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Title: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: aduy on March 06, 2009, 03:23:23 AM
Is maturbation a Sin?
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Post by: kiamoy on March 06, 2009, 06:30:18 AM
for the close-minded people, yes.
for the open-minded they'll use science as an excuse:)
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Post by: buwadsanga on March 06, 2009, 08:29:59 AM
aduy, are you implying that you still do it? well, its good for you since it would improve sperm quality.
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Post by: aduy on March 06, 2009, 03:52:23 PM
nope, i never did it eversince hahahahahaha....
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Post by: fdaray on March 06, 2009, 04:04:46 PM
Its not a sin but  if you  take it as a habit, its a  sinful act.

It is normal to  masturbate.

It becomes a sin if you take it as a vice.
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Post by: aduy on March 06, 2009, 04:06:48 PM
mauva Sir, angay diay buhaton sya yearly para dili magkasala.
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Post by: swakee on March 17, 2009, 02:31:27 PM
i-apil diay ni nako sa akong pag-pangumpisal

daku2x na jud diay ning akong sala



wahahahaa!!!
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Post by: aduy on March 17, 2009, 02:36:27 PM
mounsa kaha ang pari no? og iapil ni sa pagkompisal.
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Post by: swakee on March 17, 2009, 02:38:15 PM
bwahahahaaa!!! moingon siguro nga do you need help? toinkzzz
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Post by: aduy on March 17, 2009, 02:47:04 PM

sus mariajosep anak! bitaw masuko cguro si pader og moingon ta anang bahina.
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Post by: swakee on March 17, 2009, 03:11:36 PM
bitaw Duy, basin hatagan ko ni Pader ug usa ka semanang penetensya sauns
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Post by: aduy on March 17, 2009, 05:11:15 PM

mao sad no? galing pa rosaryohon ka og lima ka buok
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Post by: wardiflex on March 17, 2009, 06:22:37 PM
na ako wa jud na nako iapil ug kompisal... taas jud ug pinitenxa tingali..

aw sala ba gud ni? para sa health man tingali nih hehehe
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: bol-anon nga cebuano on March 18, 2009, 12:58:55 AM
Masturbation is a sin because a person consents in their own heart to take sexual gratification from impure thoughts. It is sinful to indulge in the sexual pleasure that is derived from the satisfaction of using one's imagination to FIXATE upon obscene images, or obscene actions, or forbidden sex. Lustfully fixating upon genitals, or sexual acts, is idolatry. This is called: the worship of obscenities. This is the sin of those addicted to pornography. That's often a "guy" thing. Alternatively, taking delight in the lust of another, or consummating a fantasy of forbidden sexual romance, is the sin of adultery in the heart. That's often a "girl" thing. The act of masturbation is an outward act that confirms that one's heart and mind has consented to an inward act of impurity. Only by consenting to an imagined act of impurity can one attain orgasm. To attain sexual release, a person's will consents to LOVE something that is sexually impure.

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Post by: A Layman on March 18, 2009, 09:02:41 AM
Kapoy na man na kaajo ni oi! Mangurog na ning atong tigulang nga kamot sa pag push and pull. Retired nako ani. Kamo na lang diha!  Bye...bayooh! Mabutang sa sin ang masturbation ug imong buhaton ni kanunay o di ba magSINagunson. O di ba?
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Post by: buwadsanga on March 18, 2009, 09:29:57 AM
heheeehe
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Post by: swakee on March 18, 2009, 03:01:07 PM
mag-unsa na man ta ani ron? asa na man lang ipahungaw? ahahahaa jowk!
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Post by: wardiflex on March 18, 2009, 03:20:26 PM
hehehe pastilan
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Post by: glacier_71 on March 18, 2009, 08:06:34 PM
bintaha na lang pod kini kay sa mogamit og boring... ;D
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Post by: windgate on March 18, 2009, 08:08:32 PM
pa ipit na lang nas pultahan lay, hehehe
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Post by: glacier_71 on March 18, 2009, 08:10:36 PM
hahahaha sakita man na, wind.
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Post by: david on March 18, 2009, 08:12:16 PM
og naay alimango nga buhi pa ipapaak na raman
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Post by: glacier_71 on March 18, 2009, 08:14:25 PM

basig moingon pog alimango..."ah, way nada na kini." hahaha
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Post by: aduy on March 18, 2009, 08:40:54 PM
og nangunot na jud, wala nay nada ???
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Post by: windgate on March 18, 2009, 08:46:15 PM
kaila pod diay ning alimango ug expired nga hotdog? 8)
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Post by: aduy on March 18, 2009, 08:56:13 PM
ge trained sad cguro arong dili maalkansi.
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Post by: david on March 18, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
pila kaha pod ang edad usa mag expire...tsk tsk tsk murag hapit nako ultimo alimango mo lingo2x na jud :o
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Post by: glacier_71 on March 18, 2009, 11:49:58 PM

kung alimango mireklamo, samot na ag asawa.
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Post by: windgate on March 18, 2009, 11:50:08 PM

ug si bai glace paistoryahon basta ubo na lay mogahi.   pasabot expire na. mahilo na alimango ana ;D
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Post by: glacier_71 on March 19, 2009, 12:01:15 AM
kanang expire, nga kung ihaling sa abohan, di na jud mosiga...hehehe
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Post by: david on March 19, 2009, 12:44:51 AM
silihan na lang basin mobati pa og init
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Post by: glacier_71 on March 19, 2009, 01:05:47 AM
 na-OT na ta, hehehe. Is this A Sin? nabahin ang panglantaw sa Simbahan (R.C.). mura pod ni sila og gobyerno, naay administration ug naay opposition; democrat ug republican. sa conservtive side, sala kini kay wa motunong sa lagda sa sexualidad nga mao ang "pro-creation and love union." sa liberal side, dili sala ang pagbuhat mismo(intrinsic), kay nagadepende sa sitwasyon ug bahin kini sa pag-ugmad sa sexualidad sa usa ka tawo. mosulod na ani ang motibasyon ug kagawian (habit) sa nagbuhat, ug maturidad. sa laing pagkasulti, kay wa koy alamag aning isyuha (igo ra ko gabuhat aning buhata hahahaha), komplikado ug daghang sanga-sanga nga maigo kung kini pagahisgotan. lol.
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Post by: buwadsanga on March 19, 2009, 11:31:57 AM
tama dave, silihan nalang aron mabuhi!
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Post by: fdaray on March 19, 2009, 01:46:13 PM
Ayaw iapil. Basin moingon ang pare " hala! ...... pareha diay ta ug sala".
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Post by: aduy on March 19, 2009, 01:50:53 PM
buhaton sad ba ni sa mga pare? cguro panagsa kay sympre human sad sila.
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Post by: buwadsanga on March 19, 2009, 02:08:41 PM
maoy ilang lingaw.
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Post by: glacier_71 on March 19, 2009, 02:10:45 PM

