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Mulligan · « **on:** October 09, 2009, 01:38:14 PM »

Happy weekend everyone.

fhm.com.ph

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, â€œWe only have one rule here: Donâ€™t step on the ducks!â€ They enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. Itâ€™s almost impossible not to step on them. Although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man sheâ€™s ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says: â€œYour punishment is to spend eternity chained to this man!â€ The next day, the second woman makes the same mistake and along comes St. Peter with another extremely ugly man.

He chains them together with the same admonishment. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, becomes very careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any duck, but one day, St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid her eyes onâ€”tall, long eyelashes, muscular. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, â€œI wonder what Iâ€™ve done to deserve being chained to you?â€ The guy says, â€œI donâ€™t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!â€

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Mulligan · « **Reply #1 on:** October 09, 2009, 01:41:43 PM »

The joke above is from www.fhm.com.ph (FHM Philippines).

FHM -> ForHornyMen

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mike laurence88 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 09, 2009, 01:42:01 PM »

Toink..hehhehehe

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janjan · « **Reply #3 on:** October 12, 2009, 01:37:34 PM »

hahaha

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #4 on:** October 12, 2009, 01:41:10 PM »

joke of the month? hehehehe

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Mulligan · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2009, 09:20:47 AM »

Hehe joke of the century ni M'am L. hehe

joke of the month? hehehehe

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Mulligan · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2009, 09:26:44 AM »

Kinsay naka abot pa sauna sa misa nga ni latin pa ang litokon sa Pari ? Murag eng eni ba.

Pare........................................................ : Kitam mga katolikom likayam natum ang mangabittttt ((((((.

Nitubang ang parokyanong baje na guapa .......: Dawbem ang atong padrum ?

Pare........................................................ : Permamentumm (((((((((((((((

Hehe. Joke ra ni ha. Fish be with you all.

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bugsay · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2009, 11:09:45 AM »

Bai Bedo,

Makakita lang gani ko's imong ngan nga nag post ka, maka ngisi man ko dayon.
Tungod seguro sa kadaghan sa imong mga pakulo bai....

Peace Bai...

Bugsay

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Mulligan · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2009, 11:25:39 AM »

Hahaha. Ang boot pasabot ana Bai Bugsay joker kog dagway. Hehe.

Bitaw, pakatawa lang ta diri kay lisod ug mag seneryos ta. Ma admit unya tas hospital.

Simbako (Church Me Away

)

Sige Bai, manginabuhi sa ko.

Fore !

Bai Bedo,

Makakita lang gani ko's imong ngan nga nag post ka, maka ngisi man ko dayon.
Tungod seguro sa kadaghan sa imong mga pakulo bai....

Peace Bai...

Bugsay

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bugsay · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2009, 11:39:39 AM »

Hahaha. Ang boot pasabot ana Bai Bugsay joker kog dagway. Hehe.

Hahahahahah. Dili sab tawon na mauy gipasabot nako Bai Bedo.
Akong pasabot nga bisan ug ang ngan lang nimo akong makita nga malipay na ko.
Nabayot seguro ko nimo Bai or gilumay ba kaha ko nimo....nyahhahahahah..

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fdaray · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:38:42 PM »

Bedo........., nakaabot pa ko sa misa nga nilatin.
Pare: Dominos po biskooooommmmm... (Ang Diyos maanaa kaninyo)
Tubag sa mamimbahay: Et com spiritutuoooommm...( Maaana usab kaninyo)
Sakristan: Ayaw intawon ipasa-pasa ang Diyos ninyoooo...

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Mulligan · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2009, 01:17:20 PM »

Hehe. Sige Bai padayon sa pag bugsay dihas lugar sa mga piao si nge.

Hahahahahah. Dili sab tawon na mauy gipasabot nako Bai Bedo.
Akong pasabot nga bisan ug ang ngan lang nimo akong makita nga malipay na ko.
Nabayot seguro ko nimo Bai or gilumay ba kaha ko nimo....nyahhahahahah..

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Mulligan · « **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2009, 01:19:17 PM »

Ma-ana am usabum kanimum sir Felix.

