Author Topic: Text Jokes (Read 44491 times)

Barbaro · « **on:** August 03, 2007, 08:07:25 PM »

Naglalakad, nagtetext, nasagasaan, patay. Kumakain, nagtetext, nabilaukan, patay. Nagdadrive, nagtetext, nabangga, patay. May cellphone, walang nagtetext, nagpakamatay.

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Happy · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2007, 04:12:25 AM »

Barbs, karaan naman na, walay bag-o diha?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2007, 06:51:05 AM »

naay IRO bright kaayo imong pangutan-on 2 + 2 motubag ug 4 ka aw-aw...nakahibalo among silingan gipangutana ug 2 million + 2 million....HANGTUD KARON SIGE PA AW-AW NIWANG NA KAAYO ANG IRO.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2007, 07:04:24 AM »

Q : may katungod ba nga mag-ka cellphone ang mga PURDOY?

A : oo , kaayo oy! pero gidili sa mga DATU ang CELLPHONE...di ba ang sulti.....THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE RICH!:lol:

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Happy · « **Reply #4 on:** August 10, 2007, 09:15:33 PM »

lol, kana 2 funny..

paundanga nato aw aw iro sa inyo silingan kay mapagaw nato

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hazel · « **Reply #5 on:** August 11, 2007, 12:21:29 AM »

naay IRO bright kaayo imong pangutan-on 2 + 2 motubag ug 4 ka aw-aw...nakahibalo among silingan gipangutana ug 2 million + 2 million....HANGTUD KARON SIGE PA AW-AW NIWANG NA KAAYO ANG IRO.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2007, 01:10:14 AM »

lol, kana 2 funny..

paundanga nato aw aw iro sa inyo silingan kay mapagaw nato

hahaha wala nahuman ug aw aw tiaw bay million

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Barbaro · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2007, 01:15:40 AM »

Pari nagmimisa:
â€œSino sa inyo ang may kagalit?â€
Taas kamay lahat pwera sa isa matandang babae.
Pari: â€œSi Lola lang ang walang kagalit! Ano edad nyo lola?â€
Lola: â€œ90 anyosâ€
Pari: â€œTignan nyo si Lola 90 na walang kagalit! Bakit wala kayo kagalit
Lola?â€
Lola: â€œPatay na ang mga putang ina!â€

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Happy · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2007, 01:17:25 AM »

hahaha mao diay, pero suko lang gihapon si lol

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Barbaro · « **Reply #9 on:** August 15, 2007, 12:07:22 AM »

JUAN: kuwang pliti nato, dyis rani.

PEDRO: libat bitaw ng driver, mo baynte lagi na!

JUAN: pliti Nong!

DRIVER: Oops..kuwang ni!

JUAN: Baynte biya na Nong!

DRIVER: upat biya mo!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Happy · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2007, 01:25:29 AM »

hahaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:39:57 PM »

PEDRO: Puslan mang way nagmahal maypa-MAGPAKAMATAY!
Ug si Pedro ni-dive sa SUBA. Few minutes later.........NITUNGA ug
nisinggit: WAAAAAAHHHH! Di ko kaginhawa! MURA KOG MAMATAY

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Happy · « **Reply #12 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:41:45 PM »

ayaw nalang ginhawa Pedro kay mao mana imong gipangita

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Barbaro · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:43:51 PM »

CUSTOMER: Day, kape.
TINDERA: Tag P10 na ra ba.
CUSTOMER: Diba P8 pa man to gahapon?
TINDERA: Nimahal naman gud ang gasolina.
CUSTOMER: Aw, ayaw na lang butangig gasolina day!

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Happy · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:51:54 PM »

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #15 on:** August 25, 2007, 12:55:34 PM »

hahaha wala nahuman ug aw aw tiaw bay million

namatay na kuno si Blackie ug unaw-aw hahahahhahahahhahhaha!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #16 on:** September 14, 2007, 07:44:59 PM »

anak: Tay, nganong nagsul-ob ka og duha kabuok jacket samtang namintal

Tatay: Ingon man gud ang directions nga â€œUse 2 coats for best results!â€

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Happy · « **Reply #17 on:** September 14, 2007, 07:46:03 PM »

hahaha masunurin nga tatay

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Barbaro · « **Reply #18 on:** September 14, 2007, 07:56:12 PM »

Anak: Tay, nganong kanang atong mga baktin maglakaw nga magduko man?

