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Viagra - Under Doctors Orders
« on: March 07, 2010, 08:28:18 PM »
Viagra - Under Doctors Orders

A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work. An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours.   

In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home."   

"I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?" 

"Yes."   

"Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?"   

"But I don't need Viagra with the maid."

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Re: Viagra - Under Doctors Orders
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2010, 09:33:57 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2010, 07:34:27 PM »
way batasan! hahahhaha!

Pero dili bakakon! ;D

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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2010, 07:40:38 PM »
di na gyud diay niya matulon iyang asawa ug mauhon?...heheheheh...peace mga sister ;D

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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2010, 07:55:40 PM »
di na gyud diay niya matulon iyang asawa ug mauhon?...heheheheh...peace mga sister ;D

He he he, basin matulon pero madigwa ra pud.  Peace, ladies... ;D

Niay joke nga pampauli sa buot sa womenfolk, Bay Bugs:

A fellow was telling his buddy, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way that she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."

So the fellow did.

The next day his buddy asked, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said the fellow.

"...And did she like it?" His buddy asked.

"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door yelling, "I'll be back in an hour!!!"






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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2010, 01:54:56 AM »
Two great "dirty" jokes, bwahahaha!!!

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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2010, 06:18:07 AM »
He he he, basin matulon pero madigwa ra pud.  Peace, ladies... ;D

Niay joke nga pampauli sa buot sa womenfolk, Bay Bugs:

A fellow was telling his buddy, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way that she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."

So the fellow did.

The next day his buddy asked, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said the fellow.

"...And did she like it?" His buddy asked.

"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door yelling, "I'll be back in an hour!!!"






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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2010, 06:10:03 PM »
 da lagi tua ra> nice green jokes,walay yellow orange dara?  ;D

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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2010, 06:44:46 PM »
da lagi tua ra> nice green jokes,walay yellow orange dara?  ;D

naa kers mulamula unja mamoy pa sa pahak ni manoy.  :P

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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2010, 09:09:34 PM »
da lagi tua ra> nice green jokes,walay yellow orange dara?  ;D

He he. Naa koy blue jokes, Day Kerst... ;D

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« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2010, 09:17:05 PM »
Two great "dirty" jokes, bwahahaha!!!

He he, lahi jud ning understanding nga pari, kay i-underscore ang debatable adjective. Hinuon, lahi pud and kulongo nga layman, like myself, who would write

Two great dirty "jokes", bwahahaha!!! ;D

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« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2010, 11:15:57 PM »
He he, lahi jud ning understanding nga pari, kay i-underscore ang debatable adjective. Hinuon, lahi pud and kulongo nga layman, like myself, who would write

Two great dirty "jokes", bwahahaha!!! ;D



preha lang mong duha! hahaha!

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« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2010, 08:49:37 AM »
TOINKZZZZ!!!naunsa na...hahahhaha

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« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2010, 09:56:50 PM »
He he, lahi jud ning understanding nga pari, kay i-underscore ang debatable adjective. Hinuon, lahi pud and kulongo nga layman, like myself, who would write

Two great dirty "jokes", bwahahaha!!! ;D

 aha ha ha kulongo blues, and for the surambaw like me,
  i would say..great ..great.. jokes as in Wilhelm The Greatest !

I'LL be back next week honey, Thanks for the great gift..!  ;D

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« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2010, 10:03:31 PM »
aha ha ha kulongo blues, and for the surambaw like me,
  i would say..great ..great.. jokes as in Wilhelm The Greatest !

I'LL be back next week honey, Thanks for the great gift..!  ;D


kay aZa ka paingon??? ajaw pa wala wala diha kay ako diri nagkalisud ang internet pero mo tunga baja jud tawon ko!!!

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« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2010, 10:29:35 PM »
Viagra - Under Doctors Orders

A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work. An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours.   

In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home."   

"I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?" 

"Yes."   

"Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?"   

"But I don't need Viagra with the maid."

;D




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« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2010, 10:55:12 PM »
bata pa siguro ang iyang maid.

way batasan! hahahhaha!

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« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2010, 11:52:27 PM »

kay aZa ka paingon??? ajaw pa wala wala diha kay ako diri nagkalisud ang internet pero mo tunga baja jud tawon ko!!!

bwahahaha reply nako na oi sa 1hour nga milogpot ija wify sa gift iyaha hubby nga makahimo siya bisan unsa in one hour ba to? ako lang ginahimo og one week akoa para matagbaw ko.

hahaha bwahaha nag aginod diay ka dearie? wawa baby ngek ngok !

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« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2010, 12:39:26 AM »
bata pa siguro ang iyang maid.


dili oi idaran na man pero maayo lang mudala ug atay sa kama, mo helicopter ug giling giling pa jud.

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