ang-ang mag mangamote hahaha
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Post by: aduy on March 19, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
naunsa  man ni ui! og kalokohan effective sa forum hehehehhee....
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Post by: glacier_71 on March 19, 2009, 02:19:13 PM

seryoso man ta, bay aduy. mokatawa lang ta. lol
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Post by: aduy on March 19, 2009, 02:21:47 PM

mao bitaw sad, interesting man gud.....
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Post by: A Layman on March 19, 2009, 03:37:48 PM

Ang mga pare, adunay solution ani para mawala ang ilang 'crave for lust'. Nahinumdum pa mo sa kantang, 'Dala, dalay buslo, sisidlan nag bunga...' Ang ilang buhaton, mokatkat na lang sa papaya kay feeling nila sedative man ang papaya.
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Post by: buwadsanga on March 19, 2009, 04:03:30 PM
daghanag soso sa kapajas Lay. magka bu**** kag himas!
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Post by: aduy on March 19, 2009, 04:08:48 PM
sa among lugar raba og naay nagkasakit unya naulian na unya nibalik ang sakit niya, moingon man ang mga tawo nga galing og nisaka og kapajas maong nibalik iyang sakit hehehehe... kuyaw sad ning kapajas noh?
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: -<GEC348>- on March 19, 2009, 05:39:52 PM

Very deep, BNC.

Does it mean that when the object of your fixation while you are in the act of masturbation is your sexual act with your spouse, no sin is committed?
 
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Post by: bol-anon nga cebuano on March 20, 2009, 12:21:04 AM
i don't think there is someone here who will masturbate while imagining their wife. why masturbate when you can have your wife anytime? some will even think of somebody when making love to their wives.
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Post by: swakee on March 20, 2009, 12:59:31 AM
whatever works hehe
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Post by: aduy on March 20, 2009, 01:00:55 AM
Even gurls do masturbate too!
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Post by: glacier_71 on March 20, 2009, 02:35:32 AM
kung dug-on akong asawa, di man jud ko mobirada. ako na lang ibalibag sa sawog.  ;D ;D
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Post by: david on March 20, 2009, 02:39:06 AM
ang sunday maoy salsal day way jamoy gaba
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Post by: aduy on March 20, 2009, 03:05:27 AM

kalooy sad sa imo asawa glac kay ibalibag man diay, bintaha unta og sikaran lang haha
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Post by: glacier_71 on March 20, 2009, 05:36:11 AM

dili asawa ibalibag oy...hahahaha
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Post by: aduy on March 20, 2009, 01:41:04 PM

hahaha..abi ko og asawa? kasabot na ko lol
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Post by: fdaray on March 20, 2009, 03:11:15 PM
To be sure, it is clear from Scripture that illicit sexual fantasies are forbidden, and this is a significant issue with masturbation.


Matt 5:28-29 (NIV) [Jesus:] "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."
But what if no illicit fantasies are included in masturbation? Is the act then sinful? By scripture, there is nothing to indicate that it is. Specifically, if the act is done merely as a hedge against temptation and as the body requires then there is no need for the above sinful "crutches". This is hardly exciting, and a rote act of keeping the body in submission. It cannot be done often, as the body is not that demanding if left alone by a perverted imagination. On the other hand, if we attempt a pent-up self-sex life, then we find that the body needs help from the soul through illicit fantasies, and then sin is clearly being committed.

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Post by: bol-anon nga cebuano on March 20, 2009, 11:17:53 PM
para menos ang sala banglo lang mo. doble ang purpose, sirit sa atubangan ug sirit sa luyo. ;D
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Post by: ayessa on March 20, 2009, 11:19:29 PM
dili kaha tig masturbate mga pari?
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Post by: ZecurB on March 21, 2009, 12:15:25 AM
 Bitaw BAI GEC348 mao baya sad buhaton namo ni Mrs. basta magkalagyo mi or kon kinsay giganahan namo pero wala ang partner. Unya kon naa naming duha "among i-"demonstrate" or "materialize" ang among na imagine... BAI GEC348, nainom naba nimo tong red wine nga gitagana sa imoha?
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Post by: A Layman on March 21, 2009, 06:48:08 AM

He he he...pangutan on nato si papa...papatstup...papatstup...papa! LOL
Aduna koy nadunggan, hermitian style kuno.
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Post by: glacier_71 on March 21, 2009, 06:57:14 AM

hehehe, kinsay nasayud...
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Post by: from-my-blue-box. on March 21, 2009, 10:27:03 AM
masturbate? whats dat? hahahaha
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Post by: swakee on March 21, 2009, 12:14:24 PM
kuan kono ni pahungaw sa gibati hahaa!
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Post by: windgate on March 21, 2009, 01:12:34 PM

adto ra na sa thread ni sir enzo ibutang swaks:  What Did You Do Today?
GAMASTURBATE.  waahhhhhhh ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: fdaray on March 21, 2009, 01:44:52 PM
Ayaw e mention ang pari, maulaw ta. Magmasturbate man ang naay asawa, labaw na kon walay asawa.
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Post by: from-my-blue-box. on March 21, 2009, 04:51:28 PM
mas maau pa mag masturbate kaysa mang rape hehehe
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Post by: aduy on March 21, 2009, 05:56:25 PM
bitaw dili nalang nato iuban ang mga pari kay maikog ta sa ilaha.  hinuon ila man sad cguro buhaton kay buhaton gani sa mga eng-eng sila pa ba nga human only.
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Post by: ayessa on March 22, 2009, 01:51:17 AM
Ang tinood nga sala mao ang mu luib ka sa imung asawa, mang rape ka labina ug bata.  Kung ang pag masturbate, naka pahilayo nimo sa pagpangrape, kay nag masturbate nalang ka, so ok na siya. 

