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Re: I want to start a political dynasty. Can anybody show me how?
« Reply #40 on: September 18, 2007, 11:20:17 PM »
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More learnings from Lorenzo;
continuing reflections from Mike, Ashton,Ms Da Bensi, c2h4, zamoralorna, Galen and Franklin
so far:

1. Identify the town where I have lots of relatives.
2. Prepare money, preferably more than 1 sack of it.
3. Identify and buy connections.
4. Take Dan Lim as teacher
5. Be a fisherman politician
6. Take plenty of sleep while tumbling in bed
7. Copy Marcos' technique on infra projects as illusions of development
8. Use the Church (and other religious groups)
9. Be like the acute businessmen, bring in foreign investors
10. Be a disciple of Mike Ligalig of Tubag Bohol Fame
11. Be talented, a friend to everyone (even to the enemies), throw away lots of cash
12. Be a political opportunist
13. Use the police to throw your weight around; any dissent must be nipped in the bud
14.  Fix broken window panes immediately


Hmmm we're getting a bit philosophical now ;D

So more ideas?

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15. Be prepared to wake up in the middle of the night
     (some people'll knock at your door asking for hinabang ang pamilya tua sa ospital or punerarya)

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Re: I want to start a political dynasty. Can anybody show me how?
« Reply #41 on: September 19, 2007, 03:31:21 AM »
Another:

To secure your political dynasty, you might want to befriend powerful friends in other countries. Your government's legitimacy to rule will be further strengthened if you have the backings and support of powerful nation states such as: The United States, Peoples Republic of China, Russian Federation, Union of India, ASEAN, EU, etc.


Also,

Modernize and strengthen the power of your Armed Forces and secure their undying loyalty to your commands. Foreign states will be disauded to go to war with your dynasty (or civil insurgents) for fear of immediate retribution by the Armed Forces. I recommend that you rally and create a powerful naval force, and a capable air force. An army/ground force of ~500,000 units (and reserves) would properly secure your political dynasty.

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Question to Gec,

Are you looking to install a democratic/ republican form of a political dynasty? Or are you looking to install an Imperialistic/Monarchical dynasty??

If so..what would the name of the new nation state/ kingdom/empire be?

My recommendations are: The Federal Republic of Philippines (this also includes the state of Sabah, after your dynasty takes it back from Malaysia) ;)

Or after you unify Malaysia and Indonesia with the Philippines, you could install an Imperialist regime and have yourself enthroned as Emperor of the : Empire of Greater Malayapura

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Re: I want to start a political dynasty. Can anybody show me how?
« Reply #42 on: September 19, 2007, 07:31:03 PM »
How extensive do you want your dynasty to be, GEC?  Do you want control over a barangay, a town, a city, a province, a country, an international region, or the world?

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Re: I want to start a political dynasty. Can anybody show me how?
« Reply #43 on: September 19, 2007, 07:50:53 PM »

Okey another idea:

15.  Have an armour plate skin and always wear it.

16.  Nerves like Imelda Marcos


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Re: I want to start a political dynasty. Can anybody show me how?
« Reply #44 on: September 19, 2007, 09:36:10 PM »
Dili nerves like Imelda, he has to find a wife like Imelda. kita untang duha mo qualify pero menjo naman ta... o di ka gwafahan ana???

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Re: I want to start a political dynasty. Can anybody show me how?
« Reply #45 on: September 20, 2007, 12:08:12 AM »


one has to be Imeldific? not only in drive... aggressiveness / assertiveness, but has the charisma who always project the beauty of the soul....Madame Marcos believes and speaks of love and beauty..

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Re: I want to start a political dynasty. Can anybody show me how?
« Reply #46 on: September 20, 2007, 01:41:27 AM »
I agree with you Jun... i like her a lot...palangga gyud to sha kaajo ni Makoy, kay ihatag gud bisan unsa gusto niya???

Bisan tuod ug kinawat ang datung pero ang sencerity ug devotion sa usag-usa nila, pwerte

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Re: I want to start a political dynasty. Can anybody show me how?
« Reply #47 on: September 20, 2007, 01:49:22 AM »

I agree with you Jun... i like her a lot...palangga gyud to sha kaajo ni Makoy, kay ihatag gud bisan unsa gusto niya???
Bisan tuod ug kinawat ang datung pero ang sencerity ug devotion sa usag-usa nila, pwerte
so meaning to say, find a wife with waray blood (like me) ;D ... mas nindot pa gyud tingali kay mixed with boholana. :D

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Re: I want to start a political dynasty. Can anybody show me how?
« Reply #48 on: September 20, 2007, 09:53:31 AM »
so meaning to say, find a wife with waray blood (like me) ;D ... mas nindot pa gyud tingali kay mixed with boholana. :D

Tinuod jud na Miss Ginger...my close friend is Waray. Grabe gyud siya, all of her ex-bfs were crazy about her. Even her husband now, grabe2x jud ka in lab niya. There must be something in Waray blood, Ms Ginger. Unsa kaha?

 ;D

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Re: I want to start a political dynasty. Can anybody show me how?
« Reply #49 on: September 20, 2007, 01:44:33 PM »
igat ang waray,,, mao na sha....

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Re: I want to start a political dynasty. Can anybody show me how?
« Reply #50 on: September 20, 2007, 05:46:37 PM »

Woweee!

I'm now processing the additional inputs from Lorenzo, Sigbin II, Junayag anf Ms da Binsi.

On the question as to what extent do I intend my dynasty will reach, I should say.... it's good to think BIG, I mean, REALLY, REALLY BIIIIGGG. ;D

Your additional inputs are most welcome!



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Re: I want to start a political dynasty. Can anybody show me how?
« Reply #51 on: September 20, 2007, 06:47:21 PM »
Tinuod jud na Miss Ginger...my close friend is Waray. Grabe gyud siya, all of her ex-bfs were crazy about her. Even her husband now, grabe2x jud ka in lab niya. There must be something in Waray blood, Ms Ginger. Unsa kaha?

 ;D

Ang mga waray mga isog dili na sila mo atras bisan unsa nga klasi sa away ha ha ha, mao na kon ikaw mgasawa ug waray mapilitan ka ug ka inlove ha ha ha. Bitaw my sister inlaw is waray too and she's nice pero isog ha ha ha.

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