Bedo........., nakaabot pa ko sa misa nga nilatin.
Pare: Dominos po biskooooommmmm... (Ang Diyos maanaa kaninyo)
Tubag sa mamimbahay: Et com spiritutuoooommm...( Maaana usab kaninyo)
Sakristan: Ayaw intawon ipasa-pasa ang Diyos ninyoooo...

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Mulligan · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2010, 09:33:52 AM »

One day Juan with a chronic cold consults a herbalist.

Herbalist: You must eat a lot of fruits including the skin. BTW, what's your favrite fruit Juan?

Juan.....: Durian, pineapple and coconut.

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statesville · « **Reply #14 on:** February 23, 2010, 02:12:23 PM »

<img src="http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif">

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #15 on:** February 23, 2010, 02:15:26 PM »

Kinsay naka abot pa sauna sa misa nga ni latin pa ang litokon sa Pari ? Murag eng eni ba.

Pare........................................................ : Kitam mga katolikom likayam natum ang mangabittttt ((((((.

Nitubang ang parokyanong baje na guapa .......: Dawbem ang atong padrum ?

Pare........................................................ : Permamentumm (((((((((((((((

Hehe. Joke ra ni ha. Fish be with you all.

bwahahahahhaaammm! hahaha!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #16 on:** February 23, 2010, 02:17:14 PM »

One day Juan with a chronic cold consults a herbalist.

Herbalist: You must eat a lot of fruits including the skin. BTW, what's your favrite fruit Juan?

Juan.....: Durian, pineapple and coconut.

durian!!!!

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statesville · « **Reply #17 on:** February 24, 2010, 06:33:04 AM »

basin ganahan sad siya ug nangka

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #18 on:** February 24, 2010, 08:48:10 AM »

durian!!!!

Grabe ang coconut. Mahingo man pud si Juan sa bagow! Bisan sa bunot lang daan, gasgas lagos ni Manoy...

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lgbluer · « **Reply #19 on:** March 10, 2010, 08:53:57 AM »

hahahahaha!!!!!kaluoy sad sa ending...hahaha

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fdaray · « **Reply #20 on:** March 10, 2010, 09:02:04 AM »

Ho........,ho...............,ho..,Dili na ko mongisi kay pangag na ko.

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fdaray · « **Reply #21 on:** March 12, 2010, 03:45:33 PM »

Mother: Hapit na Dong ang Mahal nga adlaw,
Magpuasa ta kay patay ang Ginoo.
Dodong: Unsay puasa Ma.?
Mother: Dili ta mokaon ug kan-on, mao nay puasa.
Dodong: Ngano lagi pagkamatay ni Lola,
Nag-ihaw man ta ug baboy.
Dodong: Looya ni Lord JEsus, lugaw-lugaw
man kon siya ang mamatay.
Mother: Ha...ha....ha. bright gyud ka Dong.

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Mulligan · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2010, 08:45:59 AM »

A retired general's joke.

Doot sa mga isda ............................... school of fish
Pundok sa mga langgam....................... Flock of birds.
Grupo sa mga magbabalaod .................. congress of baboons

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #23 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:22:46 AM »

A retired general's joke.

Doot sa mga isda ............................... school of fish
Pundok sa mga langgam....................... Flock of birds.
Grupo sa mga magbabalaod .................. congress of baboons

hahaha!

hahaha! sakit akong ulo oi!

labad sigi katawa!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #24 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:24:01 AM »

Mother: Hapit na Dong ang Mahal nga adlaw,
Magpuasa ta kay patay ang Ginoo.
Dodong: Unsay puasa Ma.?
Mother: Dili ta mokaon ug kan-on, mao nay puasa.
Dodong: Ngano lagi pagkamatay ni Lola,
Nag-ihaw man ta ug baboy.
Dodong: Looya ni Lord JEsus, lugaw-lugaw
man kon siya ang mamatay.
Mother: Ha...ha....ha. bright gyud ka Dong.

hahahaha! hala bitaw noh? dili baja unta ta mag sad.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #25 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:32:58 AM »

A retired general's joke.

