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Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous job?"

Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"

ms da binsi akong pun-an imong istorya,

Unya hing uli na lang si Boy, nanghuyhoy ang abaga ug nakasulti para sa iyang kaugalingon,
        ni male ugma dam-ag nay ma mo-mo (di bale ugma damlag naay ma pa pupo)

Bakla at Macho nagkasabay sa CR...

Bakla: Ang laki naman nyan sayo...

Macho: Wala na tong silbi kasi iniwan na ako ng GF ko... puputulin ko na lang at ipapakain sa aso!

Bakla: aw! aw! aw!

WHAT IS LOVE

Love is a hidden fire,

a pleasant sore,

a soothing pain,

an agreeable torment,

a sweet wound,

in short - a gentle death!

kadaghan na ba ani oi, lawom pa gyud, jawa-jawa sauna

LOVE IS BLIND ra man to.

1.  Gikuhit-kuhit, giduslak-duslak, gusto itutho...gisayangan pero giusap?

Answer = ga kaon  ug kinhason


4.Gausap ug bejabas, gatuwad-tuwad, sigig singgit, namirisi sa ka-ulit?

Answer = Gitubol?


     

Quote from: frog70 on November 07, 2007, 09:50:31 AM
hi mawjood

hello frog, kuyaw man imong mga pose oi, dugangi pa kuno be, ha, ha, dare

Quote from: willmerit on November 17, 2007, 07:42:27 PM
wahhahaha looya pod ni sister nabitin

he he, sakitan sa pus-on si sister adto

Quote from: Happy on November 16, 2007, 11:14:53 PM
Hahaha ok-ok manka mawjood imo man gipun-an

Napun-an ba to abi nako ug mao jud to ang original, naloko diay pod ko, LOL
O nia pay usa

DOKTOR: (sa pasyente) Iho usa ka sa kandidato sa mga pagawason na kay naayo ka na sa imong sakit. Duna koy mga pangutana nga kinahanglan imong matubag para ma confirm nato nga insakto ang among desisyon.

PASYENTE:sige dok, dali-a kay naghinam na gyud kong makauli sa amo, gimingaw na ko akong asawa

DOKTOR: sige kay gimmingaw man kaha ka sa imong asawa, anang bahina akong mga pangutana.Inig kakita nimo sa imong asawa, unsa may imong pinaka unang buhaton.

PASYENTE: syempre dok, gakson ug hugot, hawkan ug dugay unya inig ka taud-taud huboan dayon ug sinina

DOKTOR: pagkahuman ug hubo sa sinina, unsa pay isunod nimo nga buhaton

PASYENTE: ikaw gyud dok, mora pod ka ug ignoy, kuhaan gud sa bra unya tilapan ang n***les, kahibaw na ka sunod dok ayaw na ko pangutan-a

DOKTOR: kinahanglan makasiguro mi nga nabut-an na ka, unsay pay imong sunod nga buhaton, aber

PASYENTE: gibinuangan gyod ko nimo dok da, huboan gud sa p***ty, mao na to (lipay na ang dagway)

DOKTOR: pagkahuman unsa pay sunod

PASYENTE:kuhaon nako ang garter sa p***ty himoong pitik

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 20, 2007, 07:10:44 AM
Sus tiya mao pay pag abot naho, Tb dayun, kani man dayun akong nakita... akong mata wa pay rest kay nag drive mi ni banana.. nag katuiris akong pagbasa sa imong mga halangdon nga hunahuna, pero katawa ko kay abi naho ang GITAMAKAN ug gitakmagan!!! pwerte gyud nahong katawa, wahahhahhahhahhaha

hay ambot malingaw gyud ko ninyu oi!!!

Uy nagka anam na ug kalami ang istorya da, gikan sa nobela ni balong nag evolve sa pagka love triangle, nahimong quadrangle karon naa nay green angle, sige padayon lang mo oi kay lingaw ko kaayo, unya ra tong akong standardization nga trabaho

8. Bohol, Philippines - one of Philippines' secrets

"Bohol has numerous natural treasures that lure visitors to its shores. Although people usually go to its highly urbanized neighboring island Cebu, Bohol holds a charm of its own makes it distinct from other Visayan islands."

WOW  maka bukad ug atay, but honestly i'm also a frequent traveller tinood gyud nga lahi ang mga kinaiya sa mga bol-anon and you can differentiate it right away upon arrival be it by air or sea travel specially if you are coming from the neighboring visayan islands, modesty aside. 

Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on November 18, 2007, 09:25:40 AM
Users of a leading travel website has rated Bohol as one of ten "best spots you've never heard of" in a poll.

In an article by Reuters Life, the members of the travel website IgoUgo (http://www.igougo.com) voted Bohol, Philippines as one of ten previously-unknown tourist spots that are ideal vacation places.

