Dodong: ohhh inday, i have something to tell u unta!?
Call Center Girl: sure! how may i help you today?
Dodong: dugay namn jd tang kaila sah, daw sa gaan na kaau ang akong pamati nimo! kaniadto ordinaryo nga higala lang ang akong tan.aw nimo, apan sa kadugayan nilambo kini, mura nibati nako ug Gugma kanimo.......i think i'm inlove with you! pwede bang mosobra sa panaghigalaay ang atong relasyon? can we be more than friends? would you be my girlfriend?
Call Center Girl: let me just see if got this right? so you're saying that we've been friends for such a long time and you seem so comfortable being with me almost everyday. is that correct?
Dodong: ha? aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh yes?!
Call Center Girl: and you were also saying that from friendship your feelings for me is starting to grow? am i right?
Dodong: ha?
? ahhhh yes! o tinuod nah!....correct
Call Center Girl: and lastly you're saying that you are IN LOVE with me and you want us to be more than friends and go to the next level? you want me to be your girlfriend and spend more time with me... is that correct? did i got all your concerns?
Dodong: yes... you surely did.....? so?
unsa naman ta?
Call Center Girl: I'lll be glad to assist you with that! ok! for this concern i need to pull up some of your records here just to verify may i put you in hold for a minute or two to check on this one?
Dodong: ha? hold? what for?
Call Center Girl: i need to verify something Sir!
Dodong: ok! go ahead?...
Call Center: thank you for patiently waiting.
Dodong: uhh, ha?!
Call Center Girl: so i already pulled up your account information here? I apolgize but based on your records it seems that it is difficult for you to take advantage of me. your account shows that you don't have enough credit to get a girlfriend! However! I can transfer you to another department which specializes on your concern or i can also refer a store locator for you to look for another one to flirt on! would that suit you!?
Dodong: (NOSE BLEED!!!!!!!!!!!)
PAHIBALO/ PAHIMANGNO alang sa mga kababayen-an nga nag trabaho karon sa INDUSTRIYA SA SENTRO PANGTAWAG:
don't apply the things you've learned from your work and long training, hilabi na gayud kong LAB LAYP na ang estoryahan.... utang buot maluoy mo sa mga lalaki nga gusto magkaTRATO!.....
Di Lalim ang ma IN LOVE ug manguyab, unya ing ana ang Response!... kamo kuno?
patay.........kalooy pud tawn....
