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Aray...tinamaan ako sa ulo...bulls eye!!! Funny, is it?

Is Bosoy a man or a woman?

Dear Mam,

Ngano man jod nga imo man kong kipatindog aron lili on ang mangitngit mo nga bintana?
Unja imo kong pangutan-on 'What is your name' nga kaila naman ka nako daan. Di ba imo kong gihubot pero wa nimo maibot? Unya imo kong gihasok pero nabaw ra ang ni dolot?

Pasensya kana mam at very weak ang utok ko. Mao nga hantod ron wa pa gihapon ko makat-on
sa kalawom sa imong gitudlo. Pero, mam ipanumpa ko gyod sa matag adlaw nga balik balikan jod nako ang lawom nga dalan paingon sa akong kalamposan hantod mauga na kining akong mga luha.

Goodbye my teacher, goodbye

Bosoy

Oi, tahimik kayong lahat dyan ano? Makonsinsya naman tayo! I agree with you Gener 100%.

Hayang Lady,

I will centerly luv ya 'til the end of mine!

Friends lang ta ha? No hard feelings!

Bosoy

CHA...CHA...BOG na si Gloria!!! Hep hep...hurrayyyyy!!!

Use bengay to control your muscles...and be a muscle control expert...

Nganong epekasin man tawon oi! Basig naay tupak sab ijang ulo sa baba. Kalooy no? Araaayyyyy!!!

Maajo diay nang injo bai kai taas man ug trust rating. Kining ubang agency bai manghambog pod na sila. Pero sa pagkatinood taas ang 'trash rating' nila-100%.

Mao ba? Sayang ang mga naudlot nga mga pangandoy....

With the declaration of Open Air Policy under GMA Administration giving flight incentives to foreign airlines to boost our tourism industry, many kaalyados welcome such thing with OPEN ARMS. That's why most of the local governments with potential tourist destinations geared up to build airport facilities to welcome tourist with OPEN LEGS without using first their open mind. Ibasura nato na!

Ms.da Bins...present ko oi! Di ko maka comment ug sakto kay sa amoa di man uso ang toothbrush. among gigamit ron pinutow nga sanga sa biyabs. 'Nya gidukdok ang tumoy aron maoy mohinlo sa ngipon. Very affordable man ni and the supply is very available anywhere else in Bohol.

Pati nas Pepe Peligrino nga taga Mabini...messiah sad kuno sija..

Swerte silas Nong Baning Bernido kay nakapalit ug mga kayutaang bato nga koron kwarta na!

Puro drawing lang gihapon ni bai Cal. Reports released by the present administration only serve as a 'window dressing' to invite foreign investors. But the truth of the matter is that, foreign capital investments register negative growth because foreign investors are shied away with the unfriendly business policies of the government. Ang uban ninglayas na lang ug mibalhin na sa Vietnam  and many more will follow suit. Abangan...Maong kasagaran dili na katuohan ang mga reports about positive ecomonic growth, not until every Filipino down the line feels it. Daghan pa man gani sa atong mga kaigsuonan nga nagsud an pa gihapon ug kalibkib hantod ron! How sad!

As I see it, the parameter used in this survey only covers the puchasing power of the people in the community. Why not include the level of corruptions in the local government? Level of corruption is often neglected in the survey because they find it hard to determine the likelihood of this particular discrete variable because this is stochastic in nature. The other parameter is easy to assess given the price of prime commodities and the average family income per capita. I may call this report as 'very misleading' because it doesn't in any way give the true picture of poverty in a particular area.

We just hope that the hardest things we experience now with the world economic crisis will be neutralized with the reduction of crude oil prices in the world market. However, with the downtrend price of fuel oil products now in market, roads in Metro Manila are becoming simulations of large parking areas all over. Another problem that aggravates the economic situation is that people are now saving their money at home instead of saving it in the banks. With the cost-cutting practices of most Filipinos happening now, business establishments also experience a slow down of their business because of low purchasing activity. Peoples' confidence level with the present economy is very low that's why they save their earnest money for the worst thing that might happen...economic collapse which is very unlikely.

Tsk, tsk, tsk...schedule ko pa naman nga mo attend ug Technical Forum sa Bangkok!!! Kamo na lang diha oi...

Manok pa jod bai nga bisaya...kalami sunoban sagulan ug kamunggay ug butong...Ha ha ha
kataw an bitaw ko diri sa mga amigo kong Tagalog ngano man kuno nga sagulan paman kuno ug butong nga aduna namay sunob? Only in Bohol!

Di na kaajo ko familiar sa mga dato sa Guindulma bai Cal...Siguro inig uli naho pohon mailhan ko ning mga tawhana. Gigimik ako...He he he...

