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Barbaro · « **on:** August 03, 2007, 08:07:25 PM »

Naglalakad, nagtetext, nasagasaan, patay. Kumakain, nagtetext, nabilaukan, patay. Nagdadrive, nagtetext, nabangga, patay. May cellphone, walang nagtetext, nagpakamatay.

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Happy · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2007, 04:12:25 AM »

Barbs, karaan naman na, walay bag-o diha?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2007, 06:51:05 AM »

naay IRO bright kaayo imong pangutan-on 2 + 2 motubag ug 4 ka aw-aw...nakahibalo among silingan gipangutana ug 2 million + 2 million....HANGTUD KARON SIGE PA AW-AW NIWANG NA KAAYO ANG IRO.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2007, 07:04:24 AM »

Q : may katungod ba nga mag-ka cellphone ang mga PURDOY?

A : oo , kaayo oy! pero gidili sa mga DATU ang CELLPHONE...di ba ang sulti.....THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE RICH!:lol:

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Happy · « **Reply #4 on:** August 10, 2007, 09:15:33 PM »

lol, kana 2 funny..

paundanga nato aw aw iro sa inyo silingan kay mapagaw nato

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hazel · « **Reply #5 on:** August 11, 2007, 12:21:29 AM »

naay IRO bright kaayo imong pangutan-on 2 + 2 motubag ug 4 ka aw-aw...nakahibalo among silingan gipangutana ug 2 million + 2 million....HANGTUD KARON SIGE PA AW-AW NIWANG NA KAAYO ANG IRO.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2007, 01:10:14 AM »

lol, kana 2 funny..

paundanga nato aw aw iro sa inyo silingan kay mapagaw nato

hahaha wala nahuman ug aw aw tiaw bay million

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Barbaro · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2007, 01:15:40 AM »

Pari nagmimisa:
â€œSino sa inyo ang may kagalit?â€
Taas kamay lahat pwera sa isa matandang babae.
Pari: â€œSi Lola lang ang walang kagalit! Ano edad nyo lola?â€
Lola: â€œ90 anyosâ€
Pari: â€œTignan nyo si Lola 90 na walang kagalit! Bakit wala kayo kagalit
Lola?â€
Lola: â€œPatay na ang mga putang ina!â€

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Happy · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2007, 01:17:25 AM »

hahaha mao diay, pero suko lang gihapon si lol

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Barbaro · « **Reply #9 on:** August 15, 2007, 12:07:22 AM »

JUAN: kuwang pliti nato, dyis rani.

PEDRO: libat bitaw ng driver, mo baynte lagi na!

JUAN: pliti Nong!

DRIVER: Oops..kuwang ni!

JUAN: Baynte biya na Nong!

DRIVER: upat biya mo!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Happy · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2007, 01:25:29 AM »

hahaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:39:57 PM »

PEDRO: Puslan mang way nagmahal maypa-MAGPAKAMATAY!
Ug si Pedro ni-dive sa SUBA. Few minutes later.........NITUNGA ug
nisinggit: WAAAAAAHHHH! Di ko kaginhawa! MURA KOG MAMATAY

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Happy · « **Reply #12 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:41:45 PM »

ayaw nalang ginhawa Pedro kay mao mana imong gipangita

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Barbaro · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:43:51 PM »

CUSTOMER: Day, kape.
TINDERA: Tag P10 na ra ba.
CUSTOMER: Diba P8 pa man to gahapon?
TINDERA: Nimahal naman gud ang gasolina.
CUSTOMER: Aw, ayaw na lang butangig gasolina day!

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Happy · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:51:54 PM »

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #15 on:** August 25, 2007, 12:55:34 PM »

hahaha wala nahuman ug aw aw tiaw bay million

namatay na kuno si Blackie ug unaw-aw hahahahhahahahhahhaha!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #16 on:** September 14, 2007, 07:44:59 PM »

anak: Tay, nganong nagsul-ob ka og duha kabuok jacket samtang namintal

Tatay: Ingon man gud ang directions nga â€œUse 2 coats for best results!â€

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Happy · « **Reply #17 on:** September 14, 2007, 07:46:03 PM »

hahaha masunurin nga tatay

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Barbaro · « **Reply #18 on:** September 14, 2007, 07:56:12 PM »

Anak: Tay, nganong kanang atong mga baktin maglakaw nga magduko man?

Amahan: Naulaw na sila, Dong, nga kaliwat sila ug baboy.

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Happy · « **Reply #19 on:** September 14, 2007, 07:57:20 PM »

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Barbaro · « **Reply #20 on:** September 14, 2007, 08:41:25 PM »

Tiyago: Bay Kulas, nakit-an nako imong asawa nanod ug motel sa bana ni Saling!

