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« on: November 05, 2012, 09:17:54 PM »
Men Never Listen

 
 In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get
 into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
 
 A nurse noticed his predicament.
 
 Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
 any of the buttons on the wall."
 
 He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
 had promised not to touch.
 
 Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one
 labeled ATR.
 
 Who would know if he touched them?
 
 He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon
 his bottom.
 
 What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things
 like this.
 
 Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
 replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
 
 When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff
 caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
 unbelievable
 pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom it is tender
 loving pleasure.
 
 When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push
 the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
 
 Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
 nurse was staring down at him.
 
 "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing
 the ATR button.
 
 "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under
 your pillow."
 

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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2012, 09:53:10 PM »
Mao ni giingon meresi Kay wa mamati hehehe

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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2012, 03:36:16 PM »
kahibaw naka basta mga lalaki bisan unsa tuslokon..
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2012, 08:18:46 PM »
labihay naman pud oi .. ignoy diay gyud ::)
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2012, 11:27:09 AM »
Mo listen man , uy. After much needed time of self reflection, mo listen lagi. :D

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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2012, 11:39:01 AM »
Hahahahaha. Kay nag seek man for self-pleasure. Aw, kakita hinoon ug self-destruction of happiness organ. ;D
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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2012, 11:39:55 AM »

En moderasyon lang gud, Brod Vince. Hinay hinay basta kanunay....8)

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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2012, 12:42:01 PM »

Di ba kaha pud na mahurot Bro? ;D

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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2012, 12:45:39 PM »
hahaha!  if only statesville were here.  she'd enjoy this. ;D
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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2012, 12:57:30 PM »

Di lagi, bro...8)

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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2012, 11:26:10 PM »
;D

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« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2012, 02:36:27 AM »

hahaha ngisi lagi si bai chonks. ;D



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