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The Cuckold
« on: September 11, 2013, 11:17:21 PM »
The Cuckold
by William Hutton

The Muse, as property is gone,
She should, by right, put mourning on.
The simple smile shall fly the place;
My tale comes with a serious face.

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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2013, 11:17:54 PM »

Why is a man disgrac'd, I pray,
Because his wife shall go astray?
Why sneering language at him sent
For evils which he would prevent?
Good boys will never make their sport
Of people who are bent or short.
If he consents not to her shame,
He merits pity, never blame.
But if he aids her acting ill,
Then call him Cuckold if you will;
But he'll regard no more your cries
Than blust'ring winds a lover's sighs.

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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2013, 11:18:29 PM »


We'll now the curtain raise, and there
Three sober people shall appear;
Mr. John Carpenter and bride,
With Mr. Aldworth by their side;
They liv'd in peace, shunn'd all demur,
She lov'd them both--they both lov'd her.
Yet every act, though they agree,
Must not be known to all the three.
She'd charms, though not expos'd to view,
Which Carpenter and Aldworth knew.

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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2013, 11:19:04 PM »


How, when, and where, we'll not relate,
Only a real fact we state.
Aldworth held thirty pounds a year
During the life of Carpenter:
He'd every motive to shun strife--
Aldworth should try to save his life.

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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2013, 11:19:06 PM »
pahimosli ang higayon. kay human sa chess tournament, areglahon ta ka

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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2013, 11:19:34 PM »


What though the sky be calm and bright
For many a day and many a night,
Yet not expect a change is vain;
'Twill end in thunder, wind, and rain.
This our two heroes did betide,
Who shar'd the favours of the bride.
A quarrel rose while she was by;
The lightning flash'd from either eye;
From Aldworth chief it flew apace,
Who call'd him Cuckold to his face.

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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2013, 11:20:01 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2013, 11:20:11 PM »


O, cruel word! it sorely gall'd;
'Twas gone, and could not be recall'd.
The rage of Carpenter we sing,
As rising to the treble string;
His best revenge is, we suppose,
To kick the bottom; ring the nose.
And was this styptic in his power,
He might apply it half an hour.

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« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2013, 11:20:42 PM »


But Carpenter, who, lost in thought,
Other retaliation sought
Determin'd he would soon cashier
Aldworth of thirty pounds a-year--
Jump'd in a pond, where he was drown'd;
There full revenge on Aldworth found.

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« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2013, 11:21:20 PM »


Should this be every Cuckold's case,
How much, alas, 'twould thin our race!
The world would suffer to its cost,
For half the husbands would be lost.
She mourn'd because she, to her woe,
Lost one of two strings to her bow.
He curs'd the name, and griev'd for life;
He'd nothing left--except the wife.

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« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2013, 11:21:47 PM »


Preserve a Cuckold, if you can;
You'll find him a most useful man;
A screen as needful as attire
To guard against a scorching fire:
But if the screen you over-turn,
Your reputation soon will burn.


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« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2013, 11:31:21 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2013, 11:50:28 PM »
Why is a man disgrac'd, I pray,
Because his wife shall go astray?

Pathetic... :P

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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2013, 12:31:49 AM »
hahahahaha!  i like the quote. ;D

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« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2013, 12:33:19 AM »
kukurukuku...

buhata lang god diablo kanang gusto nimong buhaton.  spare tb readers lang unta sa imong pagbalikbalik ana kay hapit usa ka tuig na man tawon nimong balikbalik ana uy.  kun wa ka pul-i, ang uban namo giluod na. 

anginon pa ra ba ug balikbalik ang chess tournament.  kalayo pa tawon sa april uy.  makahunahuna man lang ta ani ug binugok ba kaha na nimo nga strategy to remind the webmaster that you're donating the prize... samot kaluod.

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« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2013, 12:37:20 AM »
kukurukuku...


bwa ha ha ! for a moment there i thought you were referring to the prion disease called kuru. di man diay. ::)   :-*   ;)

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« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2013, 01:02:49 AM »
hehe, more of Cucurrucucu... paloma/ Cucurrucucu... no llores/ (versions of joan baez or the trio los panchos). :)

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« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2013, 01:05:57 AM »
in which case, the version of my kukurukuku is actually the local one, as follows:

kukurukuku, paluma
kukurukuku, kuku sa kabayu
ayayayayayyyy, ay paluma
paluma gihapon.

8)

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« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2013, 05:22:29 AM »
hahaha awww mao ba? mag bailar bailar og mag kantar kantar si balong og hubag ani.

mag disco disco og mag fox trot sila...while listening to the tune of this poetical verse. 8)

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« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2013, 05:23:14 AM »
da milyonir bersus senyor inkognito...abaw... 8)

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« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2013, 06:08:13 AM »
Preserve a Cuckold, if you can;
You'll find him a most useful man;
A screen as needful as attire
To guard against a scorching fire:
But if the screen you over-turn,
your reputation soon will burn.

Aw, di man hinuon tantong way hinungdan. Makalingaw baya, in a sense...

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« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2013, 11:43:27 AM »
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« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2013, 07:41:51 AM »
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« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2013, 07:06:04 AM »
BALONG and BOCATS
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« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2013, 09:44:05 AM »
my friend diablo is sad. that the 1st prize for his tournament is only 2 dollars. P26,000 divided by 42 is 619 dollars and change. round off to 260 dollars equals ocho ocho ocho. okey lang si diablo ug dili na lang sija mo sponsor. ang $600 pang beer house na lang nila ni bocats. good for one night.

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