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#1201
Family & Parenting / Re: If You Were My Wife
November 18, 2008, 07:24:53 PM
Gener, bro 'sensya ka na lang ha? Pag itranslate ko kasi ang kwentong to into Tagalog version wala na kwenta. Di ko alam kung may tatawa pa. Manay Tess SOS!
#1202
Aw, si Felix ba diay na? tiguwang na jod ko. Di na kaajo ko makaslong. Abi ko ug si Albert Einstein.
#1203
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: I'm an Addict
November 18, 2008, 06:31:27 PM
Ambot god kon tinood na. Ang pinakatinood nga akong nadunggan sa linguahenG hapon dili electro shocked kundili, ERECT TO SHOCK!
#1204
Philippine Education / Re: How To Do Mathematics Fast
November 18, 2008, 06:02:11 PM
Mao nay giingon bai nga 'there are many ways to kill a cat'. Mathematical problems offer infinite number of solutions within a multi-dimensional space. Meaning to say that there is a general solution to a problem. From the general solution, there is always the best particular solution available that will suit a particular need.

In example, the equation of a circle x2+y2=R2 is a general solution of the homgeneous differential equation yy'+x=0. From the general equation of the circle you can construct as many circles you can by assigning any arbitrary and real value of R . The real values of R could be infinite. However, if you need only to draw a circle with raduis R=2 for example, then you are particularizing a solution equivalent to x2+y2=4.
#1205
Family & Parenting / Re: If You Were My Wife
November 18, 2008, 05:15:53 PM
Pag kinawat kawat imong buhaton ato a ang thrill. Ug pasagdan ka na lang, wa na jamoy thrill. Para maundang na ang ingon anang buhata, ug ako ang natungdan, I will tell my wife the truth, that I am telling her lies, di ba? Sama sa magtiayon nga nagkalingaw ug away tungod kay sugarol kaayo ang laki,

ASAWA: Tan awa kanang imong mga anak ron, nagmokmok kay way gikaon. Gihatagan ti kaw ug kwarta aron ipalit ug bugas ug ginamos. Hain ra man to nga wa man kay napalit bisan ug tipasi.

BANA: Akong gisugal para unta makapalit tag fried chicken man lang, pero napildi ko.
ASAWA: Giingnan ta ka nga ajaw na ug sugal, undangi na nang imong bisyo, pero hangtod ron mao ka man gihapon. Sugod karon dili na ta mag dog. Diha kanas gawas, wa kay silbing bana ka. Diha ka na lang matog sa kilid sa atong anay diha sa silong.

BANA: Hon, ayaw baya tinud a nang imong gipangsulti, di man ko makatulog ug di ko katambid nimo. Promise na ko, di na ko magsugal.

ASAWA: Tinood? di ka na magsugal?
BANA: Cross my heart Hon, di na gyod ko mag sugal.

ASAWA: Unsa may imong pruweba nga di ka na jod magsugal.
BANA: Hon, PUSTAHAN pa ta, di na gyod ko.
#1206
Kaming mga wanggets ,wa na jod mi physical exercise kay hadlok na mi mabali an ug bukog kay nangahumok na man. Puro dynamic tension na lang parehas sa 'Taichi o di ba Yoga'.
#1207
General Topic / Re: Withdrawal Method
November 18, 2008, 04:55:58 PM
Maayo sab ni ingnon nato ug withdrawal method in some other way. Ipagawas ng injong mga sip on diha sa pagkinatawa..Yehhhhe!!!!
#1208
Philippine Education / Re: Rafael Palma College Reunion
November 16, 2008, 02:26:03 PM
Sa sunod golden jubille na lang ko motambong ha? Pasensya na nga naulahi ko sa balita.
#1209
Introduce Yourself / Re: What is your present profession?
November 16, 2008, 02:15:58 PM
Ako book keeper. Tigtigum sa gibukbuk nga kamote ilawog sa among baboy.
#1210
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
November 16, 2008, 09:47:35 AM
Saging gituslo sa ginamos.
#1211
Love Talk / Re: Do Women Need Men?
November 16, 2008, 09:46:48 AM
Haaay...kalisud ning biniyaan sa palad!!!
#1212
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas ang Inyung Gibati
November 16, 2008, 09:42:01 AM
I am away from my family today! Am hosting a property fair of the company. Ngotngot kaajo.
#1213
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas ang Inyung Gibati
November 15, 2008, 06:22:42 PM
Tabi sa mo kay gakalibanga ko.
#1214
I agree that putting up a legal gamblers game in a place is not a way of putting off the illegal ones in the same place. Grazie, you have your point there, that doing so reflects the inefficiency of the authorities to eradicate the illegal games like swetres in Bohol or jueteng here in Luzon. The young congressman from Bohol just shows his immaturity in using Dato 'Macapagal' Arroyo as his reference. Although his colleague in congress represents one of the congressional districts in Bicol, he hailed from Pampanga, the illegal gambling capital of the Philippines. If the proponent is serious in doing his assignment, he should have done his research observations in Pampanga. Pampanga now has several STL outlets, but still the jueteng games proliferate in that area taxing the last cents of the marginalized people. Why can't they stop jueteng in that area? Because the financiers are also the franchisees of the STLs in that place. What happen now in that place with the presence of STLs, is that more jueteng operations are drawn in broad daylight as guise of STL outlets. Kung sobra sobra na ang pera sa kada pamilyang Bol-anon, why not, but not now. Why don't our leaders think of some productive ventures other than gambling?
#1215
Philippine Education / Re: How To Do Mathematics Fast
November 15, 2008, 05:27:32 PM
       x= number of pigs
108-x=number of chickens

