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You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.
You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."
You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets.
You have a Sto. Nino shrine in your living room.
You have a piano that no one plays.
You keep a tabo in your bathroom.
You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.
You eat with your hands.
You eat more than three times a day.
You think a meal is not a meal without rice.

Your middle name is your mother's maiden name.
Your parents call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy."
You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby."
You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun," "Ling-Ling," and "Mon-Mon." Mine by the way was "Che-Che."
You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."
You have four or five names.
You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.
You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.
You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18.

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Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:41AM by wahyupambudi87 

It appears that lots of asian girls are real masters of make-up, so be careful if you end the night with one, you might have a surprise in the morning



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A small story with powerful lesson !!!

A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her.

The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.
The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.

That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn’t sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.

Moral:
If you don’t give your hundred percent in a relationship, you’ll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.

If u praise someone,
They think U must have your own mean in this.

If u don't praise,
They call u jealous...

If u do extra care for someone, They think that U love them..

If u show u don't care,
They call u selfish...

If u regularly text your friends,
They call u sticky...

If u don't talk to them for a few days,
They call u proud...

You can never make the whole world happy,
So concentrate on the person u daily see in the mirror!!
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One day, his wife, who had very long hair asked him to buy her a
comb for her hair to grow well and to be well-groomed.

The man felt very sorry and said, "NO"

He explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the
strap of his watch he had just broken.

She did not insist on her request.

The man went to work and passed by a watch shop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife.

He came home in the evening with the comb in his hand ready to give to his wife.

He was surprised when he saw his wife with a very short hair cut.

She had sold her hair and was holding a new watch band.

Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions,but for the reciprocity of their love.

MORAL:
To love is nothing, to be loved is something but to love and to be loved by the one you love, that is EVERYTHING...

Quote from: chicogon on April 04, 2013, 04:08:48 AM
Easter na god, mangabangaw napod na silag sugod

start na sa FB ang mga panagbangga sa mga supporters.. bibo pud basahon

Attorney : idescribe mo sa korte ang taong nang hold-up sayo ..
.
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Biktima : maitim, panot, tigyawatin, pandak, at bungal po ..
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Suspek : sige mamintas ka pa ! PERFECT ka ? PERFECT ? kapal naman nito ! Aamin naman, idedescribe pa ng bonggang bongga ! Ganda mo teh ! Gawin ko kayang MURDER ang kaso ko ?

sa isang grade 4 class:

teacher: "anong bansa ang susunod sa USA?"

taasan ng kamay ang mga estudyante, maliban kay Juan

teacher: "Juan! alam mo ba ang sagot?"

Juan: "eh mam....hmmm....USB?"

Teacher: A verb s an action word. Juan, giv me an example of a verb.
Juan: went ma'am
Teacher: Very good! Use it in a sentence.
Juan: JESSA GO WENT TO TOWN.
Teacher: WRONG! kung mogamit kag go wala nay went!
Juan: Ma'am kanang go, apilido man na ni jessa. sabta ang sentence ma'am eyes on the board ma'am!

May isang lalaking nakabukas ang zipper. Nakita ng isang babae.

Babae: Manong nakabukas yung barangay hall niyo.
Lalaki: (Sinara ang zipper) Nakita mo bang lumabas si kapitan?
Babae: Hindi po. parang maliit na kagawad lang nakita ko

Sa Max's Restaurant:

Waiter: Ano po order nyo ma'am?

Amo: Yung whole roasted chicken meal nalang. Kaw inday? Ano order mo?

Maid: I would like to partake of a dish that is sauteed pork and chicken boiled and thick essence of soy sauce and vegies, like carrots, cauliflower and baguio beans sprinkled generously with fine spices and spring onion generous helping of root crop and rice.

Waiter: Ha??

Amo: Chopseuy daw.. Daghanag bitsin aron mamatay na ning animal!

Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national
flower of the Philippines?
Contestant: Sunflower?
Host: Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.
Contestant: Stor k?
Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?
Host: Hindi pa rin.It ends with a letter "A".
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?
Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues
at dadagdagan ko pa! Anong pangalan ng
bulaklak na nagsisimula sa "S", nagtatapos
sa letrang "A", at kapangalan ng isang sikat
na singer?
Contestant: Si...Sharon Cuneta!

Doctor..Oh kumusta kana Pedro?
Pedro..Ok naman po Dok..
Doctor..Sinunod mo ba yung payo ko na buksan mga bintana kapag matutulog?
Pedro..Opo naman Dok..
Doctor..Eh di nawala na ang hika mo ngayon?
Pedro..Ang hika ko di nawala Dok,pero ang Laptop,Celphone,at dvd player ko ayun nawala lahat kaya bayaran mo yun Dok..

HAHAHAHAHA...

Nanay: hoy Juan! si Maria maoy asawaha kay daku na sila ug KALUBIHAN!
Juan: Nanay pod uy! say pagtuo nimu sa akong nawong KAGURAN?

Bata: Ayoooo..pautanga ko ug 3 ka itlog
Tindera: Ilista ni?
Bata: Naa ra nimu ug imo bang e drawing...

Anak: Tay, akong mga klasmet nasero sa test ganiha?
Tatay: Unya ikaw anak?
Anak: Aw, palupig ba god ko. Sero pod!

Si Juan nag-treat ng fil-am friend niyang si Peter sa isang mamahalin na restaurant.

Waiter: Sir, what would you like to have?
Peter: Swiss steak and French Fries.
Waiter:What about you sir?
Juan: Ganun din! Sweepstakes yung first prize.

Pambansang IBON.

Titser: class ano ang pambansang IBON?

Student: CHICKEN

Titser: hindi kulay Brown

Student: FRIED CHICKEN

Titser: hindi rin mas.maliit sa chicken.

STudent: ma'am
KNORR CHICKEN CUBES.

BF: Bakit ka nanginginig?

GF: Sorry babe, ngayon lang ako nakapasok sa motel.

BF: San kaya yung remote ng aircon?

GF: Dyan nakatago sa gilid ng drawer bandang kanan kulay gray.

PARI: Gigukod ko ug babae nga gahubo Bishop,sus, nidagan jud ko ug nitago! Ikaw Bishop kung gukdon ka
ug babae nga gahubo unsa man imong buhaton?!

BISHOP: Aw, pareha nimo MAMAKAK!

Nanay:nak wala ba ka mauwaw cge kog panilhig ikaw pud cge hugaw hugaw

Anak:nanay baya,asa may mas uwaw nay na akoy manilhig ikay maoy mag duwa....

Hahahahaha...ba­sag....

Si juan ni adto sa Mcdo ug unya.......

Juan:i'll have large fries coke and a burger

Cashier:for dine in or take out

Juan:no for pedro...

Wahahahaha...ha­laka diha.....nyahah­aha

Tatay: mag aral kang mabuti, exam nyo na bukas, kapag bumagsak ka, kalimutan m nang ako ang iyong ama.

Anak: opo tay!

(Kinabukasan)

Tatay: Oh ano , anak, kamusta exam nyo? Pasado ka ba?

Anak: Hu u???

bana: love, promise sugod karon di na tika luiban. ako nang biyaan ang akong kabit

asawa: wow, tenk you love, ako sad promise, ang sunod natong anak, ikaw nay amahan. promise jud!

Wahahahaha...pa­ktay ka diha...

Ang bana ni tok tok sa pulthan,,,,,,,,­,,,,,,,,
Mr: Love abot naku! Ablihing pultahan,,,
Mrs: Dili ko....! Wala koy gisuot,,,,naghu­bo ko........
Mr: Ok rah........wala­ bitaw koy kuyog,,,,,,,,,,­,
Mrs: Ikaw wala! Ako naa!........
Butangeeee!

few days from now, perti napud ka-bibo diri sa TB kay magpa-membro napud ang mga politicians' supporters

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true love always waits, forgives
and sacrifies.
but sometimes no matter how
true the LOVE is,
it will definitely come to a point
where it will suddenly get TIRED
when taken gor granted, abused
and not appreciated.
so if you have known someone
who loves you
appreciate it before it says
GOODBYE

Little conversation...­.

