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Vanity?
« on: May 22, 2011, 08:40:45 AM »
The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

"What is it, child?"

"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Several times a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

The priest turned, took a good look at the girl and said, "My dear, I have good news. It isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."






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Re: Vanity?
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2011, 10:08:32 AM »
Wine does not make you FAT... it makes you LEAN.

(LEAN gainst tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)

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Re: Vanity?
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2011, 11:45:38 AM »

aherm.  depende sa side nga gitan-aw sa confessor tingali sa?  di gyod hinoon ni madala ug ayder of de to wel do kay mata-matahon man sad ani ang confessor...

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