A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told,
he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding
night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in
the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My
darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry
frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -
juss anyting you want. You juss ask... So... Whatchu want?" he says,
trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress
her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)
for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try
something I have heard about from other gurls... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
puzzle he asks her... "You want... Garlic Chicken with steam
vegetable?"
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