Amahan: Naulaw na sila, Dong, nga kaliwat sila ug baboy.

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Happy · « **Reply #19 on:** September 14, 2007, 07:57:20 PM »

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Barbaro · « **Reply #20 on:** September 14, 2007, 08:41:25 PM »

Tiyago: Bay Kulas, nakit-an nako imong asawa nanod ug motel sa bana ni Saling!

Kulas: Kalooy sab intawon ni Saling, noâ€¦ nagbisyo man ang iyang bana.

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Happy · « **Reply #21 on:** September 14, 2007, 09:13:23 PM »

hahaha way kurat si kulas,tua maluoy bni saling nakalimot guro nga iyang asawa ang kauban sa bana ni saling

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Barbaro · « **Reply #22 on:** September 14, 2007, 09:35:24 PM »

PATIENTE: Dok, ngano gasakit man akong dughan kada inom nako ug coke?
Pero kung libre, dili lagi mosakit?
DOK : Ah, kabalo nako ana. Nipis imong baga, pero baga imong nawong

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #23 on:** September 14, 2007, 11:03:24 PM »

anak: Tay, nganong nagsul-ob ka og duha kabuok jacket samtang namintal

Tatay: Ingon man gud ang directions nga â€œUse 2 coats for best results!â€

hahahhahahahha katawa ko ani.... hahhahhahha erap ang drama!!!

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Happy · « **Reply #24 on:** September 15, 2007, 03:50:02 AM »

PATIENTE: Dok, ngano gasakit man akong dughan kada inom nako ug coke?
Pero kung libre, dili lagi mosakit?
DOK : Ah, kabalo nako ana. Nipis imong baga, pero baga imong nawong

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Barbaro · « **Reply #25 on:** September 15, 2007, 07:45:33 PM »

bugaw: sir chicks, 1,500, estudyante......

customer: mao ba? pangitai ko ug tag 1,000 pero mas
maayo pa sa estudyante....

bugaw: sir, naa.... ang PRINCIPAL.... he.... :lol

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #26 on:** September 15, 2007, 07:52:15 PM »

bugaw: sir chicks, 1,500, estudyante......

customer: mao ba? pangitai ko ug tag 1,000 pero mas
maayo pa sa estudyante....

bugaw: sir, naa.... ang PRINCIPAL.... he.... :lol

hahaha Kamao na jud na. Principal gud.

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #27 on:** September 15, 2007, 07:59:18 PM »

Bata pa lang ako, hilig ko na ang magsulat. Sa katunayan, marami na rin akong naisulat. At kumita rin naman ito.

Naaalala ko tuloy 'yong sinulat ko na kumita talaga: ICE 4 SALE.

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #28 on:** September 15, 2007, 08:05:14 PM »

True love can be measured in a spark. 'yon bang pag-nag-kiss may electricity? Mahirap mahanap 'yon.

Kaya try mong humalik sa poste ng Meralco. 'pag nakuryente ka, TRUE LOVE 'yon!

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #29 on:** September 15, 2007, 08:09:01 PM »

Define AGONY: It's like a one-armed man hanging at the edge of a cliff by his only arm with his balls devastatingly itchy.

Define DEATH: Gi-kawt sa amaw!

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #30 on:** September 15, 2007, 08:21:05 PM »

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer interested?

Juan: Ma'am, a teacher!

Teacher: HAHAHA!!! Get one whole sheet of Manila paper! Long quiz!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #31 on:** September 15, 2007, 10:07:10 PM »

bwahahhaahhahha its not good to tell the truth hahhha

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Happy · « **Reply #32 on:** September 16, 2007, 03:08:05 AM »

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Barbaro · « **Reply #33 on:** September 18, 2007, 03:19:25 AM »

Pedro: Bai Juan,naka daog man kuno ka sa Raffle ug 1 ka Sakong Bugas,unya kanang imong nawong di madrowing nanghinuktok pa jud ka?

