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Quote from: hubag bohol on March 07, 2010, 08:16:27 PM
Bathroom troubles


Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, 'Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.' The second old man says, 'You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps.' Finally the third old man speaks up, 'Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up.'

Bwahaha, way blema si Manong!!! 

Two great "dirty" jokes, bwahahaha!!!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 08, 2010, 10:30:49 AM
since when did you get married??

Bwahaha. Mangurat man ka MDB!

Wa na lang nimo usaha mga prayers Brad Enz... Prayer for Husband & Wife, A Prayer For Couples, Married Couple's Prayer. Redundant  unja lisod pajud pangitaon mga thread. Ajo na lang diay ka ni subscribe nako finally sa TB Round The Clock Balita di najud ko malipat hahaha!!!!

1. diyes lang ang pamasahe, kandong libre pa? -- singko raman gani  

6. ARCEGAS at ESCOLTA ang shoppingan sa bansa? -- SM was only a small shoe store, kapalit baja kog sapatos didto, mga 1968 bwahaha

7. diyes lang ang isang basong taho? -- unsay diyes ba? singko ra jud tawon kada adlaw ko kaon ana sa gamay pako, sa Sampaloc pa mi pujo!

9. chocnut, bukayo at kending vicks ang pinag-gagastusan mo ng sinko mo? -- senyorita pod ug binangkal, ug uban pa, like white rabbit

10. Sarsi -- kini tag singko pani, while coke/pepso tag 10 centavos

16. anim na numero lang ang kailangan mong tandaan para tawagan ang kaibigan mo? -- sa tagbilaran kay 4, ila tawag kay ITT

21. sinkwenta sentimos lang ang pa-gupit? -- di ba to bayntsingko?

22. pinagtatawanan ang kalbo? -- Aguuuuy pareglaha!!!

25. lalaki pa noon si Ernie Maceda at Sonny Osmena? -- Bwahahahahaha!!!!

28. payat na payaaaaaattt ka pa noon?  -- 200 pounds ago?!!

33. si Dolphy matanda na, hanggang ngayon buhay pa at nag aanak pa? -- Pacifica Palapay movie, maa-an paman ganig b***t
                 

Hinan-awon man unta kog sine, kada Lunes, pero wa man ko kakita ani ehehehe. Blind Side ug Inglorius Basterd ray akong nakita sa mga niadoug

Akong gebuhat? Mao pajoy pagkahuman nakog comment sa usa ka thread (Davao City Water District) kay naibog kos ilang achievement hehehehe

Wow! Posible pa jud diay gehapon wad-on ang graft and corruption nga naka infiltrate na (and seemingly perpetuating) sa moral fabric sa atong Filipino society (ajaw na lang tong sa ubang nasud, except the worst ones, kay mas lami naman ilang panginabuhi ug mas desente pa kay sa atoa)... if ONLY there's a will, and if we decide still to look at INTEGRITY as a sought-after virtue.  Are we people of integrity? Are you a person of integrity? Buotan ug kasaligan bisag way nagtan-aw o nakakita?

Bwahahahaha! This is way too funny!

Taasa ba diay ani... unja 5 pa jud ka reasons.

Ako kay usa raman.

Nagpari!!!

Bwahehehehe 

Kalooy sa Dios wa pa jud... God has been good!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 08, 2010, 11:46:43 AM

hahahha!

Chicky akong banana di jud mangihi sa kilid2x labi na ug mag long drive mi, di bisan kabuthonon na ang pantug di jud mangihi ug di kaselyas! hahahha! ana unta noh?

Ngihi man gani kog karsones, karsada pa kaha!!! (JoK) Ngana jud bitaw unta, ur banana is ripe, aw right diay!!! 

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 08, 2010, 10:35:59 AM

unsaon pag desiplina ang mga tawo nga puro busy na ang mga opisyales. lajo pa gani kaajo ang election na busy na imbis mag akatar sa lungsod.

If Singapore can do it why cant we Filipinos do it?

Katingalahan ang mga Pinoy ug naa sa lain nga nasud, nganong mi sunod man ug rules? labi na ang paglabay sa mga basura bisan asa?

