Author Topic: A Misunderstood Stalker's Poem (Read 2276 times)

Lorenzo · « **on:** May 15, 2011, 01:50:30 AM »

Why do you turn me away?
On such a beautiful day
I write this poem with grief
Letting it out with such a relief

I dare that no one shall ever read this
But you sweet miss
As I slide it under your door
It shall not get dirty across the floor

You have exposed me to the media and world
In a corner, I have curled
I represent everything proper and civil
But still you treat me like the doppelganger of evil

I sit and watch your expression through your front door
I can't wait; I want more!
Don't come to the front; for your own safety you see!
Because I'm so afraid you will run way from me

by: Dillon Gay

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #1 on:** May 15, 2011, 03:29:38 AM »

tsk tsk, luoy pood ang stalker....

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chicogon · « **Reply #2 on:** May 16, 2011, 03:17:03 AM »

Nihilak siya Enz? Hahahaha

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #3 on:** May 16, 2011, 03:19:04 AM »

hahaha sigoro ning dagan ang baji kai na hadlok sa ijahang stalker....

luoy pood sa stalker kai namatay ijahang buwak.

na 'bu-ak ijahang buwak'

bwahahahaha

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #4 on:** May 16, 2011, 03:19:42 AM »

in ader wahrds, gi 'BB' si Manoy Stalkoy. bwahahahaha

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #5 on:** May 16, 2011, 03:26:41 AM »

Baji' Response:

Dear quiet stalker, why hast thou befuddled me?
All you do is write these nonsensical letters
about the stars, moon, my beauty and the trees.

Can you not find the time to be productive,
to go about you day at work, at home without being inductive?

There are six billion people in the whole wide world
yet you target poor lil ol' me
to be the prey of your heart's ravenous twirl.

Please leave me alone now, kind stalker sir
leave me alone to my business
before you cause commotion and quite a stir.

-The Lady

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Kerstin · « **Reply #6 on:** May 16, 2011, 05:34:57 AM »

Oh je, ola la

fit the song > Running Scared -Eurovision 2011 winner

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Kerstin · « **Reply #7 on:** May 16, 2011, 05:36:06 AM »

hahaha sigoro ning dagan ang baji kai na hadlok sa ijahang stalker....

luoy pood sa stalker kai namatay ijahang buwak.

na 'bu-ak ijahang buwak'

bwahahahaha

Asa man dapit nga lines ang namatay ang bulaklak? ^_^

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chicogon · « **Reply #8 on:** May 16, 2011, 07:21:52 AM »

Asa man dapit nga lines ang namatay ang bulaklak? ^_^

Basin ang buwak maoy stalker... ang iyang jack-and-the-giant-bean-stalk nabali

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Kerstin · « **Reply #9 on:** May 16, 2011, 07:27:24 AM »

naloyloy ang stalk sa cucumber bisan dabong pa? ajeje

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #10 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:59:45 AM »

hehehe kerstin, are you based in germany?

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Kerstin · « **Reply #11 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:09:54 AM »

hehehe kerstin, are you based in germany?

Why ask man U dong doc..kie? U wanna sexy alimango ^_^

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #12 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:11:01 AM »

hahaha dili oy. kay ning type man ka ug "ja"

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chicogon · « **Reply #13 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:11:59 AM »

Why ask man U dong doc..kie? U wanna sexy alimango ^_^

Di na siya hilig alimango nga Aleman... takla nang iyaha sa Calape kanang nagkalapok

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #14 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:12:09 AM »

Asa man dapit nga lines ang namatay ang bulaklak? ^_^

open to interpretation ni.

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Kerstin · « **Reply #15 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:17:50 AM »

hahaha dili oy. kay ning type man ka ug "ja"

hilig man sad ang Bolanon ug "ja" uhum..

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Kerstin · « **Reply #16 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:19:46 AM »

Di na siya hilig alimango nga Aleman... takla nang iyaha sa Calape kanang nagkalapok

naa man sad manla sa man-made-sea,diwe..