The ends does not justify the means hinoon.



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Post by: windgate on March 22, 2009, 07:12:57 AM
naunsa na man ni oi! na male gender naman ning masturbation. baje na pod. hehehe.  ikaw madam unsa man imong gamit? banana? vibrator? empty bottle or just plain fingers ;D
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Post by: aduy on March 22, 2009, 05:17:20 PM

windgate pwede diay na gamiton sa inyo mga gurls? kadaghan gud ana? unsa man ang da best.
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Post by: windgate on March 22, 2009, 05:23:42 PM

ngutana gani ko...
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Post by: aduy on March 22, 2009, 07:09:40 PM

ah abi ko og tested na
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Post by: Gener on April 20, 2009, 02:21:03 PM

you have a nice point there bro and i agree in part but how about those who are working away from their respective spouses?

i tried to search for an answer for this thread question (both scientific and biblical) and the result of course varies depending on which side of the fence one is standing.
My personal view about masturbation is it's a sin since the question implies biblical reference more than scientific reasoning (Is musterbation a sin?). Aside from Fdaray's citing of bible passage, in the old testament, if a man had ejaculated, he is considered unclean. Bw if the question incline towards health benefit, thus requires scientific basis, then my answer could be different.
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: hofelina on April 20, 2009, 02:44:48 PM
Masturbation is okay if no sparring partrner is available, healthwise to prevent prostate cancer.
It is a sin according to my religion teacher before since this human weakness are attributes belonging to an animal like a pig, since we are human beings we have to practice control.


ps
gener welcome back sa Forum,
Manay
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Post by: fdaray on April 20, 2009, 02:46:55 PM
It is a sin, if you make it a vice or a habit. You become a homosexual , because you are enjoying the same sex.
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Post by: glacier_71 on April 20, 2009, 08:34:37 PM
masturbation is just like gossip...one thinks of the other, while enjoying the act itself.
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Post by: hofelina on April 21, 2009, 02:47:54 PM
ngano nga dili man ipakita? kay olaw? ngano man nga olaw? kay sala?
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Post by: Gener on April 21, 2009, 04:38:35 PM

good point too. i think it would be a very difficult task if not on imagining somebody (and just like one poster had said, mostly, fantasizing somebody other than their husband or wife), then, there it goes adultery as as cited by fdaray taken from the bible.
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Post by: Mulligan on April 21, 2009, 04:56:17 PM

Pepep (((((.    Labay ra ko.  Di ko mo comment kay basin maka sala ta.  Masturbation man diay ni nga topic.    ;D

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Post by: mike laurence88 on May 22, 2009, 04:14:19 PM
hehehe.....
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Post by: glacier_71 on May 22, 2009, 07:54:00 PM

welcome Mike Laurence88.

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Post by: Aaron on July 06, 2009, 04:36:53 AM
mas lami pa gud mag salsal kaysa tumira kay ang salsal puede mang pasikipan at paluwagan .hehehhe
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Post by: monkey d. luffy on July 06, 2009, 11:58:44 AM
mas maayo nalang na magsalsal kesa mag adik adik! hahahahaahahha!
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Post by: hofelina on July 06, 2009, 02:23:06 PM
Dustin Hoffman admitted the fact that regular masturbation keep him sexually active , he isover 70.
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Post by: Candijaynon on July 06, 2009, 11:15:04 PM
Hahays! Kahinumdum lng ko sa amo subject nga Zoology sa college. Sa laboratory namo, nagstudy mi about sperm cells n b***t pa jud amo Prof. At first, pauwaw-uwaw pa ang mga boys ug kinsay modonate ug sperm, nagtinudturay pa paingon sa CR. Moot kaajo kay pag-ingon sa amo Prof nga plus 10 points ang modonate, sus ang tanan jud misulod sa CR. Ngeeh, paggawas nila napuno intawon ang 500 ml nga beaker. Nanguros jud ang amo Prof sa kadaghan. Bibo jud kaajo kay gatinudluay kung kinsa nga sperm ang hinay o kusog molihok pagview sa microscope.
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Post by: Aaron on July 07, 2009, 09:24:39 AM
ang imoha bai kusog ba molihok?
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Post by: Candijaynon on July 07, 2009, 05:26:40 PM

Sori Bay Aaron kay wa koy sperm kay female baja ko.
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Post by: Aaron on July 08, 2009, 02:29:21 AM
ay sori baje ka diay day.kaingon ko ug barako ka.
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Post by: david on July 08, 2009, 04:58:36 AM
na wrong turn diay hahahhaahaha
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Post by: insurectus on July 08, 2009, 02:29:54 PM

pastilan maayo kay wala mo sunod ang professor sa cr
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Post by: space on July 08, 2009, 05:46:23 PM
that ia a choice...keber lang gud...thanks
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Post by: Candijaynon on July 08, 2009, 08:54:50 PM

nakuntento na ug tan-aw sa 500 ml nga sperm
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Post by: bol-anon nga cebuano on July 09, 2009, 11:53:32 PM
mosugot man ko kung ingnon ko nga magdonate ug sperm sa class pero kinahanglan ang mopagawas kay lady classmate. kanang partner partner ba nya padaghanay dayon ug nakuha in 1 blast.. ;D
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Post by: Aaron on July 10, 2009, 02:38:17 AM
ay kung b***t ang imong partner bai mosugot pa ba ka? sija ang magpalabas sa imong sperm. ngeeh....
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Post by: Koddi Prudente on July 10, 2009, 03:30:19 AM
Hay, pud, Candijaynon. Kay dihay akong classmate baji nga nailad. Abi niya og paste tong spermatozoa sa petri dish. Ug maoy iyang gigamit nga papilit.

By the way, naka notice mo nga kon dugay-dugay na mong wa makapadagayday, light brown ang mobuhagay, dili na puti kaayo. Mao na nga naa tay panultihon nga "change oil" regularly.
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Post by: hubag bohol on July 10, 2009, 12:34:20 PM

Mao ba? Abi nako mga babaye ray maproblema ani, as in this joke from www.gitikgitik.com:

Di impeksiyon

Babaye: Dok, naa lagiy brown nga mogawas sa akoa, morag na-infected.
Doktor: Kapila man ka makig-**** sa usa ka semana?
Babaye: Dili semana Dok. Mga kausa ra tingali sa usa ka tuig.
Doktor: Aw, dili na impeksiyon, taya na.