Doot sa mga isda ............................... school of fish
Pundok sa mga langgam....................... Flock of birds.
Grupo sa mga magbabalaod .................. congress of baboons

This reminds me of Mark Twain who said, "Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman knows."

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aquarius · « **Reply #26 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:44:01 AM »

(di ko sigurado ha kung "duplication" na ni, hehehe.. basin wa nako maukay tanan o nalabyan lang nko..hehehe)

PANGADYEON SA MGA BABAYE SA PANGEDARON NGA..

21   - Lord, give me the BEST MAN..

25   â€“ Lord, give me GOOD MAN

30   â€“ Lord, give me a MANâ€¦ (hehe.. nawala ng quality.. basta MAN lang..)

40   - Lord, wa pa MAN?â€¦

50   - Lord, asa naMAN?â€¦

60   - Lord, ngano MAN?â€¦.

70   - Lord, HUROT naMAN!!!

*******************************

Pedro : Preng Juan, wala na gyod kay attend attend sa atong meeting? Pangutan-on taka,
Kaila ka kang Brod Tikyo?

Juan : Wala Pre.

Pedro: Mao na, kay di man ka tig attend sa meetingâ€¦.

Juan : â€˜Kaw pre, kaila ka kang Colas?â€¦.

Pedro : Wala.

Juan : Mao na!.. siyay perming kuyog sa imong asawa kay tua ka pirmi sa meeting.

*********************

Asawa : Hon, mas maayo pa nang manok imo ra sige hapyod hapyuron, kaligoonâ€¦pero
ako, sus! Ako wa gyod tawon bisan gamayâ€¦..

Bana :Unya, ganahan kaâ€¦ ikaw akong ITARI?

***************

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AsPo · « **Reply #27 on:** March 17, 2010, 07:23:06 PM »

(di ko sigurado ha kung "duplication" na ni, hehehe.. basin wa nako maukay tanan o nalabyan lang nko..hehehe)

PANGADYEON SA MGA BABAYE SA PANGEDARON NGA..

21   - Lord, give me the BEST MAN..

25   â€“ Lord, give me GOOD MAN

30   â€“ Lord, give me a MANâ€¦ (hehe.. nawala ng quality.. basta MAN lang..)

40   - Lord, wa pa MAN?â€¦

50   - Lord, asa naMAN?â€¦

60   - Lord, ngano MAN?â€¦.

70   - Lord, HUROT naMAN!!!

*******************************

Pedro : Preng Juan, wala na gyod kay attend attend sa atong meeting? Pangutan-on taka,
Kaila ka kang Brod Tikyo?

Juan : Wala Pre.

Pedro: Mao na, kay di man ka tig attend sa meetingâ€¦.

Juan : â€˜Kaw pre, kaila ka kang Colas?â€¦.

Pedro : Wala.

Juan : Mao na!.. siyay perming kuyog sa imong asawa kay tua ka pirmi sa meeting.

*********************

Asawa : Hon, mas maayo pa nang manok imo ra sige hapyod hapyuron, kaligoonâ€¦pero
ako, sus! Ako wa gyod tawon bisan gamayâ€¦..

Bana :Unya, ganahan kaâ€¦ ikaw akong ITARI?

***************

bwahaha
kabuang jod sa pinoy ba

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fdaray · « **Reply #28 on:** March 18, 2010, 03:09:37 PM »

acquarius......, mag ha...., ha..., ha..., na lang ko. Laughing is a good exercise . It's good to the heart.

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lindy · « **Reply #29 on:** March 18, 2010, 03:23:49 PM »

bwahahahaha sakit akong igot igot ug katawa pre.

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aquarius · « **Reply #30 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:12:10 PM »

acquarius......, mag ha...., ha..., ha..., na lang ko. Laughing is a good exercise . It's good to the heart.

Mr. fdaray...

..hehehe tinuod gyod na, "laughter is the best medicine"... keep laughing basta may kataw-anan...hehehe... I really enjoy TubagBohol.... daghan basahon hehehe..

Ms. Lindy..