Oi, Ms Da Bins, don't you ever try that one...Warning. Basin unyag ang imong panit moborot, dili imong tiyan.

Busted na ko diri sa TB MsDaBins, gibulgar na ko ni Manay Tess. Wa na koi mahimo. Huhuhu...
Akoi nangutana nimo una sa laing thread pero naisnab mo ako. Ok lang to...

Bitaw taga Guindulman ko...pero dia nako sa Manila nagsettle after a long stint ko sa Middle East.

Wa pa ko ka tilaw ug kiss sa mga Italians. Pero French and Australians I did. An Austalian kiss is just like a French kiss but only down under.

Wa koy problema sa atong mga Muslim brothers bisan asa sa tibook kalibutan. They are friendly like me. Lalo na nga ko'y problem sa atong mga Muslim sisters, they are beautiful and sexy!

Oi, happy thanksgiving diay kaninjong tanan diha!

Ako...beside.

Di sa lang ko mosompay sa imong post bai Cal, kay naitok na si MsDaBins, puro kuno ta sex...mga uwagan!!!!

Naunsa naman na si Angie oi! Nag serko serko, aerobics pa kuno siya...

Aaaay Angie kong pinalangga
ipadayon ang mga stilo sa pagbukaka...
tudlui ang imong banana sa pagligwat ligwat...
bahala na ug kinsang mga mata mangalibat libat...Bow!!!

Hala jod MsDaBins, awata jod na sila!!! We know they are just expressing their own side using their own points of view. So there's the seemingly never ending argument debatable since time immemorial and we still expect this argument to be carried further 'till the next generations to come. Only time will tell the truth with certainty when we all pass away from this earth. For now, we have to accept the fact there are three sides of an argumentation, one is the positive side, the other is the negative side, and the side which is often disregarded is the right side not the left. Now, question which side do you side? Hmmmm....

Bad breath? 'Laryngi-ataytis' ang sceintific name

He he he...protena bitaw na!!! Sa mga bading, tawag nila puro-tt-na. Hmmmm...

The problem with us people is that we cannot face our problems especially when that particular problem is our face!!!

bad breath? Don't talk to me!

Kuhaon gani unta kog consultant niya sa Asian region kaso lang nibalibad jod ko. Tiaw moy sa Population Control! Oi pagkadaghag uwagan ang Asia no? Labi na tong mga Intsek ug mga Pinoy. Mga bujagon kaajo!

OO nga! Nganong top ten ra man to? tingalig nasa number 100 ako!

Erap still don't accept he was unseated for PLUNDER. In some sense, he is correct. The truth is that the people (including myself) who put Gloria to power committed a big BLUNDER! Akala mo kasi TUPA, PUTsA pala.

In the next few days Bai Barrack would soon announce his no.1 picks to strenghten his presidential dream team when he assumes office in the White House.

Gen. James L . Jones - as National Security Adviser:  a retired four-star general, fomer top Nato Commander (first from the US  Marines), and a lifelong friend of John McCain.

Dr. Robert M. Gates- as Secretary of Defense:  he is currently holding this position under GWBush Administration.

Hilary Rodham Clinton- as Secretary of State: a close presidential rival of Bai Barrack during the Democratic Party primaries.

Good luck and may the US Eagle soars again higher 'yond the blue skies 'round the globe! God Bless America!

Paniudto: Steamed tilapia soaked with butter

BNC, na anseran ko na na, duha ug tunga ka kilo ang usa ka gantang. Pero, depende ra na sa klase nga gantangan aron makuha mo ang tinood. Ug baje nga gantangan imong gusto, moingon nang nagtinda 'kikilohin?' Ug laking gantangan imong gusto, pangutan-on kas nagtinda, 'titimbangin ba?'

Ug iwilik nimo unya nidikit sa estatuwa, pwede kang kasohag 'Statutory Rape'. LOL

Ug magpakapon ang laki ang tawag sa operation ay Vasectomy
Ug operahan ang apendicitis ang tawag ay Apendictomy
Ug may bad breath ka kinahanglan ang, Dontoctomy! (Don't talk to me!) PASAW!!! He he he...
PASAWAY jod ning kagwanga oi.

kinahanglan kahibaw ka nga maningkamot kung mag inusara ka.
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Sakto ka bai bnc, kaya ikaw Angie, magkamot ka na lang daw ug maginusara ka! LOL

Tumpak ka diha bai Cal.

Oi kanumdum pa gani ko maski tiguwang na. Mao man nay gituldo sa among mam sa una. Pero karon lain na kay ang usa ka gantang karon duha ug tunga ka kilo na. He he he...

Aaay kalami! Motagpas jod sa tiyan ang kainit!

