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Ginger

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Pang Tang-tang Sa Stress
« on: February 18, 2009, 08:55:17 PM »

Bobo: Pare, hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A.
Pare: Approachable?
Bobo: Mali .
Pare: Amiable?
Bobo: Mali pa rin!
Pare: O sige, sirit na nga!
Bobo: Anest.


Tindero: Bili na po kayo gatas ng baka. Sampung piso lang isang baso.
Manong: Ang mahal naman! Wala bang tig-pipiso lang nyan?
Tindero: Meron po, pero kayo na po ang dedede sa baka....


Pasyente: Dok, bakit po ganito ang operasyon sa ulo ko? Halos kita na utak ko!
Doctor: Ok lang yan, yan ang tinatawag na open-minded.


Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak?
Katulong: Sabi po ni dok, tatanggalan daw po ako ng butlig!
Amo: Butlig lang eh iiyak ka na....
Katulong: Ok lang po sana kung right lig or left lig..... pero bakit naman butligs pa! hu hu hu....


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Re: Pang Tang-tang Sa Stress
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009, 08:56:48 PM »
SIOPAO

Kulas: Miss, isa ngang siopao... 'yung babae.
Waitress: Babaeng siopao po?
Kulas: Oo. 'Yung may papel na sapin. Kumbaga, napkin.
Waitress: Ahh, ganun po ba? Lalaki lang po ang nandito.
Kulas: Lalaki?
Waitress: Kasi po, may itlog sa loob.




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Re: Pang Tang-tang Sa Stress
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 09:00:29 PM »
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Re: Pang Tang-tang Sa Stress
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2009, 09:10:05 PM »
Karaoke, pang tang tang sa stress.!

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Re: Pang Tang-tang Sa Stress
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2009, 09:11:30 PM »
ate hof!! dili pud perme.. kay wat if naay hubog nga dako kaayu ug tingog nga perte pajud ka yabag nga gakanta sa pikas table??
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