... nagsakit ng igot-igot nimo'g katawa kay sige man kag lingkod ... tindog pod panagsa ....hehehe

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #31 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:27:27 PM »

Bwahahahahaha.

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bulak · « **Reply #32 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:30:48 PM »

Hahahah gigitik man lang ko dire samtang nag inusara

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vhinz08 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:44:20 PM »

(di ko sigurado ha kung "duplication" na ni, hehehe.. basin wa nako maukay tanan o nalabyan lang nko..hehehe)

PANGADYEON SA MGA BABAYE SA PANGEDARON NGA..

21   - Lord, give me the BEST MAN..

25   â€“ Lord, give me GOOD MAN

30   â€“ Lord, give me a MANâ€¦ (hehe.. nawala ng quality.. basta MAN lang..)

40   - Lord, wa pa MAN?â€¦

50   - Lord, asa naMAN?â€¦

60   - Lord, ngano MAN?â€¦.

70   - Lord, HUROT naMAN!!!

*******************************

Pedro : Preng Juan, wala na gyod kay attend attend sa atong meeting? Pangutan-on taka,
Kaila ka kang Brod Tikyo?

Juan : Wala Pre.

Pedro: Mao na, kay di man ka tig attend sa meetingâ€¦.

Juan : â€˜Kaw pre, kaila ka kang Colas?â€¦.

Pedro : Wala.

Juan : Mao na!.. siyay perming kuyog sa imong asawa kay tua ka pirmi sa meeting.

*********************

Asawa : Hon, mas maayo pa nang manok imo ra sige hapyod hapyuron, kaligoonâ€¦pero
ako, sus! Ako wa gyod tawon bisan gamayâ€¦..

Bana :Unya, ganahan kaâ€¦ ikaw akong ITARI?

***************

disadvantage diay pod ning sigig attend ug meeting bai aquarius.
ajaw itari bai aquarius e TARI*I lang. tar! tar! tar! tar!

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aquarius · « **Reply #34 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:54:15 PM »

Bay vhinz08

... maong ayaw gyod biyai ang asawa sa balay dalha bisan asang meeting

ayaw pod kalimot sa tari..

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vhinz08 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:57:54 PM »

mao diay tong among presidente kay gus2 jud nija ad2 sa ilang balay ang meeting perme, ajejejejejeje

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #36 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:21:30 PM »

mao diay tong among presidente kay gus2 jud nija ad2 sa ilang balay ang meeting perme, ajejejejejeje

Ikaw tingali ang gikahadlokan nija, Bay Vhinz, labi na kon tua sa gawas ang meeting unja absent ka...

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vhinz08 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:05:06 PM »

Ikaw tingali ang gikahadlokan nija, Bay Vhinz, labi na kon tua sa gawas ang meeting unja absent ka...

aw dili pod siguro kay sige mn pod ko ug attend.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #38 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:24:15 PM »

aw dili pod siguro kay sige mn pod ko ug attend.

Bwahaha. Dili man kaha ang meeting place kasikbit sa ilang balay unja sige lang kang "May-I-go-out" kay mangihi kuno?

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Bambi · « **Reply #39 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:16:19 AM »

One day Juan with a chronic cold consults a herbalist.

Herbalist: You must eat a lot of fruits including the skin. BTW, what's your favrite fruit Juan?

Juan.....: Durian, pineapple and coconut.

hahahaha

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Bambi · « **Reply #40 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:20:37 AM »

Mr. fdaray...

..hehehe tinuod gyod na, "laughter is the best medicine"... keep laughing basta may kataw-anan...hehehe... I really enjoy TubagBohol.... daghan basahon hehehe..

Ms. Lindy..

... nagsakit ng igot-igot nimo'g katawa kay sige man kag lingkod ... tindog pod panagsa ....hehehe

aquariuz, lindy is our TB Mr. flavor. he is too smart especially to ladies

peace lindy!

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aquarius · « **Reply #41 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:49:45 AM »

aquariuz, lindy is our TB Mr. flavor. he is too smart especially to ladies

peace lindy!

hehehehe... mao ba bamz.... "he" diay ni?... sowi Mr. Lindy.. napagkamalan tuloy kita.... peace..

