This is a forwarded joke from my relative:Why I hate visiting rich people?Question: "What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?"
Answer: " Ceylon tea please"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "White please"
Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
Answer: "Milk please"
Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"
Answer: "Cow milk please."
Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : " Afrikaner cow please."
Question: " Warm or cold?"
Answer: "Warm please."
Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?"
Answer:
(Inis na..) "Umm .. I'll rather take it black please."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar please."
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar please."
Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer:
(Pikon na..) "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please."
Question: "Mineral or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water please."
Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer:
(Nag Explode na..) "Hey futsek mann! Just get me water from the river.. I don't Want to know which river, and stop asking me too many questions.
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