To count the total number of feet, we arrive at an equation
4x+2(108-x)=300

Solving for x, we obtain x=42 pigs and therefore
108-x=66 chickens

Check for number of feet
         66x2=132 Chicken feet (daghang adidas?)
    +   42x4=168 Pig feet (daghang pata?)

  Total feet=300

Do we have to use square root? Please show to us.
#1216
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
November 15, 2008, 11:52:52 AM
Purbeda ning kalakiha tighujop hujop tag sugnod. Nasunog hinoon akong kilay! Naa bay mag tatto diha? Ipa tatto nalang ni. Hu hu hu!!!
#1217
Love Talk / Re: Do Women Need Men?
November 15, 2008, 11:47:07 AM
O babae, LARAWAN ka ng isang ina!
LARUAN ka ng isang ama. Bow!
#1218
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What did you do today?
November 15, 2008, 11:42:44 AM
Just roaming around today doing routine inspections.
#1219
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: I'm an Addict
November 15, 2008, 11:20:42 AM
Parehas pod to sa na addict ug panirador. Napasmo kay sige ra man siyag atang atang sa ilawom sa kahoy. Nag bantay nga naay mo hop nga langgam. Unya iyang tiradoron. Girehab sa mental for six months. Mora nag nauli an na sija after six months. But before the doctor sign his release paper,  kinahanglan ipasa nya ang final oral exam. Wa siya makapasar. Gipa extend pa siya. Ngano man? Mao ni nahitabo sa final oral exam nija.

DOCTOR to the patient: Doy, maayo na man lagi ka.
PATIENT: Opo doc, wa na man koy diperensya.
DOCTOR: Gusto mo nang mopauli sa inyoha.
PATIENT: Opo doc, gimingaw na kaajo ko sa amoa.
DOCTOR: Kinsa may imong gikamingawan jod.
PATIENT: Akong hinigugma doc nga gwapa kaajo.
DOCTOR: Ug magkita na mo, unsa may imong buhaton niya?
PATIENT: Gakson ko sija doc ug hagkan.
DOCTOR: Unya, unsay sunod mong buhaton niya?
PATIENT: Akong hubaron ijang sinina dok pati bra.
DOCTOR: Sige ipadayon, unya?
PATIENT: Tangtangon nako ijang panti dok.
DOCTOR: Di wa na siyay saplot?
PATIENT: Maghubo na sab ko dok.  Huboon sab akong panteng de garter.
DOCTOR: Unya unsa na may sunod niana?
PATIENT: Kuhaon ko ang garter sa ijang pante ug ahong pante dok.
DOCTOR: Unsaon man nimo tong mga garter sa pante.
PATIENT: Akong himoon dok ug tirador kay daghang langgam sa amoa.

