Author Topic: Way to go, Judge! (Read 986 times)

Barbaro · « **on:** August 08, 2007, 03:44:53 AM »

Have you heard about this case? Great answer from the
judge!

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He
decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination
inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all
their holidays while atheists had no holiday to
Celebrate.

The case was brought before a wise judge. After
listening to the long, passionate presentation by the
lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared "Case
dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the
ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly
dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas,
Easter and many other observances. Jews have
Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah... yet my client and
all other atheists have no such holiday!"

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said,
"Obviously your client is too confused to even know
about, much less celebrate his own atheists'
holiday!"

The lawyer pompously said, "Your Honor, we are unaware
of any such holiday for Atheists. Just when might
that holiday be, your Honor?"

The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly
the same date - April 1st! Since our calendar sets
April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that
Psalm 14:1 and Psalm 53 state, 'The fool says in his
heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your
client says there is no God, then by scripture he is a
fool, thus April 1st is his holiday!"

PRAY THAT SOME DAY OUR COURTS WILL BE FULL OF THESE
KIND OF JUDGES...... MAYBE THEN, WE CAN PUT GOD BACK
WHERE HE BELONGS - IN EVERYTHING WE DO...

Way to go, Judge!

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Author Topic: Way to go, Judge! (Read 986 times)

Barbaro

Way to go, Judge!