Oi sa una bitaw, dili uso ang panti. Ug mang hangad gani mis una mangahadlok mi ug makakita ug panti. Karipas jod mig dagan. Tiaw bay ang naas panti nawong sa leyon! Sus, kahadlok, gwardiyado ug leyon ang ilaha sa una.

Ug saphigon nimo, mga unom ka salmon to.

Lami man jod nang bahal kay salin naman na sa mga lagong.

With the present set up, the function of the legislative body is not absolutely to create and pass laws. They are also given the executive power to implement government programs for countrywide development particularly at the jurisdictional area they are representing . That's why the government is alloting this Countrywide Development Fund (Pork Barrel) supposedly for them  to finance projects beneficial to their constituents. However, this issue for now is not timely. Why raise this issue now when the terms of many administration incumbents are almost over in a matter of one year? If they are true to their aspirations to change the system of government for the better, why not raise the issue right after the presidential election in 2010? There must be something fishy in the minds of the proponents!

Ang gantang dili tinapa kundili tinakos.

Oi naunsa naman mo diha. Unsa man diayng babaa injong silihan? Hoy kalooy ba sab. Kinahanglan mo mag panty! Pero Panty is not the best thing, it is only near the best thing!

Oi Manay Tess, wa jod mi idungog sa ato a nga womanizer ha? Excuse me. Babaero noon kay poro baba ra man. Sige 'wento' wala 'wenta'.

Oi basig lain imong sabot ha? Ang akong isyot sa babas galong kanang straw nga bagakay aron dali ra sujopon ang tuba.

Kanang galon nga way takob aron ahong isyot na lang...

Problema ko kay di ko tog ug wa koy tambiran. Hala pangitai kog matambiran ha?

Sardenas to oi, Ms Da Bins. Butangan dayon ug ligid nga tarsa, mora na sab tog remote control nga guyodguyod.

Hala jod! Ug mangahog jod tong mga hubog lumos jod! Blurrrp!

Ayayyyyyy! Silihi ijang baba...Mmmmmm

God damn all these politicians! GMA and the insularies are raising this issue for obvious reason-cling to power and nothing more!

Mga higala palit namo sa pandikit nga kusog kaajo mokapit kay sa Pioneer Epoxy. Mao kiniy gitawag ug Super Glo, kapit tuko ang kapit. Abangan ninyo, kay availble na kini sa daghang market! Super Glo walang katulad, walang kapares.

Bwad, sakit ka manulti. Naig an ko kay Arabo naman pod ko. Ara...buhok!

Kanang magpari ka mao ra na ug ningtabok ka sa usa ka tulay sa imong kinabuhi, a bridge towards living a celebate life. To live in celibacy is just like playing  BRIDGE game. If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.

Bisayan Express Pronunciation:
Celibate- (sil-ay-bate): playing with something using one's hands

Di ba ang BIT sa una mao na nang St. James College ug gialisdan na sab ug PMI?

Tapaki na bai aron di na molosot...

Oi, daghang man diay jamo nuisance candidates!

Mao ni mga isda nga ginganlan ug organic. Unlike cultured fishes, they are not grown using factory made feeds with chemical additives.

Abstaining sex is the most difficult task to do. Usa kini ka panakot sa atong kinabuhi nga wa joy makatupong sa kalami bisan ug pila pa ka kahong Ajinomoto ang isagol. Mas lami jod to.

Mga pagumangkon naho diha sa Cogtong nangiskwela kay very affordable man ug dool ra kaayo sa Guindulman. Di na kinahanglan magbawon kay ilang pangsud an pamuniton man lang sa katungganan.

Kuyaw ning imong pool MsDaBins...shaded! Lami jod mag night swimming kada adlaw dini labi na sa sayos buntag. Diri kalingaw mig swimming sa baha.

Pamahaw: Plain rice with itlog maalat con kamatis.

Pag uli nimo MsDaBins ihatag ni naho nimo. Pagityagaan ko na lang ang luma kong
Bolbo...Bolbolokin

Two signs of getting older:

First: Memory lapses, forgetful.
Second: Unsa gani tong una? Nakalipat ko!

Bravo! Muy bein!

Ye he! Na excited na noon ko nimo Angie! Pila ka damang tuba ang aimong ipainom? Basin ug mga ligid na mi sa bakilid sa kahubog.

Hapit ta mag abot diha bai. Na under sab ko ug Spanish ni Sir Butalid ug ni Sir Relampagos. Ang akong mga grado sa subject nila flat one jod maski bali balihon pa. Ug magroll call gani sila pwede epatubag lang nimo sa imong amigo maski absent ka ok ra gihapon. He he he...