Question: If your were the doctor, will you release your patient? or if you were the patient, will you  release your doctor?  Ay naunsa na ba ni, pate ako natakdan na hinoon. LOL
#1220
Weird and Extreme / Re: Man Pregnant Again
November 15, 2008, 10:41:24 AM
Tama ka jod Grazie!
#1221
General Topic / Re: Withdrawal Method
November 15, 2008, 10:38:43 AM
He he he, palamoot sad mo diha. Bwa ha ha...

Rape na pod ta ini.

LAWYER  to the victim: How did you feel when the male sexual organ entered into your vagina?
Court INTERPRETER to the victim: Unsa man kunoy imong gibati sa pag sulod sa ORGAN sa lalaki diha sa imong b*l*t?
VICTIM (not so familiar with English words, sobbing): Hu hu hu hu! Gitabangan na jod ko ninjong tanan. Kamong mga lalaki pareparehas lang jod mong tanan. Ako na ang nabiktima gi ulaw ulawan pa jod ko ninjo. Hu hu hu hu! Unsa man ang injong pagtan aw diay nako? Simbahan sa Quiapo? Nga dagko kaajog pwerta?
LAWYER: Why did you say so?
INTERPRETER: Ngano man kuno nga niingon ka man niana?
VICTIM: Niingon ka man jod nga maarang ang ORGAN sa ahong b*l*t. Di kana tinuod oi!
LAWYER: Then tell us the truth.
INTERPRETER: Sige, isulti kuno ang kamatuoran.
VICTIM: Sa pagkatinuod atorni, dili ORGAN ang nisulod sa akong b*l*t oi kundi FLUTE!

Ngok...ngok...ngok!!!


#1222
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
November 15, 2008, 10:22:32 AM
Oi kalami, sigi na Angie ajaw ug dugaya ha? Bisan ug konti lang, kana bang konti container ba.
#1223
Public Domain Download / Re: Married or Single
November 15, 2008, 10:20:04 AM
Ang medyas diri, mao nay 'Condom' protection sa kwan. Kanunay diay kag soot ug medyas sa imong waswit? LOL
#1224
Ug ako pa si Gloria, this is the right time for me to clear my name and restore the confidence of the people against my administration. I have to pursue the case, entrap those who are involved with the scam, and put them to jail.
#1225
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
November 15, 2008, 07:52:30 AM
Aruruy....nasunog ahong kilay...tan awa sa basin ug maora nag alien akong itsura.
#1226
Philippine Education / Re: UB anybody?
November 15, 2008, 07:39:24 AM
Kaila ka ana niya? Pangamusta ako. Taga Dimiao ka ba? Daghan kog amigo sa Dimiao.
#1227
Philippine Education / Re: How To Do Mathematics Fast
November 14, 2008, 05:25:55 PM
Quote from: calle on November 14, 2008, 02:19:06 PM
Bright jud ning mga taga guindulman ug math da.. na koy amigo (dili man to enhinyero, so dili to ikaw) taga guindulman, bright pud math.. mata-matahun ra namu ng physics, analytic geometry ug calculus.. ang algebra pirting sayuna.. magpijong na mi hapit.. (manghambug na lang ko kay dili ra ba ko apil sa pmo) pag college nako, ako malouy sa amung mga classmates nga taga ubang probinsya.. sila bilib jamu naho kay matamatahun lagi jud ang college algebra.. lol


Bitaw friend, sa akoa kinahanglang gyod ug devotion ang math aron makat unan ang tanang pamaagi unsaon pag solvar sa problema. Ika nga there are many ways to kill a cat. Didto na ko ka realize nga much behind ang Pinas sa math compared to other countries when I took up my graduate and post graduate studies abroad. Makamao ang mga Pinoy pero mas mabagal kay sa iba.
#1228
Philippine Education / Re: How To Do Mathematics Fast
November 14, 2008, 05:09:06 PM
So the sum of the digits is 6 which is divisible by 3. Then the possible divisor of the given binary number is 3. Tricky!
#1229
Weird and Extreme / Re: Man Pregnant Again
November 14, 2008, 02:07:06 PM
There's really nothing unusual about it! Whether or not she became a man by removing her breast mound, the female genetalia is still intact.
#1230
Philippine Education / Re: How To Do Mathematics Fast
November 14, 2008, 01:59:09 PM
For those who are interested to know higher mathematics, you may follow the link of the portion of the book I've written in Differential Equations. The particular link covers the section where differential equations is applied in hydrodynamics.


