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akong mimie, ingon akong didie, taga bukid jud kuno
ug muadto ug beach, mangolekta ug bato---
batong iglulugod.
ug muadto ug suba,
dajon ug pamunit ug bato---
batong iglulugod.
kanang bato na rounded,
mejo hamis hamis
mejo hagas has hagas has.
ako pud, kay liwat lagi sa ahong inahan,
na naanad ug manglugod basta maligo,
(mao ray kadugayan sa banyo, hala panglugod!)
nangawat ko ug lugod sa banyo sa akong inahan.

ang ahong lugod miabot na ug china.
gikan sa guangdong, ngadto sa beijing.
karon dia naming duha sa japan
karon pako kabalo sa kalain laing gamit sa lugod
pwede pangkuha ug dawu, dalikdik.
pwede imartilyo
pwede idukduk sa kutsilyo aron maabrihan ang de lata
pwede idukduk ug ahos ug luy a

pwede himuong self defense (or murder) weapon
pwede i bato lata
pero kay sosyal naman kunohay ko gamay
usahay, himuon nahong book stand akong lugod

or dili gani paper weight
mao kini ang ahong lugod
maayo nalang gani kay wala ni siya nasakpi sa immigration maski wala ni siyay visa visa
kay kung naatulan pa, sus napuno nako sa dalikdik karon !
ang ahong lugod na kinawat gikan sa banyo sa akong inahan
baw!

on my winter vacation to china, i met two filipinos on a train. they were teaching english at the most famous university in china which is qing hua. i talked with them in english so that my american friend could join in our conversation, then, i switched to bisaya because it has been a long time since i have spoken the language to someone in person! however, not even five minutes into the conversation, i switched back to english because i found myself struggling for visayan words. my friend later on commented that, although he didn't know the bisayan language, it was apparent to him that my english is far better than my bisaya or tagalog. some people would regard that as a compliment, i, however was disconcerted. it's just so sad, this inability to speak one's language fluently. this is never a problem with the chinese and japanese.most often, english speakers are even hard pressed in finding english counterparts for some chinese and japanese words. for some filipinos, if not all,it is the other way around, we struggle to find the tagalog or visayan counterparts of some english words. how do you say orange (the color) in bisaya? what is the tagalog of swiveling chair? what is the bisaya of shorts?
last night, as i was blogsurfing, i came across a blog written in bisaya (http://cooloperator.wordpress.com/). although the words used and the content were a bit crass, i was thoroughly impressed! it is difficult enough to speak full throttle in bisaya, how much more to write a blog in the language!
help me....how do you say these things in bisaya...
orange-
green-
shorts-
swiveling chair-
refrigerator-
and if you have other english terms itching to be known in bisaya please, idugang lang...

i registered here a couple of weeks back but, for the life of me, i couldn't figure out how to navigate this site...and i know i've read a "how-to-navigate" link before, i am just too lazy when it comes to reading how-to stuff, so, i decided to wing it. the winging turned out to be something that involves...well nothing...
so here i am, taking a shot at winging this thing again (at this point, it must be obvious already that i do not have any idea what i am talking about.). HELLO, i am rivafilia estoque (oh complete name na ha) and you can google my name up if you want but, i warn you, my sites are one of those pay per view thing! HAH! i'm a newbie, an ignorant newbie and i am awaiting chin's warm welcome hug. as much as i appreciate her offer of her uterus, i'll take a pass at it and go for the bahalina instead, plus some *wink wink nudge nudge.
i still don't know what i am talking about and where i am going. oh yeah, roseth, the half of the horny couple, introduced me here and i wished she taught me how to navigate and post photos here too. i am currently living in japan, wage earner by night, a complete bum by day (now, you probably know what i am doing here huh?) and i would like to suggest that we change our header photo because, although the misses are way way way beautiful, it just doesn't encapsulate the beauty and essence of what is bohol and of what being a boholano is (yes, one of those is "being a boholana means you are just innately beautiful, ditto!)...
on that note, i'll stop blabbing and start waiting for instructions on how to navigate this page, post photos and for chin's kinutil!
rock on, kaliwat ni dagohoy!