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« on: January 22, 2009, 08:21:58 PM »
The Top 20 Signs That You're Watching A Pinoy Movie


1.Sasayaw sa likod ng puno ng buko pag nasa beach yung scene. Alternate pa
yung mga ulo nila.

2.Yung kontrabida yayakap sa bida, sabay taas ng kilay at ngingisi.

3.Ang pancit, nagdadala ng malas. Uuwi ang bida na may dalang pancit sa
kanyang nanay na si Anita Linda. Tatawagin nito ang mga bata
para kumain, at kakamustahin ng bida ang pag-aaral habang kumakain ng
pancit. Biglang may titigil na sasakyan sa harap ng bahay at pauulanan ng
baril ang pamilya! Mamamatay si Anita Linda, at sisigaw ang bida ng
“Inaaay!� at mangangakong ipaghihiganti ito. Moral lesson: Ang pancit,
nakakamatay.

4.Pag may magkaribal na babae, yung mabait diretcho ang buhok at may bangs.
Yung salbahe, laging kulot.

5.Sa pinoy action movies, ang bida hindi nauubusan ng bala.

6.Sa pinoy action movies, kapag tumakbo ang bida, sa lupa lahat ang tama ng
bala ng kalaban.

7.Kapag may angry mob na pupunta sa bahaykubo ng manananggal, si Vangie
Labalan ang laging lider.

8.Alam mong moment of truth na ng bida kapag sinabi na niya yung title ng
pelikula.

9.Ang tawag ng kontrabida sa mga goons niya, “Mga bata.�

10.Yung nakababatang kapatid ng bida habang naglalaro ng bola, mabibitawan
at mapupunta sa gitna ng kalsada. Tapos may darating na sasakyan, tapos
itutulak siya ng bida. Yung bida naman ang nasa gita ng kalsada. Biglang
may sasakyang darating. Ang bida, ico-cross lang niya arms niya covering
his face tapos sisigaw yung kapatd ng ‘kuyaaa!’. Next scene nasa ospital na
sila. Simula na ng drama.

11.Kapag bakbakan, hindi nasasaktan ang bida, pero umaaray siya pag
ginagamot na siya ng leading lady, at kasunod na ang love scene.

12.Kapag may sinabi ng kontrabida ang masama niyang plano sa bida, ang
sasabihin ng bida: “hayop ka!�

13.Ang bidang babae, pag katulong ang role, siguradong magiging anak ng amo
niya sa ending.

14.Ang nanay ng mayaman laging may pamaypay na pangmayaman, at ang nanay ng
mahirap laging naka duster.

15.Ang hideout ng kontrabida, parating mansion na may chicks sa pool.

16.Ang mga bida sa drama, pag nakatanggap ng masamang balita, laging may
pinto sa likod nila para puwede silang sumandal habang nagsa-slide
dahan-dahan pababa, tapos todo iyak with matching uhog.

17.Pag di nahuli ng mga goons ang bida, sasabihin ng boss sa kanila, “Mga
inutil!�

18.Laging nakakapulot ng baril na may bala ang bida kapag kinakailangan
niya.

19.Laging mas maganda ang yayang bida kesa sa kontrabidang anak ng amo
niya.

20.Pag ang ending ng movie ay song and dance number sa beach o resort, ang
huling frame, tatalon ang buong cast…sabay freeze.


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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2009, 12:02:06 AM »
Im watching pinoy ika lima balik balikon ang moment of accident nya hing buto pajud ang sakyanan sa bida.. and wat else? buhi jud!

heeey? what's the point of this?


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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 04:00:17 AM »
dagko ang letra sa titol...puwa pa ang shadow
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2009, 08:47:51 PM »

wala nako mahibong ani. hehe

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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2009, 08:53:50 PM »
14.Ang nanay ng mayaman laging may pamaypay na pangmayaman, at ang nanay ng
mahirap laging naka duster.

kina commonan jud ne kaau.....nya sa squatters area dayon ga puyo with matching ubo2x

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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2009, 08:58:56 PM »
mo-comment lang ko ani na statement:
4.Pag may magkaribal na babae, yung mabait diretcho ang buhok at may bangs.
Yung salbahe, laging kulot.

dli lang kay sa pinoy movie ni cya makita gud... hasta sa trabahoan pud... dba day kiamoy and estariray?!
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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2009, 09:00:38 PM »
Bisan gi kulata ug 10 ka tao ang starring, dili maguba ang hinapay.
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2009, 09:01:51 PM »
ahahahahaha!!!!.....mao jud nets.

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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2009, 09:04:50 PM »


ahahahaha!!!!!....ako mahuna-hunaan ani kai c FPJ og Erap

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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2009, 09:10:45 PM »
Also you know its a pinoy movie when there are too many extras as background and you may wonder "Pagkadaghan sa extra, asa kaha ni sila mangalibang".

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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2009, 09:16:05 PM »
hahahahaha!!!!libang jud.....hahahahaha!!!!....nya daghan extra na hutdon rag pusil or bun-og sa bida....


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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2009, 09:17:47 PM »

haha mangalibang jud kuya?? na! mudato ang caterer..

kato gane castaway si tom hank raman jud to ug si Wilson ball..lol

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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2009, 09:44:13 PM »
Asa man diay sila mangalibang, labi na ug ang venue sa shooting adto sa bundok or forest. Naa ba diay CR adto. Unya ang shooting mga 3 days.


- Ang trend sa pinoy movies balik-balik lang: Ang pobre na himong dato, ug sa na dato na, nahimong hambogiro, unya na pordoy ug nahimong pobre.

- You know its a pinoy movie kung ang actor nga gi buwagan sa iyang asawa or uyab mag hubog-hubog ug San Miguel Beer (which is obviously one of the sponsor of the movie).

- Also villains, kontrabidas and hudlums are always drinking Ginebra San Miguel, which is also the same company with San Miguel Beer, the sponsor.

- The rapist will always laugh very loud. Dili ba kaha ma hadlok nga dunay makadungog unya mo report sa police.

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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2009, 10:15:46 PM »
ang bida bisag kapila bun ogon, di matumba or makuyapan. pero kung kontra nga extra, usa ra ka tira or sumbag hapla dayon,
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« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2009, 10:51:04 PM »
- You know nga pinoy movies kung dili synchronized ang dubbing. Usahay mag una ug lihok ang baba unya ulahi ang sound.

- You know  its pinoy movie kung ang horror instead na nakakatakot, nakakatawa.

- Sa pinoy horror movie, always starring ang tikbalang ug mananangal.

- Si white lady pa pala. Siya ang most in-demand actress sa pinoy horror movies.

- Also listen to the "uwang nang aso" since time of Ang Panday, mao lang nga tape ang gi gamit.

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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2009, 12:10:48 AM »
bwahahaha

nag ligid2x jud ko ug kinatawa diri!

ang pinoy movies sad sigi ug yell or shout or scream!
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« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2009, 02:20:15 AM »
kung pinoy nga salida, pwede motan-aw ko inig first 5 mins, nya matog, nya matan-aw last 10 mins. makasabot gihapon kas storya. lol. (hambogero)

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hambogero jud! hahahahha

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