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jokes for today
« on: December 13, 2012, 06:50:14 PM »
Teacher: if u give P10 to ur friends,but they only need P5,how much will they return to u?
Student: Nothing ma'am!
Teacher: u don't know MATHEMATICS?
Student: u don't know my FRIENDS,ma'am! basta friends gani,IMPAS na ang sukli....

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Re: jokes for today
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2012, 06:51:13 PM »
A playboy died. During his funeral mass:

Priest: He's an honest guy, a good man, a family man!
Wife (whispers to her son): Anak, silipin mo nga ang kabaong. Baka hindi mo tatay ang nan dyan.

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Re: jokes for today
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2012, 06:52:06 PM »
BF: Darling dako kaayo ko'g problema.
GF: Love, ayaw pag-ingon nga imong problema. ATOA kanang problema kay naghinigugmaay kita. Unsay problema NATO?
BF: nabuntis NATO si inday ug KITA ANG AMAHAN!

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Re: jokes for today
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2012, 06:53:20 PM »
Babae: ka gwap0 sa pari, unsa man ak0ng buhat0n para mapansin sa pari?
Ah ak0ng ibutang ning panty nak0 sa lamesa..

Pari: kinsa ning pante diri sa lamesa?

Babae: ak0 padre!

Pari: naay tae gamay..

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Re: jokes for today
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2012, 07:45:52 PM »
Ha..., ha..., ha..., naa pay lain.

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Re: jokes for today
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2012, 12:31:34 PM »
gabi-e nag damgo ko..inom daw ko daghang beer.. . .
daghang BEER..

Daghang kaung BEER..

Pagmata naku. . wa na!!
wa na!!!

wa nay sulod ang among arinula..

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Re: jokes for today
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2012, 12:34:16 PM »
Mama: nak,wa ka mauwaw nagtan-aw? ako nanlimpyo nya ikaw
nag-duwa ra?
Anak: unya asa may uwaw tan-awn ma,akoy manlimpyo unja ikaw
ang nagduwa?

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