 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Candijaynon on July 10, 2009, 12:45:25 PM

Ha....ha...ha... Grabe! Nganong wa man pud gidisposed dajon ang spermatozoa. Bibo jud kaajo ang atong mga laboratory classes sauna Sir noh. Daghan kaajo mga kabuang labi na ug mogawas ang lab instructor.
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: fdaray on July 10, 2009, 12:58:18 PM
Is masturbation a sin?   Yes,  kon wa ka nagbuhat ana since time. It is a part of once life.
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Post by: swakee on July 10, 2009, 01:18:47 PM

wahehehehe! palamoot!!!
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Post by: mike on July 22, 2009, 07:49:53 PM
Mga parekoy, ang pag musturbate ba usa ka sala bisan imong asaw imong gi huna-huna?
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Post by: gwargz on September 26, 2009, 12:11:00 PM
Pagkanindot nga pamahayag. Asa ra to si Aduy? Duy, dia ra ang saktong tubag sa imo pangutana, "Is masturbation a sin?"
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Post by: gwargz on September 26, 2009, 12:15:50 PM
Naa koy saop nga gabantay sa akong maisan ug balanghoyan.
Maluoy ko nila nga pamilya kay walay kuryente ilang lugar.
Iyang bana kay empleyado sa Dole Banana. Tig-amuma sa
usa ka Block. By block man ang assignment kada isa ka tawo.

Pero, inig uli nako gikan sa ilaha, molabay ko sa block
nga gibantayan sa iyang bana. Kada block sa saging
kay naa may name sa in-charge. Mongisi nako daan.

Mao man ni marka sa block nga gibantayan ni Jimmy.
Block 8 : In-charge JIMMY GALOLO.

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Post by: ms da binsi on September 26, 2009, 01:09:03 PM
bwahahahah!
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Post by: windgate on September 26, 2009, 01:16:36 PM

taga jagna na. gwargs.  naa kay mga galolo didto...
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Post by: gwargz on September 26, 2009, 01:26:37 PM
Yes Windgate. Taga Jagna si Jimmy Galolo
nga nagbantay sa usa ka block sa sagingan sa Dole Philippines.
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Post by: mistyeyed on September 26, 2009, 07:00:50 PM
Whahaha.Pastilan..si Jimmy Galolo atong pangutan-on ug sala ba ang masturbation. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: glacier_71 on September 28, 2009, 12:17:13 PM
dihay tinood storya og usa ka laki nagkamolo lagi sa iyang kwarto og jakol. kini laging kompyansa ra kaayo wala siya manirado sa iyang kwarto. niabli bitaw og kalit ang pultahan. iyang maguwang babaye man. unsay iyang gibuhat, nag-Kung Fu pose na lang siya (kay gabarog man nagjakol.) ug pawa sa hilas, iyang giignan iyang maguwang babaye, "pakarate ka manang?'

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: janjan on September 28, 2009, 02:55:59 PM


hahahaha
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Post by: fdaray on September 28, 2009, 03:28:30 PM
Masturbation - is it a sin according to the Bible?


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Question: "Masturbation - is it a sin according to the Bible?"

Answer: The Bible never explicitly mentions masturbation or states whether or not masturbation is a sin. The Scripture most frequently pointed to in regards to masturbation is the story of Onan in Genesis 38:9-10. Some interpret this passage as saying that “spilling your seed” on the ground is a sin. However, that is not precisely what the passage is saying. God condemned Onan not for “spilling his seed” but because Onan refused to fulfill his duty to provide an heir for his brother. The passage is not about masturbation, but rather about fulfilling a family duty. A second passage sometimes used as evidence for masturbation’s being a sin is Matthew 5:27-30. Jesus speaks against having lustful thoughts and then says, “If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away.” While there are parallels between this passage and masturbation, it is unlikely that masturbation was what Jesus was alluding to.

While the Bible nowhere explicitly states that masturbation is a sin, there is no question as to whether the actions that lead to masturbation are sinful. Masturbation is nearly always the result of lustful thoughts, sexual stimulation, and/or pornographic images. It is these problems that need to be dealt with. If the sins of lust, immoral thoughts, and pornography are forsaken and overcome, masturbation will become a non-issue. Many people struggle with guilty feelings concerning masturbation, when in reality, the things that led to the act are far more worthy of repentance.

There are some biblical principles that can be applied to the issue of masturbation. Ephesians 5:3 declares, “Among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity.” It is hard to see how masturbating can pass that particular test. The Bible teaches us, “So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God” (1 Corinthians 10:31). If you cannot give God glory for something, you should not do it. If a person is not fully convinced that an activity is pleasing to God, then it is a sin: “Everything that does not come from faith is sin” (Romans 14:23). Further, we need to remember that our bodies have been redeemed and belong to God. “Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body” (1 Corinthians 6:19-20). This great truth should have a real bearing on what we do with our bodies. In light of these principles, the conclusion that masturbation is a sin is biblical. Clearly, masturbation is not glorifying to God; it does not avoid the appearance of immorality, nor does it pass the test of God’s having ownership over our bodies.
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Post by: bol-anon nga cebuano on September 30, 2009, 04:15:16 AM
akong uyab sa una galolo ang apelyido taga sierra bullones
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Post by: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 09:12:57 AM
Kining mga Galolo mga paryente tingali sa mga Bulicatin. ;D
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Post by: glacier_71 on September 30, 2009, 09:34:09 AM

hahahahahaha...
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Post by: janjan on September 30, 2009, 10:57:17 AM
pastilan pud na apilyedo nga GALOLO oy usbon lang unta na nila ug Gallo
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Post by: Bambi on September 30, 2009, 11:05:58 AM

naa ba god "BULICATIN" nga apelyedo  sa ato?   hubs....imo na pod ning bag-ong imbento  ;D 
morag kini si Mr.  Galolo ig-agaw ra ni Ms. Bukiki  ;)  ;D  sugot ka?
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Post by: janjan on September 30, 2009, 11:09:39 AM


hahaha
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Post by: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 12:57:55 PM
Hahaha..unswa naman ni..pagawsa ra gud na si Galolo,si Bulicatin ug si Bukiki kay atong interviewhon ug okey ra ba ilang kahimtang ;D ;D
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Post by: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 01:14:19 PM

Wha'dya mean, Mist? ;D
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Post by: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 01:18:23 PM
Atong pangutan-on ug okey ra ba siya sa iyang apelyedo..ug makatubag ba siya sa pangutan diri. Ikaw nalang kaha tubag Toy..;D ;D
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Post by: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 01:22:50 PM
Aw, abi nahog unsay pagawson.

