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Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 12:06:18 PM
huh?tan aw nimo?nakaadto nko?

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 12:02:57 PM
Di ba isda man na?

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 12:04:50 PM
He he, mobukaka jud kon bukikion...

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 12:05:17 PM
hay.....kamo jud ga boys.....hay naku...ewan....huhuhu...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 12:03:57 PM
Peace na jud kay nagkasinabot na tang tanan...

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 12:01:13 PM
hmm...bsag bata makasabot  xa bout ninjo ipasabot....peace

Quote from: islander on August 12, 2010, 12:03:06 PM
"maay pang matay/ mga buktot, mga putot/ maay pang matay..." (to the tune of "don't let me down" by the beatles)

morag si jeffrey hunter, a cebuano radio actor circa 1970s-1980s, and nikanta ani, bigyi.  wa ko kadungog ni yoyoy.  hinoon, lisod sad ug moangkon ko nga kahibawo ko sa tanang kanta ni yoyoy kay di baya gyod.  gapasabot lang ni nga bata pa gyod diay tingali ka, hehehe.

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 12:01:40 PM
Maagian man hinuon nang tanan.

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 11:59:48 AM
ginama?how can u make a thing kng kalag nka..wanay lawas.....saonz....

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 12:00:42 PM
Bumigay?

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 11:59:42 AM
Kasikbit sa mga hiniwa...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 11:58:08 AM
Kanta man na ni Yoyoy: Are you going, to the bakulaw...

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 11:58:07 AM
u know wat...ur being mean....

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 11:57:10 AM
syalan ba gud d i...

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 11:53:41 AM
weeehhh...murag lain na ni injong giistoryahan da..

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 11:50:25 AM
hahahha..unxang klasehang pasalubong?hahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 11:54:26 AM
Lahi ba pud tong bulalakaw, Bay?

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 11:52:27 AM
hahaha.....mao


pwede pud ihatod

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 11:52:31 AM
Bag-ang ang mogawas kon magahilak...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 11:51:36 AM
Kuyaw, basin makuryentehan inigpangihi.

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 11:48:17 AM
Basin manambasakanay...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 11:50:27 AM
Mogawas ra man hinuon kon masuko...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 11:49:27 AM
Kon ingon ini imong uyab, madugay ganahan na lang pud kang mokulata...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 11:40:30 AM
Barinahan na lang pud. Gamiting lang jud para dili kasudlan og upaw...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 11:41:54 AM
Naay mga baje nga dili lamian kon dili kulatahon una...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 11:46:18 AM
Makasamad ang ngilit...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 11:45:03 AM
He he, wa matagak sa yuta, way bun-og ang hinog sa punoan...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 11:43:43 AM
Moduaw ka sa impyerno? Nah, ma-hostage jud ka...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:58:20 PM
Baki nga balhiboon? Maajo jamong pagkahubit...

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 11:40:32 AM
purgatoryo ko ky ako unya kng duawon...hahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 11:38:50 AM
Hatagan ta kag kontrasenyas...

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 11:36:09 AM
agoiii.......saon na....

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on June 17, 2010, 09:09:09 AM
Punjab, India: Suspecting her husband of infidetilty, a woman cut his private part to teach him a lesson at a village here on Tuesday night.

Bholath DSP Mohinder Singh said the woman Baby, a nurse, had lodged a complaint with the police last evening against her husband Jaspal, a three-wheeler driver, accusing him of having illicit relations, but later withdrew it saying that she would teach the husband a lesson.

Police said the woman allegedly mixed some intoxicant with liquor at night and served it to her husband. She later cut his private organ using a knife and went to the police station and narrated the incident, said the police officer.

Police arrested her and admitted the victim in the local civil hospital. The doctors referred Jaspal to a hospital in Jalandhar where his condition was stated to be serious.

Police registered a case of attempt to murder against Baby based on the complaint of Jaspal's father Piara Lal, who is the sarpanch of the village.- source: sify.com

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 11:29:59 AM
saon......yate na.....

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 11:30:56 AM
pastilan pud...wa lng gud kulatahay..istoryahon gud tarong...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 11, 2010, 07:50:01 PM
Mao jud. Haskang tikia ning mga butakal diris TB...

O.T. Expression man ni MDB ning "haskang tikia". Haskang tikia, wa na man motunga ang atong buotan nga kaberks?

Quote from: bugsay on August 10, 2010, 11:20:56 PM
nihit ang isda sa kadagatan sa Bohol......kana gibasi sa akong super fish detector nga bugsay

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 11:23:47 AM
mouli ko xa amoa kung kulatahon ko xa akong bana oi..kahayahay ba nya mangulata nga dagku na nagkita..wa gani ko kulataha xa akong ginikanan nga maoy nagpadaku nko....

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 11:25:27 AM
dont get it...xay lat on ba?

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 11:21:05 AM
hmmm...ngita pakog bana nga pwede bun ogon....hehehe

Quote from: Scarb on August 11, 2010, 01:09:19 AM
Logisch 

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 11, 2010, 06:40:20 PM
Kining posporo nga sudlanan, buhatan gani og compartments. Kahinumdom ko nga akong mga ig-agaw sa Cebu maoy kusog moduwa ani. Kaka man to ilang tawag.

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on August 12, 2010, 07:55:31 AM
sa kadato ni lucio tan, billion dollars naman gani na ang iyang asset syaro di sad siya makahatag sa iyang mga tawo. no wonder bati ug serbisyo ang PAL, allied bank ug PNB hasta ang ilang beverage company walay lami ang produkto.

Quote from: bugsay on August 12, 2010, 11:13:14 AM
tig-a'g bilatian...ay este, balatian.

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 11, 2010, 08:32:33 PM
He he, nalugpitan kay humok nang daan...

