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Quote from: Bambi on October 12, 2007, 05:55:45 AM

Thanks for the translation Insurectus.  I think, I did not have yet the time and chance to Welcome you here! Sorry kaajo for being late, ok? 

Abi nimo, perti god nahong pahid ug dakop sa imong avatar.....haskang buloka tawon - it looks very cute and i like it.

   
Kein problem und danke  hehehe

1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20
Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR! .
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2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick
it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned
it back.
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3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if
Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in
less then 10 years.
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4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left
with US$5 Million for his pocket money.
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5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US.
If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e.
US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as
rich as Bill Gates is now.
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6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest
country on earth.
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7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes, you can
make a road from earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you
have to make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total
of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money.
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8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he will live
for another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to
finish all his money before he can go to heaven.
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Last but not the least:
If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their
computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be
bankrupt in 3 years!!!!!!!!!!!

http://computerworld.name/evolution-of-versions-windows-from-10-to-vista/

Quote from: Gervistill on October 12, 2007, 06:15:19 AM
u mean elmer sumngat? national master na siya?

yup si elmer sumngat dugay naman to nakuha niya ang pagka national master
ambot lang kaha karon kung active pa ni siya sa chess

Quote from: Sigbin II on October 11, 2007, 08:07:34 PM
Ayo lang pud og ningliwat sa amahan, Gaw.  Bogo man pud ko sa chess.   I've been known to lose 13 games in succession sa usa ka tigduwa sa Plaza Rizal.

si sumngat tingali imo nakontra national master na baya to

Quote from: Ginger on October 11, 2007, 12:04:19 AM
unya ug mo hang ang mouse inig click? sigurado adto gyud padung sa toink...

dili pwede mahi baw-an kung kinsa nag butang sa karma oi kay mo sulong unya ang mga insurectus.

behave man ang insurectus

Quote from: asianfairy on October 10, 2007, 08:24:12 PM
HI INSURECTUS..

dili siguro maayo nga kabalo ta kinsay mihatag ug pakpak ug toink kay basin daghan manggiaway....ha,ha..

na saon na ni sige tag dawat wala ta kabalo ngano gihatagan ta ana

Quote from: Ginger on October 10, 2007, 03:02:26 PM

insurectus, pag bantay kay basin mo daghan imong toink/pakpak tungod kay gusto nila dakpon nang langaw nga naa sa imong avatar.

expect ko og pakpak kay sa pakpak man padung nagkamang akong binuhi

Ulo ng nagbabagang Balita

Water District, nasunog!!!
Tahanang Walang Hagdan, inakyat!!!
Bakla sumali sa away, napasubo!!!
Bagong tuli nagyabang, lumaki ang ulo!!!
Unanong madre, napagkamalang penguin!!!
Bulag nakapatay, nagdilim daw ang paningin!!!
Iceman nanood ng porno, nag-init!!!
Tindera ng suka, tinoyo!!!
Teacher nagkamali, tinuruan ng leksyon!!!
Lolo naakusahang nang-rape, pero sa korte....biktima ayaw tumayo!!!
Eroplano nag-crash, lahat ng pasahero namatay sabi.... ng mga survivor!!!
Basurero nagsampa ng kaso, binasura!!!
Dahil may reklamo, eskwelahan ng mga bingi nag-noise barrage!!!
Tubero, nagka-tulo!!!
Lalaki natagpuang pugot ang ulo, inaalam pa kung buhay!!!
Utak ng Sindikato, may Cancer!!!!
SuperFerry 69 nalunod, natagpuang lumutang nalang sa dagat!!!

1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.

2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

3. A shrimp's heart is in their head.

4. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is
said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English
language

5. Cat's urine glows under a black light.

6. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

7. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal
ads for dating are already married.

8. Rats and horses can't vomit.

9. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.

10. It's a fact that 100% of people reading this mail will try to lick their elbow.

lain ako style ani paniguro daan hinuon sigurado naman jud daog ang white but
after black moves Ka8, I go for Re7 making the black king's move on 8's only
then forward the pawn until reaching a8 square to become a queen or a rook
but making sure stalemale would not happen

AFAIK "lafang" is gay lingo for sex

liberated jud ning US awa gud ning pagkanta nila sa ila national anthem
perti ka daghan version sa tono

hmmm new wave era but still alive and kicking

Asa dapita ang martin's bar? and sa ako sad na observe murag reggae
man tingali na nga tukar or punk or whatever basta taas ang noise level
but the audience somehow naglingkod lang is it because bag-o pa lang
nagsugod ang show or wala pa nanga amats hehehe. It is because naa
ko friend diri naka base sa cebu mga punk og hardcore man ni ila then naa
sad sila murag tambayan nila and it is a bar then daghan pod mga gigs
especially weekends and expect wild crowd especially kung hardcore

hala ka just as I thought mao lagi jud kay sa uban forum karma man sad
tawag ani then diri is rated nakabutang then "pakpak" og "toink" man nakabutang
naa nuon ko natestingan ambot kinsa to nga user giclick nako both
pakpak og toink for curiosity lang sorry kaayo og kinsa man kaha to and basin
pwede maka suggest sa admin if possible makakita ta kinsa nag pakpak og toink
nato and for what reason

Quote from: galen on October 10, 2007, 09:20:56 AM
by the way, asa imong location?