Ambot lang nila, oi, ako nindot man kaajo ahong apelyido. ;D
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Post by: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 01:32:57 PM
Sige man gud kaha ug libot libot na si Galolo sa kasagingan.. ;D ;D

Unsa man imong apelyedo Toy?
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Post by: AsPo on September 30, 2009, 01:51:07 PM
 si galolo sige libot mist gi amomong siguro
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Post by: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 01:54:16 PM
Nag-unsa man si Galolo sa kasagingan? ;D

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Post by: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 01:56:13 PM
Hahaha..Ga ihap sa iyang saging ug unsay bunga..samtang ga butang ug karatula nga nag ingon:

NO TRESSPASSING: GALOLO
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Post by: AsPo on September 30, 2009, 01:58:00 PM
di kaha DONT DISTURB;   GALOLO
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Post by: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 02:08:21 PM
Naa pa bay mas nindot sa "Bohol"? ;D
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Post by: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 02:09:59 PM

Bwahaha. ;D

Lisod kon mabitin si Mr. G. ;D
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Post by: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 02:10:49 PM
 ;D ;D  :-X :-X
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Post by: fdaray on September 30, 2009, 02:14:57 PM
Tinuod na , abnormal ang tawo nga dili, mag masturbate.
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Post by: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 02:16:38 PM
Tinuod na Toy?
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Post by: taga tigbao on September 30, 2009, 02:17:43 PM

Hahahaha. Dili diay abnormal si bay hubag. ;D
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Post by: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 02:22:34 PM




Ug ikaw pod Tigs..Hahaha..Nangabuking mo ni FD.. ;D ;D
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Post by: taga tigbao on September 30, 2009, 02:27:22 PM

Hahahaha. No comment on the issue te. ;D
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Post by: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 02:29:00 PM

Ha ha ha. Kini jud si Bay Tigs, gapahipi ra man diay, gahuwat og saktong tayming nga makasumpay. ;D
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Post by: AsPo on September 30, 2009, 02:30:23 PM
gigutom na hubs ,bantay sa imong iring kay plano nija litsonon
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Post by: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 02:32:52 PM

Naay sakto ra pagka-normal. Naa puy nasobrahan ka-normal, ha ha ha. ;D
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Post by: taga tigbao on September 30, 2009, 02:34:33 PM
Hahahha.
Nagbasa ra ko sa injong kokabildo.


Ang kang cat kono hubs kanang itomon kay hitler daw. hahahaha
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Post by: taga tigbao on September 30, 2009, 02:36:48 PM

Unsaon man pagila hubs kung asa ka, normal nga sakto o normal nga nasobraan? hahahahaha
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Post by: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 02:39:04 PM



Hahaha.Ing-ana ka bright si Tigbao Toy.Ambot ug asa mong duha ani dapita..sa sakto pagkanormal or nasobrahan. ;D ;D
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Post by: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 02:45:57 PM

Kon kanunay magluja, kanay normal nga nasobrahan. Ako lagsik pirme, purya bujag. Ambot lang kaha ikaw Bay Tigs. ;D  
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Post by: taga tigbao on September 30, 2009, 02:54:30 PM

Usahay magluja usaha laski hubs. hahahaha. asa mang ko ani ron?
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Post by: fdaray on September 30, 2009, 03:08:14 PM
Ang bu**** ray dili kahibalo mag masturbate.
Masturbation is an essence of being a man.
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Post by: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 03:10:02 PM

Sa ato pa, usahay normal ka nga sakto pero usahay pud, normal ka nga nasobrahan!
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Post by: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 03:11:08 PM
Bitaw Sir FD, no? Unggoy gani kahibawo man, according to Ms. Candi. ;D
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Post by: taga tigbao on September 30, 2009, 03:21:51 PM

Oi, tungatunga diay ko ani bay hubs. ;D

Ahat? Unggoy pud diay? hahahaha.
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Post by: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 03:54:39 PM
Matod sa Unggoy,kamo ra ba diay kamao. ;D ;D
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Post by: glacier_71 on September 30, 2009, 10:19:15 PM
matud ni Mist, tigbao ug hubag: si galolo didto sa gasagingan

matud ni FD: ang galolo, normal

matud nilang tanan: ang onggoy ug si galolo pareho ra: NORMAL

is masturbation a SIN? pangutana mos unggoy ug sa galolo. hahahaha

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Post by: janjan on September 30, 2009, 10:20:27 PM

hahahaha
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Post by: bol-anon nga cebuano on September 30, 2009, 10:25:35 PM
tinuod lagi nang naay apelyido nga galolo. adto sa sierra bullones di ba naay pulis nga galolo didto. maguwang na sa akong  uyab sa una. naminyo naman to siya ug foreigner, i think american. nausab na jud tong iyang apelyido.
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Post by: slackware on September 30, 2009, 10:40:55 PM
kaning mga babae dire, unsa kaha pud ilang bati-on kun makabalo sila na naay nag masturbate pahinungod nila?
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Post by: glacier_71 on September 30, 2009, 10:56:11 PM

nakadungog ko bitaw aning apelyidoha.


malipay gud tingali, slack. tiaw ba, silay gihunahuna sa nag-kuan. matud sa ubang mga babaye, ok ra na nila, di lang kono ka pakita. hahahaha

kadumdum ko dihay storya. gajakol ning ulitawo. samtang nagkamolo na, iyang gipahinungdan tagsa-tagsa ang tanang mga babaye nga gwapa sa iyang lugar, ingon niya, "para kang Maritess, Juliet, Katrina, Cindy, Analyn, Patricia, Cathy, Janice, Bebie, Julia, Monica, Trina, Bambina, Sally, Walda, Pruta, Fermina, Bella, Ethyl, Kristina, Guada...Estella..Marianne...Sisa....Connie....Vinancia....Aurora...ug"

