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Visayan jokes (mga bisaya ra ang makasabot!)
« on: October 16, 2010, 05:19:16 PM »
Anak: Tay, hain akon grief?
Tatay: kaw bata ka, dili ka gihapon kabalo. Brief lagi dili grief.
Anal: Aw, hain man tay?
Tatay: tua sa kwarto. Gi hammer!


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Re: Visayan jokes (mga bisaya ra ang makasabot!)
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2010, 05:19:39 PM »
Mare1: ka swerti nmo mare oi. Mga gwapo ug gwapa jud imong mga anak.
Mare2: Nah mare, naningkamot kud kog akoa. Kay ug mag salig ko sa akong bana, ay ambot nalang unsay hitsura!


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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2010, 05:20:16 PM »
Ilaga nga manyak. Kita ug baka, gijer2x. Kita ug kanding, gijer2x. Kita ug manok, gijer2x. Kita ug baboy, gijer2x lang gihapon. Then kit-an xa sa iring nga nag-baig-id-bag-id xa sa yuta.
Iring: dah tagam ka lagi manyaka ka. Gikatlan ka noon!
Ilaga: ayaw saba jer2x ko hulmigas.


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Re: Visayan jokes (mga bisaya ra ang makasabot!)
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2010, 05:20:35 PM »
Original version: "Do not do unto others, if you don’t want other do unto you."
Bisaya version: "Ayaw mo pag ingun ana, kung mag ingun ana mo ayaw."

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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2010, 05:23:53 PM »
Ilaga nga manyak. Kita ug baka, gijer2x. Kita ug kanding, gijer2x. Kita ug manok, gijer2x. Kita ug baboy, gijer2x lang gihapon. Then kit-an xa sa iring nga nag-baig-id-bag-id xa sa yuta.
Iring: dah tagam ka lagi manyaka ka. Gikatlan ka noon!
Ilaga: ayaw saba jer2x ko hulmigas.


nyahahahaha......
kagwang ning ilaga-a....nag pabarako ang dating nya ang tintin mura lang diay kadako sa bonhok? :P

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Re: Visayan jokes (mga bisaya ra ang makasabot!)
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2010, 05:26:17 PM »
Nagsulat si Dako sa iyang tatay:
Dear tatay,
Padad-e mi ug usa ka kilong bugas ug usa ka dosenang itlog.
Imong anak,
Dako
Si Dako nigawas, unya mi sud si Gamay. Nagisi ni Gamay ang sulat! Gi tipan nila ang sulat. Unya gi-mail dayon.
Pagbasa sa ilang tatay:
Dear bugas,
Padad-e mi ug usa ka kilong tatay ug usa ka dosenang anak.
Imong itlog,
Dako

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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2010, 05:26:37 PM »
Patient: Doc, regular lagi ko malibang kada alas 7 sa buntag.
Doc: o di maau nuon! Unsay problema ana?
Patient: Alas 8 man ko mahigmata doc!

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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2010, 05:26:51 PM »
Si tarzan gipangutana sa tv reporter.
TV reporter: Oi tarzan, gi unsa nimo pagtukod imong balay sa sa ibabaw sa kahoy?
Tarzan: ambot sir, kay nag board rman ko diha!

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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2010, 05:29:47 PM »
Amerikano og Cebuano nagsumbagay..
Amerikano: (gisumbag ang Cebuano og natikangkang ang Cebuano..) Take it easy man! Take it easy!
Cebuano: (nibalus pagsumbag og natikangkang ang Amerikano..) Kisikisi man! Kisikisi! 

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Re: Visayan jokes (mga bisaya ra ang makasabot!)
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2010, 06:51:01 PM »
toto1: Miss marka kabayo gani.  ( kag nakita sang lalaki nga ang naguwa RED HORSE...)
toto2: Miss marka tao gani         (Kag nakita man sang lalaki nga naguwas VINO KULAFU)

kag didto nabal-an sang lalaki nga mga marka lang man gali ang ginahambal sa bar nga ato.Gani pakitang gilas man siya..wala naman siya may naisip na iban nga marka gani ang naisipan na lang niya.....

bolanong : Miss ga-i gani ko sang marka pato....

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« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2010, 06:53:12 PM »
toto1: Miss marka kabayo gani.  ( kag nakita sang lalaki nga ang naguwa RED HORSE...)
toto2: Miss marka tao gani         (Kag nakita man sang lalaki nga naguwas VINO KULAFU)

kag didto nabal-an sang lalaki nga mga marka lang man gali ang ginahambal sa bar nga ato.Gani pakitang gilas man siya..wala naman siya may naisip na iban nga marka gani ang naisipan na lang niya.....

bolanong : Miss ga-i gani ko sang marka pato....

aw lami siguro itagay ang silver swan suka hehehehe

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Re: Visayan jokes (mga bisaya ra ang makasabot!)
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2010, 07:04:28 PM »
Ondoy : Mabakal ako ubas….
Manong : Ay waay kami ubas.

Dasun nga adlaw…

Ondoy : Mabakal ako ubas….
Manong : Ay waay kami ubas.

