Author Topic: Text Jokes (Read 31434 times)

ms da binsi · « **Reply #120 on:** December 15, 2007, 02:45:56 AM »

hahahahhahhahhahahhahhhahahha

labaw pa nato ka igat si Sister!!!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #121 on:** December 15, 2007, 02:46:58 AM »

nagisi na ni akong baba diriii!!!

woooi!

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lindy · « **Reply #122 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:44:21 AM »

A naked girl rode on a taxi:
"BAKIT" asked the girl sa driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya... ngayon ka lang ba nakakita na Babaing hubad?
DRIVER: Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo...

SIOPAO:
Kulas: Miss isa ngang siopao... yung babae...
Waitress: Babaing Siopao?
Kulas: Oo... yung may sapin... kunbaga napkin.
Waitress: Ah ganun po ba? Lalaki po ang nandito...
Kulas: Lalaki?
Waitress:Kasi po may itlog sa loob...

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #123 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:59:45 AM »

wahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahha

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swakee · « **Reply #124 on:** December 15, 2007, 04:03:18 AM »

bwahahahaahahaa... palamoot!!!!

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #125 on:** December 15, 2007, 05:10:57 AM »

lol

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Happy · « **Reply #126 on:** December 16, 2007, 08:49:54 AM »

mogahi manpud atong baba ani ug kinatawa oi haha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #127 on:** December 16, 2007, 04:17:43 PM »

GF: Magbuwag na ta! Hambugero kaayo kang dako! Pwe!
BF: Day, pasayloa na lagi ko! Di na lagi ko muotro!
GF: Dili na lagi ko nimo!
BF: Magtubok mang gyud ko kon imo kong bulagan!
GF: Okey, mosugot ko pero ayaw na lagi paghimbog kay dili nako na type!
BF: Hay, salamat gyud kaayo Day! Karon nga misugot ka nga dili nata magbuwag, regaluhan taka og panyo nga tag 20,000 pesos, hatagan sab taka og panty nga 50,000 pesos, blah... blah.... blah...... Yahoooo!!!

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Scarb · « **Reply #128 on:** December 17, 2007, 01:12:06 AM »

Ama: Bakit ka umiiyak?

Anak: Pumasa po kasi ako sa test. Huhuhu!

Ama: Aba , magaling! Anong subject yun, anak?

Anak: Pregnancy test po itay!

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Happy · « **Reply #129 on:** December 17, 2007, 01:16:20 AM »

hahaha ka brayt intawon sa anak

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Scarb · « **Reply #130 on:** December 17, 2007, 01:29:52 AM »

LD call from US:
HUSBAND: hon musta ang tindahan?
WIFE: dept store na!

H: ang tuba-an?
W: KTV bar na!

H: and mga trickad?
W: taxi na!

H: ang dalawa kong anak?
W: LIMA na!

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hazel · « **Reply #131 on:** December 17, 2007, 01:29:54 AM »

heheheh scholar na tingali, Haps

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Scarb · « **Reply #132 on:** December 17, 2007, 01:39:59 AM »

two lovers calling thru cellphone
Kano Bf: Honey, thanks for ur Love and time spent with me

Pinay Gf: saba ka dha oi, labawng pa kang Tangyuuu

Kano: Ohh sorry I'm lowbat. darlin

Pinay: nayabag ka dha,unsaon nimo pagkalibat
wla man ka kakita nako?huuh

Kano: what are you talking there?
Pinay: unsay uwat-huwat,wlay Kabaw, wla kos daruhan oi...!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #133 on:** January 21, 2008, 02:07:20 AM »

DRAMA SA RADYO:
"Huwag mo kong hawakan, berting, nasasaktan ako! magulo na
ang buhok ko at pumapalag ako ngayn"
"magtapat ka lorena, habang lalong humihigpit ang hawak ko sayo"
"tama na berting! May nakita ako ngayng kutsilyo sa mesa, kukunin
ko ito at bigla kong isasaksak sayo...ayan. .nakuha ko na..sinasaksak
na kita!"
"aahhhh...sinaksak mo ako sa tiyan..ito ngauy nagdurugo at
mamamatay nako..ayan patay nako...."
...xet! buti nalang talaga naimbento ang tv...hehehe.

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hazel · « **Reply #134 on:** January 21, 2008, 04:25:11 AM »

weheheheheheh

finally! you're back!

we missed you, alex.

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #135 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:26:03 PM »

Yes, Barbaro is back! And in true form.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #136 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:18:05 PM »

bai paul.. tnx salamat gyod kaayo until next december pohon..after gyod nag swimming ug taga tuhod gihilantan ko adto katong sigi tang txt sa higpit sa schedule wala nay ayong tulog kay daghan mag mahay ug dili nimo ma entertained.. hangtod gihubagan intawn sa kilid.. hubag tiki hangtod ron baon pa nako..

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #137 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:23:01 PM »

Na! Ipa-check-up na 'lex. Di kaha na tungod sa bobog?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #138 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:53:43 PM »

ok na sya gamay paul.. kay dili na beer akong giinom antibiotics nalang..

he he sa tuyom guro paul natusok sa gilid...