Quote from: islander on August 12, 2010, 11:09:05 AM
paskang luora, bai hubs.  maayo unta ug wa na buhii sa pustiso ni lola ang junior sa rapist.

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 11:10:35 AM
Mahibawo ka unya ka, Bay...

Quote from: islander on August 11, 2010, 08:03:56 AM
si judas.  unya, di man si judas ang banang mangulata, mao nga di pod maghigok.

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 11, 2010, 05:48:59 AM
Kawala gud nimoy puangod, Scarbie, di jud nimo tagaan ug kahigayonan nga magbag-o ang tawo? Si Judas gani naghinulsok man... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 11, 2010, 03:10:26 AM
Mao ra na,preha pod sa bakakon ug mangingilad..once nakazuway na ka..better get rid of him ky mao na kanay iyaha- ughs

Quote from: islander on August 11, 2010, 09:06:19 PM
we already have legal separation and annulment.  so these aren't enough? 

the bill's proponent points to suffering battered women.  why not propose instead more stringent laws against batterers, like categorizing wife-battering as a crime in the league of frustrated homicide?  

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 08:59:08 AM
bwahahahaha.... .

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 10:52:11 AM
Basin naa kay friend nga qualified para ini... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 09:16:39 AM
...which, in some susceptible animals, leads to logorrhea. (u know na kaau)

Quote from: manilyn on August 12, 2010, 08:49:45 AM
yes......motoo ko...

Quote from: islander on August 11, 2010, 10:32:43 PM
motoo ko anang tulo, mr. vist.  motoo sad ko nga wa gyoy motawag nakog buddha kay niwanggot tawon ko.

Quote from: Vistabel on August 11, 2010, 10:26:28 PM
sa akoa lang pangagpas kanang nagpatoo-too ug naay Langit, Emperno ug Purgatoryo sila mga mga tao nga frustrated magicians nga gustong ilhon mga maoy Dios/Ginoo/God/Allah/Budha/....

Quote from: islander on August 12, 2010, 12:14:58 AM
bigyi, motoo ka ba nga naay antartica?  nakaadto na ba diay ka?

motoo ka ba nga ang lion mokaon ug tawo?  nakaon na ba diay ka?

motoo ka nga si rizal gipusil sa bagumbayan?  didto ba diay ka?

Quote from: gwargz on August 11, 2010, 05:26:28 PM
       
Wa na, binadlisay na. Morag syatong. Way lapasay. Hahahahaha!

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 11, 2010, 06:31:07 PM
Depende asa dapit mosakay...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 11, 2010, 06:23:51 PM
Karon pa bitaw pud ko. Wa lang ko magsaba dayon kay hadlok ko ingnong ignoy. Pero tambaloslos, spider? It's like saying nga ang baki, kwaknit... 

Quote from: islander on August 11, 2010, 11:54:32 AM
sensiyoan nakog kilat.

Quote from: islander on August 10, 2010, 10:14:51 PM
my batchmates have retired long ago, bai vhinz, hehe.

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 09:15:57 PM
Basin daghan pud kag experience sa stewardess nga maoy nisakay...

Quote from: islander on August 11, 2010, 10:22:20 AM
mahibaw-an kun pila ang grado sa glasses ni bai hubs?

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:54:05 PM
He he, ajaw karoha, Scarbie, basin mouk-ok...

Quote from: Scarb on August 10, 2010, 08:51:33 PM
Whahaha wla ka kahibalo sa lumolopyo sa lim-aw ug ija komplot?..bitoka gud oi  

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 11, 2010, 05:34:35 AM
Kagid kay kurikong sa amon man, upod lintik gid nang litsugas ya...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:51:19 PM
Kuyaw kon maohon. Basin si Inday makaya---

Quote from: islander on August 11, 2010, 10:02:46 AM
hapit ko kuyapi.  scarbzy, mag-blood compact gyod tawon ta nga di ta mag-ing-ani ha?

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:50:04 PM
Kanang linyaha gud...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:49:25 PM
Naa pay kinokakan nga alingugngog jamo...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:48:32 PM
Taga Este tali bitaw...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
Smiling ni pero peligro kon mawilkan kas laway...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:41:41 PM
He he, morag lambay nga gilapwaan. Pero kinsa man guy dili maglikay sa tubow...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:42:50 PM
Ang santilmong tambaloslos maoy naa anang abilidara...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:35:46 PM
Aw, aron mapahimuslan, sanggo-tan...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:37:52 PM
He he, magkinto-kinto lang ko...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:37:06 PM
Puyra buyag, dim light ni...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:33:17 PM
Sa nawong lang daan, morag isog ang dugo sa baki...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:34:23 PM
Naa puy ilong ang nagsiga...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:32:23 PM
Unya kay malibang man bisan asa...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:29:35 PM
Santilmo? Unsa man, naglukdog nigo?

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:31:27 PM
Deep-sea diver diay tingali. O kaha, frogman?

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:30:23 PM
Aw, gibalandra man...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:25:11 PM
Manglat-as diay.

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:26:07 PM
Medyo hitsura jud hinuon pud...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:24:23 PM
Basin diay gikan sa ilawom sa dagat? 

Quote from: islander on August 10, 2010, 08:23:58 PM
basin hybrid.

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:20:15 PM
Moingon og, ang giling mo tsing!

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:22:27 PM
Aw, kon kuripot ka...

Quote from: islander on August 10, 2010, 08:20:18 PM
panamin kahag  suway, bisag di ka taga-isla...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:16:38 PM
Amirol sa panty nga makaon...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:18:45 PM
Di jud hinuon nato matag-an kay abilidaran man to.

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 10, 2010, 08:17:34 PM
Morag naay laing lingaw to ron...