Kitang mga Pinoy adunay "saints abroad" complex.... buotan jamo sa gawas, pero sulod sa kaugalingong balay kay spoiled jamo, nagsalig ni tatay ug nanay hahaha. Mao sad kong mo abroad... buotan jamo mag sunod2x ug rules sa laing nasud, pero inig uli sa atoa, takilid dajon sa paril morag laki na iro... morag dunay mission statement: magsabwag ug lagim, aw, alisngaw sa anso diay!!! Hahahaha! 

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 08, 2010, 10:41:12 AM

esmangil, didto ka naniudto para imbitahon ka! hahaha!

Gapapugos kintahay bwahaha!!! Tinuod bitaw... gipugos ko nga adto daw ko tan-aw

Quote from: BedoAdoSalada on March 08, 2010, 09:51:36 AM
Salamat Padz Roel.  Naka tapad siguro to anang number 6.  hehe

You mean Number Sexy?!!

Quote from: fdaray on March 08, 2010, 08:24:22 AM
Ang  makahugaw sa bisan asang lugar ang mga basura. Mahina ang disposal  sa mga basura. Ikaduha, ang mga Pinoy wala pay deseplina  unsaon pagdispose sa mga malata ug dili malata, isagol lang gihapon  Inig human ug kaon sa biscuits ilabay dayon ang wraper bisan asa.

Unya ang anso nga nangalisngaw, asa man nato ni isuksok nga diskusyon deri ahihihi

Happy Birthday. Koddie. I know now why you're a special person... basta lagi March ba!!! Ato2x ra na Kods...

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on March 07, 2010, 01:34:31 AM
North of Tagbilaran, from Cortes to Tubigon and farther, especially that the proposed international cruise ship port (first phase currently under construction) is in Catagbacan, about 35 km north of the capital city.

Pohon2x kanang karsada diha malami na tan-awon inig sugod nag "siga" sa mga bulak sa fire trees nga ilang gitanom along the highway. It's going to be a while but I can't wait to see those "orangy" leaves to start "autumnize" the Northern coastline aw Western Coastline diay of Bohol hehehe.

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 07, 2010, 01:38:18 AM

bwahahhahah!

siguradoha lang na injung S-POT nga naay baterya kanunay! ug hinay na ibuwad na laman na sa init para mo work pa...!

Updated na baja MDB, kana bitaw'ng uso karon nga e-crank aron mosiga!!! Bwahehehe!!!

Kung di mosiga kay ma cranky pod.... aguuuuy!!!! 

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 07, 2010, 01:40:44 AM

bwahahaha! so clotty raba has nothing to lose! anyway, nag palit na ka sa imong PPV? mag party ka sa inyuha 'Der?  sus si banana ning palit na!

Adto lang gehapon sa balay sa akong amigo, same as last time... karon pajud ko ge invite ky didto man ko naniudto hehehe

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on March 07, 2010, 02:01:55 AM
Brown unya textured kay gikan man na sa stale bread unya gikoloran og dark. Unya naay yellow or cream-colored, sometimes pink, nga lining pasulod hangtud sa gawas. Imagine na lang kanang round, big but flat lollipop, pero bagumbayan.

Kahinumdom pod ko ana sa gamay pa, eskwela pag Catigbian. Kwan Yut gikan sa Antequera maoy tig deliver didto sa una... naa pa ba kaha na ron?

Quote from: Tonka on March 07, 2010, 01:09:20 AM
Most men doesn't even care about this plant, you know why? because you have some of these! ;P

Ows mao ba? How did I miss that?!! Abi ko man ug flashlight ning akong tigda bwahahaha!!!! Aw S-pot diay!!! 

Same family ra diay ning cucumber ug eggplant? Wa jud ko kahibaw ani mor pa!!! 

The last fight with Cotto morag gihingot-an si Cotto; karon si Joshua Clottey mahimo jud nang Joshua "Blood Clot" Clotty.

Naa naman si Bogs, the best perimenter shooter of all ug si Bernard Fabiosa, whose number 15 I wore in college, theology and beyond, kang bay Freddie Hubalde na lang ko ug ni ingko Francis Arnaiz - both former MVPs in the 70s. 

Well said - well thought of - and I'm sure more beautiful ideas will come up as we go along this discussion. Keep it up!  

