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Do Women Need Men?

Started by pioneer, August 26, 2007, 09:31:42 PM

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Vito Andoline

milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

hubag bohol

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 04:29:06 PM
basin  ipatong sa pantiyon

Dayon kan-on sa mga kalag nga buhi...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Vito Andoline

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 04:55:29 PM
Dayon kan-on sa mga kalag nga buhi...

sakto bai..kanang kalag na murag  sirok
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

hubag bohol

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
sakto bai..kanang kalag na murag  sirok

He he, magpunsisok ra ba nang mga kalaga labi nag naa puy ilimnon...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Vito Andoline

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 08:59:36 PM
He he, magpunsisok ra ba nang mga kalaga labi nag naa puy ilimnon...

mas kuyaw ang kalag na bu hi  kay lihokan ug kiriwan
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

hubag bohol

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 11:35:55 PM
mas kuyaw ang kalag na bu hi  kay lihokan ug kiriwan

He he, magmaoy pa jud kon masobrahan sa libreng laklak...  :P
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Vito Andoline

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 09:39:04 AM
He he, magmaoy pa jud kon masobrahan sa libreng laklak...  :P


mangout pa jud gamit ang tudlo
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

hubag bohol

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 09:48:24 AM

mangout pa jud gamit ang tudlo

Naa diay kuot-kuot ning kalag-kalag bay.
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Vito Andoline

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 10:41:48 AM
Naa diay kuot-kuot ning kalag-kalag bay.

naa siguro bai..mangapkap
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

hubag bohol

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 08:11:52 PM
naa siguro bai..mangapkap

He he, naa ba kaha roy biktima nga mopaambit sa iyang naagian...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Vito Andoline

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 08:32:30 PM
He he, naa ba kaha roy biktima nga mopaambit sa iyang naagian...

mangutana ta ni  LB bai..
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

hubag bohol

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luckybelle

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 10:28:37 PM
Burag natug na bay


Do Women Need Men?

I'm not convinced, pwede pakirephrase sa "Q"
I love men, I got four...








brothers  ;D


Bitaw naglabad ako kutaw ani na "Q"
;)

Lorenzo

The relationship between man and woman.


Does a dog need to wag his tail?
Does a cat feel the need to purr?
Is sex complete with the culmination of an orgasm?
Is a kiss complete with French technique?
Is there a smile on your face when you see a big paycheck?
Are insects drawn to light on a dark night?
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luckybelle

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 01, 2010, 10:40:56 PM
The relationship between man and woman.


Does a dog need to wag his tail?
Does a cat feel the need to purr?
Is sex complete with the culmination of an orgasm?
Is a kiss complete with French technique?
Is there a smile on your face when you see a big paycheck?
Are insects drawn to light on a dark night?




::)  ::)  ::)
;)

Vito Andoline

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 10:28:37 PM
Burag natug na bay

makatug kaha to na  ga siga pa man ang mata...
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

Lorenzo

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luckybelle

;)

Lorenzo

A woman needs a man:

Just as a full body massage needs oil
Just as rice needs water in order to be cooked
Just as a drunk needs alcohol to sip upon

A man needs a woman:

just as a cat needs to visit the litter box
just as a truck driver needs a truck
just as a lover needs the human touch
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luckybelle

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 01, 2010, 10:49:21 PM
A woman needs a man:

Just as a full body massage needs oil
Just as rice needs water in order to be cooked
Just as a drunk needs alcohol to sip upon

A man needs a woman:

just as a cat needs to visit the litter box
just as a truck driver needs a truck
just as a lover needs the human touch


Hmmm...  ::)____________________________________________________  :-\ _____________________ :-X!
;)

Lorenzo

Haiku of a speechless woman



Her lips are so crossed
Her face spaced between the lines
Her reaction daunting
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luckybelle

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 01, 2010, 10:53:23 PM
Haiku of a speechless woman



Her lips are so crossed
Her face spaced between the lines
Her reaction daunting


:-X
;)

islander

kun ibase lang nako sa hulagway sa sinugdanan ani nga thread, wa gyod tuod kinahanglana ang lalaki sa babaye. ::)
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Vito Andoline

Quote from: islander on November 01, 2010, 11:15:16 PM
kun ibase lang nako sa hulagway sa sinugdanan ani nga thread, wa gyod tuod kinahanglana ang lalaki sa babaye. ::)


sumangil man ka...
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

islander

kun ibase nako sa dagan ani nga thread, labi na pag-abot sa haiku ni lorenz, arang gajud, gikinahanglan gyod kaayo ni babaye ang lalaki.  lalim ba kag kining pagkinahanglana parehag iring nga kinahanglan moadtog kalibangan?  wa pa hinoon ko makakita ug lalaki nga morag nawong ug kalibangan ug iring.  ;D  
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islander

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 11:18:39 PM

sumangil man ka...

unsay ako kun di ka mopatoo... maayog maigo ko anang imong armas de fuego sa imong avatar, di man. :P
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Vito Andoline

Quote from: islander on November 01, 2010, 11:24:29 PM
unsay ako kun di ka mopatoo... maayog maigo ko anang imong armas de fuego sa imong avatar, di man. :P

aw lihay jud daan...

kung wa ka nagkinahanglan ug laki di ta ka naminyo ron...hahahaha
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

islander

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 11:29:44 PM
aw lihay jud daan...

kung wa ka nagkinahanglan ug laki di ta ka naminyo ron...hahahaha
wa ba nimo mahuna-hunai nga may puruhan nga naminyo ko kay nagkinahanglan akong bana ug babaye?  ;D
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Vito Andoline

Quote from: islander on November 01, 2010, 11:35:21 PM
wa ba nimo mahuna-hunai nga may puruhan nga naminyo ko kay nagkinahanglan akong bana ug babaye?  ;D

hahaha,..gipakatawa mo ako... ;D

si bay hubs ra ang mutubag ani para nimo
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

luckybelle

Do Women Need Men?