Ug unya sa gilamian na og taman, ingon na lang siya, "bisag kinsa, bisag kinsa"

wahahahhaahaha
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Post by: janjan on September 30, 2009, 11:02:39 PM

ah nanindot na gud kay usab naman pastilan paita pud na GALOLO apilyedo oy
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Post by: hubag bohol on October 01, 2009, 05:36:18 AM
Nagpahipi man kaha sa kalibonan, he he. ;D
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Post by: taga tigbao on October 01, 2009, 09:19:36 AM

nyahahahaha! pastilan ning GALOLO ba!!!
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Post by: fdaray on October 01, 2009, 09:31:47 AM
Kon ang babaye mag masturbate, unsa may tawag ana?  "Galala...."
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Post by: glacier_71 on October 01, 2009, 09:41:39 AM
whahahahaha...tabang mga langit. waaaaaaahahaha

mao niy nakalami sa TB...kung maghisgot nag ingon ani.

sir FD, mao gud gihapon ang tawag...galolo. ang GALALA, advance style na kana, kay naa namay laing tawo nga gigamit ana.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: taga tigbao on October 01, 2009, 09:46:06 AM

Hahahahaha ;D

GALALA synonym sa GAINOM!!! ahak na. di na ko. hahahaha ;D
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Post by: glacier_71 on October 01, 2009, 10:39:40 AM

asa may imong gi-dilian ani, tigbao? ang Galoo o Galala?  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Mulligan on October 01, 2009, 10:45:37 AM

Okay sab neng atong mga topic karon kay gikan sa chikini paingon sa sariling sikap.  Hehehe.

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Post by: taga tigbao on October 01, 2009, 10:45:52 AM

ang GALALA bay glace. hahahaha. it brings back memories. hahahaha  :-X  :-X  :-X
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Post by: hubag bohol on October 01, 2009, 02:40:17 PM
GALOLO ug GALALA? Na hala, ato na lang kompletohon. Naa ra ba puy GALOLO samtang GALILI, bwahaha. ;D
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Post by: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 03:04:03 PM


whahahaha
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Post by: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 03:05:20 PM





Hahaha.Moingon siguro me,gwafa jud diay ko kay gipahinungdan man. ;D ;D
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Post by: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 03:07:16 PM



Hahaha.Pastilan ug makadungog ko aning moingon nga maapil ako name nya sa tumoy bisan kinsa,akong labayon ug bato.. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 03:08:55 PM



Whahahaha..unsay goy galala..mura diay nag tuba lala-on.. ;D ;D
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Post by: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 03:10:24 PM



Whahaha..unsay di naku,di naka maglolo Tigs?ahehehehe.. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 03:13:17 PM




Hahahaha..kabalo ko ani..gilala nimo iyaha noh..bugoy jud ka ba.. ;D ;D

Mahimuot jud kaayo ko ug mo comment na si FD kay perting ka gagmatoya.. ;D ;D
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Post by: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 03:16:12 PM



Ig kahuman sa sariling sikap kay bayanihan napod.. ;D ;D
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Post by: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 03:18:12 PM



Bwahahahaha.Nakasuway jud ko ani sauna sa highschool pako,dihay among nasakpan nga galolo samtang nanglili gigukod sa among silingan kay nasakpan.. ;D
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Post by: fdaray on October 01, 2009, 03:42:27 PM
Kon babae ang mag masturbate, unsay gamiton? finger o eggplant?
Please answer mga babae , sa tinuod.
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Post by: taga tigbao on October 01, 2009, 03:44:16 PM

 :-X  :-X  :-X
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Post by: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 03:46:53 PM



Whahaha.Naa ba diay babae mag masturbate...ako dili man lagi..binuang ra man siguro nang butangan ug eggplant.
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Post by: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 03:47:42 PM



Natuk-an si Tigbao. ;D ;D
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Post by: taga tigbao on October 01, 2009, 03:50:07 PM

Hahahaha. Nganong natuk-an man te bi? hahahaha. tag-ana.

Naa koy nakit-an. hahahaha ;D
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Post by: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 03:52:42 PM
Hahaha..kay wa may makatubag sa pangutana ug sala ba jud. ;D ;D
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Post by: taga tigbao on October 01, 2009, 03:54:59 PM
Mura ni sa Unsay Tinagalog sa Toothpaste? hahahaha
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Post by: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 03:57:26 PM
Murag ana jud padung..nitago nalang intawn ang author adto..basin mo tago pod ang author ani sa kadugayan.. ;D ;D
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Post by: fdaray on October 01, 2009, 04:17:27 PM
TY, misty... for telling the truth. Is this a fact or green jokes lang?
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Post by: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 04:23:57 PM



Basin green jokes ra..Maghuwat daw ta Sir ug naa bay mo react ug naa ba jud babae nga mag himo ani kay ako wa jud ko kasulay but sa laing thread diri diha man toy ga hisgot bahin sa eggplant ug banana ambot tinuod ba jud.
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Post by: taga tigbao on October 01, 2009, 04:31:53 PM
Te, mura ug tua toy ahong nabasahan nga CUCUMBER daw gigamit. hahahaha ;D
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Post by: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 04:35:50 PM
Mao ba,basin tinuod pod but not all girls do that..especially me..kalood ana oi,mangita nalang gud kog laki nga ma tagbaw naku.
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Post by: taga tigbao on October 01, 2009, 04:39:13 PM
Bitaw te, for girls mura ug kanang ---tot--- is a taboo ilabina sa ato nga conservative. Ambot lamang kaha gajud pud ang uban. Dihins ko kahibawo.
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Post by: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 04:55:04 PM
Sa uban siguro nga wa pay uban sa ulo.. ;D ;D
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Post by: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 02, 2009, 01:36:04 AM
Tambagi ko Noy Kulas: Big O(1)

Dear Noy Kulas,

Good day.Please, I need your advice. Karon lang gyud ko dunay confidence sa pagpangayo og advice nimo. Dugay nako ani ganahan mo email nimo but I’m so scared

This is my first time. I was confused and by the way I’m sorry about my problem and medyo ma i-laborate ko ni.