Akong gamay nga suggestion simply because of personal preference is develop all the areas nga naay falls sa Bohol, not just Mag-aso Falls, but all of them. Lami gam-ag Commission of Running Falls and give them an initial job of coming up with a master plan of developing all such areas, seeks International grants and/or develop policies on their use. In time dako jud nig katabang sa development sa Bohol as a tourism mecca like the afformentioned (original post) or Bali. Pero my other question is, di ba kaha luoy ang Bohol kung mahimong tourist mecca kini? What would be the price of such progress? Just wondering... my mind can't go that far as of the moment.

Quote from: space on March 06, 2010, 02:32:09 PM
“We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.”..thanks

Mag kapa2x ta anang styla ahihihi.... joke

Midnight snaks: gi bahaw-bahaw nahabilin nga kinilaw ug adobong nokos!!! Kung bangungoton ko, aw, sige lang, nice smile man pod kay busog!!! Bwahehehe!!!

Simbako simbako bwahahaha!!!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 06, 2010, 01:36:32 PM


taympa!

tudloi daw ko unsaon pagluto ug sarciado beh?

Ginamag tawo ragod nga recipe sarciado con iskabetse (depende kinsay pasultion hahaha): pag pritog isda, dayon ipadaplin. Human pag init ug tubig (sa una guisa akong style), karon likay nag mantika. Pabukala dayon itsa imong retasong(?) sibuyas, luy-a, pakapin apil 3 ka garlic, colored bell pepper... then itsag balik ang piniritong isda, unya templahe gamay ug asin or tuyo ba, nahan kog betsin, paminta, gamay'ng suka ug gamay'ng asukar... pag batil itlog dayon isagol sa ga sabaw2x nga sarciado o escabeche. Diha na baya koy video ani sa una, taympa ako sang pangitaon.

Escabeche

How To Cook Escabeche - From The Working Man

Sarciado

Sarciado

Sa comments galalis kung unsay diprensya sa duha... dihay niingon ug sarciado de escaneche... da human lagig lalis!!!

Biernes sa Cuaresma galuto na lang tawon kog nokos adobo, ga kilaw ug tuna nga gehugasag suka, gekumot sa mayonnaise, ge dakdakg 3 ka siling kolikot ug gi dayan-dayanan ug sibuyas, kamatis ug sibuyas dahon... sarciado talapia (binisayang eskabetse) 2 kabuok, unja ga pritog vietnamese nga buwad nga dili kaayo parat (ge bo-boag garlic powder, secret aron di manimaho ang sulod sa balay). Haskang busoga jud nuon!!!  

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 06, 2010, 11:50:12 AM
JOKE TIME:

Pare 1: Pre, kanang gamiton tag b***t, kinsay mosupsop, ang b***t o kita?
Pare 2: Natural, ang b***t gyod!
Pare 1: Nayawa na! Daan pa lagi ko, bali jud to!

Bwahaha!

Bwahahaha. Bahakhak nako ani uy... jawa nabali man jud to ba? Bwahakhakhakhak!!!  Najatis na!!!!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 06, 2010, 09:16:12 AM
hahahah! dili to ako oi! hwahahha!

Basig purser to... nangolekta ug plete. Ahihihi

Another live version in Paris 2009

KENNY LOGGINS - 2 - House at Pooh Corner - Live in Paris, FR - June 21, 2009

Lyrics:

Christopher Robin and I walked along
Under branches lit up by the mud.
Posing our questions to owl and eeyore
As our days disappeared all too soon.
But I've wandered much further today than I should
And I can't seeem to find my way back to the wood.

So, help me if you can I've got to get
Back to the house at Pooh's corner by one.
You'd be surprised there's so much to be done,
Count all the bees in the hive,
Chase all the clouds from the sky.
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do,
Got a honey jar stuck on his nose.
He came to me asking help and advice
And from here no one knows where he goes.
So I sent him to aak of the owl if he's there,
How to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear

So, help me if you can I've got to get
Back to the house at Pooh corner by one
You'd be surprised there's so much to be done,
Count all the bees in the hive,
Chase all the clouds from the sky .
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh,
Back to the days of Christopher Robin,
Back to the ways of Pooh.

Still my favorite song arrangement of all time

Kenny Loggins "House at Pooh Corner"

by Loggins and Messina

Love Somehow Will Find A Place In Our Hearts - Meo Mascariñas

My buddy is my new favorite   Sa y pupabor-pabor  

LOVE SOMEHOW WILL FIND A PLACE IN OUR HEARTS

by Romeo Mascariñas

1
There's no telling where it'll end
There's no saying we're just friends
All I can say right now is don't say a word
Love somehow will find a place in our hearts.