Dasun pa gid nga adlaw…

Ondoy : ‘Nong, mabakal ako ubas…
Manong : Kaulianun sa imo! Hambal ko na gid nga waay kami ubas. Pamangkot pa bala liwat kay stepleran ko ang baba mo!

Dasun pa gid nga adlaw…

Ondoy : ‘Nong, may stapler kamo?
Manong : Ay, waay kami stapler.
Ondoy : Mabakal ako ubas!




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Re: Visayan jokes (mga bisaya ra ang makasabot!)
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2010, 07:07:49 PM »
Hubag : Bugs, daw masuka ako pero indi mag-gwa ang suka ko.
Bugsay : Hapos lang ‘na kuota bala tilaukan mo para magwa.
Hubag : Indi gid ‘ya magwa, Bugs.
Bugsay : Hmmm…kuota buli mo.
Hubag : Wa-ay man gyapon.
Bugsay : Sige kuota na subong tilaukan mo, tan-awun ‘ta kung indi ka pa magsuka!

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« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2010, 07:15:00 PM »
Hubag : Bugs, daw masuka ako pero indi mag-gwa ang suka ko.
Bugsay : Hapos lang ‘na kuota bala tilaukan mo para magwa.
Hubag : Indi gid ‘ya magwa, Bugs.
Bugsay : Hmmm…kuota buli mo.
Hubag : Wa-ay man gyapon.
Bugsay : Sige kuota na subong tilaukan mo, tan-awun ‘ta kung indi ka pa magsuka!


bwahahahha....animales ka , 'to Bol!!! ;D

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« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2010, 07:35:45 PM »

bwahahahha....animales ka , 'to Bol!!! ;D

hahahhaa,nadali ka ni  bai bolbol bai bugs...

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« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2010, 07:48:33 PM »
Hilinngo: Mangaon ta anay.
Bol-anon: Dili ko mokaon ug anay
Hilonggo: Segi kaon ta bla
Bol-anon: Unsa? pakaunon ko ug tabla
Hilonggo: Kaon  ta e.
Bol-anon: Pakaonon ko nimo ug tae.
Hilonggo: Nagseling ko sa imo e.
Bol-anon: estoryaheeee.

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« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2010, 09:42:10 AM »
Mare1: ka swerti nmo mare oi. Mga gwapo ug gwapa jud imong mga anak.
Mare2: Nah mare, naningkamot kud kog akoa. Kay ug mag salig ko sa akong bana, ay ambot nalang unsay hitsura!


Bwahaha! Mao ni saktong asawa. Naghunahuna sa kaugmaon sa iyang mga anak!  ;D

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« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2010, 12:24:09 PM »
Bwahaha! Mao ni saktong asawa. Naghunahuna sa kaugmaon sa iyang mga anak!  ;D

ahhh...girl scout

resourceful? 8)


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« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2010, 01:01:52 PM »
ahhh...girl scout

resourceful? 8)


Resourceful, unya practical. Kahibawo siya nga bentaha jud kon arang-arang og hitsura ang iyang mga anak...  ;D

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« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2010, 01:06:30 PM »
Resourceful, unya practical. Kahibawo siya nga bentaha jud kon arang-arang og hitsura ang iyang mga anak...  ;D

ang naha-una mauy mga pulong sa amahan? ??? ;D

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« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2010, 01:20:52 PM »
ang naha-una mauy mga pulong sa amahan? ??? ;D

Tekret. Manggihatagon ra gud ta... :-X

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« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2010, 05:53:17 PM »
Bata : ‘nay, ano inang 10 commandments?
Madam Is : Amo ina sya ang napulo nga sugo sang diyos.
Bata : Nay, mas grabe ka iya gali kay sa diyos.
Madam Is: Ngaa man?
Bata : Mas damo bal-an imo sugo.




Toto : Nay! Ako lang bala ang nakasabat sa pamangkot sang amon maestra kagina.
Inang  : Ay maayo eh! Ano ang ginpamangkot sang maestra nyo?
Toto : ‘Sin-o ang wala assigment?’




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« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2010, 03:37:04 AM »
Toto: Nay! Dyutayan lang ko bala mag-Top 1 sa amon nga klase.
Nanay: Paano natabo ina kay may 75 ka man nga grade?
Toto: Sang ginhambal kagina ni ma’am kung sin-o ang Top 1 sa amon, gintudlo nya ang tupad ko…’jutayan lang ako!

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« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2010, 12:28:20 PM »
Gindala sang mag-asawa ang ila tatlo ka tuig nga bata sang doktor bangud ang iya pikoy sobra gid kagamay. Magkatapos tan-aw sang doktor ang bata, ginhambalan sila sang doktor, "Pakan-a nyo lang ang inyo bata sang pandesal nga may Star margarine."

Sunod nga aga, ang bata manugpamahaw na, may ara nga damu-damo nga pandesal kag Star magarine sang babaw sang lamesa.

Namangkot ang bata, "Nay, sang akon ni tanan?"

"Kuha ka lang isa," hambal sang Nanay. "Ang bilin para na sang imo nga Tatay."


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« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2010, 04:34:56 PM »
Gamay pa gid ang pikoy ni Tatay bla.

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