http://f1.grp.yahoofs.com/v1/0AUdSSUIsZZhFrO1TtqnazykVEoK27gpHjWVwyLb3MHLOYAnbuBawRxnoJssMvqP_VgYRO-OaLPFx0vNPmlvPQ/DE%20PP%2075-.doc
#1231
Wow, what a beauty! Very prestine!
#1232
Philippine Education / Re: How To Do Mathematics Fast
November 14, 2008, 01:43:18 PM
Cal, nabiktima ka dagdag bawas. Naa na ba nang kabuanga kaniadto. Sayang Cal parehas unta ta rong engineer. Good luck and God Bless you my dear friend. Apil ka na lang diri sa mga hwego nila basig may makat unan pa ta.
#1233
Philippine Education / Re: UB anybody?
November 14, 2008, 01:23:46 PM
Siya jud to nga taga Dimiao? Nauna siya ug duha ka tuig.
#1234
Philippine Education / Re: How To Do Mathematics Fast
November 14, 2008, 01:21:29 PM
Quote from: fdaray on November 14, 2008, 01:05:10 PM
Simple Math facts.

Even number x even number = even number        6 x 8= 48
Odd number x odd number = Odd number             7 x 3= 21
Odd number x even number =even number           7 x 4 =28

The above fact cannot hold true for divisions.
#1235
Philippine Education / Re: How To Do Mathematics Fast
November 14, 2008, 01:18:04 PM
Quote from: fdaray on November 14, 2008, 12:56:23 PM
Is 101011011  a composite number ?

What number can divide? Answer in 3 seconds.


If this is not mathematricks, the only answer is one.
#1236
Philippine Education / Re: UB anybody?
November 14, 2008, 11:09:23 AM
UB pod ko. Di na lang nako isulti ug kanus-ang year kay ing non unya ko ninyo nga tiguwang na. Schoolmate ko si Atty. Lagunay sa una. Sa School of Arts and Science sija ug ako pod sa College of Civil Engineering. Maayong laki ni siya. Kanunay god ko kapildi sa forensics. Labi na jod sa oratorical and expetempraneous speaking, hawod ni siya way makapildi. Sa Mathematics ko lang siya napildi kay wa man siya moapil. LOL
#1237
Public Domain Download / Re: Nganong Nalipong Ka?
November 14, 2008, 09:49:53 AM
Mao siguro na siya, gituliling kay dako man ang buwan karon.
#1238
Public Domain Download / Re: Nganong Nalipong Ka?
November 14, 2008, 09:23:01 AM
Dako na bag buwan ron bai? Nalipong ko kon ngano nga si Mirriam was so weak in throwing strong and intellegent questions for Bolante. Morag pinugngan ang iyahang baba.
#1239
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Asa da bohol inyo?
November 14, 2008, 09:17:16 AM
Taga diin ako? Dili ako tagadiin, tagapindot lang. Joke, joke, joke!!!

Bitaw, taga Guindulman ko mga sano, mga sana. Now and forever jod.

Maajong buntag ninjong tanan dinha! Bow.
#1240
Unja niingon pa sija nga ang Malacanang kuno has nothing to do sa appointment niya as Usec sa DA. Kalami ba patyon sa iyang pag botbot. Ug susion nato ang iyang mga credentials, he is totally unqualified to handle that position. Sa style lang ng management niya bagsak na sija.
#1241
Philippine Education / Re: How To Do Mathematics Fast
November 14, 2008, 08:18:23 AM
A nice try my friend! Only the Visayans can solve that problem anywhere in this world using harmonic motions as applied in music. Try this again using my clue.
#1242
Yon ang akala nya! He's just passing the buck to other people who are the recepients of the controversial fund without thinking that his answers were clearly self incriminating. Releasing of that fund from his Department without any inkling of monitoring or following up how the money is being spent is a gross negligence of duty they sworn into office. That's broadly a dereliction of duty, is it?
#1243
Sometime, my colleagues were so curious and ask me where I graduated my undergrad. I just answered, "UB".

"Aha, parehas pala tayo, UP rin kami. Anong year ka ba graduate?"
"Hindi ako UP, UBE.", as I emphasized my answer.
"Oh, yes, are you from Bohol?"

Then I nod for confirmation.