2
I'm in no hurry I can wait
I'll just tarry 'til it's here
All I can do right now is not say a word
Love somehow will find a place in our hearts.

Chorus:
I know what love does for you
There's not much explaining to do
Love somehow will tickle our hearts
And settle inside [that's why/that's right].

The joy that you feel inside
Is much like taking you off for a ride
Love somehow will take its flight
In joining our hearts in love.

3
I can imagine what I feel
Yet I wonder if it's real
I'll just close my eyes and not say a word
Love somehow will find a place in our hearts.

(Interlude)

(Chorus)

Coda:
I'll just close my eyes and not say a word
Love somehow will find a place in our hearts.

Kafaetz

True!!!  

Pwede pod ika 11th mosugot na si laki nga ma "under de saya" (henpecked)

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 05, 2010, 10:30:40 AM
Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.
~ by G. Moore

I've only seen stars... kanang mapakog bitaw? Joke ra Enz ha bwahaha...

Congratulations sa imong pag-umangkon for nailing the 7th spot (bright jud liwat nimo Beds) ug sa tanang bag-ong Marine Deck Officers!!!

Mora lagig ikaw tong gaitum nga babaye sa hallway (01:33) ga check sa mga cabin MDB?

Quote from: vrglguapo on March 05, 2010, 11:40:16 PM
Dili baja babaying studiante lang ang gabuhat ana apil ang mga lalaki ,,mangbayot o magpagamit sa b***t pang tuition unya ang sobra PANUBA..

Ug pan pod! Pares sa kape ug di ba sa bahal! Bwahehehe!

Quote from: vrglguapo on March 05, 2010, 03:00:33 AM
kana cgurong amirican bald eagle hehe..

Sure ko naay American egoy aw eagle diay; ang Philippines kay monkey-eating ra, way egoy!!!

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 05, 2010, 02:49:25 PM
Naa diri sa amo-ang lugar muingon sila pang tuition daw sa ilang anak, ma-o nga na pugos pod sila sa pag sulod ining butanga kay para lang maka skwela ilang anak yawat na lang maka lingkawas sa kalisod ugma dam-ag aw damlag inig graduate makatabang sa inadlaw adlaw nga galastuhon diha sud sa ilang pamilya.  Pero ang kaparat kay naa na daw silay compentensya ning mga studiante lagi nga nahimu pod intawon nga prosti aron lang sa ilang tuition, mao kung wala silay customer tungod lagi sa ka kusog sa ilang mga studyanteng competensya maabtan gajud intawon  ug kadlawon zero client pa, dajon mo-ingon sa customer "pangkapi na lang sir kay nihit man karon".  Looy pod baja sila sagad kanila mga biniyaan sa bana ug pina-angkan, tsk tsk tsk.  Kinsa kahang pulitiko nga ijang plata porma mao ning pagsumpo sa mga prosti pinaagi sa programang "balik dungog Program". unja mao na ni ang programa:
a. Restoration free
b. Free tuition ror the children
c. livelihood program

Great idea Vhinz. I hope somebody would pick this up. Or even develop it more. Kung ikaw ang politika, you got my vote. And I will shout it to the whole world (community)

Quote from: vrglguapo on March 05, 2010, 08:41:06 AM
mura lang na cya sa manok nga lima ka kjod gawasan na..hala mga baji ganahan man kaha mo ug laki nga mura ug eagle lima ka hakyod tapos na yuk yuk yuk...

Paeta, ika lima ra diay. Di pa diay kahumag kanta ang lady eagle ug "sampung mga daliri... kamay at paa..." tua nas kalawakan si man eagle. Basin moingon si lady eagle mag snake in the eagle's shadow na lang siya (Chinese Lambada) o di ba mag Drunken Master (Jackie Chan) na lang kay mahubog pa, bwahahaha.

King of the baylihan siguro nis BQ Nyur Hahaha...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 05, 2010, 07:51:27 AM
ug unsa man sad nang PANTUKOY aber?? hahaha!

Mao ba nay panty ge ukoy? Aw! Soweee...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 05, 2010, 03:57:48 AM

if i know nakanumdom jud ka sa panahon nga tig pamaylehan pa ka! hahahahhha! peez 'Der! lavoo!

