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Aw apil man nang hot para ma inspire ta. Mao bitaw mag tan-aw kong Emeril, dili gyud ko ma inspire kay dili man siya hot. Ahahahaha

Kuyawa pud sa sex appeal anang Teng noh? Apil amigas, gusto man siya kamangon? Ahahahaha! Waaaaaaaaah!

It stimulates the dopamine receptors in our brains, which are the pleasure centers of our brains. Having new shoes, and trying on new shoes, it is a very special kind of sensual pleasure. Mao to ingon sa libro nga akong nabasa. Ambot tinuod ba. Tinuod na, Ms Grace? Ahehehe

Yes. He's hot. How To Boil Water. Hmmnn. hot! hahaha

hahaha! Basin gi frame to niya ms grace. he looks at it before he sleeps.

Ms Grace, selective man gud imong lactose intolerance. Ice cream na gani, wala'y epek ang lactose intolerance. Bwahahaha!

I love Tyler! That pasta dish I made, it was really, really good. He's my new cooking hero. He's hot too! Wahehehe

Mao gyud! Ang problema ra gyud ni Teng sa kinabuhi, kumbera ra gyud! Ahahaha! Maka hanggap lang na siya ug humba, happy na na siya.

Wahahahaha! I will dedicate every bite to Teng.

Yum! I love soy milk, Ms Grace. It's what I use for my thai tea. Oist, I baked Tyler's Ultimate Cheesecake baya. It's so good.

Quote from: grazie7y on February 08, 2009, 01:30:51 AM
teng, the epitome of an accountant!

Wahahahaha! Gi career gyud! Lifront na gyud kaayo ning Teng gyud. Perte na tong patid patid sa katre ron.

Life's simple pleasure: Looking at my pretty cookies from Grace.

Ms Grace: do you know the reason why women love shoes so much? Ahehehe!

Quote from: glacier_71 on February 08, 2009, 01:29:09 AM
fridging for food...

what kinda food?

cute man gud, mura ewoks! ahahahaha joke!

no stilletos anymore, ms ginger! hahahaha

I love my new work shoes!

Quote from: Ginger on February 08, 2009, 01:21:27 AM
Liman ka'g mabusog sa kiss? Lami gyud diay na. hahahaha
Sayang wa ko mo kiss ni teng pag EB namo last July.

kani si teng, cost-efficient and diet-friendly, wala ka'y gasto sa groceries unya kanunay kang busog.

Posting back in TB hehehe

Buot pasabot Ms Gingah, maka lips to lips lang ni Teng, mabusog na? Ahahaha!

Nag damgo pa to ug adobo ron, Ms Gingah. Pero honestly, suerte kaayo ning tsiks naka maka lips to lips ni teng, kay iyang lip shiner, humba. Wahehehe.

Bwahahaha! Dili lalim Ms Gingah

Quote from: Gingah on February 08, 2009, 01:09:45 AM
hahahahahaha!

sure ko naa pay lain.

Bwahahaha! Oist, ma curious gyud to's Ms Grace ron ug unsa pa'y laing sinaw.

Quote from: hofelina on February 08, 2009, 01:05:35 AM
Purbida kanang almerol, naka agi pako ug kanang kamisola sa akong uyang, pinagahi , lisud raba plantsahon kay mamilit.

Manay Tess, ayaw ug angkon nga nakasuway ka anang almerol. Ahehehe!

Yum yum! aphrodisiac ra ba nang ampalaya Ms Gingah. Hahaha! Ayaw palabi kay lisod na.

^Seven dwarfs pomade pud Miss Gingah! Hasta langaw ma slide. Si Teng, sinaw simod, sinaw buhok, sinaw agtang...ambot unsa pa'y laing sinaw ana niya! Hahaha

Hahaha! Wala oi, I cooked breakfast kay ning anhi ganina akong mother-in-law. We had breakfast together. She's doing my taxes for free, so I need to be nice. Hehehe. Pamahaw na dai.

Uso pa kaayo nang bayle oi. With petromax, unya pagawas dayon ni Teng iyang violet nga bell bottoms nga naka almerol. Payts na kaayo na sa mga tsiks! Hahaha

before breakfast appetizer: one box of cherry squares

breakfast: turkey bacon, cheese & garlic biscuits, scrambled eggs, sweet tea

Hahaha! Maayo unta wala to na late sa trabaho tungod sa TB.