Bf:babe,san ka?
Gf:eto nasa park,nakaupo,ik­aw?
Bf:eto nanonood ng love story
Gf:tlga?ang sweet nmn...san ka nanonood?
Bf:sa park,pinapanood­ kita habang may kayakap kng iba....

Ooouuccchhhh...­.sakit nmn.....

Asawa:sino c trixie sa buhay mo?

Bana:babe,hwag kng magagalit pangalan yan ng kabayong pinustahan ko

Asawa:ganun ba..oh!sagutin mo yung telepono tumawag yung kabayo...

Hahahaha...

"Sa bunyag . .."

Pari: Unsa'y ngalan sa bata?
Pedro: "Surf", Padre.
Pari: Dili pwede kay ngalan na sa sabon!
Pedro: Pwede oi kay ako asawa ang ngalan kay Perla man!
Pari: Hala cge 'nya unsa man ibindita nato ani, Downy or Zonrox?

ha, ha, ha...

Dato: naa qoi 2 ka helicopter, 3 ka awto, 4 ka mansion og 3 ka umahan,,.
Ikaw unsa mn imong ikapanghinambog­?!

Pobre: naa qoi Anak nga bUntis og ang imOng anak ang amAhan.

hahahah fastilan!

Duha ka irong bu**** nag-istoryahana­y:

*Iro 1*: Brad, tinuod ba nga ang laway nato naa’y RABIES ug makamatay?

*Iro 2:* O, ngano diay? Unsa’y problema?

*Iro 1:* Natulon man gud nako. Nakulbaan ko. (^_^)

Nyahahahahaha..­.pastilan...

Nung nasa taxi ang lalake, nakita nya ang misis nya na pumasok sa hotel at me kasamang iba kya kinausap agad ang driver

lalake : gusto mo ba agad kumita ng P2000?

taxi driver : (excited) sige !! ano gagawin ko boss?

Pumasok ka dun sa hotel na yun, ilabas mo ang asawa ko, eto ang picture nya

Ilang sandali pa, lumabas na ang taxi driver na may hila hilang babae. sinisipa at sinusuntok, pinasok sa taxi.

lalake : hindi ito ang misis ko ah !

taxi driver : hindi nga, akin yan. hawakan mo sya para sakin, babalik pa ko dun para sa mrs. mo

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 30, 2013, 08:45:21 AM
He he, pwede pud sinuglaw...

lami pud kaayo ng sinuglaw ... mao ni mga pagkaon nga sa atoa ra makaon

aw SUTUKIL walay makalupig

i support same sex marriage

"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."

"A friend is someone who knows when to shout, and when to hold you in their arms and let you cry."

I dont understand why some parents can't appreciate their kids ... example: dihay kaila nako nga perti kasuko sa iyang anak kay mu-bo daw og grades mao i asked her kung sa siya pa nag-eskwela, dagku ba pud iyang grades. ang tubag niya: DILI. pagkabuang nalang gyud. why expect your child to have good grades when infact ikaw mismo bolok ...

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"I don't regret my mistakes because if I hadn't made them I wouldn't know how to make things right."

mura man og unsolve na cya until today ... sad but true

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 24, 2013, 06:52:07 PM
Me, too. It's really a time for a family to be together, and reflect on  relationships with one another. Somehow, even more than Christmastime...

we celebrate xmas man gud pud with friends all over the world but no other country celebrates Holy Week like we do

tan-awa nalang ang dagway sa escort, murag kumakaon gyud og O

Holy Week makes me homesick

congratulations!

he hasn't done anything to impress me

mirisi pud kay ngano nang-hire og escort

samot dli na hinoon maka-trabaho ang bana og pila ka buwan tungod sa iyang gibuhat. grabeha naman pud oi. murag kriminal na gyud pud ang bana ...

intawn kalooy pud kay tag P2500 ra ang worth sa kinabuhi niya.. labihay napud. unya karon, dli na cya mabayaran hangtud sa hangtud, magtago-tago pa gyud ning nakapusil. pastilan pud!

