When Gloria was expected to arrive on time in one of the barangays, she came in too late. While waiting her entourage to arrive, the barangay chairman entertained the people with his lenghty speech delivered in dialect. While in the podium, he noticed people were cheering "GMA...GMA...GMA!" Then the barangay chairman futher noticed that GMA's car just passed past the stage and parked at the other side of the basketball court where the welcome program was held. He noticed GMA just embarking at the drivers side door smiling and glancing at him where he was. Since he was there in the podium, he took turn in welcoming the president who was still at a stone distance from the stage. This was his line.
"Hello mike, mike hello! Pepol ob dis barangay, let us mayk a loud cry to welcome our late president GMA who just pass away the basketball court today. By en by, I will eat GMA in my house. Don't worry I will also eat you all." Patay kang bata ka, imong gitungo ang atong minute president. Di lang tungo kaonon pa jod nija pati mga tawo. Ha hay...Naunsa naman ning atong katilingban karon! Ambot! Blame the church na naman.
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