Quote from: grazie7y on February 08, 2009, 12:51:34 AM
Hala ka Thyl, bangunguton gani to si Teng karon atong gihisgutan unya naghagok na siguro pati kibot adto karon! hahahaha teng!!!  damguha ang kumbira ha?

Paita pud nang apil kibot nag hagok oi? Murag bugal bugal man nang imo Ms Grace. Wala ka nasayod nga sikat na si Teng sa Inabanga, mao na siya si Piolo Pascual sa ilang lugar. In demand na siya sa mga bayle bayle.

Ms Grace: himoi ug excuse letter si Teng ha. Ako man to naghimo last year.

Kani btaw si Teng, basin inig kita ani niya sa akong avatar, iyang mahuna hunaan, kumbera! Paita ani oi, sinaw man pud ning akong simod, pero 2nd ra ko nimo Teng! Dili nako makaya imong abilidad nga molayat sa Jadestar makauli lang sa Bohol. Bwahaha!

ms grace, TB dokdok nang iyang pamahaw. Ning dalikyat na'g dokdok before work. Hahaha

Quote from: Gingah on February 08, 2009, 12:49:02 AM
hahaha family reunion na sad?!

The whole month of May, family reunion na nilang Teng. Hahaha!

Gimingaw na bitaw kong teng oi. Everytime naa ko'y makit-an nga nagsinaw ang simod, si Teng dayon akong mahinumduman. Gi career na gyud na niya ang kumbera. Tan-awa nang iyang avatar, murag nanukad na, ready get set go! ahahaha

Quote from: swakee on February 07, 2009, 02:28:11 PM
Thanks Mae... na-touched ko da (i dont know why nga tig-a man unta ko ug balatian) huhuhu

swaks, nakuhitan diay ni mae_flor ang sensitive part of your heart? Hehehe

Quote from: Manong JOSE on February 08, 2009, 12:37:21 AM
Aguy... mga balaknong pulong na usab ang mitabon sa atong kukabildo. Mag hinay-hinay na ako sa pag kabysa sa akong habol kay basin maunhan ako sa akong pagbati nga mao unyay makaingon sa dili ko paghikatulog.

Manong JOSE, goodluck making gakos2x to your unlan.

Manay Tess: na surprise ko lagi oi, daghan man diay nagpangga nako. Abi nako ug si Balong ra ang daghang nagpangga.

Quote from: Michael Ligalig on February 08, 2009, 12:28:31 AM
Hinandum nga C2H4,

Bisan tuod ug ang mga lawa-lawa sa kalimot mitabon na sa imong kasing-kasing, apan pabilin ang imong pangalan nagsidlak diha sa mga panghupaw sa paghandum...

Salamat, Mike. Ayaw palabi ug handum kay mobukad akong atay.

Thank you, Balong. I'll let her know.

swak: ako kang gilibak sa pikas thread. LOL

Korek! Mo agree ko anang gwapa! Hahaha

Miss Bambs: I miss you too! Mwah! Salamat sa musical candle.

Gingah: Makatakod oi, murag virus. Natakdan kong swakee. Ahahaha! Joke lang swaks. Mapatyan gyud ko adto ron.

Angie: Salamat sa greetings!

Gingah: mao diay sige ko'g kapandol kay ga sige diay ka'g handom nako? Hahaha!

I feel like I need to explain my self-imposed hiatus from TB. I went to rehab. Last year, I was diagnosed with an illness that is, for now, without no known cure. It is called Chismisitis. I had to enroll myself in Tsismosa Anonymous to learn to manage/control this devastating disease. Swakee is my classmate in the rehab program. Hahaha! Gi buking ka nako swaks!

Quote from: Gingah on February 07, 2009, 11:41:45 PM
OMG! You're online!!!

Welcome back, birthday lady!

mwaaah

Ms Gingah, thank you! Mura'g multo diay ningkalit lang timaw? LOL

Quote from: Manong JOSE on February 07, 2009, 11:52:15 PM
ok na lage ka karon Ms. Ethyl?

Manong JOSE, aside from the fact nga na impacho ko kay akong gi habhab hurot ang goodies ni Grace, I'm ok. Hahaha. How are you?

Thank you sa tanan ming greet! I am honestly shocked (but very pleasantly surprised) that y'all remembered my birthday. I was trying to forget it myself, kay tigols na intawon ko. Hahaha!