Juan: Daog lagi,"Pero gilung-ag man daan tabangi kog Kaon bi.."

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hazel · « **Reply #34 on:** September 18, 2007, 03:35:52 AM »

hhahahahahhahahahahha

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #35 on:** September 18, 2007, 01:00:46 PM »

hahahahahhahhahhahahahahaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #36 on:** September 19, 2007, 04:59:33 AM »

Day inig kamatay baya nko minyo-e baya si Pedro ha?...

Asawa: Nganong minyo-an man nko nga imoha manang kontra?

Bana: Haron mag antos pod sya nya maka balos na gyud ko... wahahahahaha.................

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #37 on:** September 19, 2007, 05:33:35 AM »

bwa hahahhahhahhahhahahhahaha hekhekhekhekhekhekhek gnerrrkkkk hahahhah

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Happy · « **Reply #38 on:** September 19, 2007, 11:12:38 PM »

hahaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #39 on:** September 20, 2007, 06:09:28 AM »

Asawa nasakpan gikuan sa silingan....gipusil sa bana ang lalake,
PATAY!

ASAWA : Sus, banaha ka! kung dili ka mag-usab sa imong batasan,
mahurot atong silingan!!!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #40 on:** September 20, 2007, 06:44:26 AM »

wahahhahhahhahhahahhahahhahhha

abi nimo naka dungog na ko ani sa una pero katawa lang gihapon ko....hahahhahhhahha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #41 on:** September 23, 2007, 07:30:35 PM »

usa ka maestra nag inspection sa iya mga estudyante,naa sya na himatigdan sa iya mga estudyante ug naghimo siya ug sulat alang sa mga ginikakan.

titser : dear parents palihog pakaligoa ang inyong anak sa dili pa moanhi sa eskwelahan
kay nanimahong anghit!

ginikanan nasuko : dear ma'am ang among anak among gipatongha aron makat on !
dili aron singhoton !

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #42 on:** September 23, 2007, 11:40:13 PM »

pagka pait, dili na gyud ko mag maestra ani .... hahhahhhhaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #43 on:** September 27, 2007, 01:47:25 AM »

Consul: Why do you want to go to USA? Amo: To travel and visit relatives. Consul: Denied! Consul: And you? Inday: For life is a never ending pursuit of material and social satisfaction that I tender my great intent of actualizing a transpacific journey to the land of milk and honey. An affable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach the pedestal of freedom. Consul: Lifetime Multiple Entry Visa, granted! Amo, hinimatay!

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hazel · « **Reply #44 on:** September 27, 2007, 02:47:10 AM »

hahahahahahahhaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #45 on:** September 27, 2007, 09:05:08 PM »

Titser: Juan, use DOES in a sentence.
Juan: Maam, the carabao doesmag the tree!
Titser: What? What?
Juan: Matabang nimo ug huwat nga nadasmag na!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #46 on:** September 27, 2007, 09:42:32 PM »

hahhahahaaaahaa

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Happy · « **Reply #47 on:** September 28, 2007, 07:06:54 PM »

hahaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #48 on:** September 30, 2007, 03:47:51 PM »

Overnight inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat na siya kay Inday. Amo: So, Inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion? Inday: Una camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que no puedo porque esta casa es fea. Amo: Nosebleed

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #49 on:** October 01, 2007, 09:43:10 AM »

nakasabot ko gamay...

lorenzo, help!!!

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #50 on:** October 04, 2007, 01:20:21 PM »

"A chambermaid? You're so pathetic. The only reason I came into this house was because nothing was happening here."

I sort of understand the first three sentences but the last one evades me. I tried to get contextual clues from the last sentence but I only got "your house is ugly."

