre-pubertal and adolescent years, but beyond). You see, a child (boy or girl) develops a special bond with his mother and the essential relationship of a caring mother results in a thriving baby. There are many cases of infants who were devoid of a caring mother figure, which resulted in children failing to thrive and had troubles with trust, as well as developed neurological sequelae (in their adult years). Essential man jud ning strong mother-child or father-child relationship (but there is a greater importance on the maternal relationship to the child, neuro-cognitively speaking).

Na, padayon jud ning imong relasyon sa imong anak na lalaki.

Extend a hug and kiss to your son for me. :)



Sure, naka abot imong hug ug kiss dong Bran.
#1299
Quote from: lumine on October 10, 2010, 12:48:15 PM
it's really true that when a baby is breastfed,close kaau sya sa iya mom. that's what happen to mamatt,dong. but at times,it's a bit irritating that i don't have the luxury of time to take a bath because matt is already looking for me or sometimes even follow me in the bathroom.

jajajajajajajaja...... ;D ;D ;D ;D just like my boy he is always following me maski sa bathroom... swear jud... I find it very funny ;D ;D ;D ;D
#1300
General Topic / Re: Do You Know How to Play "Dama"?
October 10, 2010, 05:47:44 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 10, 2010, 03:31:26 PM
Kon sa beach, pwede umang ang gamiton nga pieces. Sayon ra ni sila tudloan unsaon pag-move...





Kani lang ajo ay