The article cited the Visayan province as "one of the Philippines' secrets." The place was described as having "numerous natural treasures that lure visitors to its shores."

"Although people usually go to its highly urbanized neighboring island Cebu, Bohol holds a charm of its own makes it distinct from other Visayan islands," the article added.

Bohol was listed eighth in the poll.

The ten spots which made it to the list are:

1. Amarante, Portugal - a magnificent little city

"During my first time in Amarante, I found it such a nice town to visit, a pleasant 'discovery,' the only thing I could complain about was the weather... The lovely city is bathed by River Tamega and Amarante's beautiful architecture by its margins and green streets reflect on its water."

2. Sigulda, Latvia - a beautiful little town

"As the Gauja National Park gateway town closest to Riga, only 50 km southwest, Sigulda attracts its fair share of tourists, and deservedly so because it is one of the nicest small towns in Latvia. It is located on the banks of the Gauja river that winds through the forested hills."

3. Avebury, England - a Stonehenge alternative

"Avebury may be a lesser-known henge sibling to the massive stones of Stonehenge in the south, but it is certainly no less impressive. "Although Stonehenge's stones are so much bigger, the scale of the circle here at Avebury leaves the former well and truly in the shade."

4. Sorata, Bolivia - a mythical Shangri-La

"Bolivians mention Sorata (a small village of 2,000 people) as one of the most beautiful places in their country. They compare it to a mythical Shangri-La, placed in a narrow, faraway - almost lost - valley in the mountains. "

5. Camargue, France - for a Spanish/Gypsy flavor

"It's an unusual corner of France with many Spanish and Gypsy influences, worth a day or two for those who enjoy outdoor activities or a touch of the exotic ... The Camargue is a national and regional nature park of marshes and wetlands encompassing the Rhone River delta, just south of Arles."

6. Victoria, Argentina - the "City of the Seven Hills"

"Victoria is known as the "City of the Seven Hills" and the whole landscape is beautiful. The Parana Delta starts here, and goes all the way down to Buenos Aires."

7. Budva, Montenegro - on a dramatic coastline

"Budva is a 2,500-year-old seaside settlement about halfway along the dramatic Montenegrin coastline. The immaculately cared-for old town juts out into the Adriatic Sea on a small peninsula and is surrounded by tall stone walls."

8. Bohol, Philippines - one of Philippines' secrets

"Bohol has numerous natural treasures that lure visitors to its shores. Although people usually go to its highly urbanized neighboring island Cebu, Bohol holds a charm of its own makes it distinct from other Visayan islands."

9.Cuyutlan, Mexico - black sand, green waves, sea turtles

"The beach is the reason to come to Cuyutlan. It is long and wide with black sand and rolling waves ... the seafood is fresh, abundant, and inexpensive."

10. Perthshire, Scotland - in the heart of highlands

"Blair Castle, the ancient seat of the dukes and earls of Atholl, has been awarded five stars as a visitor attraction by the Scottish tourist agency, its highest award. The castle enjoys one of Scotland's finest settings."

IgoUgo.com touts itself as "the world's leading online travel community" with 350,000 members who share opinions and experiences on destinations around the globe.

The users of the website voted for the list based on their experiences, and reader comments accompanied each place.

source: ABS-CBN News

Pastilan much awaited gyud ning posting sa nobela ni balong oi, gisubaybayan ni nako kay unja mauwahi ko sa developments misamot na ron kay naay intermission nga love triangle. maayo pod ni kay makalibre na ta sa national bookstore, true to life pa.

Heaven on Earth Kuno

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her
gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

More of the nude ms.

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that towel."
 
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?"

Quote from: Happy on November 16, 2007, 06:00:20 AM
hahaha b***t diay

ANAK: Umiiyak, Nay pasayloa ko, buntis ko karon
NANAY:Hilom, ayaw pag binuang diha, dili ko gusto makadungog ana
ANAK: Tinood lagi Nay, ikaw pa lang ang akong gitug anan
NANAY: Pag dili ka mo undang ug bagulbol, puspusan ka nako ug binugha, hala   
              layas pagdaro na didto Pedro kay udto na.

Quote from: grazie7y on November 09, 2007, 04:07:51 PM
Ms. A, I will leave my ad to your yahoo ym.  Wala man mi ga confe ganina but I got to chat with Ginger and Happy.  Midnight na pod dre so I will log off na pod.  Until later.  God bless you too, Ms. A.  Thanks a lot for your friendship and niceness to me! 

Asa ra man tong tig check sa attendance oi, gisubay jud nako ang thread para maka register ug ikapila nako, basin mahatagan ta ani bisan ug garapon na lang

Quote from: Ginger on November 08, 2007, 04:34:33 AM
dong, ma yakan la ak hin waray para di ma intindihan.

nga iruy! dire ak mapatol hin mga tawo nga dire taga aton!