I don't like this "Q", it's like men are just some sort of tools and nothing more... no emotions, feelings and the like... such an insult to women's opposite...
;)

islander

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 11:38:41 PM
hahaha,..gipakatawa mo ako... ;D

si bay hubs ra ang mutubag ani para nimo
magpalaban ba diay ta...  o, asa na man nang imong migo?  niatras na man lagi.
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Vito Andoline

Quote from: islander on November 01, 2010, 11:41:51 PM
magpalaban ba diay ta...  o, asa na man nang imong migo?  niatras na man lagi.


gipangandaman pa ka ug maayo aron di makapangos pangos to
milyonaryo na si vito nakakuha ug perlas sa isla berde...

Lorenzo

Question: Do women need men?



Answer:



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luckybelle

;)

Lorenzo

di ko mo angay ana. dili pood fair sa usang baje.

instead of 2 on 1, kuan na lang, 1 on 1. :)

mas nindot, mas maayo pa! hehehe

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luckybelle

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 02, 2010, 01:20:08 PM
di ko mo angay ana. dili pood fair sa usang baje.

instead of 2 on 1, kuan na lang, 1 on 1. :)

mas nindot, mas maayo pa! hehehe



Ajejejeje  ;D

Kini kaha

;)

Lorenzo

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cj bahan

don't be too harsh naman on men, my dear!!! truth is, one cannot live without the other, right?  God created both of them to co-exist as co-equals.  Life won't be the same without the other.  good day!!
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Lorenzo

Quote from: cj bahan on November 02, 2010, 01:36:19 PM
don't be too harsh naman on men, my dear!!! truth is, one cannot live without the other, right?  God created both of them to co-exist as co-equals.  Life won't be the same without the other.  good day!!
0916-9107756

For sure, for sure! No life at all. hehehe!  :)
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luckybelle

Quote from: cj bahan on November 02, 2010, 01:36:19 PM
don't be too harsh naman on men, my dear!!! truth is, one cannot live without the other, right?  God created both of them to co-exist as co-equals.  Life won't be the same without the other.  good day!!
0916-9107756


;D Naa jud contact number ha... in case naa mopalargz... ajejejeje  ;D
;)

cj bahan

pardon me for that... it's just i was born here in manila na but my parents - my father especially, is from g-hernandez, bohol.  my mom is from cebu.  i've been trying to contact my relatives at g-hernandez to no avail. was just hoping that someone out here may be able to help me out.  my family name's BAHAN.  they're from east lungsod-daan, g-hernandez, bohol.  will appreciate it if you can help me look for any possible relatives i still know out there.  thanks!!!

luckybelle

Quote from: cj bahan on November 02, 2010, 02:20:56 PM
pardon me for that... it's just i was born here in manila na but my parents - my father especially, is from g-hernandez, bohol.  my mom is from cebu.  i've been trying to contact my relatives at g-hernandez to no avail. was just hoping that someone out here may be able to help me out.  my family name's BAHAN.  they're from east lungsod-daan, g-hernandez, bohol.  will appreciate it if you can help me look for any possible relatives i still know out there.  thanks!!!

If it is possible, why not visit G-Hernandez, Bohol
I'm sure makakita ka ug clues didto.
;)

buwadsanga

i need a woman.......ever.....
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luckybelle

;)

taga tigbao

Women need Men, just as Men need Women. The feeling is mutual and the urge is parallel. ;D
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hubag bohol

Quote from: taga tigbao on November 02, 2010, 04:48:06 PM
Women need Men, just as Men need Women. The feeling is mutual and the urge is parallel. ;D

Hmm. Parallel? Dili perpendicular?  ;D
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islander

tingalig ang ipasabot ni tigs horizontal.  pero kuyawa sa 'urge' uy.
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Lorenzo

Quote from: taga tigbao on November 02, 2010, 04:48:06 PM
Women need Men, just as Men need Women. The feeling is mutual and the urge is parallel. ;D

;)
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Scarb

Quote from: islander on November 02, 2010, 09:12:36 PM
tingalig ang ipasabot ni tigs horizontal.  pero kuyawa sa 'urge' uy.

horizontal then diagonal then straight dayon ..ma parallel na ..butangi..!  ;D
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islander

Quote from: Scarb on November 02, 2010, 09:43:56 PM
horizontal then diagonal then straight dayon ..ma parallel na ..butangi..!  ;D

hehe, adto man kaha ni nga thread padulong sa isosceles triangle...
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luckybelle

Quote from: islander on November 02, 2010, 09:47:00 PM
hehe, adto man kaha ni nga thread padulong sa isosceles triangle...

Hehehe... dili obtuse

;)

hubag bohol

Quote from: islander on November 02, 2010, 09:47:00 PM
hehe, adto man kaha ni nga thread padulong sa isosceles triangle...

Mao ni ang triangle nga padulngan...





;D
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Scarb

Quote from: islander on November 02, 2010, 09:47:00 PM
hehe, adto man kaha ni nga thread padulong sa isosceles triangle...

hangtud ma diamond..talinis izig ka tzomoy..!  :-X
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
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