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The 3 Patients
« on: September 25, 2012, 11:06:40 AM »

(don't know the exact title of this.. just reposting it from fb)



One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This
morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The
doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do..
The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened
to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

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Re: The 3 Patients
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2012, 12:28:41 PM »
wala diay tawon makit-i si hubag nga didto ra's fridge.. ;D

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Re: The 3 Patients
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2012, 12:38:32 PM »
nya kinsa pod tong ninglabay sa frigde ikaw bay bugsay??! :D ;D

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Re: The 3 Patients
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2012, 12:41:06 PM »
nya kinsa pod tong ninglabay sa frigde ikaw bay bugsay??! :D ;D

dili, pero nakadungon ko's lagubo kay silingan ra me... :P

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Re: The 3 Patients
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2012, 12:58:04 PM »
wala diay tawon makit-i si hubag nga didto ra's fridge.. ;D

Hmm, didto sa sud galing... ;D

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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2012, 12:58:53 PM »
nya kinsa pod tong ninglabay sa frigde ikaw bay bugsay??! :D ;D

Di ba ikaw to, Bay Piks? ;D

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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2012, 12:59:29 PM »
dili, pero nakadungon ko's lagubo kay silingan ra me... :P

Ikaw galing tong nadat-ogan sa ref... ;D

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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2012, 01:02:54 PM »
A funnier version of the story:


Who Died the Worst Death?

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.

First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.

I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the a**. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refrigerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so exhausted I had a heart attack."

St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.

Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me."

St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.

Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator."


Bwahaha! ;D

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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2012, 01:10:39 PM »
.."smashed my fingers to a pulp!"....luoy intawon ang way swerte nga nag exercise. ;D

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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2012, 01:16:01 PM »
.."smashed my fingers to a pulp!"....luoy intawon ang way swerte nga nag exercise. ;D

Siya jud ang pinakamakaluluoy kay napagan lang... :P

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