Ms Grace: My mom-in-law told me there was a package for me waiting at her house, that was very late at night. Paspas pa sa alas kuatro ko ning karatil ug dagan padulong didto. I love everything! Salamat kaayo! The mango squares, I ate them all last night. The cherry squares, I ate them all this morning, the moment I woke up. The gorgeous cookies, I can't bear to eat them yet. They're too pretty! Salamat, Ms Grace! You are the best! You know my weakness!

Swaks: You are my partner in crime. Thank you for all the fun times.

Mae-flor: Salamat sa greetings!

Mike: Thank you for Tubag Bohol. And thank you for the balaknon (and very sweet) greetings!

Gingah: Salamat sa greetings! I think of you when I wear my H&M. Dili S&M ha! H&M hahaha

Dong Lorenz: Gimingaw ko nimo Dong. As in. :-)

Teng: Asa atong kumbera? 

Manay Tess and Manong JOSE: Salamat sa pag greet!

Ganahan baya kaayo ko sa porma sa Cadillac, very classy. Mao man na kasagaran sakyanan sa politicians, nagbaha gyud ang caddy sa Washington. Your banana has good taste in cars Ms BeLLe.

About the gas, mao lagi oist, dili na gyud mobaba ning presyoha ni. Kapait ba ani. Antos nalang gyud ta ani para ma santos, hahay buhay.

Sakto gyud! Hahaha! no money, no honey! malingaw man ko nimo oi

Dili gyud puede magtinapolan kay mapasmo ang bitok! Hehehe

Naa ko'y mga kaila nga pinoys sa CA Ms BeLLe, they are on welfare. Mga tapolan kaayo, dili mangita'g trabaho. Wala man unta deperensya sa ilang lawas,ka edad ra gud nako. Ning migrate lang gyud sa US para magpa welfare. They're disgusting.

Ms BeLLe, when my mother-in-law bought a Honda, her dad (banana's granddad) got upset. Nganong mopalit kuno ug car sa enemy. Hehehe. World War II vet man gud to, kahihumdum pa siguro siya sa ilang gubat sa Japanese.

Ingna nalang imong banana magpa palit ka'g Escalade w/ 22 inch rim. Hehehehe.

Kaning pamilya ni banana, American cars gyud na sila. Dodge, Chevy, Ford.

Love is a limitless resource, and an insatiable need. We can never give enough nor have enough of it.

Quote from: benelynne on July 13, 2008, 10:32:35 PM
I was raised a Catholic and received education from the Jesuits until college. When I got married, I started attending my wife's Protestant church just so we could be together on Sundays, and I found the free expression of worship liberating and exhilarating. I think there is an abundance of common ground in both for me to dwell in the differences.

I believe we can't be saved by religion. We are saved by our faith. Daghan pud ko disillusionments sa mga pari, but I also have first-hand experience of the weaknesses of pastors. So I don't focus on the frailties of man but on the perfection of God.

Very well said, Mr Bene. Sakto gyud, religion doesn't save us. Ang mga pari mga tawo ra man pud na sila, kung makasala sila, it's between them and God. It doesn't disillusion me, coz mas daghan man ko kaila nga mga maayo kaayo nga pari. Do you know Fr. Chapman SJ? He was my most beloved priest. I cried for days when he died.

With regards adtong pari nga cgeg counseling adtong ex-wife sa akong uncle, na affected baya gyud ang parish. Kay giluod siguro ang mga tawo maminaw niya magwali sa misa about God's teachings, unya cge siyag counseling on the side. I think the counseling has been going on for close to ten years now. What I don't understand is why wala gi futbol sa Obispo ning paria.

I can't even grasp that number, Dong. It makes me shudder.

They treat their women like rags. They treat their cows better than their women.

Mahal gyud kaayo btaw Ms BeLLe, ang ako gani nga pasta (tooth filling) sus ning tagaktak ang 200 oi, with insurance nato, in-network dentist pa gyud. Hay, I miss my dentist in Colon gyud.

ms ytesski, mao gyud na gipangandoy ni banana kanang Dodge Charger, Dodge Avenger or Dodge Magnum, kay manundog siya sa iyang idol nga si Jimmie Johnson. Hehe. Nindot btaw kaayo porma Dodge Charger oist, pang race car gyud.

