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The 2010 Presidential Election
« on: September 26, 2009, 08:32:27 AM »
I like getting by  email Perry Diaz’s
 
“Balitang Kutsero” columns.
 
They are fun. Here’s one of them:
 
“It took Noynoy lot of courage when he entered the presidential race with nothing but a yellow shirt on his back and a fire in his belly.
 
But the other candidates are also on fire.
Manny Villar has fire in his pockets which has been burning hundreds of millions for his campaign.
Erap Estrada has fire in his heart which endears him to the powerless poor.
Chiz Escudero has fire in his head which gives him lots of ideas on how a kid could run the government.
And Gibo has fire in his ‘cojones’ which, in spite of his .2% rating, keeps him going against all odds.
 
“And what happened to Bayani Fernando?
He still couldn’t figure it out why Gibo beat him for PaLaKa’s nomination?
He should have known that La Gloria’s preferences were Noli first, Gibo second, and Bayani… zero.
Now, he’s saying that he’s going to bolt PaLaKa! Quo vadis, Bayani?
 
“Who are the other casualties of the Rigodon de Horror?
 Dick Gordon found out that he’s too chubby to fight like Flash Gordon.
 Nick Perlas found out that nobody is reading his website on how he will run the government.
 Fr. Ed Panlilio found out that being a priest is not enough to exorcise corruption out of government.
 Bro. Eddie Villanueva found out that to win he has to be ‘numero uno’ not just a ‘miron.’
 Loren Legarda would find out pretty soon that beauty is not a replacement for brains.
 Miriam Defensor-Santiago found out that brains is not a substitute for beauty.
 Jamby Madrigal knew that money can’t buy brains.
 Jojo Binay found out that he needs charisma to win.
 Bro. Mike Velarde found out that being Charismatic is not enough to win.
 Noli De Castro found out that running for president under Gloria’s PaLaKa is a ‘kiss of death.
 JC de los Reyes found out that to run he needs to learn how to walk first.
 And Erap Estrada will soon find out...
 
that at 72 years, all he could do is play domino.”

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