Kulas: Kalooy sab intawon ni Saling, noâ€¦ nagbisyo man ang iyang bana.

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Happy · « **Reply #21 on:** September 14, 2007, 09:13:23 PM »

hahaha way kurat si kulas,tua maluoy bni saling nakalimot guro nga iyang asawa ang kauban sa bana ni saling

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Barbaro · « **Reply #22 on:** September 14, 2007, 09:35:24 PM »

PATIENTE: Dok, ngano gasakit man akong dughan kada inom nako ug coke?
Pero kung libre, dili lagi mosakit?
DOK : Ah, kabalo nako ana. Nipis imong baga, pero baga imong nawong

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #23 on:** September 14, 2007, 11:03:24 PM »

anak: Tay, nganong nagsul-ob ka og duha kabuok jacket samtang namintal

Tatay: Ingon man gud ang directions nga â€œUse 2 coats for best results!â€

hahahhahahahha katawa ko ani.... hahhahhahha erap ang drama!!!

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Happy · « **Reply #24 on:** September 15, 2007, 03:50:02 AM »

PATIENTE: Dok, ngano gasakit man akong dughan kada inom nako ug coke?
Pero kung libre, dili lagi mosakit?
DOK : Ah, kabalo nako ana. Nipis imong baga, pero baga imong nawong

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Barbaro · « **Reply #25 on:** September 15, 2007, 07:45:33 PM »

bugaw: sir chicks, 1,500, estudyante......

customer: mao ba? pangitai ko ug tag 1,000 pero mas
maayo pa sa estudyante....

bugaw: sir, naa.... ang PRINCIPAL.... he.... :lol

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #26 on:** September 15, 2007, 07:52:15 PM »

bugaw: sir chicks, 1,500, estudyante......

customer: mao ba? pangitai ko ug tag 1,000 pero mas
maayo pa sa estudyante....

bugaw: sir, naa.... ang PRINCIPAL.... he.... :lol

hahaha Kamao na jud na. Principal gud.

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #27 on:** September 15, 2007, 07:59:18 PM »

Bata pa lang ako, hilig ko na ang magsulat. Sa katunayan, marami na rin akong naisulat. At kumita rin naman ito.

Naaalala ko tuloy 'yong sinulat ko na kumita talaga: ICE 4 SALE.

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #28 on:** September 15, 2007, 08:05:14 PM »

True love can be measured in a spark. 'yon bang pag-nag-kiss may electricity? Mahirap mahanap 'yon.

Kaya try mong humalik sa poste ng Meralco. 'pag nakuryente ka, TRUE LOVE 'yon!

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #29 on:** September 15, 2007, 08:09:01 PM »

Define AGONY: It's like a one-armed man hanging at the edge of a cliff by his only arm with his balls devastatingly itchy.

Define DEATH: Gi-kawt sa amaw!

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #30 on:** September 15, 2007, 08:21:05 PM »

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer interested?

Juan: Ma'am, a teacher!

Teacher: HAHAHA!!! Get one whole sheet of Manila paper! Long quiz!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #31 on:** September 15, 2007, 10:07:10 PM »

bwahahhaahhahha its not good to tell the truth hahhha

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Happy · « **Reply #32 on:** September 16, 2007, 03:08:05 AM »

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Barbaro · « **Reply #33 on:** September 18, 2007, 03:19:25 AM »

Pedro: Bai Juan,naka daog man kuno ka sa Raffle ug 1 ka Sakong Bugas,unya kanang imong nawong di madrowing nanghinuktok pa jud ka?

Juan: Daog lagi,"Pero gilung-ag man daan tabangi kog Kaon bi.."

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hazel · « **Reply #34 on:** September 18, 2007, 03:35:52 AM »

hhahahahahhahahahahha

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #35 on:** September 18, 2007, 01:00:46 PM »

hahahahahhahhahhahahahahaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #36 on:** September 19, 2007, 04:59:33 AM »

Day inig kamatay baya nko minyo-e baya si Pedro ha?...

Asawa: Nganong minyo-an man nko nga imoha manang kontra?

Bana: Haron mag antos pod sya nya maka balos na gyud ko... wahahahahaha.................

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #37 on:** September 19, 2007, 05:33:35 AM »

bwa hahahhahhahhahhahahhahaha hekhekhekhekhekhekhek gnerrrkkkk hahahhah

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Happy · « **Reply #38 on:** September 19, 2007, 11:12:38 PM »

hahaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #39 on:** September 20, 2007, 06:09:28 AM »

Asawa nasakpan gikuan sa silingan....gipusil sa bana ang lalake,
PATAY!

ASAWA : Sus, banaha ka! kung dili ka mag-usab sa imong batasan,
mahurot atong silingan!!!

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