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #42 on:** March 19, 2010, 01:15:23 PM »

PANAWAGAN SA RADIO

Mrs : Sir, pwede ko manawag sa akong bana sa radyo, ninglayas unya gidala among lima ka anak.
Announcer : Go ahead, Mrs.
Mrs : Hoy, amaw! Iuli ang mga bata! Usa ra imo ana!

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Mulligan · « **Reply #43 on:** March 19, 2010, 01:23:18 PM »

Ang usa ana kang pare nimo HB.

PANAWAGAN SA RADIO

Mrs : Sir, pwede ko manawag sa akong bana sa radyo, ninglayas unya gidala among lima ka anak.
Announcer : Go ahead, Mrs.
Mrs : Hoy, amaw! Iuli ang mga bata! Usa ra imo ana!

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Mulligan · « **Reply #44 on:** March 19, 2010, 01:25:49 PM »

Kala-inan sa sauna ug karon:

Sauna, dili tanang baje guapa !

Karon, dili tanang guapa baje !

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vhinz08 · « **Reply #45 on:** March 19, 2010, 02:12:02 PM »

Kala-inan sa sauna ug karon:

Sauna, dili tanang baje guapa !

Karon, dili tanang guapa baje !

hayyyy, mabuang ko bajot.

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aquarius · « **Reply #46 on:** March 20, 2010, 07:50:30 AM »

Sa restaurant....

customer : (gitawag ang waiter) waiter..! waiter..! ..nganong may langaw man ning inyong aroz caldo..

waiter : halerrr..! what do you expect sa P5. nga arroz caldo.. chicken ang isagol?.. mahal na kaya ang kilo...!

********

customer : (gitawag ang waiter).. waiter..! nganong may sagol liston ning inyong LOMI...?

waiter: (gitan-aw ang liston).. ah, sir..... ukaya pa daw sa ilawom basin naa ang sapatos.!

************

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Mulligan · « **Reply #47 on:** March 20, 2010, 08:01:17 AM »

haha.

Sa restaurant....

customer : (gitawag ang waiter) waiter..! waiter..! ..nganong may langaw man ning inyong aroz caldo..

waiter : halerrr..! what do you expect sa P5. nga arroz caldo.. chicken ang isagol?.. mahal na kaya ang kilo...!

********

customer : (gitawag ang waiter).. waiter..! nganong may sagol liston ning inyong LOMI...?

waiter: (gitan-aw ang liston).. ah, sir..... ukaya pa daw sa ilawom basin naa ang sapatos.!

************

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #48 on:** March 20, 2010, 08:41:04 AM »

Sa restaurant....

customer : (gitawag ang waiter) waiter..! waiter..! ..nganong may langaw man ning inyong aroz caldo..

waiter : halerrr..! what do you expect sa P5. nga arroz caldo.. chicken ang isagol?.. mahal na kaya ang kilo...!

Bwahaha. Maayo na lang diay kay naay sagol...

customer : (gitawag ang waiter).. waiter..! nganong may sagol liston ning inyong LOMI...?

waiter: (gitan-aw ang liston).. ah, sir..... ukaya pa daw sa ilawom basin naa ang sapatos.!

Bwahaha. Mabukog man pud tag soylas ani...

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fdaray · « **Reply #49 on:** March 25, 2010, 08:04:03 PM »

A Youth

Oh thin youth
Sailing in the bay lot.
Singing the bee song,
Moving the low boat.
A youth there,
A youth here,
A youth anywhere

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bugsay · « **Reply #50 on:** March 25, 2010, 08:05:40 PM »

A Youth

Oh thin youth
Sailing in the bay lot.
Singing the bee song,
Moving the low boat.
A youth there,
A youth here,
A youth anywhere

mao ni theme song sa TB, sir FD?

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #51 on:** March 25, 2010, 08:18:37 PM »

He he, theme song ni sa a youth before but a youth no more...

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bugsay · « **Reply #52 on:** March 25, 2010, 08:20:05 PM »

He he, theme song ni sa a youth before but a youth no more...

ahhhh...koyouth?