No doubt the Tagalogs know where I came from because of the word 'Ube'.
Thanks God for this very wonderful root crop very popular in Bohol! It really gives me a sense of pride.
#1244
General Topic / Re: Withdrawal Method
November 14, 2008, 12:41:52 AM
Dugangan pa ni nato Bai BNC ha?

EMCEE: Here now comes the beauty candidate from Mindanao! Miss Mindanao, would you mind telling us your plans should you will win this beauty contest?

Miss Mindanao:  Hmmm....I hab mani plants Sir.
EMCEE: Aha...go ahead. Tell us all of them.
Miss Mindanao: In Cagayan de Oro Sir, we hab tomato, in Cotabato we hab fine afol, in Dabaw we hab Durian.
EMCEE: Ok, thank you Miss Mindanao. A big hand for Miss Mindanao!

Commotion...commotion...commotion

EMCEE: Next, candidate is Miss Visayas! Miss Visayas, would you mind telling us your favorite color?
Miss Visayas: My favorite color Sir is Vermilion Red.
EMCEE: Can you spell your favorite color?
Miss Visayas: Ahe...hmmm...pwede ba sir red na lang?
EMCEE: Go ahead Miss Visayas.
Miss Visayas: Red, R...I...D, Red
EMCEE: Emmm...thank you Miss Visayas.

Commotion...commotion...commotion!!!

EMCEE: And last but not the least, our candidate from Luzon!!!  Miss Luzon, you are looking so gorgeous tonight.
Miss Luzon: Think you sir.
EMCEE: Miss Luzon, if ever you win this beauty contest tonight, would you mind saying few words of appreciation to the audience?
Miss Luzon: Hmmm...The honorable judges an to all of you here, think you so much. I em hapi to invite you all to eat my house to celebrate. My father died two carabaos, one boy and one girl to eat you all. Think you.

Hu hu hu



#1245
Bai kana kon laki ang GRO. Pero sa mga class nga GRO mao ni siyay gitawag ug
Girl for Rent Overnight.
#1246
Philippine Education / Re: How To Do Mathematics Fast
November 13, 2008, 11:45:20 PM
You are exactly right! Kini 370=1320?
#1247
Bolingit...you exactly hit the point. I agree with you 100%. That's exactly the kind of leader that this country needs!
#1248
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: I'm an Addict
November 13, 2008, 11:17:34 PM
Mao kay matuskig ka na man didto. Basin hinoon ug maaddict ka sa ice. Magkanunay kag siyagit ug kantag, "Ice, ice Baby!"  "Ayos, ayos, Baby!"
#1249
Introduce Yourself / Re: Picture of Yourself
November 13, 2008, 11:13:26 PM
Quote from: lumine on November 13, 2008, 02:16:46 PM
like lolo,like apo. ;D

Like lolo, like apo. Parehang kalbo. Bow!
#1250
Philippine Education / Re: How To Do Mathematics Fast
November 13, 2008, 11:03:04 PM
Morag ganahan ko niining inyong discussion da. Mga tricks nga makalingaw sa ulo. Contribute ko niini ha? Simple lang pang hwego.

Prove that 1060=1100.

Here's the trick. Since the above mathematical model is an equation, we have to follow the rule on how to evaluate simple equations. If you add any thing to the left side,  the same thing shall be added to the right side of the equation. Let us see how you can prove this. I need your help.
#1251
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
November 13, 2008, 05:05:57 PM
Nagoow pa ko ug unsay akong panihapon ron. Nahurot na man god namo ug panurok ang kamotehan sa among bukid. Ang bulanghojan sad namo gipamalhinan ug kabaw. Ambot ug naa pay maibot didto. Magsaka na lang sa ko ug lawgon pang sudan sa dinung ag nga bulanghoy. Haaay... kalisud ning atong kinabuhi karon!
#1252
Bible Study / Re: Minute Meditations
November 13, 2008, 04:58:18 PM
Lord thank you for giving me this wisdom that to others I can share Your message, my heart that to others I can continue to share Your love, my hands that to other I can continue to extend Your help, and my feet that to others I can continue to stand for their sake. Because Lord I am really nothing without you. Thank you Lord for giving me this life as Your present without any condition and this I offer You for others sake in the name of Your Son Jesus Christ. Amen
#1253
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: I'm an Addict
November 13, 2008, 03:30:57 PM
Bwad, ang programa sa sex addiction ay tetestingin ka. Pero ang mga test nila dili written puro oral na. Moangay ka ba dinha?
#1254
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: I'm an Addict
November 13, 2008, 03:21:45 PM
Aha...alam ko na. Di ba si Sex Cortez?
#1255
Public Domain Download / Re: Married or Single
November 13, 2008, 03:18:26 PM
Quote from: Angie Gulle on November 13, 2008, 11:32:02 AM
Agree jud ko nimo Bulak. Ako pa medyasan usahay akong bana :)