Mora bitaw ug lainon ug kinaiya sa tal nga bol-anon, da uroy pasagdi lang na siya kay mas daghang man tang maayohon, cheers!

Quote from: Happy on October 21, 2007, 09:05:59 PM
wala guroy bisita manganha lol

A chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar...

SPIELBERG hit the chinese...

CHINESE: why did you hit me?

SPIELBERG: coz you bombed Pearl Harbor, my father died there.

CHINESE: but I am  a chinese not a Japanese, stupid!

SPIELBERG: Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese... all the same! ... chinese punched Spielberg

SPIELBERG: and why did you hit me too?

CHINESE: Thats for the sinking of TITANIC.

SPIELBERG: but the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, you fool!

CHINESE: Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... you are all the same!!

Quote from: jules_unicode on September 12, 2007, 08:32:15 PM
Good Day everyone! I am new here and hope I will enjoy my stay here in this site. See yah around!

Dajon jules unicode ajaw kauwaw, you are very much welcome, trust me you will enjoy here

Quote from: Fiel Angeli AraoaraoGabin on October 30, 2007, 03:15:53 PM

She's my mother. She retired after 26 years of service as Physical Education teacher and Bukang Liwayway Dance Troupe founder (BHS-BPHS-BNHS) in 1989 and is now in Manhattan, New York.

katuod ko sa inyong balay sa graham avenue, unya kaila pod siya tanan namo. Fe Garcia diay tong iyang co-PE teacher niadto

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 30, 2007, 01:17:21 PM
Peeesti gyud ka Mawjood!!!!

hahahahhahahhahhah

Naglaway ka sa kaibog, har! har! har! tag anan nako, ako pod, tabangi lagi ko mam unsaon pagsugod ug topic  para magsige ta katawa deri

Quote from: willmerit on October 30, 2007, 11:27:07 AM
wa pa ko kabalita mawjood sa resulta.  pero adtong nanawag ko sang adlaw, miingon man tong akong brother nga ang mga sk kuno sa amoa isigtaguay sa mga botante.  sa panahon nako, wa man tawn na mahitabo.  ang mga milansad sa sk kuno, isig iyahay ug hipos sa mga botante, inapsanay kuno ug dakong kantidad.  ambot ba oi, bisan mga sk nag involve naman ug pinalitay.  di na jud tingali na mawa sa sistema sa atong panggobyerno kanang "pinalitay sa boto."  so sad to say, but it is very rampant.  hope sa ubang parte sa atong province, malinawon.

tinood jud na will haskang pinalitay ug boto, morag ang SK maoy training grounds para mahimong traditional politicians ang mga kabataan

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 30, 2007, 12:01:42 PM

Asa man ka? unsaon man ka namo pag tabang???

unsaon man pagsugod ug topic deri.

Quote from: Fiel Angeli AraoaraoGabin on October 30, 2007, 10:23:27 AM

Hi!


I purposely expanded my Yahoo, Friendster, Bolanon.com, Ringo and siquijor.ilovemyprovince.org networks as support campaign for my Panglaonon friend, Anna Maris Arcay Igpit, Miss Bohol Sandugo 2005 and Binibining Pilipinas â€" World 2006, who represented the Philippines in the Miss World pageant in Warsaw, Poland in September 2006, that’s why I tried as much as I can to reach out to many people through the internet. It was my simple manifestation of support for Maris who I know represented the best of Bohol and the Philippines during that time.

The process of “scavenging,” or to put it lightly, being “resourceful” in gathering e-mail addresses started with going over my collection of business cards of the people I met before I entered the government service and of those people I don’t even know. I require complete names when I save my contacts in Yahoo. As in the case of married women, aside from their middle names, I also asked for their mothers’ maiden names after my Bohol National High School schoolmate Zipporah A. Fortich â€" Orion, now a nurse in Texas, informed me that she was able to trace her relatives through my mailing list.

Sir Jun, if my memory serves me right, I think I got your name from the Tigum Bol-anon sa Tibuok Kalibutan (TBTK) souvenir program last year. After then-Councilor-now-City Vice-Mayor Jose Antonio Salera Veloso asked me to organize the TBTK Festival Welcome Program, he gave me a copy of the TBTK souvenir program and I copied all the e-mail addresses I came across with which I saved in Yahoo. Then, after the Maris Igpit support campaign followed the Tagbilaran City Fiesta, Sandugo / TBTK and voters’ education info materials for the May 14, 2007 general elections. I think it was from there that Mike saw my contacts whom he eventually invited to Tubag Bohol. (Speaking of Mike Ligalig, Jerome, Cielo and I extend our condolences to the Ligalig Family.)