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bol-anon quo nyur! · « **Reply #53 on:** March 26, 2010, 08:07:50 AM »

Hehehehe, don't say bed word's mo oi

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #54 on:** March 26, 2010, 08:21:14 AM »

hhaaahaha!

long live tha was onced A YOUTH, FD!!!!

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aquarius · « **Reply #55 on:** March 29, 2010, 01:03:18 PM »

A Youth

Oh thin youth
Sailing in the bay lot.
Singing the bee song,
Moving the low boat.
A youth there,
A youth here,
A youth anywhere

klasmeyt siguro ni sila sir fd sa "the whole boat is in the sea now"..

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fdaray · « **Reply #56 on:** March 29, 2010, 05:13:36 PM »

The Presidentiables Boys:

Manny Villar- Tondo Boy
Noynoy Aquino- Mama's Boy
Erap Estrada- Kanto Boy
Gibo Teodoro- Wonder Boy
Eddie Villanueva- Altar Boy
Richard Gordon- Am Boy
Jamby Madrigal- Girl Boy

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aquarius · « **Reply #57 on:** March 30, 2010, 10:54:13 AM »

Ang di mongisi... secret..!

WAITER : would you like your coffee black?

CUSTOMER : what other colors do you have?..

*************

MARY : Johns says, Iâ€™m prettyâ€¦ but Andrew said, Iâ€™m uglyâ€¦. What do you think?

PETER : A bit of bothâ€¦ youâ€™re pretty ugly!

***************

GIRL : How did you come hereâ€¦ Did you WALK or did you RIDE?â€¦

BOY : Of course.. Did you ride!â€¦ what do you think of me, poverty?â€¦ oh, common!!!

**************

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statesville · « **Reply #58 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:11:51 AM »

<img src="http://pinoyjokes.net/main/images/funcards-hp/rotate.php">

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aquarius · « **Reply #59 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:28:20 AM »

Statesville..

asa man ta kasakay ani?.. nia ba ni sa Bohol?.. if so, is this one of the tourist attractions in Bohol?.... hehehehe... na curious gyod ko mosakay ani ba..

brayt gyod ning pinoy ba...

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statesville · « **Reply #60 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:50:03 AM »

hehehe, ambot ug asa, pero gusto sad ko mosuway ug sakay ana

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #61 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:07:50 PM »

Dear anak,

Gipadala na nako ag P50,000.00 pang tuition nimo. Gibaligya na pod namo ang kabaw. Mahal di ay ng DOTA nga subject? Wa na pud ang mga kanding, nahalin para sa imong project nga Apple iPad ba to? Apil na ang P7,000.00 para sa fieldtrip ninyo sa Mall of Asia. Layu di ay na? Iprenda pa namo ang basakan para mapalit nimo ang intrumentong iPOD. Napasiga na ba ninyo ang project nga SAN MIG LIGHT? Unya ang libro nga FACEBOOK napalit na ba nimo? Unta Nak, mo graduate naka.

LOVE,

Mama

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bugsay · « **Reply #62 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:10:30 PM »

Dear anak,

Gipadala na nako ag P50,000.00 pang tuition nimo. Gibaligya na pod namo ang kabaw. Mahal di ay ng DOTA nga subject? Wa na pud ang mga kanding, nahalin para sa imong project nga Apple iPad ba to? Apil na ang P7,000.00 para sa fieldtrip ninyo sa Mall of Asia. Layu di ay na? Iprenda pa namo ang basakan para mapalit nimo ang intrumentong iPOD. Napasiga na ba ninyo ang project nga SAN MIG LIGHT? Unya ang libro nga FACEBOOK napalit na ba nimo? Unta Nak, mo graduate naka.

LOVE,

Mama

kalooy pod tawon sa kabaw ug kanding...

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #63 on:** April 12, 2010, 10:30:17 PM »

Dear anak,

Gipadala na nako ag P50,000.00 pang tuition nimo. Gibaligya na pod namo ang kabaw. Mahal di ay ng DOTA nga subject? Wa na pud ang mga kanding, nahalin para sa imong project nga Apple iPad ba to? Apil na ang P7,000.00 para sa fieldtrip ninyo sa Mall of Asia. Layu di ay na? Iprenda pa namo ang basakan para mapalit nimo ang intrumentong iPOD. Napasiga na ba ninyo ang project nga SAN MIG LIGHT? Unya ang libro nga FACEBOOK napalit na ba nimo? Unta Nak, mo graduate naka.