Panagsa ra jud... unya sweet music rapoy sayawon... likay2x jud tawon sa disco nga music bwahehehe

Maajo lagi pog manud na silang mga politika sa TB, much less mobasa sa mga hongihong from the grapevine. But that's beside the point (my point in previous post). Like the movie I watched yesterday (Empress & The Warrior), the dying king reminded, mas kahadlokan kung imong higala, kaila o somebody close kung maoy moluib nimo, it hurts deeper and more dangerous. Something to think about... esp. in a public forum like this. Diha nakoy gereklamo ingon-ani gikan sa usa ka pag-umangkon sa FB not too long ago hahaha. Unsaon dili man ta ka latigo karong mga panahona - gawas sa di sakto nang modapat - iluom na lang bwahehehe. Mao nay giingon sa Bibliya: "Be unfailing in your patience." Grrrrrrr!!!! Hahahaha!!! 

[Ref]: http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=12266.msg333210#msg333210

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 04, 2010, 03:43:11 PM
cant have sex with an eagle, sorry.

Bwahahaha... mao jud!!! Unsa man pod tawag anang ilaha? Eagle style? Bwahahaha!!!!

Makalingaw jud tinuod ning mga biradang "under the belt" from both sides of the poles (pwede pod polls hehehe). People who claim to be friends or what-have-you, as in mag kumpare? What does it say about politics? What does it say about our Christianity? Pagawasay na lang diay ni sila sa ilang mga baho, todo-todo? The proverbial rule of thumb "way sukod sa bawos!??" Are we really enjoying this and still feel very Christian in our hearts? Isn't this what we call "konsente" sa baho sa politika, moral downfall of society or however you describe such things? Aw, naa poy mag apil2x usahay ( ). I don't know.... nangutana lang. Wondering at most!

On my part, sukad paman kos 18 anyos (1978) ni give up sa akong right of suffrage sa atoa... when I lost faith in parliamentary politics... and never really claimed it back, whether I was right or wrong at that time. For some reason I've no attraction to politics anymore even if I know personally many of the players. Saonz maoy poy ilang hilig!!! 

Diane Warren, the composer of this song, is one of the most popular composers since the 90s... daghan kaaung mga recording artists nga ni cover sa iyang mga kanta. I have a file of this song pero ang singer is known as Nina? Hinatag rapod hehehe....

Thanks. Karon pa ko kadungog ani

Nahan jud ko naay video kay molami samot ang kanta. Thanks

Here's another countryside of Bohol which is to die for (multi-dimentional meaning akong pasabot aning "to die for" hahaha)

The Beautiful Mag-aso Falls

Quote from: Silab sa Udtong Tutok on March 04, 2010, 11:46:32 AM
First part sa video sa Dampas nga gipanguha na ang mga harang human sa broadcast sa Silab, kanang naay mga drum sa Taloto na gikan dapit sa Ubojan

Thank you. Kanang sa Dampas morag kadumdom ko ana.

20 years ago it cost at least P1 million to concretize a kilometer of road, pila na kaha ron... basin anapog ra jod na kutob, not to mention SOP kickback which is rampant kaau sa atoa and anywhere else, basta project na gani. Where big money is, the mammon is!  

Max Surban music?

Quote from: Ching on March 03, 2010, 09:09:37 PM
good info, wa jod koy kalibutan bahin ani, i see them as a bird flying with grace & that's all. thanks for posting.

Me too! Muchas gratias!  

Too Meeeee!!!

Quote from: statesville on March 03, 2010, 12:07:17 PM
Hinaut dili ni moapektar sa mga tawo, imagine kono kon ang
  mga lalaki na ang mabuntis, na unsaon na lang

Bwahahaha!!!!  

Atrazine for sale.... anyone? 

Our youth choir sings this every Sunday at 9AM Mass

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 03, 2010, 07:53:54 PM
aha basahon nako imo FB unja..ajeje

Ge erase na sa akong pang-umangkon hehehe

Sagdi kay kung ma meet nako in person ang tag-iya sa ESKAYA mo suggest kog bag-ong name sa resort, DEKAYA!!! 

Quote from: Aaron on March 04, 2010, 05:08:11 AM
ganuman naa kay nahibaw an inday kung asa dapita sila makita at unsang orasa sila mag papick up...

