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Quote from: bolingitboy on November 13, 2008, 12:18:09 AM
this has nothing to do with the philippines as the 51st US state.. but in addition to the comment on the jack and jill song, isn't it ironic that such a children's song can be so gory? translated to bisaya, it would go something like: si jack ug si jill mikatkat sa bukid kay mag kawos ug tubig. naligid si jack ug nabuak and iyang bagulbagul. unya si jill misunod ug kaligid sa bakilid... this is certainly not good material for a grade schooler to learn. maayo na lang nga kasagaran bata mokanta ani nga song, wa pa kasabut kung unsay meaning sa ilang gikanta.
Quote from: A Layman on November 13, 2008, 09:23:25 AM
Oi, na a koy i share ninyo. Dili man siguro ni offensive. Bahin ra ni sa panan aw sa tawo sa usa ka butang nga inyong ipawidraw. This is all about how one defines the male sexual organ. Depende kasi na sa imong upbringing aron nimo ma describe o ma define ang usa ka butang, di ba?
"Alright class," sabi ng teacher ng isang Biology Class, "give me your definition of a penis (hmmm)."
these are what they anwered:
Student A: (a son of a military general) "A penis is like a gentleman. It salutes when he sees a beautiful lady."
Student B: (a bading) "A penis is like a gossip, it passes from one mouth to the other."
Student C: (a son of a banker) "A penis is like a bank, it losses its interest when it withdraws."
Tanong: Kinsa nila ang korek?
Quote from: buwadsanga on November 12, 2008, 12:57:27 PM
balabacua blues:
duha ka tiil(kanang front legs, tuhod hangtod sa koko), slice it nga mga 4" ka dako
200gms nga luy-a
usa ka buok nga ahos
mga usa ka kutsarita ug tunga nga binuak nga pamenta
1/2 cup nga suka sa lubi(dugangi pero ajaw palabii ug aslom)
1/2 cup nga toyo
2 spoon nga sewitis pam pa puwa
una pabukawi ang tiil, ang unang bukaw ijabo.
pabukawi ug usob, apil na recados, inig bukaw hinay hinaji ang kajo hangtud nga ma humnok na ang karne.
timplahe ang kaasinon, bantaji baja nga dili kaajo aslum kanang igo ra jung mo kagat ang kaaslumon. ang level sa sabaw mga 1" below sa karne level.
**** ang secret para lami kaajo ang balbacua. hinloi jud ug maayo ang karne!
bon apetit!!!
Quote from: calle on November 12, 2008, 02:09:27 PM
kwarta.. lots of it.. toinks..
sa high school pa ko ba, na koy classmate ijang binuangan amung usa ka classmate kay ang ijang pocket kay sako man gud ug harena, claro jamu ang general milling.. bully kau tong bataa, anak ug prominent nga chinese family sa bohol,, niundang tawn among classmate, wa ra abtig duhang semana.. tsk tsk tsk
Quote from: grazie7y on November 12, 2008, 05:10:01 PM
Exactly!
Barack isn't a Muslim but what if he was?
The trouble with us people is that we want to be respected as what we are - gay, straight, Catholics, Mormons, white, black, Asian, man, woman, etc. but we don't want to compromise to the existence of other people who may have different religious beliefs, race or lifestyle choices as we have.
Quote from: A Layman on November 12, 2008, 07:52:47 PM
Sensitivity to me is a very relative subject depending on a given situation. One may be sensitive for others who are in dire need. How could you turn back your face when your brother is in dire need for assistance? The best thing that one could do is to offer a helping hand no matter how simple it is. This is where sensitivity becomes an asset. This reflects a good behaviour of a good Samaritan. One might become insensitive when that same person is asking for help all the time. Although it would be hard to imagine how it hurts to say no, especially when this peson is a close relative, insensitivity here is still considered an asset. Why? Because you enable this person to think for ways to learn how to stand by his own feet and become independent in the end.
Quote from: hofelina on November 07, 2008, 06:19:43 PM
Buwadsanga,
Give this lady some flowers, ( ajaw ka nang kororotsi). She will appreciate it. Also take some night swimming, very romantic gajud! Good luck.
Manay Tess
ps .
ask A Layman for tips kay banggit kana nga playboy sa Guindulman!
. The couple's relationship didnt worked and they divorced and gave him (banana) to his gramdmother kay naminyo man usab ang ija papa. (same as Obama) raised by a strict grandma and grow up palling around with different kids and a theft. Yes i would like to say that im so proud of his achievements. Because he became a very respected person because he became what he is now from hard work. But my point is, despite he pals around with a theft and bad kids, that didnt make him a theft but a very successful and respected businessman. 
Quote from: kiamoy` on November 08, 2008, 12:14:44 AM
he is a worldwide leader.
born in africa
grew up in asia
has a middle eastern name
yet an american.
ate ging! ym?
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 11, 2008, 12:19:45 AM
pwera buyag intawon. hehehe. liwat jud sa amahan. tutoki lang ha ayaw buyagi. hehhehe
kanang gikaon ni zed cereals with ice cream.
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 07, 2008, 11:44:08 PM
zed - the eldest
zach - the youngest
Quote from: Lorenzo on November 09, 2008, 08:25:03 AM
Ging,
Think about it this way, the discrepancies in light would make it more opportune for a man to engage with his beloved wife.
I would definitely love to rent a cabin up there someday. Snuggling would be a necessity, me-thinks.
Quote from: Ging More on November 09, 2008, 08:20:01 AM
lami i adto ug cruise sa Alaska pero ingon sila mahal daw kaau. wala pa sad ko kapangutana ug unsa gyud kamahal.
maka enganyo sad ang makit-an nato sa TV...bao lang sad kung ingana ba ka nindot inig abot na didto.
Makes sense nga naa incentive para mo puyo ug Alaska, laliman ba gud pud ka ug 20 hrs of night or 20 hrs of day ba to ? alas 10 nas gabii, gasiga gihapon ang adlaw..dili gyud ko katulog inganang istoryaha, magsiga sad akong mata. heheheh !
