You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer
Off When...
1.
A friend calls and says, "How are
you? Your phones have been busy for a year!"
2.
You forgot how to work the TV
remote control.
3.
You see something funny and
scream, "LOL, LOL."
4.
You meet the mailman at the curb
and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
5.
You sign off and your screen says
you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
6.
You fall asleep, but instead of
dreams you get IMs.
7.
You buy a laptop and a cell phone
so you can have AOL in your car.
8.
Tech support calls YOU for help.
9.
You beg your friends to get an
account so you can "hang out."
10.
You get a second phone line just
to call out for pizza.
11.
You purchase a vanity car license
plate with your screen name on it.
12.
You say "he he he he" or "heh heh
heh" instead of laughing.
13.
You say "SCROLL UP" when someone
asks what it was you said.
14.
You sneak away to your computer
when everyone goes to sleep.
15.
You talk on the phone with the
same person you are sending an instant
message to.
16.
You look at an annoying person
off-line and wish that you had your
ignore button handy.
17.
You start to experience
"withdrawal" after not being online for
a while.
18.
"Where did the time go?"
19.
You sit on AOL for 6 hours for
that certain special person to sign on.
20.
You get up in the morning and go
online before getting your coffee.
21.
.....You end your sentences
with.....three or more periods.......
22.
You've gone to an unstaffed AOL
room to give tech support.
23.
You think faster than the computer.
24.
You enter a room and get greeted
by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and **kisses**.
25.
Being called a "newbie" is a major
insult to you.
26.
You're on the phone and say BRB.
27.
Your teacher or boss recommends a
drug test for the blood shot eyes.
28.
Your answering machine/voice mail
sounds a little like this...."BRB. leave
your S/N and I^ll TTYL ASAP".
29.
You need to be pried from your
computer by the Jaws-of-Life.
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