LOVE,

Mama

hehehehe...

ug nay,

apili pod og akong ipakaon sa akong binuhi nga Red Horse.

nayahaha

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Chongki · « **Reply #64 on:** April 13, 2010, 08:31:55 AM »

bwahahahaha

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fdaray · « **Reply #65 on:** April 13, 2010, 08:52:07 AM »

He..he....,he....., dili ko mo ngisi kay pangag ko.

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #66 on:** April 13, 2010, 10:53:34 AM »

Bwahahahahahahaha!

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #67 on:** April 13, 2010, 10:57:23 AM »

Si Don Pedro nag pacheckup sa doctor kasi highblood sia. Sinabi ng Doctor na wag na siyang kakain ng matataba tulad ng baboy at balat ng manok. Dapat kumain na lang sia ng mga lumalangoy tulad ng isda.

Pagkatapos ng isang buwan bumisita ang Doctor kay Don Pedro. Tinanong ng Doctor yung katulong kung saan si Don Pedro. Sinabi ng katulong na nasa swimming pool si Don Pedro.

Sabi ng Doctor: â€œah nag eehersisyo sa paglangoy si Don Pedroâ€.

Katulong: â€œD po, tinuturuan yung baboy na lumangoyâ€.

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statesville · « **Reply #68 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:31:57 AM »

+, hala langoy baboy kay human aslon na ka hahahaha

Hala padayon ta ug ngisis dinhi

HIMATYON NGA INSIK
Insik: Pedlo, ako kamaguwangan
Pedro: Ako ni Pa.
Insik: Juan, ako kamanghulan
Juan: Dia ra ko Pa.
Insik: Maliya, ako asawa
Maria: Dia ra ko.
Insik: Mga wala silbi! Naa mo tanan dinhi. Wala bantay ato tindahan!!!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #69 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:34:55 AM »

bwahahahahhahahahhahhah!

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #70 on:** April 13, 2010, 12:00:51 PM »

+, hala langoy baboy kay human aslon na ka hahahaha

Hala padayon ta ug ngisis dinhi

HIMATYON NGA INSIK
Insik: Pedlo, ako kamaguwangan
Pedro: Ako ni Pa.
Insik: Juan, ako kamanghulan
Juan: Dia ra ko Pa.
Insik: Maliya, ako asawa
Maria: Dia ra ko.
Insik: Mga wala silbi! Naa mo tanan dinhi. Wala bantay ato tindahan!!!

Bwahahahahahaha! Intsik jud. Aw, ang tunga tunga diay'ng anak? Kay kamuguwangan mang kaha ug kinamanghuran so naa pay tunga? Hehehehehe

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bugsay · « **Reply #71 on:** April 13, 2010, 12:20:09 PM »

kawat na tinda nimo sik...

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AsPo · « **Reply #72 on:** April 13, 2010, 02:44:55 PM »

Bwahahahahahaha! Intsik jud. Aw, ang tunga tunga diay'ng anak? Kay kamuguwangan mang kaha ug kinamanghuran so naa pay tunga? Hehehehehe

bwahaaaaaaaa
kamatjonon na negosyo pay gihunahuna.

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #73 on:** April 13, 2010, 05:59:01 PM »

bwahaaaaaaaa
kamatjonon na negosyo pay gihunahuna.

Hahahahahaha. Basin nahadlok makawat ija tinda smagol.

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #74 on:** April 20, 2010, 12:33:49 AM »

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #75 on:** May 10, 2010, 05:25:10 PM »

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.

The rabbit says, 'You feel me first.' The snake starts feeling the rabbit and says, 'Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet...'

The rabbit says, 'I know! I'm a rabbit! Yehey!' Then the rabbit feels the snake.

He says, 'Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue...'

The snake says, 'Oh no, I'm a lawyer!'

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