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My problem like this. Just call me Mr. Big, 25, nag-work sa call center before then right now having my owned business agency.

Ani man gud ni siya, Noy Kulas. My penis is too big or oversized. If di siya mo strong. Gi-try nako og measure, ang size 7 inches. Kana laging barkada sa una pag college curious mi sa mga porn videos, exotic bars, scandals then after ana mag-contest mi sa akong mga barkada kinsay pinakadakong bunal.

Even di pa mo strong ang bunal, 7 inches naman ni Noy Kulas then kung mostrong na gani 9 and half inches almost 10 inches shock akong mga barkada kay why perting dakoa nga ako man kinagamyan nga height nagstand rako 5’6" tall akong mga college barkada mga 5’9" an above mao to, Noy Kulas. Ila kong tawgon og big batuta, big o. Then pwerteng bagaa sa iyang body, Noy Kulas, ambot ngano ni akong penis.

Mga friends nako niingon nga gilihian ko og kabayo or mao wa daw ko katubo kay naa sa ubos nitubo. Then wa pud ko nitambok kay naa sa ubos. Mao nang ilang sungog nako. Malapas man gud ni sa akong pusod, Noy Kulas, basta mo-strong na ang bunal nako. Mao gyud ni batuta nako pwerting dakoa.

Bitaw, Noy Kulas, akong kalibugan when I was a college until now every time naa koy ma one night stand or makig sex ko, ma shock sa kadako. Then bisan di na virgin mopiyait man gihapon ang girl ug mag-bleeding. Maora man og na-virginan og balik. And naa man sad koy looks. Good looking man sad ko so dali ra ko maka bira og girl.

Mao daghan na kaayo ko nga makig sex nako nga shocking. Then masakitan inig sulod then inig sex namo di ra ba full masulod tungod sa kadako. Half ra gyud ko kutob kay mosiyagit naman nga sakit. Even sa akong GF before mahadlok na makig sex nako after nakatilaw sa akong bunal. Mao na permi awayan namo sa akong GF.

I’m really confused. Ingon sila basta gamay nga penis wa daw lami makig sex then kon dako pud kaayo imong penis mahadlok man.

Unsa kaha ka tinuod ani, Noy Kulas? And also inside the campus ilado ko nga BIG O mao maulaw ko. Naa pud to 1 time nga muse sa HRM department or na MISS HRM schoolmate nako kay iyang BF varsity sa other school then nagstand 6’2". Na curious siya unsa jud kadako akong bunal classmate mi sa 1 minor subject naa time iya ko gihagit unsa katinood kay atik ra daw ang chikka2x.

Iya kong gihagit. I thought nagbinuang ra siya. Serious man diay si MS. HRM then after sa class adto mi sa gubaon nga C.R. Di kaayo permi daghang taw. Ako siyang gipakita ug gipahikap kay na challenge ko sige siya ingon nga di siguro na tinood kay hadlok daw ko mao to ni dare na lang ko. Shock siya kay mas dako pa daw ug baga og lawas akoa kay sa iyang BF. Mao to ni arouse and seduce pud siya. Nag-sex mi. Pwerteng piyaika na pud. Hapit gud mi sakpi sa C.R.

Then after sa hitabo namo mahadlok naman siya.Di niya kaya daw sa gidak-on. (sumpayan pa)
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Post by: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 02, 2009, 01:38:17 AM
kani ang opposite:

DEAR Noy Kulas,

Kining akong problema personal kaayo. Tawga lang ko og Mr. Small. Noy, taas kong tawo kay 5’9 gud ko unya sakto sad sa lawas. 27 years old na ko, Noy, pero hangtod karon single pa gihapon ko kay mahadlok ko nga maminyo kay biyaan lang unya ko sa akong asawa.

Ingon ani man gud ni, Noy. Ang akong problema kay ang akong kinataw puwerte gyung gamaya. Maorag kumingking ra kadako unya ang usa ba jud nga problema kay dali sad ko kaayong magawasan kon mag-masturbate ko.

Daghan baya kaayong mga babaye maibog nako, Noy. Unya daghan na sad ko kaayong nauyab pero mao gyud di ko mosulay og hilabot kay mahadlok kong kataw-an lang unya kay pwerte gyung gamaya ning akoa. Kay sa akong mga barkada makakita ko sa ilaha dagko man gyud, layo raman kaayo ning akoa. Makaingon gud ko usahay nga sayang akong pagkatawo kay naa gud koy hitsura, Noy. Unya daghan sad maibog nako pero perte lang ning gamaya.

Nakahuna huna na lang ko nga di nalang magminyo kay di malipay akong asawa nako kay gamay jud kaayo. Kasagaran sa mga babaye gud akong madunggan labi na og nakasulay na di jud ganahan og gamay. Dako ilahang gusto. Unsaon man ni nako, Noy, di lang gyud kaha ko magminyo ani kay biyaan lang unya ko sa akong asawa kay di siya malipay nako.

Tambagi ko, Noy Kulas
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Post by: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 02, 2009, 01:39:51 AM
dugangan nato ug laing opposite:

DEAR Papa Joe,

Tawga ko sa ngalan nga Arnold, 25, taga Lapu lapu City. Usa ko ka call center agent for 2 years na. Actually, Papa Joe, kining akong problem kay just wondering why ingon ani ko. Actually my father is Caucasian so meaning tisoy ko. Well, sa among work station kay daghan bayang na crush daw nako pero di nako patulan and they know nga mosakay ra ko sa ilang joke.

Maingon ta, Papa Joe, nga okay akong life in general but my problem is somehow sa akong physical. Kuan man gud ang akong armas is way too small sa akong size and sa akong kaliwat.

I thought nga gigantic ning akoa kay lagi half Kano ko og kaliwat just like what you see sa mga x rated film and this pisses me off kay sa tanan tanan kini pa gyud. And you know na sa akong work na medyo Westernized ang mga tawo.

And some girls go gaga talking about boys physique mao nga medyo uncomfortable ko mo patol og girls basin kataw an ra ko nila ug ipanabi. Honestly there are times nga kon mag tight fit ko og jeans kay ako sapawan og kanang gamay nga face towel to make it appear bulky. Such a liar gyud akong feeling, makasapot.

Papa Joe, does this thing really matters sa girls? Another confession. I am still a virgin kay hadlok lagi ko ani.