Di ka tug-anan bwahehehe

Naa ko question, asa man parteha sa Tagbilaran ning videoha kay dili man familiar? Sa kadugay nakog nilibot-libot sa Tagbilaran, wala naman kaayoy lugar nga wa ma ispalto o ma semento except a short leg from ICM to the coastal road. Naa pod likod sa Satellite nga medyo lubak2x pa. Anyway, asa dapita ning sa video if I may ask...

Quote from: statesville on March 03, 2010, 11:52:47 AM
akong gitan-aw kay $ 557 a day?
  Maybe adto lang ko mag cruise sa Carribbean morag mainat
     gamay akong green sa bulsa

Duol2x na jud nang presyoha for a 10-day Carribean Cruise out of New Orleans, going to different countries and unlimited food hahahaha.... og di galeng, kanang $500+ adto na lang nako gastua sa Caingget, daghan pakog mga istambay sa Cogon ug Booy mahubog ana hahahaha.

Kidding aside, Eskaya... lami bitaw jud nuon tan-awon nang Eskaya esp pa epek sa ilang Infinity Pool, mora jamo kag tuas Tahiti. Pero anus-a pa tawon ta katog anang dapita nga wa man tay diyoy! 

On BAKA mode ko the last few days. Yesterday nag bake kog beef roast, gabii ga adobo'g BAKA ug karon kamolo kog lata ug BAKA lang gehapon, ribs... BAKA at dating ani, BAKA ma hi-blood... saonz na lang. 

Come, Holy Spirit! Fill us!

Come, Holy Spirit - Juli Maners

Ge TKO ni Tomi Ko Oki!!!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 02, 2010, 07:26:09 AM

aguy lami i hinanok nang naay tulo sa uwan, Chicky!!!

Ga kurog2x kadyot coz I offer to bring a friend sa Sam's nipalit 4 ka bag-ong ligid pras iyang Camry; sa gawas man diay ka mo park, ga short rakog ga tsinelas unya kusog kaayo uwan bwahehehe. So... karon? Tikongkong tiwas ahihihi!!!!

Ga review na lang pod kos akong mga awit on Soundclick, wa na tawon madugangig bag-ong kanta...

http://www.soundclick.com/player/stations_player.cfm?q=hi&folderID=613873&shuffle=true (MP3 Player)

Just now gabasa ani nga poem:

DO NOT JUDGE

I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.

But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp -
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.

Herb, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.

‘And why is everyone so quiet,
So somber - give me a clue.'
'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you.'

JUDGE NOT!

Remember just going to church doesn't make you a Christian
any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Every saint has a PAST
But every sinner has a future, too.

Nangala na nuon kog monggos apil, ahihihi  , aw, huhuhu  ... LoL 

Quote from: magbalantay on February 17, 2010, 07:11:53 PM
ON FORGIVENESS    

If anyone wrongs you, exercise forgiveness and patiently dismiss the matter. For if you take the wrong to heart, you hurt no one but yourself.

Never go to sleep without considering how you have spent the day just past and what you have accomplished for good or evil.

Amen jud ko aning bahina... however easy or hard to do. Simple truth.

Gatikongkong kay nag-uwan napod... nasty! nasty! nasty rain outside karon, tugnaw pajud huhuhu...

Baked roast beef... 4 na ka kan-anan. Lami man god maski bad cholesterol ang beef huh!

Morag lami ron e-guisag guinamos da!!! Maglata pog para monggoson!!!

Quote from: islander on March 01, 2010, 06:01:07 PM
apologies well taken.  salamat jamo nga type nimo ang akong avatar.  hinaot unta nga wa kay kaila nga anggid-anggid ani.  mahiubos jud ko.  akin etoh!  my soulmate!

Anggid kas among silingan, ijang ngan kay Tarsius aw Tarcisio diay ahihihi  


Who's got my shades?

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 28, 2010, 01:28:05 PM
Bitaw, Day Est. Mao ni buhaton sa mga sumo wrestler.

Ang sakto, human kaon, dukdok sa TB! Bwahaha.

Kana! Mo firm jud imo bukton ana!!! 

Quote from: nat-cast on February 27, 2010, 10:23:24 PM
good luck ms. raqz

Same here RAQ, gudlak 2 u!!! "Bunlot" be your name...