Sa kakanosebleed niya, dapat lumayas na ang amo sa bahay niya.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #51 on:** October 04, 2007, 01:42:09 PM »

Joe: Pre, kada gabii ko sige kuhiton sa akong misis. Unsay akong himoon?
Ned: Ka ok ra ana pre! Unsa may problema nimo?
Joe: Hadlok ko, tulo na cya ka tuig namatay

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Happy · « **Reply #52 on:** October 04, 2007, 10:53:08 PM »

Overnight inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat na siya kay Inday. Amo: So, Inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion? Inday: Una camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que no puedo porque esta casa es fea. Amo: Nosebleed

nakak nosebleed talaga kay wala jud ko kasabot hahaha

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hazel · « **Reply #53 on:** October 05, 2007, 02:12:15 AM »

nakasabot ko gamay...

lorenzo, help!!!

bantay ka mag nosebleed ka...heheheheh

"A chambermaid? You're so pathetic. The only reason I came into this house was because nothing was happening here."

I sort of understand the first three sentences but the last one evades me. I tried to get contextual clues from the last sentence but I only got "your house is ugly."

Sa kakanosebleed niya, dapat lumayas na ang amo sa bahay niya.

ikaw pud, mag nosebleed kay wala ma tarong ug interpret.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #54 on:** October 07, 2007, 10:03:43 AM »

Nanay: Bogo jud kayo ka oi! 1-10 dili ka ka ihap ug tiwas!
Anak: Mas bogo si Tatay nay..
Nanay: Kay ngano man aber?
Anak: Ako cya nadungan kausa nga ni ingon cya " Di na ko day kutob ra
tulo ako ma kaya!"

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Happy · « **Reply #55 on:** October 09, 2007, 04:39:42 AM »

bwahahaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #56 on:** October 09, 2007, 07:15:41 AM »

Man1: Away kami ni misis, nag-Historical siya
Man2: Pare baka ang ibig mo sabihin ay nag-Hysterical
Man1: Hinde, historical kasi inungkat lahat ng kasalanan ko!"

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Happy · « **Reply #57 on:** October 10, 2007, 12:36:44 AM »

hahaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #58 on:** October 15, 2007, 12:25:09 PM »

Titser;Unsa my gilihi sa imo nga puti man ka kaayo? BATA;butong mam.. Titser;nganong flat man imong ilong? Bata; makalagot man c mama oy,giapil man ang palwa:"

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lumine · « **Reply #59 on:** October 15, 2007, 05:22:23 PM »

hahaha! ikaw, barbs, kamata na lang noon ako lil boss.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #60 on:** October 16, 2007, 04:26:19 PM »

Bana: Kuyaw kaayo ang akoa damgo love! Gibitay ko sa pangpang! Kupot ra ko sa sagbot!
Asawa: bu**** ka! Mao diayng pwerteng sakita sa ako bulbol kay imo gibirabira!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #61 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:27:59 PM »

Traffic cop examining license of Tikya:

CITOM: Mao ni tunay nga retrato, claro ang mga kunot. Di pareho anang ubang babaye ga paritoke.
Tikya: Bugalbogalon. Ako man nang thumbmark.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #62 on:** October 18, 2007, 07:31:42 AM »

hahaha! ikaw, barbs, kamata na lang noon ako lil boss.

Lumine mokatawa gani ka sampongi imong baba sa unlan para di kamata si lil boss...

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Glen · « **Reply #63 on:** October 18, 2007, 01:17:55 PM »

Lumine mokatawa gani ka sampongi imong baba sa unlan para di kamata si lil boss...

Mao pod na dire nag kaliga jod me akung amiga taga Bacolod sige siya katawa dile na kaginhawa nangayo na og Efficasent oil kay sa sobrang katawa niya gipanuhot unya nagka otot otot..Moot lagi.

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Happy · « **Reply #64 on:** October 18, 2007, 06:04:50 PM »

Bana: Kuyaw kaayo ang akoa damgo love! Gibitay ko sa pangpang! Kupot ra ko sa sagbot!
Asawa: bu**** ka! Mao diayng pwerteng sakita sa ako bulbol kay imo gibirabira!