Naa ko tagbilaran

Quote from: st. agnes on October 05, 2007, 11:29:22 PM
pero when I say ang route is TUBIGON-CEBU-TUBIGON wala may tiheras, as in mag lingkud lang gyud... naay ECONOMY (DILI AIRCON), tourist (AIRCON PERO DAGHAN MO KAAYO), BUSSINESS CLASS (nindot ang lingkuranan, for sure hiluna ra, then murag 10 ra ang seats---kaso dili man available--- kalas guro aircon)

nakasakay man ko tubigon-cebu murag last week sa sept to naa man higda nga dili
aircon murag 155 man tingali to plete

Quote from: ashton on October 07, 2007, 05:45:42 PM
Pacman was won last night by unanimous decision. pangit tingnan yong fight walang natumba up to 12 round.

its because barrera did not focus on offense it was all defense basta lang
mo survive and dili ma knockout bisan unsaon wala man siya dag-anan

barrera was not fighting for his name or his country
it was all for money a good investment for his retirement

well if nanobra ang kwarta gamit lang MS but
dako kaayo difference sa MS Office og Open office
in terms sa price ang more or less mao2 ra ang function

sa ako experience it was the chernobyl ang most destructive
hardware ang maguba specifically ang bios then ang hard disk
murag i reflash ang bios na igo jud ako PC ani murag 1999 man
tingali to pag 2000 dili na jud mo on ang PC but good thing
is under warranty pa ang pc then ako gitry balik sa tindahan
then gipulihan og brandnew

memory hog man ang Opera mao firefox na lang ko

exactly no one is safe online especially posted pics ....
look what happened to oscar dela hoya recently

unsa man lain diay lain business sa Google?
ako nabal-an is search engine ra man with those adsense thingy
and Yahoo does have a search engine too and is one big
webhosting company

karon kadaghan na jud ko ka encounter mga psu with
bulging capacitors and result ani is either mo hang or
autorestart ang PC

I believe Yahoo can also afford to buy google

wla ba learning tool ila spam filter nga once i move nimo ang email from
spam or junk to inbox ma recognize as valid mail the next time naa mo send?
Is this also true if paid account sa Yahoo?

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on October 05, 2007, 08:07:45 AM
Nice to share minds with you here in Tubag Bohol Gervistil. Si Piw-piw naa gihapon sa Inabangga. Si Nong Willy iyang papa, gikan man to diri sa Saudi ug wala na mo balik. Gi pangitaan man to namo ug trabaho si Piw-piw dire pere pirming demalason, ma ilogan.

Unsa man imong apelyido, Vestal ba? Naa ko mga amigo mga Vestal taga Inabangga.

Balik ta sa atong topic, naa gani mga Engineers ug Chinese na nga mga Chinese diri. Delikado kung mga hugmo ang building bisan wala pa mahuman. Known raba ang mga Chinese nga walay quality control.

hehehe wla quality control... this is also true to some electronic specifically computer
parts.
Well China is perhaps a threat to the Philippines on outsourcing industry I heard
the labor cost in China is cheaper than here in the Philippines

Yes they improve dili na kaayo mo alisngaw ang baho labi na naay animals
i carga

well i worked at Jagna before for almost 2 years and yes if I compare Dory and
St. Jude layo ra jud ang St. Jude in terms of condition sa sakyanan kusog jud
modagan ang Dory its because its almost everyday ang maintenance nila I doubt
ingon ani ba sad ang St. Jude but not all St. Jude nga sakyanan sad nuon.
Even sa sulod sa sakyanan you can clearly see the difference of these two buses
like floor, roofing and seats

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 29, 2007, 12:39:59 PM
naa pa diay ingon ana sa atua nga batasan?

not only in Bohol or Philippines.....

not sure how she can impress the people with all those
weird stuffs she'd been doing

hmmm lets try this thanks for the info bro

Im selling my used PC CRT monitors
black 17" Samsung 793V - 2.5k
black 14" Samsung (forgot the model i think 791s) - 1.5k

reason for selling, will upgrade to LCD

pm or email me user@insurectus.com