Oi, Angie lain ra ba nang medyasan diri sa atoa. Basta lain jod na. Sa mag asawa dili na kinahanglan nga mag medyas pa. Sa lain kinahanglan jod.
#1256
General Topic / Re: Kobe or Jordan? Kobe or LeBron?
November 13, 2008, 03:05:31 PM
Pare pareho silang magaling. Sa dekada lang sila nagka deperensya. Si Jordan dekada 90's, si Kobe unang dekada sa 2000, mientras si Lebron James, para sa sunod nga dekada. The good thing for them is that they have different styles in playing the game unique from each other. Mas lamang si Jordan kasi multi-awarded sya as MVP.
#1257
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
November 13, 2008, 02:51:05 PM
Ang pan nga makapanohot, "panot".
#1258
Bwad lajo ra na...ang buot nijang ipasabot ang ijaha kuno doesn't age, di ba? He he he1
#1259
Introduce Yourself / Re: Picture of Yourself
November 13, 2008, 01:44:34 PM



Ngok...ngok...ngok... with My apo!
#1260
I remember when Carlos P. Romulo was about to be married with his second wife in the name of Beth Day, a known international journalist. News reporters saw there was a mismatch, or a big contrast between the two. Romulo stood just below the shoulder of Beth Day kay mobo man siya. Another one concerns about their age gap. Si Romulo tiguwang na mientras si Beth Day napakabata pa. One reporter dared ask Romulo a question, "Sir bakit si Beth Day ang napili mong pakasalan, napakabata pa niya, di ba?"

Sagot ni CPR sa kanya, "Oh, age doesn't matter as long as the matter doesn't age." Tama ba ako?
Is it really true that the matter does'nt age?
#1261
Mao nga sa karon, our country is really in need of new breed of leaders who could lead this small country for good. We need to stop traditional politics which we knew are dirty and self serving. Enough of them! Sobra na! Sobra na nga, gusto pa nila sobra sobra pa. Asa naman ta intawon paingon kon mao gihapong ning kalakiha?
#1262
Ms da Binsi, unsa na pod ang imong isyot isyot diha? Mao ba nay gitawag nga, "isdang b***t'?
#1263
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
November 13, 2008, 01:16:39 PM
Ang pan nga may templa ug asin, ang tawag nyan ay "pandesal"
Ang pan nga may templang gatas, ay "pan de letse"
Ang pan nga may laman nga kopra, ay "pan de coco"
Ang pan nga may laman nga cheese, ay " masarap"
Ang pan nga may laman nga tawo, ay "pan tyon"
Ang pan nga may laman nga mga tawo, ay "pan tranco"
Ang pan nga makalupad ay, "pan am"

