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Palin Fan
« on: December 19, 2010, 12:51:29 PM »
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Palin fans.

Not really knowing what a Palin fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny .

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Palin fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Palin?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Democrat."

The teacher asked him why he's a Democrat.  

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad 's a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Palin fan"   ;D


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Re: Palin Fan
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2010, 01:23:08 PM »
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Palin fans.

Not really knowing what a Palin fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny .

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Palin fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Palin?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Democrat."

The teacher asked him why he's a Democrat.  

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad 's a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Palin fan"   ;D



bwahahahahahhhahahaha!

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Re: Palin Fan
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2010, 04:55:54 AM »
"The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it."

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Re: Palin Fan
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2010, 09:50:21 AM »

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Re: Palin Fan
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2010, 12:10:48 PM »
Every Christian has GPS -God-Provided Salvation!
It may not guide you to everywhere you want to go in this world, but it will ensure  that you arrive safely in heaven.

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Re: Palin Fan
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2010, 04:38:31 PM »

bwahahahahahhhahahaha!

daan ko pa jud ikaw mag una dari! hahaha

thumbs up for little johnny!

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Re: Palin Fan
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2010, 11:37:21 AM »
daan ko pa jud ikaw mag una dari! hahaha

thumbs up for little johnny!

kana imong iyaan sigi lang jama jama murag si Lola Bashang! hahahahha!

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