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Why the exact word is important
« on: March 17, 2010, 07:44:35 PM »
Castration

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind; either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Sh*t! THAT'S the word!”

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Re: Why the exact word is important
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 08:31:14 PM »
ajehehehe gihibot-an na sya? too late - whoa !

ang iza gipotlan rag "spitz haut" ? ;D

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Re: Why the exact word is important
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 08:33:09 PM »
hahaha. after reading articles nga puros politucs nalang unya walay hinungdan, this joke made my day!

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Re: Why the exact word is important
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2010, 08:37:44 PM »
 mao btw. nagpalain ko ky gilaayan sa mga topic nga hinapjoray ug manok hee³

 mora rabag nailhan ka ha na sila sa ilang manok? bawo

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Re: Why the exact word is important
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2010, 08:41:50 PM »
mao btw. nagpalain ko ky gilaayan sa mga topic nga hinapjoray ug manok hee³

 mora rabag nailhan ka ha na sila sa ilang manok? bawo
sakto ka! ang kapait lagi kay ang uban minggasto sa ilang dughan, unsa kahay ma-ani nila after this tawn.....

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Re: Why the exact word is important
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2010, 09:28:06 PM »
hahaha kina importantihan jud ang saktong words ug magpatuli man gani kay ug dili hibut an ang labas inay tinuli.

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Re: Why the exact word is important
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2010, 10:23:13 PM »
Castration

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind; either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Sh*t! THAT'S the word!”

;D


bwahahahahha!

its too late my friend!

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Re: Why the exact word is important
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2010, 05:57:40 AM »
wa diay kasabot, na humana noon  ;D

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Re: Why the exact word is important
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2010, 02:04:37 PM »
na-ultimo adios si intoy.  moral lesson:  i-drawing ang imong gusto aron di ka ma-neuter.  (hihihi, i-drawing ang tuli.)  unsaon kaha nija pagpangamoral ug baje no?  'ay lab yu inspite of, or because of my neutrality' or 'ay lab yu over my dead down under'? ::)

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