Hahaha labong guro kaayo

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Barbaro · « **Reply #65 on:** October 20, 2007, 07:34:07 PM »

Nagpa-blood test si Tulume.
Kumuha ng sample ang nars. Pagkatapos, walang
makitang bulak ang nars sinipsip ng nars ang daliri
ni Tulume. Naligayahan si Tulume kaya sinabihan
niya ang nars, "Magpapa-urine test din ako!"

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Glen · « **Reply #66 on:** October 21, 2007, 11:12:50 AM »

[/quote]
Unsa pod nga klase nga Nurse nga mosopsop man og dugo. Unja og naay aids si Tulumi da ka ubo ang nurse.

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Happy · « **Reply #67 on:** October 21, 2007, 08:47:29 PM »

Hahaha ma upatme jud na si tulume kadugayan hehe

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Barbaro · « **Reply #68 on:** October 29, 2007, 03:36:09 PM »

PERFECT HEAVEN: Having American salary,
British home, German car, Chinese food, and Pinoy wife!

PERFECT HELL: Having Korean car, British wife,
German food, American home and Pinoy salary!

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Glen · « **Reply #69 on:** October 30, 2007, 11:20:35 AM »

PERFECT HEAVEN: Having American salary,
British home, German car, Chinese food, and Pinoy wife!

PERFECT HELL: Having Korean car, British wife,
German food, American home and Pinoy salary!

Pila kaha ang Pinoy salary?

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lumine · « **Reply #70 on:** November 01, 2007, 07:06:44 PM »

Lumine mokatawa gani ka sampongi imong baba sa unlan para di kamata si lil boss...

lay unlan ms da bins kay dili naman nako tigdala laptop sa amo bedroom kay lisod mag tb gatakilid while padede,hehe! poor yaya!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #71 on:** November 07, 2007, 05:18:56 PM »

Stewardess: Do you want a drink, sir?
Sir: What are my choices?
Stewardess: Yes or No.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #72 on:** November 07, 2007, 11:58:41 PM »

wahahahaahhahhha

I want some YESss hahahahhah

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Barbaro · « **Reply #73 on:** November 10, 2007, 02:59:29 AM »

Gustong malaman ng magkaibigan kung may basketbolan sa langit.
Nagkasundo sila na kung sino ang unang mamatay ay babalik upang sabihinkung may basketbol sa langit.
Naunang namatay si Dado.
Isang gabi, may narinig na boses si Rodel na parang kay Dado.
"Ikaw ba 'yan, Dado?" usisa ni Rodel.
"Oo naman!" tugon ni Dado."Parang hindi totoo!" bulalas ni Rodel."
O, ano, meron bang basketbol sa langit?"
Sagot ni Dado, "May maganda at masama akong balita sa 'yo.Ang maganda, may basketbol doon.
Ang masama... kasali ka sa makakalaban namin bukas!"

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #74 on:** November 10, 2007, 03:08:27 AM »

Gustong malaman ng magkaibigan kung may basketbolan sa langit.
Nagkasundo sila na kung sino ang unang mamatay ay babalik upang sabihinkung may basketbol sa langit.
Naunang namatay si Dado.
Isang gabi, may narinig na boses si Rodel na parang kay Dado.
"Ikaw ba 'yan, Dado?" usisa ni Rodel.
"Oo naman!" tugon ni Dado."Parang hindi totoo!" bulalas ni Rodel."
O, ano, meron bang basketbol sa langit?"
Sagot ni Dado, "May maganda at masama akong balita sa 'yo.Ang maganda, may basketbol doon.
Ang masama... kasali ka sa makakalaban namin bukas!"

Dado: Yoko nga, kayo na lang!

hahahahhah

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Glen · « **Reply #75 on:** November 10, 2007, 05:54:19 AM »

Na sila ray paadto-a didto,
walay mooban ana og ma uhon.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #76 on:** November 12, 2007, 08:26:45 AM »

Son: Tay kasab-an ko ako maestro ganina!
Tatay: Ha! Ngano man?
Son: Ako gi kiss-san ako seatmate ganina!
Tatay: tong anak ko, liwat jud nako dah! He,he,he nya lami bah?
Son: Opo tay, gwapo kaayo siya!

