If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race..
You’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework…
You’re a pansy.
If you work too hard…
There is never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough…
You’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay…
This is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay…
You should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her…
That is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you…
It’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks,,,
It’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet…
It’s male indifference.
If you cry…
You’re a wimp.
If you don’t…
You’re an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her…
You’re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you…
She’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy…
That’s domination.
If she asks you…
It’s a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear…
You’re a pervert.
If you don’t…
You’re a gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep herself in shape…
You’re a sexist.
If you don’t…
You’re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape…
You’re vain.
If you don’t…
You’re a slob.[/color][/size][/b]
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