Tingali makaseguro ta nga dili unsa ka-savage ang treatment nila, dili sama aning estoryaha:
Three explorers who were walking through the African forest were caught by tribesmen.
After the three had rested, the male chief came up to Explorer 1 and said, "You have two choices to get out of here: death or ten minutes of umba momba." Explorer 1 thought that umba momba had to be better than death, so he said, "I'll take umba momba." The chief smiled at him, made him bend then started having sex with him for ten minutes. Then he let Explorer 1 go.
He proceeded to the Explorer 2. "You have two choices: death or 30 minutes of umba momba." Explorer 2, not wanting to die, picked half an hour of umba momba. The chief had his way with him for 30 minutes, then let him go.
Finally, he told Explorer 3, the group leader, "OK, death or 1 hour of umba momba." Explorer 3, showing great courage, answered defiantly: "Death." The chief signalled for his lieutenants to join him, then addressed Explorer 3, "Okay. You will die--by umba momba!"
wahahahhah!
I have learned a new term today!
UMBA MUMBA!
Katok man ka Botoy oi! way sama!
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