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #139 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:57:57 PM »

Ok na man kaha. Labiha pus tujom nga nangita man ju'g kilid-kilid.

hehe

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Barbaro · « **Reply #140 on:** January 22, 2008, 07:05:59 PM »

ambot bitaw mikalit lang naman duha pa gyod kabook medyo ok na..

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Barbaro · « **Reply #141 on:** January 22, 2008, 09:58:24 PM »

The lawyer placed a sign, "I am the Boss" in his office.
Days later his secretary says: "Sir, tumawag po Mrs nyo. Ibalik
daw po yun sign nya sa bahay nyo."

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hazel · « **Reply #142 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:23:02 AM »

ambot bitaw mikalit lang naman duha pa gyod kabook medyo ok na..

wehehehehe kalouy! gihubagan.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #143 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:44:57 AM »

makalibog ka uyamot hazel.. kataw-an bako nimo or nalooy ka nako..

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hazel · « **Reply #144 on:** January 23, 2008, 04:11:35 AM »

murag katawa kay nia man ta sa jokes corner.

pwede pud pakapinan ug kalouy.

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #145 on:** January 23, 2008, 09:28:35 PM »

makalibog ka uyamot hazel.. kataw-an bako nimo or nalooy ka nako..

murag katawa kay nia man ta sa jokes corner.

pwede pud pakapinan ug kalouy.

Sorry, 'lex. Peace.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #146 on:** January 23, 2008, 09:32:51 PM »

ok ra paul oi.. peace..

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Barbaro · « **Reply #147 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:18:48 PM »

There was a turtle who fell in love with a pig.
One day the turtle visited the pig and said, "I love you with all my
heart".
The pig replied, "Kami na ni rabbit, hinayon man gud ka!....hehehe

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hazel · « **Reply #148 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:43:50 PM »

makalibog ka uyamot hazel.. kataw-an bako nimo or nalooy ka nako..

kanang hubag. pa buthan ra man na ug botelya..hahaha

There was a turtle who fell in love with a pig.
One day the turtle visited the pig and said, "I love you with all my
heart".
The pig replied, "Kami na ni rabbit, hinayon man gud ka!....hehehe

dah! mao na diha. unhan noon. hehehe

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Barbaro · « **Reply #149 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:46:08 PM »

naayo na tawn oi.. wala ka buto..

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hazel · « **Reply #150 on:** January 24, 2008, 01:34:41 AM »

naayo na tawn oi.. wala ka buto..

hahahhahahahahhahaha

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Bambi · « **Reply #151 on:** January 27, 2008, 06:48:14 AM »

Anak: Tay, nganong kanang atong mga baktin maglakaw nga magduko man?

Amahan: Naulaw na sila, Dong, nga kaliwat sila ug baboy.

Poor Pig!

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Bambi · « **Reply #152 on:** January 27, 2008, 06:52:48 AM »

Naglalakad, nagtetext, nasagasaan, patay. Kumakain, nagtetext, nabilaukan, patay. Nagdadrive, nagtetext, nabangga, patay. May cellphone, walang nagtetext, nagpakamatay.

Hi Barbaro!
I like and love this joke.

I think the last person is like me here in Germany.....nobody texted because it is very expensivie....hhhuhuhuhuhuu :'(

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Bambi · « **Reply #153 on:** January 27, 2008, 06:55:17 AM »

bai paul.. tnx salamat gyod kaayo until next december pohon..after gyod nag swimming ug taga tuhod gihilantan ko adto katong sigi tang txt sa higpit sa schedule wala nay ayong tulog kay daghan mag mahay ug dili nimo ma entertained.. hangtod gihubagan intawn sa kilid.. hubag tiki hangtod ron baon pa nako..

Hoy......unsay gibalon nimo ang tiki?

wa pa diay diha?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #154 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:33:32 PM »

he he he ate bambs, hubag tiki. i do know sa english ana.. but pigsa sa tagalog..but now totaly healed na.. tnx to God..

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Barbaro · « **Reply #155 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:46:30 PM »

ANAK: Tay kinsa imo love?ako o si nanay?

TATAY: Syempre ikaw jud!

ANAK: Bantog ra kay inig ka kadlawon imo kung habulan unya si nanay imong hubuan!....

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orChids · « **Reply #156 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:47:06 PM »

Hahahahahahaha.way batasan ka tay.hahahaha

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Bambi · « **Reply #157 on:** January 31, 2008, 03:17:18 AM »

he he he ate bambs, hubag tiki. i do know sa english ana.. but pigsa sa tagalog..but now totaly healed na.. tnx to God..

I know what you mean..ug natunong sa mata kining tiki -a gitawag ug "businggit", right? $:-\$

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Barbaro · « **Reply #158 on:** February 07, 2008, 03:50:34 AM »

Son: Tay kasab-an ko ako maestro ganina!
Tatay: Ha! Ngano man?
Son: Ako gi kiss-san ako seatmate ganina!
Tatay: tong anak ko, liwat jud nako dah! He,he,he nya lami bah?
Son: Opo tay, gwapo kayo siya!

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hazel · « **Reply #159 on:** February 07, 2008, 04:12:09 AM »

na unsaon nalang! badidat diay pud si tatay...

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