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Happy · « **Reply #77 on:** November 16, 2007, 06:00:20 AM »

hahaha b***t diay

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mawjood · « **Reply #78 on:** November 16, 2007, 12:17:24 PM »

hahaha b***t diay

ANAK: Umiiyak, Nay pasayloa ko, buntis ko karon
NANAY:Hilom, ayaw pag binuang diha, dili ko gusto makadungog ana
ANAK: Tinood lagi Nay, ikaw pa lang ang akong gitug anan
NANAY: Pag dili ka mo undang ug bagulbol, puspusan ka nako ug binugha, hala
layas pagdaro na didto Pedro kay udto na.

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #79 on:** November 16, 2007, 08:07:21 PM »

ANAK: Umiiyak, Nay pasayloa ko, buntis ko karon
NANAY:Hilom, ayaw pag binuang diha, dili ko gusto makadungog ana
ANAK: Tinood lagi Nay, ikaw pa lang ang akong gitug anan
NANAY: Pag dili ka mo undang ug bagulbol, puspusan ka nako ug binugha, hala
layas pagdaro na didto Pedro kay udto na.

I remember that the alternative ending to this one was: Pangilo na diha!

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Happy · « **Reply #80 on:** November 16, 2007, 11:14:53 PM »

Hahaha ok-ok manka mawjood imo man gipun-an

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mawjood · « **Reply #81 on:** November 20, 2007, 12:05:46 PM »

Hahaha ok-ok manka mawjood imo man gipun-an

Napun-an ba to abi nako ug mao jud to ang original, naloko diay pod ko, LOL
O nia pay usa

DOKTOR: (sa pasyente) Iho usa ka sa kandidato sa mga pagawason na kay naayo ka na sa imong sakit. Duna koy mga pangutana nga kinahanglan imong matubag para ma confirm nato nga insakto ang among desisyon.

PASYENTE:sige dok, dali-a kay naghinam na gyud kong makauli sa amo, gimingaw na ko akong asawa

DOKTOR: sige kay gimmingaw man kaha ka sa imong asawa, anang bahina akong mga pangutana.Inig kakita nimo sa imong asawa, unsa may imong pinaka unang buhaton.

PASYENTE: syempre dok, gakson ug hugot, hawkan ug dugay unya inig ka taud-taud huboan dayon ug sinina

DOKTOR: pagkahuman ug hubo sa sinina, unsa pay isunod nimo nga buhaton

PASYENTE: ikaw gyud dok, mora pod ka ug ignoy, kuhaan gud sa bra unya tilapan ang n***les, kahibaw na ka sunod dok ayaw na ko pangutan-a

DOKTOR: kinahanglan makasiguro mi nga nabut-an na ka, unsay pay imong sunod nga buhaton, aber

PASYENTE: gibinuangan gyod ko nimo dok da, huboan gud sa p***ty, mao na to (lipay na ang dagway)

DOKTOR: pagkahuman unsa pay sunod

PASYENTE:kuhaon nako ang garter sa p***ty himoong pitik

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Barbaro · « **Reply #82 on:** November 23, 2007, 12:12:05 PM »

Anak: Daddy, ngano sige man ga-agulo si Mommy kada gabie?
Daddy: Wala lang nak happy lang siya..
Anak: Mao bah? Imo buot pasabot kada gabie cya happy bisag katong naa paka SAUDI!

wahahah ahak na...

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Glen · « **Reply #83 on:** November 24, 2007, 07:27:39 AM »

Hahahhaaaa! hala na sakpan si mommy naka ubo jod sija ni Daddy

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Barbaro · « **Reply #84 on:** November 24, 2007, 12:19:15 PM »

BANA: Day, kung unsa gani mahitabo human sa operasyon ayaw pasagdi atong
mga anak ha? i love you day....
ASAWA: hilom dinha, ka OA nimo walay namatay sa TULI oy!......PISOTA KA!.............