Dinhi, daghan ko nakit-an nga mga flashy cars. Daghan man gud nagpuyo dire nga mga hiphop stars, rap stars...unya kana sila, they like flashy cars, complete with chrome wheels pa gyud nga ga tuyok tuyok with matching boom box. sus

Quote from: asianfairy on July 13, 2008, 03:10:56 AM

PS.
Dong Bran, ang ako buot ipaibot sa akong "dili logical" nga comments nga ang ubang nasulat sa bibliya morag lisod ipractise in reality. And you are aware yourself  that even priest commits really BIG sins by sexually abusing young boys and not getting married but have many mistresses.

Mao na angay nalang unta itugot nalang na na sa catholic church nga paminyoon ang mga pari kay sa makasala ra sila.

Unya I dont believe nga kon way tuli di mahilangit???
OMG.

Sa una ako baya na nahurot basa ang New testament pero pagkahuman nalibog rako.

Ms. Bams...mobasa bapod ka ug bibliya?

Hala, tinuod gyud nang ubang mga pari gyud. Ambot na mention naman cguro nako nga akong uncle sa una naay problema sa iyang asawa mag cge sila adto sa kumbento kay magpa counseling ni Pader, na unsa naba nga lahi man nga klase sa counseling gihimo ni Pader oi. Hangtod karon, toa pa ang ex-wife sa akong uncle cgeg pa counseling ni Pader. Ngeks.

Ms A: We can always share. Hating kapatid. Hahaha, unsa na ni oi!

Ms B: medyo na ayo na ning bolang krystal Ms B kay cge nako haplasan ug lana. Hehehe.

Quote from: asianfairy on July 13, 2008, 02:00:45 PM
Opps, before I forgot: I decided nga usa nalang ka share ako kuhaon para mahatag panas uban ang akong ikaduha nga share.
I am sad that C2 and Mari is not with us in this Green Village. Di makompleto ang mga tagi...

Ms A, mobisita lang ko nimo kanunay sa imong payag sa Green Village ha. Hehehe.

Scott, nganong karon ra man intawon ka pakita oist? Mingaw na mi nimo.

Nalingaw ko's imong Harry Potter pic. hahaha

Bisan sa Adobo Putoshop ni Sigbin, puede na mahimo nga special epek. Hahaha

Korek gyud ka Ms BeLLe. Welcome to American life. Kanang na experience sa mga call center agents ron, that's the day-to-day life dire. People in the service industry get cursed at, it's part of the job. Dili lang gyud personalon kay ikaw ang alkanse. A tough skin is needed sa ing-ani nga klase sa trabaho.

Kung mingaw sa TB, I go to my tried and tested backup forums. Hehehe

Kanindot anang ligo ligo sa dagat oi. Ambot ngano kaha ni nga mas lami man gyud ang pagkaon kung naa sa beach.

Simbako! Makapanguros man pud ta anang presyoha Ms Gem!

Ms Lumine, I like your grotto. Dili lang kaayo ma klaro kay cute ang pic.

Hehehe, natural man gud iyang pagka donyatic Ms Lumine. Maong whether in good times or in bad, donyatic always gyud na siya. Hehehe.

Luv Yah Ms BeLLe!

Mao gyud, Mr Brownman. Sakto gyud ka. I remember one story told by a friend nga naa daw gwapa kaayo nga dalaga ning sakay sa jeep nga perteng muboa ang sayal. Natural, pag lingkod na, halos makita na ang panty. Syempre ang mga lalake, makatutok gyud. Ning reklamo kuno ang babae kay nganong ang mga lalake cgeg tutok, mga manyak daw. Buing pud tong bayhana. She can't expect to wear something like that and not have an effect on people around her. Of course, it doesn't justify rape. Nothing does. Pero women should know that certain actions have certain consequences. Yes, we enjoy freedom to express ourselves, but we need to express it responsibly. Kung wala sya nakagusto adtong gitutokan siya, aw mag sul-ob siyag tarong nga sayal oi.

Ms Lumine, wow! You were such a lovely bride! I love it!

Ms ytesski, naa ba'y In N Out sa Sacramento? Mao raba gyud na akong giplanuhan if ever makabalik ko's CA, mo habhab gyud ko's french fries. Pero unsaon man ni nga high in saturated fat man na oi. Basin mo kalit lang ko'g drop dead ani. Lisod raba ning nagka edaran nata, it's getting harder and harder to ignore our health.

i-apil ko'g langoy swaks

Hehehe. Ayaw hilak Dong kay maghuot akong dughan.

