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Oops! Joke time lang una ta, ha, kay init na jamo...

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 35 years in the parish. A local politician and member of the congregation was requested to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a car and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had cursed his parents, embezzled from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and molested young girls. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."

Bwahaha.

hahahah!

unsa man to nga mga software and gipalit nga ang gipakapin 1 set of PC man jud each? encarta 2010?

dili man sila katubag bai

If the 48 programs are copyrighted, then probably majustify.  With the 15k PC, yes, maybe. That if you use a pirated OS and pirated quicktime pro.  With multiple licenses, depende na sa kumpanya, kay naay softwares nga walay VLK or the VLK  needs a minimum requirement.

Am not voting for Chatto but lisud man gud sige ta tira niya yet wala ta kahikap or kagamit man gani sa computer ug unsa man gani ang naa didto.

apil ang COA ana BNC! kay di man unta na i- approve sa  COA na nga mga kantidad labi na mga JUNK ra ang paliton.

hahahahahha wa'y ga awat2x diha???  ayaw mo pag palamuot beh pls lang

I have already done that, and know the qualities of my favored candidates, how about you? luoy man tawn mo walay ikapanghambug inyo candidate...hehehe

PALAMUOT POD NING MAIGO TAH SA ISTORYA SAH?...hala kataw i ning istoryaha...hahaha

Kon ikaw naa sa NP  apan kanunay ka mokuyog sa LAKAS , mao kana ang gitawag og “NAGPALABAN.”
Kon ikaw bisan kon ting-init magsigi gihapon kampanya sa backyard gardening mao kana ang gitawag “GIALIMONGAWAN.”
Kon ikaw siging panaway sa mga kandidato nga daghan ug nahimo sama ni Chatto ikaw na si “JULIUS HERRERA!”

hahahaha...katawa jules, hehehe