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Glen · « **Reply #85 on:** November 24, 2007, 12:24:39 PM »

Hahhaa..ang pisot maka anak diay?
Abi man ko dile..Ka tigulang napod ni Daddy nag pa tuli.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #86 on:** November 24, 2007, 12:39:18 PM »

SUKO SA MISTER:
Mrs 1: Suko na ako sa mister ko, lagi na lang ako binubugbog bago niroromansa...
Mrs 2: Mas grabe yung mister ko. Binubugbog ako tapos si Inday ang niroromansa.

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hazel · « **Reply #87 on:** November 27, 2007, 05:59:26 AM »

Nagpa-blood test si Tulume.
Kumuha ng sample ang nars. Pagkatapos, walang
makitang bulak ang nars sinipsip ng nars ang daliri
ni Tulume. Naligayahan si Tulume kaya sinabihan
niya ang nars, "Magpapa-urine test din ako!"

hahaha unsaon nalang ug gi aids?

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Happy · « **Reply #88 on:** November 27, 2007, 06:05:44 AM »

Hahhaa..ang pisot maka anak diay?
Abi man ko dile..Ka tigulang napod ni Daddy nag pa tuli.

Siyempre Glen oi.. bisan dili tinoli maka-anak jud kay naa man sperm.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #89 on:** December 05, 2007, 07:07:38 AM »

Kapag may kudeta sa Pilipinas:
American: We fully support the administration.
Aussie: We will send troops to the Philippines.
Chinese: We're ready to help end the political crisis.
Japanese: We condemn any unconstitutional grab of power.
Pinoy: May pasok ba?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #90 on:** December 06, 2007, 05:01:50 AM »

Bisaya to english:
PEDRO;bay Juan,onsay english sa IRO nga naligsan?
JUAN: IRO nga naligsan?kowan bay,DOG-MOK
PEDRO:sa iring nga naligsan bay?
JUAN:CAT-TAG
PEDRO:sa baboy nga naligsan unsa man sad?
JUAN:e di PIG-SAT

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hazel · « **Reply #91 on:** December 06, 2007, 05:06:14 AM »

now i remember the iro joke...ni paghot ug 1million. hehehhehehehhehe

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #92 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:34:25 AM »

hahahahhahahhaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #93 on:** December 10, 2007, 09:53:37 PM »

Wife: Ninakawan tayo ng katulong ng towel nung umalis siya.
Husband: Mga tao ngayon wala ng values. Anong towel kinuha nya?
Wife: Yung sa Manila Hotel.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #94 on:** December 11, 2007, 01:03:35 AM »

Wife: Ninakawan tayo ng katulong ng towel nung umalis siya.
Husband: Mga tao ngayon wala ng values. Anong towel kinuha nya?
Wife: Yung sa Manila Hotel.

hahahhahhahahhahhahahhhahahhahhahaahhhahhhaa!!!!!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #95 on:** December 11, 2007, 01:14:13 AM »

Asa ang grief

Anak: Tay, hain akong grief?
Tatay: Kaw bataa ka, dili ka gihapon kabalo. Brief lagi dili grief.
Anak: Aw, hain man Tay?
Tatay: Tua sa kwarto. Gi-hammer!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #96 on:** December 11, 2007, 03:44:38 AM »

wehehhehehhehehehhehehehehehhhe

Barbaro dia ra imong HAMMER!!!

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Scarb · « **Reply #97 on:** December 11, 2007, 04:09:24 AM »

Anak; Unsay escalator, Tay ?
Tatay: Hagdan saka kanaog.

Anak: Kanang elevator?
Tatay: Kahon sakyan saka kanaog.

Anak: Calculator, Tay?
Tatay: Kana, wa pa ko kasakay

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #98 on:** December 11, 2007, 04:16:38 AM »

wehehhehehhehehhehehhehheheh

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Scarb · « **Reply #99 on:** December 11, 2007, 04:50:21 AM »

ERAP: Soli ko tong nabili kong DVD.
FPJ: Anong problema?
> > ERAP: Walang picture, tsaka sound. Sayang. Suspense thriller pa yata ito

FPJ: Anong title?
> > ERAP: "The Lens Cleaner"

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