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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2013, 11:39:28 PM »
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2013, 07:23:04 AM »
To find the egg.

Hmm, why was the egg on the other side of the road? ;D

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2013, 09:44:15 AM »
Hmm, why was the egg on the other side of the road? ;D

hmmm, awww, dat is da sixty four dollar question.

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2013, 10:40:58 AM »
hmmm, awww, dat is da sixty four dollar question.

Hmm, in dollars jud? Pang milyonir diay... ;D

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2013, 10:48:42 PM »
Hmm, why was the egg on the other side of the road? ;D

it rolled.

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2013, 11:05:01 PM »
he he he, how interesting. the ancient chinese also put a lot of emphasis and endearment towards mother chickens and the chicks. a painting by the emperor chenghua, of the ming dynasty, accounts this:




hmm, perhaps, the chicken was in the other side of the road because mama hen was nesting there? ;D

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2013, 11:06:35 PM »
the author of this poem, emperor chenghua of the ming dynasty:



he was said to have been very fond of the family and cultural beautification. a man of the arts, so to say. ;D

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2013, 11:16:39 PM »
Hmm, why was the egg on the other side of the road? ;D
hmmm, awww, dat is da sixty four dollar question.
it rolled.

why did it roll?

1.  eggs roll when there are 64 dollars inside it.  why?  ask the egg.  for all i know, it will jump with 65 dollars inside it.

2.  eggs roll because of its shape.  had it been square eggs, earth would have also been square and the likes of us would all look like sponge bob square pants (or is it insurectus?).

so why would a chicken cross the road for an egg? 

my, my, need anyone ask that?  there's the road to cross, there's the egg across the road, why should a chicken cross the road for a skunk?

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2013, 11:20:11 PM »
the author of this poem, emperor chenghua of the ming dynasty:



he was said to have been very fond of the family and cultural beautification. a man of the arts, so to say. ;D

his beard looks like a wisp of smoke.

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2013, 11:25:31 PM »
why did it roll?

1.  eggs roll when there are 64 dollars inside it.  why?  ask the egg.  for all i know, it will jump with 65 dollars inside it.

2.  eggs roll because of its shape.  had it been square eggs, earth would have also been square and the likes of us would all look like sponge bob square pants (or is it insurectus?).

so why would a chicken cross the road for an egg? 

my, my, need anyone ask that?  there's the road to cross, there's the egg across the road, why should a chicken cross the road for a skunk?

hahaha!!! tawon pod! ingon sigoro ang mama chicken, "aguy! aguy! ahoang anak intawon! adto ko..."

the beauty of mother's love. ;D

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