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A group of Cubans deserted their island.  In the middle of  their arduous journey to
Miami, the oldest Cuban aboard, suffers a major heart attack and asked for a flag of
his country, to bid good-bye to his dearest Cuba.  The other Cubans search
desperately in their boat to find even anything that will resemble a flag of their
country to fulfill the old man's last request.

A T-shirt, a handkerchief. .. etc. exhausted and almost ready to give up all
hopes... a 20-year-old girl interrupts their desperate search and shyly told them of
her tattoo of the Cuban flag that is inscribed on the left cheek of her
buttocks.  The leader of their journey, persuaded the girl to show it to the dying
old man, and that she will be doing a great favor for the old man.   The young girl
slowly pulls down her shorts and lowers  her underwear... showing the Cuban flag in
a beautifully shaped tanned buttock ... she approaches the dying man and  sticks
her ass right on his face...  The old man... caresses the "flag," grabs the cheek
with both hands and starts kissing the flag with great passion saying "My dear
Cuba, I bid good-bye to you with great sadness... my beautiful land, my flag, my
Havana ... I will miss you...."

After going
passionately for almost 15 minutes... he says to the girl..."now.... chica... turn
around, por favor... I want to kiss Fidel good-bye!

   A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told,
  he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding
  night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in
  the darkness.

  He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My
  darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry
  frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -
  juss anyting you want. You juss ask... So... Whatchu want?" he says,
  trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress
  her.

  A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)
  for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try
  something I have heard about from other gurls... Numbaa 69."

  More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
  puzzle he asks her... "You want... Garlic Chicken with steam
  vegetable?"

A forward:

ONLY A FILIPINO MAN CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN...(smile)


On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.  Screaming, she stands up in
the front of the plane.

'I'm too young to die,' she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to
die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!  Is there ANYONE on
this plane who can make me feel like a
WOMAN?'

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
peril.

They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of
the plane.

Then a Filipino man stands up in the rear of the plane.

He is gorgeous, tall, well built, with dark black hair and brown
eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. -
one button at a time.


       .......No one moves.
       .......He removes his shirt.
       .......Muscles ripple across his chest.
       .......She gasps....
       .......and He says......


       'Iron this, and get me something to eat....'

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