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A Story Every Voter Should Read
« on: January 27, 2010, 08:19:02 AM »
HEAVEN AND HELL

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Philippine Senator was tragically hit by a car and died.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the Filipino people.

They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.

They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil smiles at him and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning ...Today, you voted."

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Re: A Story Every Voter Should Read
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2010, 07:35:20 AM »
What  a  story....he..he..he... ;D

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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2010, 07:43:54 AM »
 Goooood   One!!!!    Clap clap clap.....

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Re: A Story Every Voter Should Read
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2010, 08:06:27 AM »
"Don't  frown even if  you're  sad  because  you  don't  know  who  is  falling  in  love  with  your  SMILE."

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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2010, 08:41:03 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2010, 09:25:34 AM »
"Don't  frown even if  you're  sad  because  you  don't  know  who  is  falling  in  love  with  your  SMILE."

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Re: A Story Every Voter Should Read
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2010, 11:59:24 AM »
I read it before and its true in our beloved Philippines.

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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2010, 02:45:07 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2010, 05:27:48 AM »
Init na   jod  ang  politika  sa  ato ... :-[

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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2010, 08:36:14 AM »
nice story...warning ni sa mga politiko...

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Re: A Story Every Voter Should Read
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2010, 08:39:09 AM »
warning to the voters .... ang mga politikos ang devil

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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2010, 08:42:34 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2010, 08:44:55 AM »

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Re: A Story Every Voter Should Read
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2010, 07:16:53 PM »
Pls pick the  best  ones...

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« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2010, 07:06:24 AM »
aw ug mo botar mo ni aumentado ma hilangit jud mo. Pero cajes mo ma imperno jud mo kay gi-biyaan gani ang ginoo samot namo mga loyalista niya.

It's a nice story bitaw.... Maka relate pud ta na si lucifer mahadlok jud ni cajes ug ni chatto kung ma sulod sila didto sa imperno kay basig ilogan sa iyahang trono si lucifer kay traydor man ni sila. hehehehehehe

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o :o :o :o :ohhhahahahahaha !!!

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« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2010, 11:56:31 AM »
aw ug mo botar mo ni aumentado ma hilangit jud mo. Pero cajes mo ma imperno jud mo kay gi-biyaan gani ang ginoo samot namo mga loyalista niya.

It's a nice story bitaw.... Maka relate pud ta na si lucifer mahadlok jud ni cajes ug ni chatto kung ma sulod sila didto sa imperno kay basig ilogan sa iyahang trono si lucifer kay traydor man ni sila. hehehehehehe

ana...vote wisely!!! :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: A Story Every Voter Should Read
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2010, 03:14:31 AM »
Palamoot ra  pod  ka  Jose!! Pero  it  makes  sense....basin  kon  dili lang  pod  sija  meant  to  stay  as a  priest. ::)

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« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2010, 11:04:56 PM »
bayari na tawon ning siging tagawtaw diri ijawat na laman!

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« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2010, 05:45:07 AM »
"Don't  frown even if  you're  sad  because  you  don't  know  who  is  falling  in  love  with  your  SMILE."

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