Gener bro, puro susi pa lang yan wala pa yong wheels. LOL

Lay,

To which category you belong, the last? Just asking!
There was a medical report that masturbation ( regularly) is advised to prevent prostrate cancer.
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Hoi Manay! Maantigo pa gihapon mo agik ik si Manoy ug naa kanunay mokambyo. Pwede pa gihapon sugod premera hantod Quarta.

EVIL WINS BECAUSE GOOD PEOPLE DO NOTHING.
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Exactly! "Evil thrives when good people are tired of doing good."- Jovito Sanlonga.

Napkins pangpahid after....
Calling Cards for the GROs only...
Play money, pangdisplay lang...
Room and car keys,
  1- para ni Chedeng
  1- para ni Celeste
  1- para ni Ophra
  1- para ni Altima
  1- para sa Van nga may limang CR
He he he....senya na mo ha? Puno na ni. Wa nay kasudlan.

Impossible is what makes a man who couln't make it.
Improbable is what takes a man who couldn't think of it.

To overcome man's anxiety on achieving things beyond imaginations, the best thing he has to do is to forget...forget that you are what you are...or take away all your egos, the I am or Im then everything will be alright.

Badlungon
Bujagon
Binat...l yohoooo!!!!

To Boom Boom: Congratulations, for doing your best to win though how illusive it is now! Anyway life is but a game. Success is never a yardstick of winning or losing it, but on the way you accept the challenges that come to your life each day. Go on, and on, ...and on!

Ole! Arriva! Sus todos Boholanos esta bein los amigos! Yo ti amo con todo mi corazon!

Goliath stood and shouted to the ranks of Israel,..."Choose a man and have him come down to me. If he is able to fight and kill me, we will become your subjects." -1 Samuel 17:8-9

Dear God, may we feel your continued presence in our lives as we face the seemingly never-ending challenges that each day brings. Amen

An ejaculation a day...keeps that doctor away
This is a way...to make ur wife happy

Do it with caution: Follow the correct dosage below,

For men at younger Age     : Tri-weekly
For men at their Middle Age: Try Weekly
For men at Old Age             : Try Weakly
For Elderly                           :  Just Cry, don't try

OFWs are great people! May God protect you from your work, wherever you may be! Cheers!

Too much exploitation of nature creates imbalance and destroys its steady state. This natural law has been abused time and time again. It's so unfortunate. "When shall we ever learn!" -Peter, Paul and Mary.

rEPEaT n tRy 8 AgAin fOr tHE sEcoND TwIce....ObER n oVer AgaiN!!! gOOd luCK...

Oi Rose, tinood ba diay na? Siguro nangopya lang na sila sa atoa. Nakakita lang silag tunaan diri gidala na nila diha sa gawas. Ug gi commercialize pa jod kaajo. Pastilan jod no!

Quote from: Michael Ligalig on November 23, 2008, 12:47:39 AM
To A Layman: Anti-virus companies would run out of business without computer virus.

Some pharmaceutical companies would would intentionally create a disease to skyrocket sales of their newly created drugs.

Yes, Mike that's what really happen now!

Quote from: guadalrose on November 23, 2008, 12:16:26 AM

Layman did you read my mind??

LOL LOL LOL!

Yes, of course, I did! LOL

HAHAHAHA...MAY LANG LAGI OG SAKTO NGA LUGAR ANG NASAVE-AN, LAYMAN. OG TUA NASAGOL SA IGIT...PATAY KANG BATA KA!!!
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He he he...Kinahanglan sa saktong uteral file nimo isave dili adto sa digestive file.

Suka nga gibutangan ug upat ka siling labujo.

Pamahaw:  Fried bahaw nga rice with piniritong buwad and coffee.
Paniudto  : To be announced later
Panihapon: To be announced later

Ok...ipadayon mo lang.

Hoi intawon...tinood ba na?

I love Bohol kay daghang kaajong lab as nga mga klase klasing isda nga pwede tuwahon ug kilawon. MMMMM....iss you so much Bohol.

Abi nakog, nagsawa na ning babayhana sa Bohol. Oi, kadaffffi...kadako man ng mananapa na!!!

Enzo ipadayon mo ang imong eksperemento. Kahibalo ko nga makaani kag maayong resulta nga makatabang pod sa uban. Pero Dong Lor, ayaw jod mi kalimti ha? Basin naa kay mahibal an ug unsaon namo patuboon ang buhok sa among ulo nga gasinaw na.

I am pro-life and that is my choice!

Tinood bitaw na! Ug maayo ang relasyon sa magtiayon, kanunay jod busog ang asawa. Wa pa gani maolii sa iyang pagpanganak, buros na sab pag gawas sa tabil.

Ako diay pusher pod ko kaniadto. Graduate man ko sa kursong  Hair Science and Nail Cutter.