Additional Ubayon, Loon countryside video... da Amazon Man story (pakulo lang)  

The Amazon Man
YouTube Liner:
(June 6, 2008) - This is our first ever experience of "picnic" and swimming in the middle of government-protected mangrove forest sanctuary situated in Barrio Ubayon, Loon, Bohol (Philippines). Music background, "Adarghal," by Abdelli

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 26, 2010, 01:25:55 PM

#1 kinanindotan!!!

Hahahaha!!! I thought so too MDB. That American guy in the video is my parishioner (a Creole) who came with me to the Philippines in 2008. Sa tanang lugar nga among gilaagan like Panglao, Balicasag, Mag-aso Falls, Loboc Cruise, Chocolate Hills, Caingget, Tubigon, Tagbilaran night life, etc kadto jong sa Ubayon ang pinaka "dabes" para niya that he wanted to go back there a 2nd time. He was sooooo fond of the kids that he bought them all tees and shorts for the boys and jumper shorts (?) for the girls... hoping that the next time he sees them they'd be all wearing clothes. To his surprise, the second time nga nangaligo mi didto, nanggihubo lang gehapon ang mga bata nangabot sa katunggan bwahahaha!!! I had to explain to him they'll wear those clothes nga iyang gipalit sa Domingo pohon inig simba ahihihi!!!   

Countryside of Ubayon, Loon, Bohol.... ala Amazona de Virgine

Ubayon Naked Guns

Quote from: miss bohol on February 26, 2010, 12:27:30 PM
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Same! 

Aah kakuyaw ba aning threada... dentata man jud, naay ngipon? Abi nako sayop ako basa "Bohagay Niponggo!" 

Quote from: BlueAngel on February 26, 2010, 04:30:37 AM
whole day kaffee ug pan napod uza ka  potjot then tubig, tea

dinner: nag utan kog kalabasa w/ selerie,carrotz etc.,cocos milk, subakan lansang


         


nindota sa kutö² woi nakahigop sabaw 

Lamia sa lansang. Maski martilyo wa jud.

Karong gabii nanghagad kog Chinese. Pero akong gibanatan kay mussels, shrimp, salmon ug 2 ka klaseng sabaw, eggdrop ug hot & sour. Mao ra god pod to... nangala lang gamay hahaha. 

Quote from: BlueAngel on February 25, 2010, 05:38:55 PM
nahuwasan kog gamay ky nag estorya mi mama gahapon..jeho !

I'm happy for you Blue! We need something like that at times... ang akoa kay binale man nuon, nahasol kos mga comments sa akong mga pag-umangkon sa FB hahaha, Faetz 

Quote from: grazie7y on February 25, 2010, 11:55:58 PM
Naniwang tawon si Archbishop Barney, Father ba?  Iya ra ba'ng 25th year anniversary pagkapari karong June ba to.

Mo celebrate ba kaha siya sa ato ani na time Grace? Just wondering...

Courtesy of Dr. Ed Gamboa, bisaya nga doktor tua karon sa Haiti ga mission ug opera...

Haiti

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 24, 2010, 11:44:42 PM

basta kiat nga pari daghan jud mo angay! kadtong seryoso nga pari wa tingali sad gusto makig SANDUROT!

Waaaaa kiat diay ko MDB? Hmmmm.... ato ragod e rambol ning kiat.... teka, atik? Atikon diay ko MDB? Aguuuy!!!

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 24, 2010, 11:56:40 AM


Chic palit lang adtong Italian nga ginamos mas humot pa. Naa sad Reese ang brand pero mas lamian ko adtong Italian. dili kaajo parat Chic.

Ako na pangitaon MDB kay morag wa mi ana deri. Sa Italian Food department?

Paniudto: kamolo pag prito ug buwad nga isda (kanang dili parat na klase), gibu-boag garlic powder then ge prito, haskang humota preeeee!!! Note: Mao nay gitudlo nako sa usa ka Vietnamese how to battle that stinky dried fish in an American kitchen... pour garlic powder before frying ahihihi!!!! 

Unsa manang magkinamot? Daghan ra ba expression ning magkinamot... magkinamot ug kaon, (sa mga minjo) pwede pod magkinamot kung wa diha ilang asawa bwahahaha, etc... 

Nawa nako sa passing deri ahehehe

Bag-o pako nipalit ginamos pero wa pa nako gamita kay nanghubag pa akong mga tiil, saonz na lang ni. Tigkaon pa lagig parat!!!

Bakante akong utok rong panahona way mosud o nisantop... pero daghang gebuhat di kawad-an...

