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Wi du da seym ting
« on: September 08, 2007, 07:19:31 AM »


US NAVY-(chewing bubble gum) in United States those four sided parts
of the bread are not eaten.
FILIPINA-Why???
US NAVY-Well,We put it in a recycle bin and make biscuits from it and
send it to the Philippines.
FILIPINA-(medyo naasar) ahhh!!..wi du da seym ting!!(we do
the same thing)..
US NAVY-really??How??
FILIPINA-In the PHILIPPINES We do not throw USED CONDOMS.
US NAVY-Hah???Why?????
FILIPINA-We make bubble gums from those,and send it to
United States.
US NAVY-PWAAAAA!!!!(sabay luwa ng bubble gum).


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Re: Wi du da seym ting
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2007, 07:43:05 AM »
ano ang tunog ng ihi ng dalaga ?
i wish,i wish ,iwish
ano naman ang tunog ng ihi ng misis?
alwys,always,alwyas
ano naman ang sa matandang biyuda?
i miss, i miss, i miss
ngayon sa matangdang dalaga naman ano ang tunog?
bwisit,bwisit,bwisit


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Re: Wi du da seym ting
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2007, 07:46:54 AM »
A boy is sitting on a sofa courting a girl.

Boy nautot.
Girl: Blacky alis diyan sa ilalim ng sofa.
Boy: Buti bintang siya sa aso.(Boy utot uli)
Girl: Blacky sabi alis diyan baka mataihan ka!


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Re: Wi du da seym ting
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2007, 07:49:12 AM »
Husband: Lagi mo pala dinadala ang picture ko sa bag
mo pag pumapasok ka sa office. Baket?
Wife: Pag may problema ko, kahit gaano kabigat,
nawawala kapag nakikita ko ang picture mo.
Husband: Sabi ko na nga ba talagang mahal na mahal
mo ko.
Wife:Tinitingnan ko lang ang picture mo tapos sinasabi
ko sa sarili ko na WALA NG PROBLEMA NA MAS HIHIGIT
PA DITO.



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Re: Wi du da seym ting
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2007, 08:01:18 AM »
Mare 1: Naku mare, ang gaganda ng mga anak mo!
Mare 2: Talaga, mare! Hay naku kung asawa ko lang
ang inasahan ko hindi sana mangyayari yan!


Boy1: Lahi namin ang mahabang buhay, lolo ko namatay
88 yearsold na.
Boy2: Ako Lolo ko namatay 98 years old.
Boy3: Ala yan! Lolo ko sobrang tanda PINATAY na lang
namin.


T: Ano sa English ang Maswerte akong lalaki?
S: Lucky me with Egg?
T: Eh yung matronang barat?
S: Payless Instant Mommy!


Sa hardin ng Paraiso?
Adan: Lord, hindi ko na kaya ang pagtukso ng ahas sa akin!
Lord: Maging matatag ka, anak. Ano ba ang tukso ng ahas sa iyo?
Adan: Supot! Supot! Supot!?


Sa airport canteen, umorder ang isang Amerikano?
Kano: Miss, will you please give me one few two? Tindera: What, sir?
Kano: I said one few two.?
Tindera: Oh, puto!
Kano: Yeah, thats right!
(Sa loob-loob ng tindera, Tangna! Puto lang, pino-few two few two pa!
Gagantihan ko siya!?
Tindera: Okey, sir? What color do you want? few la? or few ti?



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Re: Wi du da seym ting
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2007, 12:58:06 PM »
hehehheh very funny, my hubby likes the bubble gum condom.

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Re: Wi du da seym ting
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2007, 11:18:46 PM »
A boy is sitting on a sofa courting a girl.

Boy nautot.
Girl: Blacky alis diyan sa ilalim ng sofa.
Boy: Buti bintang siya sa aso.(Boy utot uli)
Girl: Blacky sabi alis diyan baka mataihan ka!




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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2007, 11:22:19 PM »
Sa airport canteen, umorder ang isang Amerikano?
Kano: Miss, will you please give me one few two? Tindera: What, sir?
Kano: I said one few two.?
Tindera: Oh, puto!
Kano: Yeah, thats right!
(Sa loob-loob ng tindera, Tangna! Puto lang, pino-few two few two pa!
Gagantihan ko siya!?
Tindera: Okey, sir? What color do you want? few la? or few ti?



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