Let's keep on keeping on. Every single day, we fight the greatest battle of our lives. We fight for our souls. And God is there with us every step of the way.

Luv Yah Dong! Mwah!

Agnes, when I see you smile, it makes me smile pud. Makatakod imong smile oi. Pang colgate gyud. Tinud-anay ning ako ha.

It is always my pleasure, Dong. Always.

Hahaha!

The men in Guam have the best jobs in the world.

Basin mahibaw-an nalang nato toa na ning migrate sa Guam ning atong mga cats sa TB.

Hinaut dili makabasa si Teng ani, kay mo diretso to lupad apil singgit, Capt Barbel! paingon Guam.

Ngeks

oist epekto na sa tylenol

Oist, thank you kaayo for sharing this with me, Dong. I am likewise touched by your story. Kahilakon ko. Natakdan ko ni BeLLe kay kahilakon pud ko.

The beauty of this forum is that we find people who inspire us and impact our lives even without seeing them face to face. You're one of those people, Dong. I am inspired by your faith.

Just last night, I had one of my nightmares. I get really bad dreams from time to time. I wake up, semi-conscious, unya it always happens nga mura ko ug ma paralyze. I couldn't move my body, my legs, my arms. And I am consumed with fear. I start to panic. And always, always...when I say, "Jesus help me. Mama Mary help me", I suddenly am able to move. I can't explain it. It might be psychological, I don't know.

All I know is: living without God is not living at all.

I know I can't do it.

You are in my thoughts as well, Dong. And my prayers. Stay strong and steadfast. And keep on inspiring us.

I remember that time was very scary for you, Ms BeLLe. I know how you felt gyud.

bwahahaha

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than 'going blind!')

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside And deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) 

In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'

(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of???)

(Did the government pay for this research??)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside.

'Your son is here,' she said to the old man.

She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened.

He was heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement.

The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed.A ll through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile.
He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings, the cries and moans of the other patients.

Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words. The dying man said nothing, only held tightly to his son all through the night.

Along towards dawn, the old man died. The Marine released the now lifeless hand he had been holding and went to tell the nurse. While she did what she had to do, he waited.

Finally, she returned. She started to offer words of sympathy, but the Marine interrupted her.

'Who was that man?' he asked.
The nurse was startled, 'He was your father,' she answered.
'No, he wasn't,' the Marine replied. 'I never saw him before in my life.'

'Then why didn't you say something when I took you to him?'

'I knew right away there had been a mistake,
but I also knew he needed his son, and his
son just wasn't here.
When I realized that he was too sick to tell
whether or not I was his son,
knowing how much he needed me, I stayed.'

The next time someone needs you ... just be there. Stay.

wow! what a lovely boat, Ms BeLLe! so very lifestyle of the rich and famous! hehehe

nindot kaayo ang idea sa EB gyud unta, but realistically, I can't make.

If an EB does happen, I will be with you in spirit nalang gyud.

The boat is soOoo tempting though.

^I had a dream like that too. I dreamt that he was in a casket, and his gf was a vampire who murdered him. Sus, kulbaa nako oi.

Quote from: ms da binsi on July 13, 2008, 07:07:33 AM
dili na sha co-pay Thyl mao ra jud na ang bajad, wa man kuy insurance sa teeth. kaming duha wala, nag salig man ning usa diri nga ijang gnipon mura ka lig-ona sa ngipon sa karabaw! hahahhahahha so mao nga wa sad ko, sija bitaw bajad! na shock ko kay pag sitar sa dentist kay abi naho 200 ra sus igon man sha after ijang gi inumerate ang buhatonon hmmm its 450! sus na tiurok dajun akong mata! hwahahhahah unja akong dala kay 300 ra sus naka dugang si banana ug 150. pastilan, ngipon diri sa Merika pagka mahal!

aw, kulbaan ko dah...mao btaw cguro daghan pinoys manguli sa pinas para didto magpa repair sa ngipon

Asa na dapit Villa Escudero?