Ano pa ba?
#1264
Gi neglect nila ang duty nila basta masiguro lang ang ilang mga cuts, di ba?
#1265
Bitaw, ang kapubrihon natong mga Pinoy/Pinay nag sugod kini sa panahon pa ni presidenteng MLQuezon. Di niya gusto nga masakop ta sa Amerika sa panahon niya. Matud pa niya," I prefer to see my country in hell governed by a Filipino rather than to see my country in heaven governed by the Americans." Unsa namay nahitabo nato karon? Pordoy. Mag antos na lang ta sa panarbaho sa gawas bisag mingaw kaajo.
#1266
Love Talk / Re: Don't mess with Italians
November 13, 2008, 01:03:06 PM
Bwa ha ha...Mao na buwad...Kanan mga Italiang Pinay...Bisan ug naked sila kanunay ambot lang kaha ug puniton nimo.
#1267
Ipagawas na na kay unjag mahinog di na green...manilaw na na mora ug gi hepa.
#1268
Sakay sab ko. Go go go...
#1269
Mao nay gitawag ug gross negligence of duty.
#1270
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: History sa canhaway pls
November 13, 2008, 12:52:19 PM
Mao pod nay gigamit sa mga dalagang probinsiyana Bwad. Sa una naninguha ko ug daga sa Candijay. Nananghid usa ko sa amahan nga makipagestorya sa iyang anak. Kahibalo ko nga naa siya sa sulod sa ilang balay. Unya gitawag siya sa iyang tatay aron moatubang nako. Wa gyod moatubang nako. gilili sa iyang tatay sa kwarto. Wa na kuno diha. Unsa diay nga nag padakin as man diay sa ilang sag ob nga gisandig sa bintana sa ilang kusina. Aruuuuy...
#1271
Oi, Angie ha? ikaw jod ha? HMMMM...kabalo sad diay ka ha.
#1272
Cal, purbida jod ni si Bolante, matud nija wa kuno sijay labot ug ang kwartang gi reles nja gikurakot sa mga LGU. Kinahanglan kuno ang mga LGU magexplain. Mao na ba nay sistema nila. Basta manghatag lang sila ug kwarta di na nila susi on ug unsa nay nahitabo sa pag gamit niini?
#1273
Public Domain Download / Re: Married or Single
November 13, 2008, 11:11:44 AM
Ms da Binsi, unsa may imong ipasabot sa XP. Di na modok dok sa XP mag upgrade na ug lain. Ang boot bang ipasabot sa XP, eh X Partner, o di ba X Papa? Palitan na ug bag o kanang Vesta? Vesta gwapa, vesta lami kaajog lawas? Kanang morag coca cola body? Of course not in can.
#1274
Love Talk / Re: Don't mess with Italians
November 13, 2008, 11:01:02 AM
Oi, pastilan ka nindot nila! Mga gwapa pa jod! Please Manoy wake up! diay daghang gwapang chicks diri. Di parehas sa mga Italian diri sa Pinas, mga kulot ug buhok unya mga itom pa!
#1275
Ang sibol sa gaymay mong mga tarorot
Subang sa adlaw sila mitan aw
Hamog ug patak sa ulan gipang uhaw
Ma ipakita lamang ang ilang pagka anindot

#1276
Mga bweset nga politiko. Daugan unta silag dakong troso nga Balite aron sila mga pislat tanan!
#1277
General Topic / Re: Withdrawal Method
November 13, 2008, 10:40:42 AM
Alelluya...Nagkaluya na sab ko..Haaaay!!!
#1278
Public Domain Download / Re: Married or Single
November 13, 2008, 10:35:56 AM
Lindy, more power to you kung saan kaman karon!
#1279
General Topic / Re: Withdrawal Method
November 13, 2008, 10:27:10 AM
Buwa ha ha ha...sakit akong tiyan!!!!
#1280
Public Domain Download / Re: Married or Single
November 13, 2008, 10:23:45 AM
Mao na si Lindy. Gusto mag upgrade kay wa nay power, tikoko na. Kuwang na sa memory kay gi ango ango na man. Hoi, kamo ha?
#1281
I cant forget GBush for the Bush Fires in the US.
#1282
Very predictable na ang resulta dinha Cal. I don't want to waste my time for that moro-moro and grandstanding tactics of the politicians. Mag eeleksyon na mao nga pa indigay na lang ug ininglesay for publicity and image building.
#1283
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
November 13, 2008, 09:44:04 AM
Target lang tawon ko ron. Gitarget naho sa akoang tudlo ang asin sa platito. Suwa sa kan on.
#1284
Public Domain Download / Re: Married or Single
November 13, 2008, 09:39:51 AM
Unsa na man sad nang upgrade? Mora man nag computer, para dugangan ang power? o memory?
#1285
Gamay ra diay ang atoang share? Ngano man na? Sa iyang pagkagamay, wa na nato makita. Asa na man to? Mukhang tamimi ang gobernador ug mga congressmen sa Bohol. They need to explain where the money goes? To the farmlands? To the drainage? To their pockets?
#1286
General Topic / Re: Withdrawal Method
November 13, 2008, 09:23:25 AM
Oi, na a koy i share ninyo. Dili man siguro ni offensive. Bahin ra ni sa panan aw sa tawo sa usa ka butang nga inyong ipawidraw. This is all about how one defines the male sexual organ. Depende kasi na sa imong upbringing aron nimo ma describe o ma define ang usa ka butang, di ba?