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #17 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:35:00 AM »

hilig man sad ang Bolanon ug "ja" uhum..

hahaha ah mao pood.

in the words of manoy stalkoy: "ajaw ko kalimtan, lover girl, ajaw ko biyaan, ug biyaan ako nimo, mamatay ang buwak..." (pwede pood e-exchange ang buhok sa buwak kai mawadan man pood ang buhok kay nag stress kono...

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Kerstin · « **Reply #18 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:43:12 AM »

hahaha ah mao pood.

in the words of manoy stalkoy: "ajaw ko kalimtan, lover girl, ajaw ko biyaan, ug biyaan ako nimo, mamatay ang buwak..." (pwede pood e-exchange ang buhok sa buwak kai mawadan man pood ang buhok kay nag stress kono...

Vahaha makaupaw ang stress?

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #19 on:** May 17, 2011, 01:35:09 AM »

makaupaw jud.

kining tawhana oh...

waray buwak? waray buhok?

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Kerstin · « **Reply #20 on:** May 17, 2011, 02:26:26 AM »

he,ha,ha tagay pa..hik..

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #21 on:** May 17, 2011, 02:34:39 AM »

hehe stress sija pero okay lang kai clean cut gud. waray buhok, waray bungot, at chaka waray buwak.

lol

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Kerstin · « **Reply #22 on:** May 17, 2011, 07:22:52 PM »

hehe stress sija pero okay lang kai clean cut gud. waray buhok, waray bungot, at chaka waray buwak.

lol

Are U sure nga waray gid buwak? Ang kandingÂ² diay be?

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islander · « **Reply #23 on:** May 17, 2011, 07:58:11 PM »

di pod kawad-an ug otot2. mas katohoan pa nga waray itlog.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #24 on:** May 18, 2011, 01:50:22 AM »

Are U sure nga waray gid buwak? Ang kandingÂ² diay be?

buangon man na oy. bwahahaha

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Kerstin · « **Reply #25 on:** May 18, 2011, 02:16:47 AM »

buangon man na oy. bwahahaha

Wla galing ka kaila ug kandingÂ² nop? tekret hehehe

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #26 on:** May 18, 2011, 10:19:36 AM »

hilig man sad ang Bolanon ug "ja" uhum..

Unsang klase sa "ja"? Ah, jaga-jaga, jawa, jakol, unsa pa...

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chicogon · « **Reply #27 on:** May 18, 2011, 10:21:07 AM »

Unsang klase sa "ja"? Ah, jaga-jaga, jawa, jakol, unsa pa...

japayuki

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #28 on:** May 18, 2011, 10:28:53 AM »

He he, nahimuot ko sa mga bulak sa inyong pagkabata--kandingÂ² ug utotÂ²...

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #29 on:** May 18, 2011, 11:14:26 AM »

Wla galing ka kaila ug kanding² nop? tekret hehehe

Hehehe wala ko kaila ana, pero sure ko naa'y usang tawo diri kahibalo jyud....

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Kerstin · « **Reply #30 on:** May 18, 2011, 08:01:58 PM »

Hehehe wala ko kaila ana, pero sure ko naa'y usang tawo diri kahibalo jyud....

This is kandingÂ² in our dialect in the Phils.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #31 on:** May 18, 2011, 10:12:29 PM »

naa diay daghang meaning sa 'kanding'? ka ingon ko ang meaning sa 'kanding' is a goat or a distant cousin of a goat.

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Kerstin · « **Reply #32 on:** May 19, 2011, 08:35:07 PM »

naa diay daghang meaning sa 'kanding'? ka ingon ko ang meaning sa 'kanding' is a goat or a distant cousin of a goat.

Ang Kanding>is goat jud

but ang kandingkanding> lain napod na though it sounds the same (1 word and 2 words)

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #33 on:** May 19, 2011, 09:20:09 PM »

This is kandingÂ² in our dialect in the Phils.

Hmm, magnified man jamo ni...

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #34 on:** May 20, 2011, 12:54:40 AM »

Ang Kanding>is goat jud

but ang kandingkanding> lain napod na though it sounds the same (1 word and 2 words)

mao bah. salamat

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