Author Topic: ON LIGHTER SIDE (Read 1168 times)

Barbaro · « **on:** August 08, 2007, 06:13:17 AM »

For toothpaste ad they show teeth
For hair oil they show hair
For face cream they show face
But for Whisper & Condoms they r not showing anything, that's cheating.
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Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking cant u see the board?
Man: besideâ€™s that board there is a board of 'Always Wear Condom' so should I wear that also and sit in the bus?
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A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside
entry and Rs 500 for no helmet

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Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains: at least today send some men
The girls are managing with candles from the past 3 days.
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A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband
sent telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed!
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Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today
Lady: But I'm not pregnant
Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet
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Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months

Why is golf called a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the
ball n putting the stick in the hole

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Happy · « **Reply #1 on:** August 11, 2007, 02:27:14 AM »

hahaha funny lol

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Barbaro · « **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2007, 11:05:21 PM »

A love Story..

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.

The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail then." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?" The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas.

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hazel · « **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2007, 11:44:59 PM »

ahahaha ka daghan sa peas iphon! wa puangod banaha..

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Barbaro · « **Reply #4 on:** August 14, 2007, 11:55:30 PM »

ayg palabi zel ha, basin maka ihi ka sa banig..

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Happy · « **Reply #5 on:** August 16, 2007, 01:27:11 AM »

hahaha, pahamak manang banaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #6 on:** August 16, 2007, 10:49:24 PM »

RING))) ((RING)))) (Pick Up). "Hello"?
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone"?
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
(After a brief pause).
Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul".
"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now".
Brief Pause Uh, "okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the
phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to
Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway".
"Okay Daddy, just a minute".
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy".
"And what happened honey"? he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed and ran around
screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all".
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul"?
"He jumped out of the bed too. He was all scared, and he jumped out
of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think
he's dead".
Long Pause. Longer Pause.
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?... Is this 486-5731"

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