"Alright class," sabi ng teacher ng isang Biology Class, "give me your definition of a penis (hmmm)."

these are what they anwered:

Student A: (a son of a military general) "A penis is like a gentleman. It salutes when he sees a beautiful lady."

Student B: (a bading) "A penis is like a gossip, it passes from one mouth to the other."

Student C: (a son of a banker) "A penis is like a bank, it losses its interest when it withdraws."

Tanong: Kinsa nila ang korek?

#1287
Hi, Ms da Binsi, this is Bosoy your nice webnet buddy! Enjoy your surfing and have a nice day!
#1288
I feel  the softness of things dwells now inside my aging body. gusto ko na ang mga 'soft spoken' words. gusto ko na ang mga 'soft touches'. gusto na motan aw ug mga 'soft opera'. Basta, I don't really understand nganong malambot na ako. Is that really a sign of aging?
#1289
Lindy, tinood nang imong gisulti. Mao jod nay nahitabo diri. Ang ingon sa ubang tawo, mag ampo na lang ta aron mausab ang ilang hunahuna. Sa pagka tinuod dili na ko makama o mag ampo sa binisaya. Ang akong ampo, puro iningles na. Kamo sad siguro, di ba? Sa daghang nag ampo gamit ang iniglis, nakaingon ang ginoo nga ang mga amerikano ang nangayo kaniya. Mao nga sa Amerika nya gisabwag ang grasya, wa na diri sa atoa.
#1290
Sa ako lang, para dili makadaog tong kandidatong kwartahan dawaton ang ihatag nilang kwarta. Unya sa presento, consensya na ang gamiton para iboto ang tamang kandidato matud pa ni bnc. Kining prosesoha magkinahanglan gyod ug oras para sa intensive information campaign to educate the voters in the right exercise of the right to vote. We can start this step from our members of the family, close relatives, and neighbors.
#1291
Another Moro-moro in the making!!!
#1292
That's right Cal. He has his own style of corruption.
#1293
Ms da Bins, nakataghap ra gani ko.
#1294
MDV, Ngano man diay ug tawgon ko nimo niaana. Ganahan man sab ko.
#1295
Women close their eyes when being kissed in preparation for the opening of their legs! Ngek! Sorry Ha?
#1296
Jojo Binay knows how to play the game of Robin Hood to alleviate the living conditions of the marginalized citizens of Makati. Being poor from his beginning, that feeling still reverberates inside his heart that all he has in his dreams is to free the people from the knuckles of poverty brought about by the gross exploitation of the elite few. We just wish him good luck for now!
#1297
Sensitivity to me is  a very relative subject depending on a given situation. One may be sensitive for others who are in dire need. How could you turn your back  when your brother is in dire need for assistance? The best thing that one could do is to offer a helping hand no matter how simple it is. This is where sensitivity becomes an asset. This reflects a good behaviour of a good Samaritan. On the other hand, one might become insensitive when that same person is asking for  help all the time. Although it would be hard to imagine how it hurts to say no, especially when this peson is a close relative, insensitivity here is still considered an asset. Why? Because you enable this person to think for ways to learn how to stand by his own feet and become independent in the end.
#1298
Bible Study / Re: Funny is it not?
November 12, 2008, 07:23:09 PM
Funny, how everyone keeps busy opening the cell phones for rumors and text messages while leaving unopen the true messages of God in the Bible. Funny, is it?
#1299
What a nice idea! Sige gaw pohon magkita ta. I am with you during the preparations of the feasibility studies on certains projects that have to be undertaken by the Proposed Cooperative. Kailangan mapagaralan itong mabuti on what plan of actions are we going to formulate to make this noble idea successful.
#1300
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: History sa canhaway pls
November 12, 2008, 06:02:46 PM
Rald, Gaw naunsa ka naman diha. Mora mag imo kong girekomendar ni Buwad sa ilang banda. Sa una ra to daghan kog namaohang kanta. Pero karon di na ko kakanta ug way lyrics. Ug pakantahon ko, di na gyod ko. Mas gusto ko pang magkawos na lang ug tubing gamit ang saling-ay o di ba sag ob.