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being a teacher in a foreign country and its so great that my former students way back 2005 would still call me and greet me every teacher's day .... its amazing that i didn't know i touched a lot of lives

part of growing up man cguro gyud ang layas2x kay feeling nato kita ang sakto i did it always sauna oi kay kintahay mag-rebelde against sa wishes sa parents

my high school life was the best. its nice if you are part of the "IN" crowd. i couldn't think of the worst ...

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 07, 2013, 03:15:08 PM
Yes, the bean sprouts n shrimps have to be fresh. Its delicious!

pagkasarap kung mao na. i will try it inig uli nako puhon. i eat fresh shrimp nga kinilaw style... super tam-is ang fresh shrimp nga kinilaw

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 07, 2013, 03:39:58 PM
That's good that your hubby donates. Are you scared to donate, Anna?

No am not but weak ko mao dli musugot akong hubby mu-donate ko

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 07, 2013, 12:39:59 PM
1. boil vermicelli noodles
2. dice up some rosemary, thyme, and basil
3. dice up bean sprouts
4. wash and clean some shrimps
5. mix together
6. pour some oyster sauce

voila!

so only ang vermicelli noodles ang boil unya fresh ang shrimps and bean spouts? i know the leaves should be fresh

Me, no. my husband, every year salabi na nga Type AB cya and pwede ra ma-exchange iyang blood to any blood type

i will soon enjoy my vacation in 5 days

NEW YEARS RESOLUTION: For the enlightened ones

1. Learn to live as if you will die tomorrow.
2. Learn to treasure things that can not be bought by money.
3. Learn to give time for myself and not always for others.
4. As always learn to help without expecting anything in return.
If you do not want to help then dont help.
5. Do not regret what you do, as long that you are happy that is all that matters.
6. Never be controlled by what other people say, you know whats good for you.

My 2013 New Year's Resolutions:
1. never expect too much from anyone
2. just enjoy every moment of my life
3. worry less
4. remind myself that my girls are no longer babies
5. remind myself that my langa is always there for me

maibog gyud ko basta sald oi. how to make this?

mao ni ang kaponay nga question namo sauna sa HNU Christian Living subject namo hehehe. we had to memorize the difference between the two

was lucky to have a taste aning gi-ingon nila og shark fin soup but gilood ko. way lami!

Mrs : Sir, pwede ko manawag sa akong bana sa radyo, gidala among lima ka anak
Announcer : Go ahead, Mrs.
Mrs : Hoy, amaw! I-uli ang mga bata! Usa ra imo ana! Bagag nawong!

In a classy bar:
GERMAN: Waiter, Remy Martin, single
FRENCH: Waiter, Carlo Rossi, double
PINOY: (magpaila pa diay ta usa maka order?) Waiter, Pablo Taklob, married

AMAHAN: Oh nak, nganOng ga hilak ka man?

ANAK: kanang wala man gud ko gihatagan og KAPE sa akong amigo sa " HAYA" sa iyang Papa

AMAHAN: Ay pasagda-e rato nak KAPE sa bitaw na.

ANAK: Mubalos ta Pa, Og MAMATAY sad ka Pa dili sad na naku siya Hatagan og KAPE. Promise gyud na pa! Promise!

AyoooOO! Asa imOng MAMA dong?

PEDRO: kay Ngano man te?

Bahin sa Utang

PEDRO: Nilakaw raba si MAMA gahapon pa

Aw, Mo bayad unta ko sa akong Utang

PEDRO: Pero Naabot na siya ganiha pa

Doc: Iha, mukhang pumapayat ka at hinang hina pa.

Sinunod mo ba advice ko na 3 meals a day?

Girl: Diyos ko! 3 meals a day ba? Akala ko 3 males a day eh!!