I think I've read somewhere before that Mardi Gras means Fat Tuesday? Ambot kaha mao ba gyud...

anyways, ganahan kaayo ko magtan-aw sa TV anang Mardi Gras sa Brazil sa una kay mga Brazilian women mga gwapa kaayo, but these days, I see scantily clad people and all I think about are the number of STDs (or STIs) they share among them...

ngeks

^honestly, ms belle, dili nalang gyud ko mo apil kay wala gyud ko'y wawart ikapalit ug yuta, huhuhu mao gyud na ang tinuod

ga cge gani ko imagine dire, unsaon nalang if banana and I lose our jobs, patay gyud, mag linya gyud mi ani sa soup kitchens. ambot paranoid gyud ko.

bisitahon nalang tika sa imong payag sa village ha, unya magpa picture dayon kos Da Binsi Rd

btw, ka mahal diay magpa ibot ngipon noh? kanang 450, co-pay ra na sa insurance? ngeks! mosakit man pud atong ngipon anang presyoha...ka pait oi...

anyways, bisan wala na ka'y wisdom tooth, gwapa man ghapon ka, so ok ra hehehe

agay! ka nindot anang mag hisgot ug EB oi...haaayyy...

hahaha, ms ytesski, murag nasayop ka'g type sa iyang nick.

kay akong nabasa dire, boring-itoy. hehehe.

Ms Belle, sakit diay intawon imong ngipon? I'm sorry gyud, murag na feel gyud nako. I'd rather have dysmenorrhea every single day of the week than have a toothache.

Remember kadtong nag post ko kadtong namatay nga friend sa akong bro-in-law kay nag inom Lortab? well, they did an autopsy and found out, septicemia from an abscessed tooth diay naka ingon sa iyang death. mao ako pud cge ko imagine dire nga ga abscessed tooth pud ko, nakig lalis ko's akong dentist, he said I'm fine and I don't believe it! I'll pull out my own teeth of I have to!

Unsa imong gitumar diha? Maayo unta naay baligya Serogan dire noh? maayo to kay ipaslak ra tos ngipon, epektib dayon...

Ms ytesski, puede picturan nimo imong cheesecake next time maghimo ka?

I am hoping nga basin makakita lang ko sa pic, mabusog nako. Hehehe.

Happy Birthday, Ms Bambs! Mwah!

oh my! good bye Krispy Kreme na diay ko ani?

huhuhu

farewell to you my friend, Krispy Kreme original glazed...it was fun while it lasted...

ayaw kumpyansa, Dong. Ning kurog baya tong mga kano sa mga vietcong.

anyways, ka mga niwang ana nila oi. What do they eat? one piece of peanut all day?

Unsa man ni ilang gituohan oi, dili ma spelling. Banana was watching a show on TV last week about India's caste system. Luoy kaayo ang mga Dalit (or the Untouchables) kay sobra pa sa mga slaves ang pag trato nila. Pinakaluoy ang mga Dalit women. They perform a ceremony where one woman is chosen to be the village's resident prostitute, which means any man in the village can have sex with her. And she can never say No to any man who asks for sex. And she can never get married. She will remain the village's sex slave for the rest of her life. And apprently, they consider this quite an honor in their culture. Ngeks.

Quote from: swakee on July 08, 2008, 04:01:51 PM
pikat nimo diha C2! naa nay prayer si DD oi.

"Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change". Na-accept na niya ang akong pagkabotboton!

swaks, naa pa'y laing prayer ni DD oh: Lord, remind me always that murder is a sin.

hehehe joke lang swaks!

hehe

agay, dili nalang ko mo apil anang topic sa circumcision kay daghang mga sekreto ang mabisto ahahahaha

lisod na

It's a beautiful poem, Mike. But it makes me remember the white lady who used to make estambay sa among natad. I had french windows in my bedroom sa Pinas, with sheer fabric nga kurtina, klaro kaayo kung naay molabay. I was always scared nga molabay ang white lady. ngeh

btw, kuyawa man nang imong avatar, mura man ug leaving on a jetplane

hehe

^maayo kaayo nimo pagka han-ay ug explain, bolingitboy.

bisan bolingit ka, dili bolingit imong gipangsulti

Ms BeLLe, it ain't over 'til the fat lady sings!

I am the fat lady! and I am singing!

kaput! kaput! kaput!

Quote from: ms da binsi on July 13, 2008, 04:21:01 AM
bwahahahhahaha!

ilansang sa krus ang mga juwa nga nag google2x! wahahahahhahhah

ps.me too Thyl, i had lived my life to the fullest and i have nothing to ask for more...Im done!

mao na'y gi ingon, the spirit is willing, but the flesh is...done!

kaput! nada! hahaha