As I’ve stated beforehand, one doesn’t have to be a politician to help people or make ripples in their respective fields of endeavor (besides, AN HONEST CANDIDATE WILL NOT WIN WITHOUT MONEY as again proven in Monday’s barangay and Sangguniang Kabataan elections â€" PATHETIC! Maayo gani kay wa pa ma-"corrupted" ang federated parents-teachers association and alumni officers elections - at least, ang mga pobre nga pareha nako nga wa'y ikapamudmud nga kwarta para ikapalit og buto duna pa'y higayon nga makahatag og "tinuoray o tiunay nga serbisyo") - my challenge is information dissemination in the simple way that I can. 

Sir Jun, Bran, Elsie (St. Agnes), and Angie Gulle, thanks for the inspiring messages. I am truly honored.


Fiel

Fiel, ig unsa man nimo si maam wency araoarao, ako to siyang PE teacher sa high school silang duha si Ms. Fely Garcia. Actually halos kaming tanan magsoon graduate sa Bohol High

Quote from: Glen on October 30, 2007, 12:22:52 PM
willmerit dool ra ka sa Ocean Isle Beach? katung balay nga nasunog unya 7 students ang patay? Looy pod no?

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

  MAN: "Hello"
  WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
  MAN: "Yes"
  WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
  MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
  WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
  models. I saw one I really liked."
  MAN: "How much?"
  WOMAN: "$90,000"
  MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
  WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
  MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."
  WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
   MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

  The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Quote from: Bohol on September 19, 2007, 05:02:50 PM
Mau na jud ni.

Welcome to Tubag Bohol mawjood.

Hello anybody out there, pasyensya na jud mo nako gusto unta ko mag sugod ug topic pero dili man ko kahibaw unsaon ignorante pa man ko deri, tabangi intawon ko ninyo kay pwerting laaya

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 29, 2007, 09:08:29 AM
welcome mawjood!

daghang salamat teng, wilmeritt and lorenzo sa inyong pagpadayon nako sa TB, unsay balita sa election didto sa bohol mga kahigalaan,
hinaut unta nga malinawon

Quote from: Happy on October 27, 2007, 06:35:12 AM
hahaha sorry jud mawjood peace

Okey lang, there's always a first time, bitaw nakuratan lang siguro ko

Quote from: Happy on September 19, 2007, 09:03:52 PM
welcome to TB mawjood..

sorry jud mawjood kay ang masulod sa ako hunahuna kay ang expression nga amaw jud 

mawjood (mao jud), the usual expression unique to boholanos
kalooy pod nako

Quote from: Sigbin II on September 19, 2007, 05:47:00 PM
Welcome, Mawjood!

Daghan salamat

Quote from: M2M on September 19, 2007, 05:20:39 PM
hello!
Mawjood, welcome to TB.... maw o jod  ingon nila na  ma enjoy ka dri..

Enjoy gyud ko kaayo deri ug katawa, mg basa lang sa una ko sa inyong mga entries ha.

Quote from: Bohol on September 19, 2007, 05:02:50 PM
Mau na jud ni.

Welcome to Tubag Bohol mawjood.

Mawjood (pronounced mao jud),para ma feel nako nga taga bohol jud ko.  Salamat sa inyong pag welcome nako  deri sa TB. Dugay-dugay na ko tig abli deri pero puro basa ug katawa lang akong gihimo, sorry guys, wa pa koy lakas loob.

Quote from: Ginger on August 17, 2007, 11:49:50 PM
hahaha pareho ta galen, melrose place ra nga salida nahibaw-an.

junayag, how about handuraw? murag dili man tingali synonym...

ang pinakaduol nga synonym sa kahidlaw is, gikamingawan, something that you long for nga imong naandan

Quote from: Gervistill on September 01, 2007, 05:22:19 PM
Maid nakakita ug condom after sex sa iya amo nga couple…

Maid:  Unsa man ni uy?!
Amo:   Inday, wla diay sex sa inyo bukid?
Maid:  Naa man Sir pero dili sad ani kagrabe nga hasta panit mga tangtang!

hapit ko matuk-i ug kinatawa, a good joke

Quote from: Bohol on June 20, 2007, 01:16:52 PM
Calape is on the western coast of Bohol. The town was established in 1802. The first settlers were said to be immigrants from other places such as Cebu, and other municipalities.

kinsa may ubang taga calape dinhi sa TB kay akong roots taga calape pod, calling calapean, ila-ila ta

ashton, morag taga calape pod imong roots kay morag sweto pod ka

Quote from: Bohol on June 20, 2007, 01:16:52 PM
Calape is on the western coast of Bohol. The town was established in 1802. The first settlers were said to be immigrants from other places such as Cebu, and other municipalities.

oi dili lang takla, tujom og tinoslob ang piskay ug lamian nga pagkaon sa calape, ang ila pod nga tableja nga mora ug jolen, pure kaayo