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DO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS ?
« on: December 04, 2009, 04:05:00 PM »
DO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS ?

1.  Use BE COOL and I'LL BUY in a sentence.
   ...The tourist went to Mayon volcano in I'LL BUY, BE COOL.
2.  Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
   ...(phone rings).....Hello? Who SCHOOLING?
3.  Use AFFECT in a sentence.
   ...Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.
4.  Use ADIEU in a sentence.
   ...If you are ADIEU, the Arabs will kill you.
5.  Use DECANTER in a sentence.
   ...You can order that medicine over DECANTER.
6.  Use DELETION in a sentence.
   ...The balat of DELETION is crispy.
7.  Use DESPISE in a sentence.
   ...Who baked all DESPISE?
8.  Use DIFFERENT and DIFFERENTIAL in a sentence.
   ...I am looking for DIFFERENT of this boy to get DIFFERENTIAL
      consent so he can go to the picnic.


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Re: DO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS ?
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 04:08:39 PM »
AND NOW  FOR THE FILIPINOS WHO CAN READ AND UNNDERSTAND TAGALOG

9.  Use BORROW in a sentence.
         ...Ang dumi naman ng BORROW mo.
10.  Use CAESAREAN in a sentence.
   ...Lintek, anak, mag-ingat ka, CAESAREAN mo iyang laruan mo.
11.  Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence.
   ...Pare, ang dami-daming pagkain, pero, ko-CONTEMPLATE.
12.  Use ARTESIA in a sentence (if you don't know what this is, it's a city [or street] at the L.A. COUNTY in CALIFORNIA)
   ...Nako naman, ang ganda-ganda nang bebot na yun, pero,ma-ARTESIA.
13.   Use CADET in a sentence.
   ...CADET ko si Maria nung isang gabi.  Ngayon, ikaw naman ang CADET niya.
14.   Use CARDIAC in a sentence.
   ...Na CARDIAC yung kotse ni Pedro noong isang gabi.
15.   Use CENTURION in a sentence.
   ...Na-CENTURION si Pedro ng tatay niya dahil sa kalokohan niya.
16.   Use DEDICATE in a sentence.
   ...Pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong DEDICATE iyan.
17.   Use DELICACY in a sentence.
   ...Bagal mo... DELICACY mahuhuli na tayo.
18.   Use DEPRECIATE in a sentence.
   ...Sister, DEPRECIATE already, kaya pwede na tayong kumain.
19.   Use DIFFUSION in a sentence.
   ...Brownout...siguradong DIFFUSION pumutok.
20.   Use LAITY in a sentence.
   ...Taga "laity" si Imelda Marcos.
21.   Use MENTION in a sentence.
   ...Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang MENTION.
22.   Use ebonic word MOTHA' FUCKA' in a sentece.
         ...Iho mag-ingat, ka baka MOTHA' FUCKA'
   
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
   
23.   Use SECOND THOUGHT in a sentence.
   ...Hindi pa bumibili ng bagong kotse ang mag-asawang si Pedro at Maria dahil magse-SECOND THOUGHT pa daw sila.


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