Please advice me what to do. Is there any enlarger gadget nga pwede gamiton? Waiting.

ARNOLD
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Post by: slackware on October 02, 2009, 01:50:28 AM

wala juy babae dire sa tubagbohol na nitubag aning pangutana nako.
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Post by: glacier_71 on October 02, 2009, 02:01:30 AM

kung imong usbon ning title, Slack, ngato sa "Isn't Maturbation Wonderful?" magbaha tingali ang manubagay. hahaha

@ bnc, perting katawa nako aning mga saysay sa mautganong kinabuhi aning mga tawhana. hehehe
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: Scarb on October 02, 2009, 02:40:01 AM

akoy tubag bih bleh,

either ma kilig or feel gi bugal bugalan :P

or mangdidiri (sa tagalig fah-manila eh kasi) ;)
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: mike laurence88 on October 02, 2009, 11:55:14 AM
 
helow..glacier...now lang naka online nakalimot q sa aq password..hehe..mao now lang naka online
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: glacier_71 on October 02, 2009, 12:02:26 PM

ahh, mao ba. na hala, lolo na, aw este, dokdok na diri. hehe
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: zulacs on October 02, 2009, 12:10:07 PM
interesting ni dah..hehehehehe...
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: jamo2x on October 02, 2009, 12:19:33 PM

hu u?  :P  ;D

welkam zuls ang bajing bangi-itan nga hilig og si-opao og syakoy  ;D
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: zulacs on October 02, 2009, 12:23:49 PM

aheheehe..jams..!nag unsa ka diri?diri diay ka ngpahipi hap??bagyo na sad diri...huhuuh
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: jamo2x on October 02, 2009, 12:28:02 PM
nyahahaha nafalid diay ka sa bagyo mao naabot ka dri hehehe....btaw usahay dri ko tambay daghn wafa dri  ;D

bitw enjoy sab dri daghn makat-onan nga lunsayng boholano  ;D

GTG sa ko ky kadlawn na dri  :-*
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: zulacs on October 02, 2009, 12:32:54 PM

aguy mamiya man ka!!kron pa tawon ko nag-post ani..aheeheh..dugay nko na member man..mao bha?naa lage pud catz diri???aheeheh..cge,au2 dha...
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: jamo2x on October 02, 2009, 12:36:52 PM

aw dugay na diay ka nag join noh, pero diri lng jud nga topic na ganahn ka mo tubag ahehehehe....hilig jud diay ka



hilig og xciting topic  :P  ;D
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: zulacs on October 02, 2009, 12:39:11 PM

na intriga lang ko..aheehehe..kaw maoy pangulo ani na thread no?//aheehehe..
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: mike laurence88 on October 02, 2009, 12:56:57 PM
 
hehehehehe....ok.....lingawa pod
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: Scarb on October 03, 2009, 02:17:15 AM
 na hala, lolo na,[/color] aw este, dokdok na diri. hehe

aye Glace, e-abbrev. ra na ug LL oi ky minor de edad pa raba ko (sa binale) yhehehe
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 04:57:15 AM

ang resulata ani ....GAHALHAL na!  ;D

sus...kadaghan na gjod ko kakita o pakit-a ug Ga-LoLO. SWERTEHA GJOD!  :o :-[

1. sa Cainggit, gabikini lagi pod ko naligo, bakasyon ko ato, diha tawon poy gapawilik sa ibabaw,
2. among kasera sa una, namalansta kos lamesa (dalagita pa ko ato) gabasa sija ug newspaper sa ahong atubangan...naunsa ba ang animal nga perting kurog sa newspaper.....ahong gijaboan ug ininit,
3. diri ga walking ko sa forest, sa parking lot may nanitsit gapasalipod sa kahoy, ahong giserbatohan ug maajo sa auto,ijawat ug mahagbong tong ijang gibira-bira, intact gjod.
4. winter time, samtang gatulod kos buggy sa ahong bata sa una, usa ra gjod kadupa sija sa kadoul....nanitsit gihapon, after two years was invited to identify him before court kay ahong gi report sa pulis.


Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: hubag bohol on October 03, 2009, 05:37:14 AM

Sa ato ba, Ms. Bambs, whether in the Philippines or abroad, gukdonon jud diay kag swerte. Bwahaha! ;D
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 06:11:54 AM

maajo unta ug kwarta pay gagukod,  hubs




makatawa bitaw ko adtong pag testify naho  sa Court diri,  bag-o pa ko ato...I must have to testify in German language.

Huwes : Unsa man Ms. Bambina, sa dihang nanitsit si Mr...... nimo unja imong nakit-an nga gapagawas sa ijang banahian... Pangutana;
gihubo ba ni Mr.....ang ijang pantalon o gi-abrihan ba lang ang ijang karsones?

Tubag ko: Sir, dili nako siguro  kay dugay na god....unja wa baja pod ko modugay ug tan-aw.  Mao lay ahong nakit-an nga kini sija (si Mr..... mitudlo ko sa GaloLO) nga ang ijaha morag violet na ang color kay  minus 10 degrees god ang katugnaw ato.
Basta....haskang pangatawa sa tanan hinoun.
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: glacier_71 on October 03, 2009, 06:22:47 AM


hehehe. bambs, naa kay picture diri sa TB? daghan na tingaling laptop "nangahumod", mao nang uban wa na mopatim-aw kay naguba... whahahaha
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: mistyeyed on October 03, 2009, 01:07:55 PM


Present..Nitubag baya intawon ko slack..basaha pabalik.. ;D
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: slackware on October 04, 2009, 03:12:58 AM

ikaw ra lage usa. gusto ko tanan baje dire mopadayagv sa ilang tubag.
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: Scarb on October 04, 2009, 03:19:22 AM

subaya ky mitubag pod ko hoi hmn
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: Bambi on October 04, 2009, 03:23:22 AM

WHAT? it is not healthy anymore..... shake it well, baby!  ;D
Title: Re: Is Maturbation a Sin?
Post by: jamo2x on October 04, 2009, 12:50:50 PM

nyahahahahaha, gi convulsion na jud cguro to Bamz kay lagom na ang wait  :P  ;D
aguy perti ka manyakiz ato kay tugnaw na man diay  ;D
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