Gatuwag manok dali-dali kay naay bwisita hehehe... panihaps ni

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 24, 2010, 08:40:21 AM
Mabasahan man diha sa imong " o yeah!"

Yeah kung e-rambol kay "Heya" diay to!!! Bright sad ka Hubs!!! Wa diay jud magpuasa ani na item bwahahaha!!! 

Quote from: BlueAngel on February 23, 2010, 04:13:24 AM
dli ko kamoa adto Pads, basin sulayan ko to..pero unsa man na "Italian Bread crumb" thingy? hee³
aprofo..atzal or kinilaw nga talong ..whoaa fave nako na..
   labina daghan loy-ah,with sukang pinakurat..patja na lang ko !- ajehehe

Mao lagi na ila sulti "you missed half of your life" kay di kuno ko moangay ug atsal nga talong ug ampalaya bwahahaha. Kanang Italian Bread Crumb kay naa mana daghan sa tindahan, naa naman gani na sa ICM ug Marcela sa atoa. Pangitaa laman basin translated lang into German diha. Suwayi daw ng "blitkrieg" (jok jok jok) 

Quote from: BlueAngel on February 23, 2010, 03:45:17 AM
@ Pads..yummy jud na talong - bizan unza nga style pagluto duh
instead of "Italian Bread Crumb" i used migahi nga bread (morag pandesal nila)
  then banggoron...dli na nako ihumol sa tubig w/milk ang talong,
adto ra sa gibatil nga eggs nga gitemplahan nah..
then gibubod sa grind bread, eprito dayon sa butter or olive oil- lamian crunchy yam³

Blew, dili ko mokaon ug talong sa una labi na tong tawong nga inaslom pagka andam (atsal) sa atoa or kadtong sinagol sa sabaw (subak). Basta di lang ko ganahan. Parehas ra na sila sa cucumber, ampalaya ug okra... bisan unsaog bali2x pagka luto wa jud tawon mouyon akong panilap o pang lasa hahaha... not until nakatilaw ko sa piniritong talong nga ingadto pagluto. I'm very picky with talong, in other words. Kadtong akong ge mention was was the Creole or Cajun way of Talong Prep hehehe.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 23, 2010, 03:27:44 AM
Sa akong mga sakop- Mashed potato with country gravy, roasted pork tenderloin, corn and cauliflower casserole,mixed fruits.
Akoa- fresh spinach and lettuce gisubstitute sa rice giparesan sa pork tenderloin. Mabuhi man diay ta ug puro ra dahon atong kan on hehehhe proven and tested na nako ni. 2 months na ko nga mokaon ug dahon ipares sa sud an. Mas bug at pa ug busog kay sa rice.
Akong pamahaw fresh  cantaloup, gabii na ko mogaon ug rice.

Gabii ra ka mokaon ug rice RAQ para inig mata sayou sa buntag you're ready to RICE, aw rise diay! Hahahaha! 

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 23, 2010, 02:49:27 AM
gahapon nag tuwa ko manok Blew kay naibog ko sa imong tinuwa sa facebook! karon unsa naman sd na injung gi jama jama oi!

Inday Icel gi unsa man ang isda? sus mopalit na sad ko ug isda ani?

oh noo! naa diay ko talong okra ug kalabasa akong tunoan subakan ug buwad! weeeee! naa na sad mag bagulbol ani nga STINKY daw! hahahha!

Have you tried fried talong nga lamian kaayo? Here's how to:

Hiwa-hiwaa imong talong into cubes or morag french fries

Ihumol ang hiniwa nimong talong sa tubig nga giasinan gamay, unja bu-boi gamay gatas (pawa sa aras)

Pagbatil ug itlog (2 shud be enuf)

Naa kay Italian Bread Crumb? Of course, naa jud, M Da Binsi god imo ngan, kina-Italianan jamo... na hala andama sad na on the side

Next: pag-init ug mantika, peanut oil prefered...

Final: kadtong hinomol nimong hiniwa nga talong inudnod sa binatil nga itlog unja ihidhid sa Italian bread crumb then e fry dayon sa imong nagbagang peanut oil and cook it to brown

Serve while it's hot.... Dabes Dabins!!!

Gipanihapon ug gipamahaw ngari na dapit sa paniudto: bipztik ug mushroom (hinaw-as rapod sa biztik) on the side